#ss headcanon

[sasusakucoded]

Headcanon per sscoded number (1 to 100):

Sasuke uses his sharingan to learn regular chores (e.g. back massage).

Sakura looks at the ring that Sasuke gave her whenever she misses him.

Sasuke likes to be bathed by Sakura.

Sasuke falls asleep instantly when he's with Sakura.

Sasuke doesn't want to die in a battle because it will make Sakura sad again.

Sakura once told Sasuke that he can touch him anywhere and anytime and he takes it literally.

Sasuke visits Itachi's grave whenever he has free time and updates him about his own family.

Sakura initiated their first kiss absentmindedly.

Sakura still admires Sasuke's face that she stares at it when they sleep.

Sasuke loves slurping Sakura's tits.

Sasuke will always talk about Sakura and Sarada's strengths.

Sasuke loves hugs and cuddles.

Sarada studies Sasuke's hobbies so they can spend time together doing them.

If Sasuke likes something, Sakura will still wear it even if it causes her discomfort.

Sasuke believes that Sarada would love kawaii tomato more instead of kawaii peanut.

Sakura makes bitter chocolates for Sasuke for Valentines Day because he dislikes sweets.

Sasuke pretends to be sick when he wants attention and Sakura is well aware that he's faking it but will still give in.

Sasuke, as a touch-deprived person, likes being touched by Sakura very much.

Sasuke doesn't say I love you to his girls directly but has a way of letting them know via letters.

Sakura was not good at cooking at first but promised herself to be better for Sasuke and their future family.

They practice taijutsu together, which always ends up in a steamy fight.

Sasuke tried many times to create a ring for Sakura but failed, so he was surprised when he made a perfect one on the spot.

Sasuke loves tongue kissing.

Sakura always gives the best part of food to Sasuke (including her favorites).

Sasuke will never sing or dance unless it's for his wife or daughter.

Sasuke marks a dimension if it's beautiful enough for his family to have a vacation.

Sakura buys books for Sasuke and puts notes or reminders in random pages.

Sasuke makes sentimental gifts from his travels for Sakura.

Sakura asked Sai to create a photo album for Sasuke's younger years because he didn't have many photos.

Sakura loves making Sasuke moan.

Sakura sends song lyrics (oftentimes her favorite at the moment) to Sasuke when he's traveling alone.

Sakura hates it when she gets sick but loves it at the same time because Sasuke takes care of her.

Sasuke asked Aoda to take care of Sakura (and their daughter eventually).

Sakura's infinite tsukuyomi dream is to be with Sasuke and have their own family while Sasuke's dream is to have his family back (technically they're both living their dream).

Sakura will do something for Sasuke even if she hates it (e.g. bringing a bag).

Sarada asks Sasuke to buy her things from his travels and he complies all the time.

When there's an event that Sakura or Sarada wants to attend, Sasuke makes it a point to go home for it.

Sasuke has low tolerance to alcohol but even Sakura can't tend to him when he's wasted because in his head, his wife (unaware that Sakura is the one taking care of him) will get jealous.

Sasuke personally thanks anyone who has helped Sarada (regardless if it's small or big favor).

Sasuke loves to tease his wife by sending cropped pictures.

Sasuke and Sakura like to have evening tea outside their house and talk about random stuff.

Sakura's birthday present to Sasuke is coitus, so a year after that, they have Sarada.

Sarada loves giving sentimental and well thought-out gifts to Sasuke.

Like a normal couple, Sakura would ask Sasuke silly questions and he would respond to her with sillier answers just to make her happy.

For the first time after a long time, someone takes care of Sasuke from his clothes to paperwork, which he's truly grateful for.

Sakura didn't want to assume that they're together officially because they had no label but to Sasuke they're already a couple when they traveled together.

The ninja ranking is a running joke in the Uchiha household because they have a jonin, chunin, and genin in the family.

Sakura was worried that their baby will take after her (i.e. no kekkei genkai) but Sasuke assured her that it's fine if ever that happens.

Sasuke doesn't like it when guys (like patients) give Sakura random gifts, so he destroys them and replaces them with the same kind that has a huge Uchiha crest.

When Sakura and Sarada go shopping, they find themselves buying more things for Sasuke.

Sakura had odd cravings during her pregnancy and Sasuke made/bought them regardless of the time.

Sakura makes the best bento (i.e. complete meal with all his faves) for Sasuke's travels.

Sasuke and Sakura's favorite sleeping positions are anything intimate or any position that touches the other person's body.

Sasuke and Sakura have tried many sex positions and enjoy learning new ones.

Sasuke didn't ask Sakura to come with him for his atonement journey for the 2nd time because he automatically assumed she's coming with him.

Sasuke likes doing husband and dad duties when he's home.

It was unclear to Sasuke what he was trying to achieve in his atonement journey at first until he realized that he needed to forgive himself. ||| Sasuke hates it when people downplays Sakura's abilities. [Yes there are two sscoded no 57 because I'm dumb]

Sasuke missed the fun when he was a kid because all he did was train, so Sakura and Sarada try their best to heal his inner child.

Sasuke sneaks food into Sakura's office when he feels she doesn't eat on time.

Sarada gets pranked by her parents every once in a while.

Sasuke is very clingy when he's alone with Sakura.

Sakura always compliments Sasuke and praises him to other people regardless if he's around or not.

Sasuke rarely compliments anyone but he's very generous with his commendations when it comes to Sakura.

Sakura wanted to be put under genjutsu (like what Itachi did to Izumi) when they get older but realized it's unfair for Sasuke to be left alone.

Even if he's a bit inhibited because of his left arm, Sasuke likes to build training equipment for Sarada.

Sasuke enjoys any form of bonding (e.g. listening to their stories, watching them sleep, etc) with his girls.

Sakura tries to be a wife and a mom as soon as she leaves the hospital but Sasuke assures her that it's okay to deal with whatever's bothering her (i.e. unfinished work) even if she's home.

Sasuke always finds his clothes full of pink hair (even the inner part because he invites Sakura into his cloak when she's cold).

When Sasuke and Sakura traveled together, he started getting hardons often when she got too close.

Sasuke was bothered that his wife's back hurt from carrying their baby all night and that Sarada cried like she was hurting, so he learned how to cradle her with one arm.

Sarada didn't know that every girl in the village liked her dad when he was young, so she's surprised whenever she sees women bother/flirt with him.

In his atonement journey, Sasuke realized that he has regrets when he left the village when Sakura tried to prevent him from going.

Sakura and Sarada do everyday things (e.g. peeling shrimp, cutting his steak, etc) that are difficult for Sasuke to do.

Sarada has seen her parents do the cliché sweet TV/drama moments of couples many times.

Sakura makes Sasuke use facial and body cream for his protection and wellness and Sasuke follows even if he hates sticky things.

No matter how many times Sarada has pranked Sasuke about the lipstick stain on his mouth, she still gets him and he would always try to wipe it away.

When Sasuke got back from his journey, he visited and stayed with Sakura for the night and nobody in the village knew.

Sasuke would do anything (like eating his most hated food, natto) to impress Sakura's parents.

Sarada thought that it's only her dad that had fangirls when he was young until she found out that Naruto, Rock Lee, and others had a crush on her mom too.

Sarada was with Sasuke when she had her first menstrual period and they both panicked.

Enemies don't take Sarada seriously because she's cute and looks nerdy until she uses the abilities she inherited from her parents.

Sakura plans trips for their family whenever her husband is available but Sasuke knows that she is very tired from work, so sometimes they just stay at home and cuddle.

Sasuke and Sakura have been caught doing the deed many times and Sasuke just erases the memory of whoever saw them.

Sakura would send random lyrics to Sasuke via a hawk whenever she misses him.

Sasuke wants to help with the grocery but he always ends up buying too many or too little of something.

Sasuke as a dad is very proud of Sarada's achievements but he keeps it to himself and celebrates silently.

Sasuke and Sakura found a way to communicate using codes.

Whenever people praise Sarada's skills, Sakura is quick to say it's because of her Uchiha blood but Sasuke thinks it's because she takes after Sakura.

Sasuke and Sarada bond over books.

Sasuke makes the simplest passwords which makes Sarada frustrated, only to find out her mom is the same.

Sakura rarely gets jealous but sometimes she does and when Sasuke feels it, he assures her that there's nothing to be jealous about.

Sarada couldn't imagine Sasuke being chatty with anyone including Sakura until she heard them talk about random things for hours.

Sasuke is awful at surprises because it's so obvious when he's taking notes about his girls' likes and wishes.

When Sasuke says, "you forgot something," Sakura assumes it's a kiss but usually it's something else.

Sasuke has seen Sakura's memory when he was away (i.e. her fight against Sasori, healing Kankuro, etc) using his sharingan and became prouder of her.

Sasuke wants to make it up to Sarada, so whenever she wants to spend time with him, he makes sure to cancel whatever previous plan he has.

Sasuke had separation anxiety when he had to leave his family and the only thing that kept him going is the letters he got from Sakura.

When Sasuke has a mission in a new location, he checks it out for any medical advancement to share info with his wife.

Sasuke will do any of Sarada's requests including the cringiest things (like singing).

Sasuke proposed many times and erased almost all of them from Sakura's memory because he wanted it to be perfect.

[tachvintlogic]

A Ghirahim Headcanon: Why he acts the way he does

So sword spirits are kinda like AI, right? So they have programmed personalities, and programmed ways of talking and expressing themselves. And so they may have multiple personality templates based on their individual settings. These settings can be changed by their masters or by the spirits themselves.

Fi's personality and way of speaking is the default setting. Robotic and very technical.

Ghirahim, when he served Demise, likely spoke this way. It's probably just what's expected of sword spirits.

Between Demise being sealed and the events of Skyward Sword, Ghirahim had a lot of time on his hands. So he starts going through his own settings and testing out different ways of speaking and personality templates.

Then he lands on one that's very flamboyant and extra, and he loves it.

It's so fun and entertaining to him to act that way, and the reactions of other people are just so funny to him. He's not trying to flirt with Link—his mannerisms and how he came to have them is completely divorced from the concept of flirting and as a programmed killing machine he might not even understand flirting—he's enjoying being himself and enjoys catching the beings he sees as beneath him, like Link, off guard.

Now if someone interpreted him as flirting and tried to flirt back, Ghirahim would be confused because That Is Not How This Is Supposed To Go.

His brain literally goes beep boop does not compute

He's caught off guard, and feel like he's not in control of the situation. If he's not in control, then he's the one being toyed with, not the one doing the toying. That makes him angry because no one's allowed to toy with him but his Master!

There are 2 options for what Ghirahim might do next:

He'll say something to try to take back control over the situation.

Far more likely, he will do what he was originally programmed to do, which is be a ruthless killing machine.

[fairlyqualityanon]

editing

Throwing some more Picrew ideas up.

Tried to recreate the Anon-default icon of Tumblr, but here you have an example of Twoey!  (closed out of it but I think this is the picrew)

Rachel

the one known as ‘Glissenda’

[bowlofsoob]

TAEHYUN AS YOUR GYM CRUSH !

taehyun x gender neutral reader

strangers to friends to lovers, college setting

you both met in a group chat meant to help people find gym buddies and he reached out since you guys lived near one another, and it didn’t take long for you two to become friends

if u don’t work out just pretend xx

[kissnpunch]

after weeks i’m re-watching guapoduo/spiderbit povs and i noticed one thing that is so them; technically, they saw and shared each others mind literally.

the first one, obviously, is q!cellbit who, after q!roier respected the fact he has a special place —his own mind physically— and waited outside, let him in his most protected place to hang out together, having specials conversations after revealing q!cell’s traumas.

on q!roier side, in purgatory day twelve roier shared his screen and cellbit watched the whole thing, even if it was for the competition, i found so curious how if we bring that in a lore/canon context is like q!cellbit was on q!roier’s mind while he asked him to do things, fighting together for a win.

and now, where q!roier has like a mixed mind with q!quackity and q!cell, was q!cell who managed more of his actions, letting him as q!cell see richas again and take care of pepito as his new son (for this one, i prefer to consider like that day q!roier’s mind was so tired and missed his best friend and husband so much so as a copy mechanism he bringed their personalities, even if q!cell said he was q!roier, it was to cover his mental state to others. we know q!roier has different voices in his mind canonically).

in the case of q!cellbit he let q!roier know his physically mind to share his story, stay together with his son and even decor the walls with some drawings q!roier does to support his husband when he just wants to be in that place alone. for q!roier side, he let q!cellbit know his mind in his most vulnerable state, purgatory and after purgatory, where he just needs someone there too to not handle all his responsibilities alone.

[zevte]

This one’s a little different. I thought it would be fun to imagine what Fi might look like in the decayed master sword

[creativesplat]

Early Morning

[animationismycomfort]

making John Dory trans but in a way where she looks/sounds the exact same and just uses she/her pronouns

[swoodthis]

Ghirahim’s title is genius. Demon Lord Ghirahim. At first, you’d assume that describes a lord who is a demon. But it more accurately refers to a lord OF demons. A lord of demons doesn’t necessarily need to be a demon themself. They just need to be a powerful and dedicated vassal of a demon KING.

[friendshapedplant]

The Kirby Fandom knows about Flutter right. I'm not the only one incorporating this bitch into other butterfly shenanigans

[ID from alt: Enemy info card from Kirby 64 of Flutter, a small white butterfly with black tipped wings. /End ID.]

[sasusakucoded]

When Sarada was still very young, she thought that her Papa's real name was Anata.

Sakura: *laughing while holding Sarada*

Sasuke: Why?

Sakura: Listen.. Sarada, what's Mama's name?

Sarada: S-Sa.. kura!

Sakura: What's Papa's name?

Sarada: A-Ana..ta!

Sakura: *laughs*

Sasuke: *laughs, takes Sarada and carries her* It's Sasuke.. Papa's name is Sasuke.. Say Sasuke.

Sarada: S-Sas..Ke..

Sasuke: What's my name?

Sarada: A.. nata!

Sasuke: *laughs*

[sassykinzonline]

were you ever attracted to sakura, can you find women attractive?

what a question

i dont think theres a time i couldve been attracted to her? when we actually had some form of a relationship, she didnt really have any of the qualities i find myself attracted to. and the only time i can think of that i couldve felt anything for her was during the war when she released her seal:

but by then i was all in for naruto anyways, and she had tried to kill me in such a cowardly way. then after as we were fighting she kept reminding me why we were completely incompatible.

in terms of women...sure? i guess? lots of women are attractive in some way? i just wouldnt sleep with or date one, that seems off to me. i dont even think ive ever really had true feelings for anyone outside of naruto. and i like naruto's sexy jutsu in the sense that i imagine it as just another physical form to naruto, but not really as a "woman".

[fairlyqualityanon]

Howdy 🤠

You do be cool friendo, who scares me, but always makes me laugh with comments or memes. XD

Also because I'm a menace: ✒️

AND A RANDOM WEIRD QUESTION: What animal do you associate with all your OC's, like if you had to pick one animal that you think fit them right what would it be for them and why, home skillet?

Bonus question: Which Oc would you invite to a Movie night? And which Oc would you never want to meet? (If you have one you don't want too).

HAVE A FANTASTICAL DAY MY FRIENDO!

But like... HOW? WHY? None of you have met me IRL let alone heard me speak. (Edit: as of late March 8 now some have lol)

Thanks for making me think! ^_^

friendo moot

you’re my friend <3

I need to interact with you every day to remain sane

love seeing you on my tl

you scare me

full stops at the end of all sentences

intimidating but actually nice

ia for weeks on end

no shitposts

Thanks I guess?? no srsly how am I scary?

Send me ✒️ and I’ll write your URL in my handwriting along with a little note about what I think of you!

Damn you I can’t write this out at work but that’s where my nice pen is!

What animal do you associate with your OCs?

Rikard: European badger - they look like they’ll politely invite you for afternoon tea meanwhile American badgers have the rep of "gas station crackhead"

Karla: hedgehog - the babies are super cute but their spikes quickly harden, also they apparently love cuddles??

Rachel: capybara - chill and cuddly and unproblematic and just vibes with everyone

Sam: ferret - hyper and mischievous and also surprisingly cuddly

Dave: manul (aka “IRL Grumpy Cat”) - very talented hunters but also loners, have been observed apparently cooperating with snow leopards as their predators are the leopards’ prey

Jack: chinchilla - just a silly boi, a polite fellow

Simael: octopus - smart, arms are kind of like a flexible tail?, punches fish ‘for no reason’ but current theory is it trains the fish they cooperate with by punishing thieves

Twoey: a corvid (crows and ravens) - clever and enjoy puzzles but childlike, very attracted to shiny objects also Twoey eventually gets a sort of satchel/sideways-saddle to travel with Simael and it’s like a perch

Bryce: orca or dolphin or smth - they wake up and choose violence daily

Glissenda: monotreme (echidna and platypus) - wtf are you sure that's even real?? Like no joke it exists??

Movie Night?

Obviously I wouldn’t invite Bryce or Julie because they are objectively horrible people.

I’d invite Rikard, not because he’s my favorite but because he’s the most chill. Jack, Sam, and Rachel would want to talk, Karla can hardly sit still, Dave has Resting Bitch Vibe... Nikolas might be a fun movie date partner though. Twoey would need a lot of cultural stuff explained, and so would Simael but he’s a quick learner and asks insightful questions.

[a-little-lostecho]

i just binge read Blue Lock the other day and just found out their canon heights and

WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K

ISAGI’S 5’9”???? NIKO’s 5’8”??? NO TF THEY AIN’T.

NAGI (6’3”) IS CANONICALLY TALLER THAN BARO (6’1”2/3) AND REO IS ONE OF THE TALLEST AT 6’1 BUT ZANTETSU IS THE SHORTEST OF THE ORIGINAL TEAM V TRIO AT JUST 5’10”???? THIS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE.

REO LOOKS TINY

BAROU IS SLOUCHING D O W N TO LOOK AT NAGI BUT NAGI’S 1 AND A 1/3 INCH TALLER

WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE THAT NAGI IS SUPPOSEDLY HALF A F O O T TALLER THAN ISAGI.

WHAT R CANON HEIGHTS?!?!?! MAKE THEM MAKE SENSE.

I reject ur reality and rewrite my own, Ikki Niko is like 5’5 at MOST, preferably 5’4 or smth like that. Isagi is comfortably also 5’6 or lower. The tall ass bitches can keep their height BESIDES REO AND NAGI WHO R NOWHERE NEAR 6’ IN ANY REALITY. THANK U FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK, GOODNIGHT.

(tho fr tho, was I the only one who didn’t know abt this or did other people sense smth was off as well??)

[sonicasura]

Sky (Skyward Sword Link) is practically a demon magnet in my opinion. Why? Well, Demise was the Demon King which is a kind of role that you don't sneeze at. Demonic hierarchy is something taken very seriously especially when it concerns the king.

You do know what happens when a ruler in power is slain right? Absolute chaos as everyone scrambles to reclaim balance whether it be power or order. One such example is the City At War episodes of TMNT 2003. By taking out the Shredder, who also controlled the Purple Dragons, various gangs try to take his place as it left a huge power vacuum.

This put everyone living in New York City in the hot seat especially the SLAYER(S) aka the Turtles and Co. Crime kept running rampant until Karai seized control as leader of the Purple Dragons for everything to deescalate. By killing Demise, Link put a huge target on his head for every demon to gun down cause I imagine the Demon Realm isn't gonna be stable after that.

His soul definitely could've been marked with a special signature that only the supernatural or those highly adept in magic could detect. I'm also not forgetting a potential flare alerting every devil kin about Demise's fall. Signs or changes that can only happen under these circumstances.

Now their reasons to seek out Sky is like a mixed bag. It can mean good or very bad depending on the motives and party in question. Some demons/devils could seek to serve him as he took out their former master.

Eternal servitude, whether it be by magic or tradition, is a thing in both literature and myth. Some devils might even drag Link down to take Demise's place as Demon King. Power is often viewed above all standards as challenges for the throne often happen in certain cultures or societies.

Sky slayed Demise in one on one combat. It wasn't a group effort like in the original heroes who sealed the Demon King away. He still qualifies and desperate people will go to extreme lengths just to restore natural order. A power vacuum can cripple an entire civilization. If stopping it means a Skyloftian takes the throne then so be it as Link is the only one to prove his strength.

The other reason demons would seek him is either to kill or control him. Link's the only person who was able to slay Demise. An act that can spur vengeance from the fallen Demon King's loyal followers. Some would kill Sky just to gain right to the throne as he now stands in their way.

Manipulation is on the table as some demons will think the hero possesses something no one else has. A possible advantage against all their enemies if they play their cards right. Demons could try to make Link a puppet king or use him for their own goals. After all, the reach of the Demon King must be immense.

Whatever way you put it, the first incarnation of the Chosen Hero is now demon bait. Link better hope there isn't any viable portals between his realm and the demon realm cause oh boy. Creating a settlement on the surface just got a whole lot harder.

For anyone in the Linked Universe fandom, demon attacks will definitely become a thing. Who knows what era has active connections to the demon realm nor how strong each can potentially be. Sky's marked soul will still be on the radar unless it's hidden.

Although he and Hyrule can now bond over being curse buddies. Even if the reasons why they are being hunted down for is different. The Fierce Deity would immediately detect Sky's marked status and the Skyloftian might have to spill the beans right there.

I don't think even a deity like Fierce will have tact when it comes to a serious issue such as this. That's my opinion anyway. Until next time folks, I'll see you back at Skyloft.

[kurokmask]

hiiiiiiii! I'm really interested in your headcanons on the different Links interacting with each other! specially Sksw and Oot Link since I believe they'd have a lotta beef hehe

WELL anon. welcome to Hylia's Hype House. think the reality show Big Brother but its an afterlife where no one can leave. heres an old but still accurate relationship chart made by @rysktchy since this is something we conceived together during 2020

regarding Time and Sky..... WELL

So, Time is the black sheep in the Hype House, because of it being him who ends up splitting the timeline in 3. (its also sheik's fault, but he's so miserable about it no one likes to pick on him) Time is opinionated and not afraid to be blunt, which makes him the punching bag. Hylia views him as "difficult". Sky is the #1 Hylia Simp (ss zelda is separate from hylia here), Hylia dislikes Time, Time dislikes Hylia, so Sky is caught in the crossfire. He defends her and that annoys the fuck out of Time, and Time frustrates Sky bc of how stubborn/disrespectful he is.

Sky isn't confrontational and really hates fighting, but Time is very defensive. Hylia is usually the one to piss him off by saying a snide comment, yet its Sky that jumps to her defense and does much of the arguing. And if Sky Zelda is there, which 90% she is, she jumps in there too, to defend Sky. It's all by design.

They don't hate each other, they just don't understand each other. Time specifically is incredibly jealous of Sky, since he was celebrated in his lifetime, is favored by Hylia, and gets to spend eternity with his wife. Time is LONELYYYYYYY

that being said, as time goes on and more Links n Zelds start showing up, it becomes entertaining for some of them (mainly the kids like Wind and the FS quadruplets, as well as most the Zeldas) to start forcing them together in different situations. the Zeldas r definitely yaoi shipping them. (every zelda is a fujoshi bc Hylia is THIS IS MY DECREE) every time i listen to this song i think of them LMAO

anyways I think thats all I got rn, thanks so much for the ask!! Hylia's Hype House is something I'm planning on writing/developing once my ordinary life wraps up, since its like a crack-taken-seriously epilogue/sequel lol. WE'LL SEE WHEN I GET THERE.... WE'RE GETTING CLOSE!!!!

thanks again sm for the interest😭😭💖💖💖