#spm headcannons

[azacharie95]

When your SPM brainrot comes to haunt you and then gives you the best ideas but you’re stuck in freakin’ wRITERS BLOCK- So instead, here’s my take on all of the Count’s minions before they join him + headcannons and anything that comes to mine-

This is mostly just word vomit and it’s not proofread so sorry for all the spelling errors- started this at 3 am and now finishing 12 hours later- yIpPie- maybe some day I’ll have the energy to write all of these down into a story one shot thingy-

The first I want to start with is O’Chunks because he needs some love (and by that I mean I’m about to throw against the wall of ideas because OH BOI-).

O’Chunks suffers from nightmares of the day that all of his men were killed, which also led to him having a really hard time trusting anyone other then The Count thinking they were going to betray him before get got close with Nastasia

I like to think that O’Chunks have always had semi crushes on each other but have been very blind to it since Nastasia was mostly blinded by The Count

Before his life with The Count he lived somewhere near York Town in another town before he had gone to war and got he and his men sold out and murdered (did he watch? Yes. He had to as captain.)

He was then saved before he was killed by The Count but by then the damage had already been done and he was now blind in his left eye and his head had been slightly bashed in making him kinda forgetful about a majority of his life that didn’t come to haunt him in his dreams

Before his life with Bleck, he did in fact have a family that he had to leave behind but now he can’t remember what they look like or even how to get home (or an even worse option, his entire home was raided and ransacked so there was nothing to go back to anyway and he just couldn’t remember what he was missing forever-)

As for his family? I like to think he may or may not have had a wife but he definitely had a daughter who acts a lot like Mimi making him grow very familiar with her quickly

He also really likes grapes for this-

Up next on the chopping block is Nastasia herself, and I’ll be honest I didnt have a lot at first before it hit me like a train wreck in my sleep-

I like to think she was a halfblood of The Tribe of Darkness, her father being of the Tribe and her mother being a kind of vampire/monster that many people feared (hence the similarities of skin tone with The Count)

She was raised by her mother for a long time but was chased for most of her life for not being ‘human’ or the Ancients just really wanted to get her because they didn’t like halflings because it was a waste of their magic potential and dangerous- maybe they were just speciesest- idk

She was caught in a magical trap deep in the woods and left to starve there for awhile up until Count Bleck had found her and freed her (because this was weeks after the Timpani incident so he still had a heart to help others)

Being so grateful and having nowhere else to go, she tagged along with The Count where she was given her more human like bat from so she wouldn’t run into any trouble anymore (that and at first she was sure he was going to kill her for just being alive

Now Dimentio is a really really tricky one because I have some ideas based off of different things I really liked (the idea of him being younger like Mimi is one of them but as for cannon wise I wouldn’t be so sure-)

One things for sure though is I truly believe that he was The Magician’s son and Shadoo was his older sister

His mother and father were the original leaders of The Ancients and The Magician was one of the writers of The Dark Prognostics (it was handed down to each of the original leaders of The Ancients/he or his wife originally wrote it because of vivid nightmares of the future-)

I fully believed that Dimentio’s mom would be like Master of Time or something- making Dimentio call himself the Master of Dimensions (yes I just gave him mama’s boy syndrome- no I will not be taking it back-)

He and Shadoo were close as she was his older sister that took care of them and had very promising magical abilities leading his father to take her everywhere with him to try to make those powers stronger while Dimmy just mostly tried to help where he could seeing as his powers wouldn’t kick in until later and wasn’t as strong as hers at first

While The Magician and Shadoo were away, The Tribe of Ancients was attacked/a spell had gone wrong setting the entire tribe into a state of panic because no one could escape

As a last ditch effort, Dimentio’s mom (What her name would be? I have no clue-) sacrifices herself to save what she came of the tribe and kind of freeze Dimentio in time hidden away where no one could really find him and wake him back up

Now you can play with HCs and CC here and say that Count Bleck and his minions accidentally woke him back up or someone random did because they were looking around where they shouldn’t have been (leading him to either be a child when the game rolls around or he escaped and trains before going to look for The Dark Prognostics because he had no idea what happened to him over 2,000 years)

For cannon I like to think that he escaped and went to go and train to get back his father’s book before ultimately going bonkers because everything he ever knew and loved was violently ripped away from him and he was left alone (making it a big reason why he both despises and adores The Count as having The Ancients blood in him).

So he wants to create perfect new worlds to bring back the world he was forced to leave behind and kill everyone in the process since it’s the worlds fault he was stuck like this anyway

For Fannon tho? I like to think that maybe Bleck had been the one to wake him up and witness his mental break when he realized his entire family and tribe died over 1,500 years ago leading The Count to take care of him forcefully because his bleeding heart over his wife screams “DON’T LEAVE BROKEN CHILD TO GO CRAZY-“

The ultimate reason he betrays The Count is because he doesn’t want his new family to die twice and is willing to do anything to create a new perfect world where he can bring back his original family and bring his new one along even if that means manipulating them to do what he needs to do to “save them” and become the forced king of the new world

Mimi’s is one of the more darker ones IMO and was the main reason that I came up with any of these and decided to throw it onto the internet-

Mimi was raised by her mother and father in a kind of poor situation before being sold (or kidnapped- idk what to go with here) to a wannabe tribe of darkness who wanted to recreate the magic of the ancients no matter the cost

Fully 100% convinced Mimi is a minor (no sure exactly give or take 13-18)

So they started experimenting on her to turn her into a pixel and try to recreate the powers that they used a long time ago but they really messed it up and turned her into a kind of walking corpse

She still could use the powers of a shapeshifter pixel, she just didn’t look the part because they replaced a lot of her ‘human’ parts with metal gears and wires turning her into a walking zombie pixel corpse as a child who only wanted to go home

this is also the reason she kind of has to snap her neck to change from her OG form to her preferred ‘human’ form because she isn’t copying anyone so it hurts more to change into something she wants rather then copying someone else’s while they’re right there (or maybe it is a copy and she keeps a copy of every person she’s copied and it’s just more painful to change into someone else based off of memory or from a long distance? Up to you really-)

The Count had found her because he had heard rumors of people trying to copy after his people and figured maybe it was Timpani trying to find him again but it turned out to be so much darker and killed the wannabes to save Mimi’s life

Since she had no where to go, The Count brought her along thinking that maybe Timpani would like her just as much as he did like a daughter they never could have

She is the silent favorite amongst the minions and everyone knows it minus The Count who says he doesn’t play favorites (yes he does-)

Then we have Mr. L HC simply because he is part of the team and no one will let him think otherwise-

He kind of plays an older brother role to both Mimi and Dimentio (which is why they pick on each other so often and why Mr. L and Dimentio hit heads all the time)

He also gets along well with O’Chunks and they fight/train a lot (I saw this on another person’s HC list and I loved it so I had to add it here-)

Stepping into Fannon territory- He sees Count Bleck and a mentor and boss figure since The Count treats him more like a human then his parents and friends ever did

Even after he isn’t brainwashed anymore he can remember being treated with kindness by the other members and being brought along and invited to things more then his brother and his friends ever did

He doesn’t fully forgive Dimentio for what happened but slowly warms up to the idea of coming to peace about it since no one really wanted to forgive him until they knew why he was so desperate for it

He’s slightly frightened of Nastaisa even to this day because of what happened and that someday she might just snap and jump him again (even if he knows he could take her down perfectly well, he isn’t going try because she’s much faster then him)

Then the dear Old Count himself- picking up random people and children to fill in his broken heart no matter the cost-

Timpani and Blumiere knew each other for longer then the flashbacks gave us credit for (over the span of like 6 months to a year I would think-)

She’s also the reason he had so much light in his heart and hope for other people- to this day it’s her fault that he loves the stars so much and seems to have a child like curiosity about things he doesn’t understand

His father was also highly abusive into making sure his son would follow the right path into taking up the tribe leaving The Count to have many scars on his body along with his heart since Timpani was the only person who ever listened to what he had to say about things (he couldn’t have any friends since he was the chief’s son either so it was like a breath of fresh air to him-)

When his father told him what had happened he believed that his father sent her away while she was dying and so, Blumiere left the tribe to go and look for her before he ever came back to read the Dark Prognostics

5 years passed before he ever returned and his dad tried to convince him to come back only for The Count to murder everyone that was left in his tribe/in the castle they all lived in before reading the Dark Prognostics

As Blumiere died, so did his love for everyone and everything making it so that he was living from a 3rd person POV making him mentally and emotionally detach from his minions who had grown onto him.

It isn’t that he shows he doesn’t care either because he stopped caring about everything they did, only wanting the end of all worlds to come so that he didn’t have to live in the constant said of black and white that his father put him in all those years ago

[hyperfixatingonbowuigisohard]

HEAR ME OUT GUYS

Instead if Count Bleck officiating a wedding between Bowser and Peach, it’s between Bowser and Luigi?

And like, in context nothing really changes! Its still very much:

Bowser: Thanks for setting all this up bleck :)

Count Bleck: Sure bruh, it helps me more than it helps you

Luigi: how did i get here

[camprell-art]

Silly thought

Imagine Dimentio was single but able to see All the ships he could possibly be in: He has to make a tier list of his fav to least fav XD

All according to ur headcannons

Almost every one of them would be in low tiers just by the simple fact that he hates the person or is simply too indifferent to really say something x)

If we don't count all his unhealthy obsessions then we'd get just, idk, King Boo, when he has patience for him of course, and Mimi because... I'm not biased, she just never was really a nuisance for him. Y'know how in the entirety of SPM she was the only one that he didn't hurt directly or tried to? The only instances I can remember were the diary thing, and him telling them to go to Sammer Kingdom, and that's it I guess :oc

Also there's the thing that Mimi is really... Not too expressive when she talks about Dimentio betraying Bleck, she just says:

"Yeah! I mean, there's no WAY Dimentio's getting away with this! He pulled a really dirty trick on you, but we'll always stick by your side!"

Like, it's the same as telling a murderer that "You're really bad for doing this, of course I'm going to call the police"! >:(

I know it's a Mario game but, it's the same game that told us that Dimentio is a mercenary, the same game that Tippi calls Mimi a "psychotic girl", the same game that throws you on a river in which you can hear the whispers of the tortured souls and that showed us a lot of examples of purpose, resentment, grief, death and genocide.

Couldn't they make a better line for her or is she not aware of the gravity of what he did???? And okay, Mimi is an interesting case because she is incredibly mean, and not mean like "hehehe I'm a mean girl!!1!", no, even after the ending of the game, she's still enslaving people, she calls Merlee's mansion a "stable of cutie-pies", A STABLE, this girl didn't learn ANYTHING with all that shit they've gone through.

Anyways... I have to get dinner uwu

[galaxygermdraws]

i would love to hear bout your mario headcannons ^_^

Ok so no specific questions meaning I get to just randomly list some. I can work with that

-The Mario Bros grew up in New Donk. They weren’t born there, in fact they were born in the Mushroom Kingdom, but their family moved after the Shroob invasion.

-The bros’ eyes glow when they’re upset. Not the colors you’d expect, though. Mario’s glow yellow and Luigi’s glow red. For reasons :)

-In my head Mario and Peach’s relationship is a QPR because I’m projecting.

-After the events of SPM, Luigi definitely takes a knack to inventing. Mostly because he can use his skills for good now (because he can tinker with the Poultergust), proving he’s not…that. Anymore

-Speakin’ of post SPM. Luigi is kinda undead now. He’s still alive, but his heartbeat is much slower and his body much colder.

-When the bros first showed up to save Peach, she definitely knew who they were, but she was in so much shock from the whole being kidnapped thing that she couldn’t say anything. She didn’t even know if they recognized her (Mario told Luigi that she seemed familiar. He didn’t know why though)

-Mario doesn’t talk a lot. He talks to Luigi more than anyone, and eventually begins talking around Peach and even Bowser (they got that mutual respect). Despite how little he doesn’t talk, he exudes an optimistic charisma. (Even when he is Not feeling good.)

Thats just a small teaser of what I got. I will answer specific asks if desired :>

[pixies-and-poets]

I realized I haven't asked you any questions yet! I should fix that.

It's really fun seeing you so passionate about the Rabbids and discussing theories and headcannons! But now it got me thinking: I recall you said you're interested to try out earlier Rabbids games now that you're pretty much a fan. I imagine that would be an interesting experience because how the Rabbids are depicted in the Mario crossovers is...not really the same as how they're usually depicted in previous installments.

Beyond Rabbids, is there a series you discovered through their latest installment, and then you decide to go backwards and experience a type of whiplash with how much of a different vibe it is?

I know... I actually have my original Rayman Raving Rabbids Wii copy and it's just kinda sitting there, menacingly... I feel like I have to re-confront it someday, to face my nightmares from bygone years, to bear witness to how far we've come. Maybe before the Rayman DLC comes out. That would be... a treat, huh. Lol

Honestly I can't really think of anything, since most game series I love have been in my life for a long time, or they are newer themselves, and when I discover something new I try to start near the beginning. Maybe the closest thing I can think of is Mario RPGs in general? Doesn't really count because it's not exactly the same "series" but I had played through PM64, TTYD and I think also SPM before I played SMRPG and at first I was somewhat confused by SMRPG because it has such a different tone/style and is a very weird and different take on the Mushroom Kingdom. I mean I liked it but I also didn't like it AS much as the Paper Marios (except for the music cuz Yoko don't miss) and I didn't understand why people considered it such an all-time classic. It took me a while to really appreciate it and for it to grow on me, but over time I came to understand why it was so important and beloved, once I placed it in its context for all the groundbreaking things it did that would become key to later games, like its characterization of Bowser and Peach/Toadstool as party members. And its fleshing out of Toads as a diverse species and other stuff that is no longer even allowed 😭

Maybe also Zelda? It's hardly recent by now but OoT was my intro to the series, and later going back to A Link to the Past.... I mean it's fine, I can recognize ALttP is a great and influential game but I also think the Hyrule it depicts is fairly bland (I enjoy the Dark World though) and I just can't get into the mindset of people who think it's still the greatest and most classic Zelda game ever, when I was introduced to a world with Gorons and shit. I don't think I would have been so fascinated by Hyrule if I'd played through it first.

[dragon-stage-battle]

One of my favorite spm headcannons is that I made everyone in the bleck gang trans and queer except Count Bleck

[crossover-enthusiast]

I just wanted to say genuinely thank you so much for all of your asks/suggestions for the au because when i originally posted it (after you asked!! Tysm) I didn’t have a lot of this figured out and you’ve had so many good ideas I couldn’t even have thought of anc it’s been genuinely fun going back and forth with headcannons so yeah thank you

I wasn't expecting an ask like this and I genuinely do not know what to say kjnkjdngkj

I feel the same way!! I loved SPM when I was little and I love SM now, and to see someone not only share those loves but want to combine them makes me so happy

Also I love headcanons they're so fun to think of and it's just nice to hear what other people think about characters fdknf

Thank you so much!!!!!

[arsonists-oatmeal]

Headcannon: Foolish isn't naturally 22 ft tall. That's his max size and he has to be near water to do it. He absorbs the water like one of those dinosaur sponge pills

[probablyatrashcan]

“The heart of worlds end will choose a young host. The host will hear it’s call.”

[jester-headcannons]

Dimentio is the man who unscrews your salt and pepper shakers

[novaprds]

ITACHI FLUFF HEADCANNONS

In your period

He is so gentle with you, he thinks in everything: the pads that you can use, pills for your pain, maybe he can investigate about menstrual cup as an option more friendly with the ambient. And he can buy a big amount of candies for you.

"Darling, maybe you can use the menstrual cup is more friendly with your delicate body and the ambient. Do you like the idea?"

Itachi knows about SPM syndrome and helps you with all the symptoms. And cooks a delicious and healthy menu for these days

"My love you needs to eat well these days, soft food helps with you pain. I'm so sorry for you.

When you are in your bed writhing in pain Itachi helps you with a hot water bottle, adjust your pillow so you can rest peacefully

"Don't worry my love, I must take care of you. You are the most beautiful and it hurts me to see you like this. You don't know how I would love to change with you. Rest for now my sunshine"

Hugs and cuddles the order of the day. this man is the sweetest creation on earth and you are the most valuable thing in his life so he will always have you in his heart.

"Y/n darling I love having you in my arms. I always want to have you with me. I love you my sweet angel"

[bleck-n-crew]

Hi!

Do you have an AU or a headcanon from spm?

Just curious.

I love your blog <3

I have a few headcanons, particularly that they're all Ace :p

I dunno what else to headcanon cause I dunno what counts as headcannon and what counts as "oh I'm just coming up with a story and putting pieces together"

As for AUs, I got this one Swap AU of what if Bleck and Tippi swapped places

I doesn't change MUCH but I think visually and thematic, I could come up with some cool things :p

Where Bleck was all about destroying the worlds and "rebuilding from the ashes", Timpani is about purifying the world of everything evil but in her twisted sense of justice, that pretty much includes everything :p

[smashy-headcanons]

H48 again. I noticed that one of my fellow anons asked something about Dimentio and you said something about your brother gushing about him if given the initiative. As a fan of crazy clowns from video games myself, how about some headcannons about Dimentio, Marx, and some other clown-like spirit characters; or even perhaps, dare i say, the chances of JEVIL getting in one the fun as a mii swordfighter costume (if not just to pester sans).

My sibling, not my brother. (I don’t think we’ve ever shown my little siblings SPM yet now that I think about it.)

But I totally imagine Marx bonding with the Dimentio spirit specifically with the purpose of causing chaos. I see them going around the castle tormenting whichever fighters they feel like tormenting at the moment.

[beautifully-disastrous]

Updated Intro

Hello, everyone! I figured I'd update this. I'm Willow, also known as Silver and Moony. This is my writing blog, and I'm happy you've stopped by.

Writing Requests: Open

Mod Info

Willow

They/he

What I'll Write (Non-exhaustive)

I like a variety of media, including but not limited to:

Minecraft, Hollow Knight, Moonlighter, Welcome Home (puppet ARG), Minecraft, FNF, FNaF, SPM, and Undertale.

Prompts

Short-Stories

Headcannons

Some fandom stuff

What I Won't Write (Non-exhaustive)

Pedophillia

Explicit NSFW

Incest

I reserve the right to refuse to write anything for any reason, even if it's not listed here.

[always-themself-nevermore]

random height headcannons of spm

Blumiere: 6′0

O’Chunks: 5′11

Dimentio: 5′8

Mr. L / Luigi: 5′8

Nastasia: 5′4

Mimi: 5′4

[probablyatrashcan]

More Merloo and Dim. Dim made that bubble and settled down for a nap after much fuss.