in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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The duality of Jedi
Plo Koon : Actively referring to Shaak Ti as his ex-wife
Shaak Ti : Actively referring to Plo Koon as her beard
All while the clones actively referring to them as their parents, with both Shaak Ti and Plo Koon on occasion fly out to the ass end of the galaxy to yell at whatever Jedi commander put their babies in danger.
the last bit... POV you are General Krell:
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Do you think Plo Koon's mask also has a translator inside it which makes his language understandable in basic?
Because being rather reptilian/insectoid in appearance, I assume that their main method of communication is probably screeching and clicks, rumbles and vibrations.
Also because:
Plo: ... and once Wolffe, Sinker and I give the signal, we will... *mask crackles, unintelligible screeching noises*
*Plo stops talking, adjusts his mask and tries again*
Plo: *more screeching*
Shinies: *horrified whimpering*
Plo: *sad eyes at Wolffe*
Wolffe: *rolls eyes* The General is having translation issues. What he said was 'once we give to signal, you are to advance and rendezvous with us at the marked co-ordinates'. Understood?
Plo: *gentle clicking noises*
Wolffe: And... *sighs* he says he's proud of us.
Everyone else: *stunned silence*
Plo: *soft screech*
Wolffe: *glaring at him* Really, General? Do I have... Ugh, fine. And the General says he... loves us... *blushes furiously*
Plo: *delighted clicking noises*
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i love Star Wars animation cus roughly half of it is Dee Bradley Baker in a recording booth talking to himself and everything else is James Arnold Taylor trying to disguise his buttery smooth dulcet tones
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*during their monthly check-in call*
Fox: Alright, I'm bored, let's have a little competition. What's the weirdest thing your generals have done or can do?
Bly, dreamily: General Secura doesn't do anything weird, she's great...
Fox: Bly's in love with his general, in other news water is wet, moving on!
Rex: Sometimes General Skywalker just straight-up eats bugs. He doesn't cook them or anything, he just finds a bug and eats it.
Fox: Now that's the kind of garbage I'm looking for! Next!
Ponds: Sometimes General Windu will be about to make a decision and just stare really hard at whatever he's making a decision about for an uncomfortably long time. Then he'll shotgun like 10 space-Advil and keep going.
Fox: I am both concerned and impressed, next!
Wolffe: General Koon has made Separatist generals straight up surrender just by using his Disappointed Dad Voice™️ on them.
Fox: Wow, that's-
Cody: My general can talk to the dead.
The Rest of Them: ...
Cody: Get fucked.
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If your children give you hands...
Don't hesitate to give it back.
yes, just really wanted to make little 'soka and Wolffe for Plo.
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Mace Windu: Some jedi have grown attachments towards the clone troopers...
Obi Wan, married to Cody: *gasp* How scandalous!
Plo Koon, on the process of legally adopting the Clone Army: Preposterous!
Anakin, who fools around with the 501st like they were all children: How could that reckless, handsome jedi do that??
Yoda: For an idiot, you all take me.
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