#stat jeff

[carnalhaus]

american tradition

“knuckles inked up at just fifteen, to me they were the hands of god.”

[evsstolenhearts]

Oh no. I think the bribery is working. I might be in the creepypasta fandom again

[raspberrysmoon]

this stats project is making me realize how freaking incredible mariah is in tgwdlm ??? like everyone is really impressive but mariah KILLS her roles in EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE ???? anyway shes amazing and i hope she can overtake robert manion as the top "words said" spot soon she deserves it

[hatchetfield-stats-project]

heyyyyy folks!! welcome to the second official stats update! we got scene two done, baby!!

the office - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 2/20

overall:

636 total words, 6/8 actors, zero swear words, 23 total character names said

by actor:

corey dorris as bill woodward- 206 words, no swears, 5 character names said. 32.4% of words spoken in scene.

jon matteson as paul matthews- 155 words, no swears, 8 character names said. 24.4% of words spoken scene.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 131 words, no swears, 6 character names said. 20.6% of words spoken in scene.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 91 words, no swears, one character name said. 14.3% of words spoken in scene.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 36 words, no swears, 2 character names said. 5.6% of words spoken in scene.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 17 words, no swears, one character name said. 2.7% of words spoken in scene.

robert manion- no words, does not appear in scene.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: corey dorris!

- jon matteson won by number of character names said.

- no swear words were said, so no winner.

[doyoueverstopandthink]

community characters as quotes from my professors

jeff: “hey, sorry, i can’t be there today. i got stuck in the alps because our bridge that was our way back broke. i have a little bit of data and i thought i’d let you guys know, but i should be there in a few days. or a few weeks. depends on if i decide to hike down the mountain or wait for them to rebuild the bridge.”

britta: “are you a she or a they? no? then you can’t participate.”

abed: “and here we go, on this endless cycle of questioning whether or not everything we do is predetermined. and if everything is predetermined, we’re stuck following the script. we’re just actors! there’s nothing we can do to change the script that your god has given you! and from there, we go back to a question that’s been asked for twenty six hundred years: is there anything we can do to stop this suffering, or are we stuck going through these same horrific parts of life time and time again?”

troy: “i always say ‘i am fearless, therefore powerful’ every time i go jogging. which... is what the creature says when he’s trying to kill victor frankenstein. i don’t know what that says about me. i don’t know if i should’ve shared that.”

pierce: “that guy… he was a eugenicist. but this one isn’t!”

shirley: “it does sound quite beautiful. when it’s actually in tune.”

annie: "if you actually did this right, it'd be great."

[toffoliravioli]

love my group of senior citizens 😙

they have to win the cup next year, they're basically five steps from the grave

[mineonmain]

👀☕️💅🏽

[reavenedges-lies]

Also 3/6 players had a 70%+ FOW% today! Eller, Acciari and Malkin. Im very impressed with the two new guys performance at the dot tonight I hope they can keep it up

[coffee-at-annies]

Oh we finally got 400 🍎s for BJC

[carnalhaus]

briefly explaining the lore

part 1 of 2

[galeforged]

Embrace a Most Engaging Encore (Forwin in Fire Emblem Engage)

One can fit a surprising number of names under the all-encompassing mantle of a bard. Are they but simple musicians by trade, eager to entertain any passing soul willing to lend an ear? Do these poets simply aim to please with silly verses with no proper aim, or are they master storytellers, who not only know how to enthral, but also inform the masses? How many great deeds have they borne witness to as historians, and how many fantastical tales have they passed on as collectors?

Poetically known as the Emblem of Bards, the spirit of Emblem Forwin stood out from among his peers as a sterling example of his trade, with Elyos minstrels in the distant past having learnt the story of a bard well-travelled. Forwin Tyrell natively hails from Fódlan, the same land of origin as the Emblems of the Academy and of Rivals. Born as Wyndell von Gerth, the lutist stepped away from nobility and instead embraced the simpler life of a commoner, though he soon ended up under Garreg Mach Monastery as an Ashen Wolf student in Abyss.

When war came to the monastery, the battle saw Forwin falling through a hidden gate in the catacombs and emerging in Nohr, home to Corrin, the Emblem of Fates. He would further hone his talent as a court musician in the service of the kingdom’s royal family, up until the warring lands of Hoshido and Nohr joined arms against their true enemy. Along his long journey home, Forwin also ventured with Celica, the Emblem of Echoes, in her quest to reach Mila’s Temple and free Valentia of Duma’s influence. The bard would finally reach his homeland five years after he vanished, and see to peace returning in Fódlan after the end of the conflict between the Adrestian Empire and the Church of Seiros.

Should the Divine Dragon happen upon the Bracelet of the Wanderer in which Emblem Forwin’s spirit resides, he can be awakened from it with the invocation: “Play on, Emblem of Bards!” Those who don the Bracelet in battle can Engage with Emblem Forwin; when bestowed with his powers, they would also find notable stat boosts in Magic, Dexterity, and Luck.

To obtain the Bracelet of the Wanderer, the player must clear his Divine Paralogue: “The Windborne Songster.” Rumours of bandits raiding the tomb in which the Bracelet is kept have reached the Divine Dragon’s party. Upon hearing of this, the group promptly leaves for the islands south of Firene to investigate, lest they risk the Bracelet falling into the wrong hands and becoming lost forever. While Alear and company would arrive to find that those same bandits thankfully failed and perished, their foolish attempt at stealing the Bracelet nonetheless caused the tomb’s guardian golem to awaken...

The map for this Divine Paralogue replicates that of Chapter 4: Danger in the Dark, from the “Cindered Shadows” side story of Fire Emblem: Three Houses. The map’s theme, in turn, includes a new rendition of “The Shackled Wolves.”

Emblem Forwin’s Skills and Weapons: Bond Lv. 1

Engage Attack: Vigorous Song. Grants an adjacent ally Str/Mag/Def/Res+3 for one turn, and allows them to move again.

Engage Weapon: Wind Caller’s Genesis. A sacred wind tome wielded by Emblem Forwin. Restores 30% of unit’s HP after attacking. Effective: Flying.

Engage Skill: Curtain Call. Boosts Dex/Lck when HP falls below 50%.

Sync Skill: Wind Caller. 40% chance to slightly increase damage dealt by offensive magic. (Cannot inherit)

Inheritable Skill: MagicDexterity +2. Grants Mag/Dex+2.

Emblem Forwin’s Skills and Weapons: Bond Progression

Lv. 2: Magic/Dexterity +3. Grants Mag/Dex+3. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 3: Bowfaire 1. Grants Atk+1 when attacking with a bow. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 4: Influence. Increases range of magic by 1. Sync Skill (Can inherit).

Lv. 5: Skill Inheritance. Unit can inherit this Emblem’s skills. Unlock.

Lv. 6: Tome Prof. Proficiency with tomes. Required for promotion to certain classes. Unlock.

Lv. 7: Bowfaire 2. Grants Atk+2 when attacking with a bow. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 8: Bow Prof. Proficiency with bows. Required for promotion to certain classes. Unlock.

Lv. 10: Violin Bow. A musical bow wielded by Emblem Forwin. Increases adjacent allies’ dexterity for one turn after combat. Engage Weapon.

Lv. 10: Mystic Arrow. Adds (Magic)/3 to Strength when attacking with a bow. Sync Skill (Can inherit).

Lv. 11: Bowfaire 3. Grants Atk+3 when attacking with a bow. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 12: Wind Caller+. 40% chance to moderately increase damage dealt by offensive magic. Sync Skill (Cannot inherit).

Lv. 13: Magic/Dexterity +4. Grants Mag/Dex+4. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 14: Bowfaire 4. Grants Atk+4 when attacking with a bow. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 15: Wind Caller’s Gale. A mighty wind tome wielded by Emblem Forwin. Sends foe staggering back 2 spaces and limits their Mov. to 1 space. Effective: Flying.

Lv. 16: Mystic Arrow+. Adds (Magic)/2 to Strength when attacking with a bow. Sync Skill (Can inherit).

Lv. 17: Bowfaire 5. Grants Atk+5 when attacking with a bow. Inheritable Skill.

Lv. 18: Wind Caller++. 40% chance to greatly increase damage dealt by offensive magic. Sync Skill (Cannot inherit).

Lv. 19: Magic/Dexterity +5. Grants Mag/Dex+5. Inheritable Skill.

[raspberrysmoon]

first official hatchetfield stats update!!!! please point out any basic spelling or addition mistakes you spot! i am only human :]

as a basic principle, no matter how highly i speak of robert manion in context of this project, i do not support or condone his actions.

the guy who didnt like musicals - the guy who didnt like musicals - scene 1/20

overall:

1617 words, 7/8 actors, 25 total swear words, 63 total character names said

by actor:

robert manion as prof. henry hidgens- 312 words, 5 swears, 18 character names said. 16.5% of words spoken in number.

lauren lopez as emma perkins- 293 words, 4 swears, 4 character names said. 15.4% of words spoken in number.

jaime lyn beatty as charlotte sweetly- 283 words, 3 swears, 3 character names said. 15% of words spoken in number.

mariah rose faith casillas as melissa- 281 words, 3 swears, 4 character names said. 14.9% of words spoken in number.

corey dorris as bill woodward- 275 words, 4 swears, 16 character names said. 14.5% of words spoken in number.

joey richter as ted spankoffski- 272 words, 3 swears, 15 character names said. 14.4% of words spoken in number.

jeff blim as mr. davidson- 176 words, 7 swears, 3 character names said. 9.3% of words spoken in number.

jon matteson- no words, does not appear in number.

- the winner of this scene based on number of words said is: robert manion! robert also won the most character names said, and jeff blim took top spot for most swear words!

[doppelgangerleaverite]

Book Roundup 2022

ok ive never done this before but i read a lot in 2022 so im just gonna make a post abt it! yeehaw 🐎

Favorites:

i read so much good stuff this year but i think my two favorites were Project Hail Mary and Borne.

Project Hail Mary is a great sci fi book. Andy Weir writes very good stuff, and this is even better than The Martian imo. please please if you can go into this book knowing NOTHING about what happens. don't even read the blurb. if you like hard sci fi that has some techno talk but not overwhelmingly much you'll like this just trust me. it's so engaging and if you like reading about an extremely capable person dealing with Circumstances and Situations it's such a satisfying book.

Borne is about two people and a creature (will not be explaining him further) surviving in a post apocalyptic city that is ruled over by a gigantic flying bear. there's mutated things and other humans trying to survive and an evil corporation, etc. Vandermeer is super creative and writes very well imagined settings. i always want to climb inside his books even when they get horrifying, which they do. there's unexpectedly a lot of love in this book amidst the horror and it's quite beautiful.

I'll put the Southern Reach trilogy next, even though it's pictured last, because it's also by Jeff Vandermeer. this trilogy has a ton of captivating speculative ecology, and a biologist main character who is so much like so many biologists I've met. the first book is excellent but i think it really shines as a trilogy because the way the characters and setting unfolds and affects each other is so well done. also whitby for best character i love that little freak so much.

i reread Perdido Street Station followed by the next two in that world (not strictly a trilogy but they all take place in bas-lag and are vaguely chronological), The Scar and Iron Council. PSS is about a fucked up city and biological engineering gone wrong, the Scar is about a fucked up city but what if it was on boats and there's a leviathan, and Iron Council is what if we left the fucked up city to live on a train. they have magic disguised as science, and science disguised as magic, multiple human and non human intelligent races living together (occasionally having sex), anti-fascism, vampires, anti-capitalism, old-timey diving bells, and dirigibles. please read them i wish they had a fandom im dying inside

Reading Stats:

books read: 40

top 3 genres: fantasy, sci-fi, horror

using this to plug storygraph because goodreads is owned by amazon. i find storygraph just as useful and intuitive and they'll transfer all your stuff from goodreads for you 👍 also they made me this cool graph look

ok im gonna tag a couple people but i rly don't know how many of you read so if u wanna share your favorites please do and tag me!! @speculativefictions @crunchity-munchity @egoborderline @astronargles

[jeffverse]

ONE DAY ONE CHARACTER - DAY 6

Name: Stat

Age: 29-30

Creator: Lucia

Short description: Stat is part of the “Dad Council” uniting the oldest men in jeffhouse. Rough, vulgar and rude- Stat is still liked by most people. He likes to fix old stuff like cars and grill as a hobby, and also kiss Blondie. Stat is mostly cocky but not that harmful.

-mod kim

[crossbackpoke-check]

Remember that vid of some of the Habs visiting Petrys house and Cole jumps on Petry into his arms

rEmEmBeR tHaT ViD anon i hope you know i just curled up into a ball on my couch shrieking that video is EXACTLY what i was referencing here in the tags and i-

do you mean the video where cole calls petry dad? where they just like,,, smile into each other’s mouths really really close together?? where cole is completely absorbed in gazing at petry with his arms around his waist until he turns around to see petry’s wife and they scream like best friends reunited??? no actually i don’t remember this video i’ve blocked it out of my memory for my own good 🥰

[xxacidicgoddessxx]

Redesigning Creepypasta Characters!

Hey, y’all

I’ve been trying to get into the Creepypasta fandom again, but I’ve recently come to the revelation that I have no idea who any of these characters are besides their fandom depictions.

(I looked them up on a couple of wiki’s and it seems that there aren’t many logical descriptions for some of the characters.)

SO, I figured fuck it. I’ll just do a little tweaking. Just to give them a more concrete baseline.

I'll also note that controversial characters such as Sally, Clockwork, and Offenderman will be excluded.

I try to filter out characters that grossly misuse mental disorders / trauma to explain abnormality in psychodynamic terms to garner sympathy or personal identification for the character

I have a few reasons for this:

(source - Packer, Sharon. Mental Illness in Popular Culture. 2017)

It perpetuates incorrect perceptions of mental illness

Many horror films have been known to do this, and it's probably why so many horror creators for the fandom resorted to this idea. It's no fault of their own, merely a learned condition. However, it's best to be aware that you're doing it because people (back in the day) demonized those who were seen as mentally ill to give the reassurance that having an illness could never happen to the audience.

It gives the impression that mentally ill people are violent and inherently evil

This can be seen with some existing CP characters as they resort to violence after treatment doesn't work and life doesn't improve.

It contributes to the belief that those with mental illnesses are recognizably different from others in both manner and appearance

Again, while some creators brand marks on their characters to appear creepy and disturbing, it also says that those with mental illnesses are disturbed and unlike everyone else. I think everyone knows at this point that's not the case, but it's best to avoid it regardless.

I personally do not want to misrepresent a mental illness I do not have, and I do not want to give the impression that someone with a specific mental disorder that’s already misunderstood (such as schizophrenia) is "fated" (for a lack of a better term) to a life of violence.

This doesn’t mean I’m going to avoid symptoms, however. You can show symptoms of a disorder without actually having the disorder

Ex. Someone who’s narcissistic does not inherently have npd

Finally, I want to make clear that these recreations are not to infantilize or sympathize killers / excuse their actions. They are still going to 1000% be asshole murderers.

In creating solid backgrounds for these characters, it might cause the characters to change drastically or not at all.

I’ll be using a specific character template I’ve created to guide me along which can be found on my Wattpad: XxAcidicGoddessxX (wait wait, don’t turn away!)

I mention in my wattpad that I use D&D stats to make sure these characters aren’t OP as well, but I’ve found that people don’t like to overcomplicate RP what that, so for simplicity’s sake I’ll be keeping the stats on the DL.

If this interests you, stick around :) I’ll be doing Jeff the Killer first.