#spoiler without context

[owly-lumi]

Soo after I saw Starscream's tea party scene, I couldn't not see this meme in my mind.

Disappointed about S3 Starscream? obv, but not surprised at all.

At least he hasn't exploded yet... right Hasbro? 🫠✨

[crimsonkingart]

random thought

i would like to point out that john was the only one with a knife stuck in his shoulder, while the others were physically held down by steel furniture.

and okay it was a very strong illusion in bob's head, but everyone was held down by force while john Just had a knife in his arm? 😂😂😂

Plus: the blade was inside the shelf, but it was relatively easy to remove, it was even a non-vital point, while the others had steel furniture pressing on their LUNGS

HC: Void is afraid of John because he yelled at Bob's father and hits him

[spatortmemes]

Ende der Nacht hat wieder viele Inspirationen geliefert und wir sind bereits dabei neuen content für euch zu basteln.

Was war eure Lieblingsszene?

[leblogreblog]

Sonic 3 (2025)

[roughmoon24]

Inanimate Insanity II - The Reality of the Situation Spoilers without context

[holyrunawaychild]

Oh please Gretchen.

If Drew wanted a chew toy he’d use his own hand.

[montargnator]

Yessss Cormoran, GO FOR IT!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Doctor Who: The Giggle (2023) spoilers without context

[goofy-clan]

(Based on fogclans idea woooo)

Yes these are all dialogues we’ll see in the coming days/weeks! Happy (early) new year! Go ahead and theorize you maniacs /pos

[born-to-seek-and-destroy]

My step by step reactions of the nightmare before kissmass

Update: Little did I know the author would see it on my tik tok and like comment twice and repost

!!!Spoiler and swearing warning!!!

The nightmare before kissmass is a brilliant book I actually read it in basically one sitting, I loved it and definitely recommended others to read it as well as I grew attached to this book from chapter one I love it and it has become my favorite romance book I've read as well as the first book I've read in 2025

Chapter one:

That's sad he was trying to help

His dads a dick

His mums a bitch

OMG THEIR ALREADY KISSING

HE DISAPPEARED

AHHHHHHH

chapter two:

He's trying to find him, cute

His mums still a bitch

Now we're on royal formalities, slay

I'M SORRY THE FUCK?!?!?!?

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!

NOOOOOOO!

chapter 3:

His dad has upgraded to a dickless asshole

hope can't wait wait for that to be destroyed

OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE OF A SANTA

*muffled screams*

FUCK OFF

THEIR GETTING REUNITED AND THEY PROBS DON'T KNOW IT, YAYYYYYY

FIX THIS YOU SPOOKY FUCKERS

Hold up not prince damnit

THIS FUCKER IS SERIOUSLY NOT PLANNING ON ARRANGING ANOTHER MARRIAGE OF IRIS TO THE HALLOWEEN. SHE ISN'T EVEN HIS DAUGHTER

Oh he beefing with Halloween

Ooooooo that deal is gonna backfire

Chapter 4:

Oooh shit about to go down

YAYYY THEIR REUNITED

Awwwwww he's flustered

Chapter 5:

Wait it's been a year?!?!?!?

"Stake your claim"?!?!? *gagging*

His father has upgraded to dickless asshole weirdo

"What, should I stick a flag in her?" Heh

Awwwwww he's protective

Chapter 6:

Iris paint his nails black

Awww they're talking about the good traditions

YES THEY'RE (his nails) BLACK AND ORANGE!!!!!!

he's thinking about snogging him. Cute

Ooooooo jealousy of their growing friendship damn

Oh my god fuck off and leave hex alone you horrible santa LET. HIM. SPEAK!

Oh my god him and iris are giving platonic besties right now

OH MY GOD WINGMAN IRIS I LOVE YOU

THERE RACING TOGETHER FUCK YESSSSSS

Chapter 7:

Awwww he's asking the reindeers name

EEEEEE THEIR LAUGHING TOGETHER

THEIR MAKING DISNEY JOKES OMG THE CUTEST

*GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET*

HE STOPPED TO HELP HIM

THEY ALMOST KISSED AGAIN

Chapter 8:

Their talking

OH MY FUCK HE KNOWS IT'S FAKE

OH MY GOOOODDDDDDDD

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

NOW THEIR KISSING LIKE COMPLETELY SOBBER OH MY GOD

I'M PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER I REFUSE TO SLEEP TILL I FINISH THIS (it's 12:44am at this point in time)

AHHHHHHH

Oh my god they're gonna fuck at some point

YES STAND UP TO YOUR FATHER COAL YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

Chapter 9:

I'm. Going. To. Deck. This. santa. INTO. NEXT. WEEK.

OH MY GOD THIS SANTA IS A CON MAN

HE'S STEALING SHIT OH MY FUCK!

OH MY GOD THE PLOT IS THICKENING REAL QUICK

THAT FUCKER IS THREATENING HALLOWEEN!!!!!

HE JUST DESTROYED HIS OWN SONS HOPE IN HIM WTAF

OH MY FUCK I SWEAR IF HE TRIES SPLITTING COAL AND HEX UP I'LL SOB GENUINE SOB. (Highlight foreshadowing to chapter 18)

I SWEAR IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THESE TWO I WILL THROW MY KINDLE AND BURN IT

HEX!, COAL IS HAVING A PANICK ATTACK, GO HELP YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 10:

Brother bonding time

Sad brother bonding

HE MADE GOOD ON HIS THREAT WITH THE ELVES HAHAHAHAHA

OMG HEX IS GOING TO ICE SKATE WITH COAL. THE ROMANCE!!!!!!

"Visions of him biting my neck"... Kinky

HE'S WEARING A PUMPKIN TIE WITH SANTA HATS OMG I LOVE HIM

THEIR FLIRTING

oooo it getting spicy

*giggling kicking my feet*

JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE?!?!?!?

(I did end up going to bed it was 2 am and I was going to explode if I kept on going)

Chapter 11:

Aww this is adorable

their learning about each other

HE HAS A DEAD SISTER?

Oh my god this is so sweet I'm actually crying

Damn we're thinking kinky again

THEIR PRACTICALLY CUDDLING WHILE SKATING, OMG PLEASE TELL ME THIS RUINS THE ARRANGED MARRIAGE

NO FUCK OF SANTA LET THEM BE GAY

HE RUINED IT, HE'D STILL GET THAT FUCKING ALLIANCE IF HE JUST REALIZED IRIS AND KRIS ARE IN LOVE AND FUCK IT HE'D GET ONE WITH HALLOWEEN IF HE JUST LET HIS SON BE THE BISEXUAL BOY HE IS WITH HIS GOTH BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!

Chapter 12:

YES GO TALK TO HIM

IGNORE WHAT YOUR FATHER SAID BE HAPPY GO GET YOUR BOYFRIEND

HE'S GOING TO HIS ROOM

THEIR GONNA SCREW

I'm sorry what?

Why you calling him daddy even jokingly, tf?

*giggles in confusion*

YES SOLVE THIS ENGAGEMENT MESS

FIX IT!!!!

Awwww wholesome romance moment... Their gonna start going at it in a minute

Oop their snogging

Ohhhhh they're really snogging

Ahhhhhh they're gonna gonna shag

Ahhhhhhhhhh he left

Chapter 13:

Awwwww he's bringing hex food

The little homosexual babies

I'm sorry a what?

Oh it's a sweet

Heh white boy moment

Oop we getting spicy again

Awwwww he gave him a ring

Back to spicy

Awwww back to sweet

Oh. My. FUCK

ohhhhhhh they're going at it

They're really going at it

Chapter 14:

"Nothing bad will happen" oooooohhhhhh that has to be foreshadowing (spoiler it was)

Real

FUCK OFF SANTA

HE JEALOUS RN

WE'RE NOT BRINGING UP WHAT HE CALLED HEX IN CHAPTER 12!!!!!!

their sexting

YES PLOT TO OVER THROW YOUR FATHER

REMINDER YOUR DATING HALLOWEEN BOY!!

Chapter 15:

AHHHH THEIR SO ADORABLE TOGETHER

FUCKING PORTALS? EXCUSE ME HEX?!?!?

How can they go form flirting with innuendos to sweet and adorable moments in 2 seconds

I'm sorry can we go back a few steps, rewind

WHY ARE THEY VOTING FOR WHO IRIS MARRIES WHAT. THE. FUCK!

THEIR TALKING SHIT ABOUT COAL NUH UH I WON'T STAND FOR IT

awwwwww hex made him a gingerbread man

AHHHH THEIR OPENING UP TO EACH OTHER

LITTLE BABIES OMG I LOVE THEM

THEIR KISSING IN PUBLIC OMFG SJDJFJRBF

Chapter 16:

Sexting again dinner edition

I want hex's corset vests like I need them at this point... Fuck it I want his wardrobe

THEY WHERE CUDDLING WHILE WATCHING A CHRISTMAS FILM A CHRISTMAS FILM HEX PICKED!!!!!!!

HEX IS SPENDING THE NIGHT IN COALS BED

THEY'RE FUCKING STRIPPING OMG

OMG THEIR HAVING SEX OMG COAL HAS HEX LITERALLY IN HIS MOUTH

OH MY GOD THEY'RE GOING FOR ROUND TWO

HEX GETTING BOLD WITH HIS REQUESTS

OH MY FUCK!!!!

.....

.....

Why is some of this smut the best I've read

....

OH MY GOD THEIR FULL ON FUCKING

OH MY GOD HE'S MADE HEX SPEAK SPANISH

This has stunned me to silence

it ends so sweetly aswelll oh my god their so fucking CUTE!

Chapter 17:

Fuck

No no no no no no no no no no NO!

HE FOUND THE LETTERS

WE'RE FUCKED

OMG NO

AHHHHHHHDHDBCJDJDNDJDDNDJDJDNJD

HE RAIDED HIS FUCKING ROOM?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCKING PSYCHOPATH

SANTA YOU FUCKING COWARD

*insert small break where I watch the last 10 minutes of the lion the witch and the wardrobe while messaging my other insomniac friends*

KRIS IS STANDING UP TO HIS FATHER OH MY FUCK

HE JUST TOLD HIM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

YES KRIS DEFEND YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!

he's sending hex home...

YOU FUCKING COWARD NOT LETTING YOUR SON LOVE WHO HE LOVES AND EVEN PRETENDING TO GO AND HIT YOUR SON WHAT THE FUCK

Chapter 18:

So ehm I don't think 3 more chapters is enough to fix what happened here.... I'm currently crying :')

*had a chocolate break just as Remus Lupin says 'eat, you'll feel better"*

Chapter 19:

Right recover chocolate on standby Narnia at the ready for after math LET'S DO THIS!

(It's 1:44 am)

*proceeds to procrastinate for an hour out of fear* RIGHT WE'RE FINISHING THIS AND I'M GOING TO SLEEP IMMEDIATELY AFTER

...

HE'S DOING IT ANYWAY

YES STAND UP TO YOUR DICKHEAD OF A COWARDLY FATHER COAL

JUST GET YOUR BOYFRIEND BACK AND WE'RE FINE

He went to message hex... He deleted it before he sent it

I'm sad again

Chapter 20:

SANTA YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT

WREN I LOVE YOU

HE TRIED TO WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Chapter 21 & 22:

YES COAL CRASH YOUR OWN WEDDING

FUCK YOU YOU HORRIBLE SANTA

OMG KRIS YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN FIXING YOUR BROTHERS RELATIONSHIP

THEIR DANCING FUCKING FINALLY!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[wreckrinho]

NOOOOO!! MY WAND!!!!!

[parlapina]

Good omens s2 spoilers without context

[spatortmemes]

Das war "Der Fluch des Geldes"! ✨💵

Was waren eure Lieblingsmomente?

[devilbeez]

Guys look! It’s Silver’s dad!

[roughmoon24]

Inanimate Insanity II - Truth or Flare Spoilers without Context

[that-blue-spren]

It's a trap!