#stay safe Dragonites

[bonny-kookoo]

Hi Bonny! I adore your writing so much! 🫶🏻 I wonder how ILY Jungkook got into buying toys for YN for sexy time. Was there a discussion prior? Can you write something on it especially how he used the remote control vibrator with her? Were they at home or outside? Or just chilling? Thank you! 🙈

A/N: My all-time favorite horny-couple, thanks for requesting something for them haha

Jungkook is like a Pokémon. He's evolving with every day, gaining experience and leveling up with every single hour he's alive- becoming more and more powerful, while staying oddly cute at the same time. If you had to compare him to one, you'd probably choose something like Dragonite, with his big round eyes and powerful body.

Maybe he'd even be the shiny version. Rare and special.

But right now, he's just so- uniquely Jungkook again, as he unboxes the white box with the distinctive writing on the front, fingers trying to find the tape holding everything shut, a pout on his lips. His glasses are sliding down a bit, hair pulled back with one of your hairties, and he's just.. almost innocent looking, sitting there at the kitchen table.

Innocent- if he wasn't unboxing a fucking sex-toy he'd bought for you online.

"Ah, there." He finally finds the tape, ripping it off before he opens the box, the toy safely tucked away in a velvet little bag he unties, to take out the hot pink object for him to inspect. "Oh, that feels nice.." He hums, fingers feeling the smooth surface while you're completely in awe, watching him just.. act as if this is the most normal thing in the world. "You mentioned it, I think, and it was on discount online-" He explains, taking out the instructions before he unlocks his phone to install the app connected to the toy.

That's the thing with Jungkook you still have to learn. Once you mention something to him- something you'd like to do, or something you want, he will almost always try to either buy that thing, do what you'd mentioned with him, or find something close to it instead, if what you wish for isn't in reach for him.

"Jungkook- those are expensive-" You say, sitting down on the kitchen table close to him, while he sets up the device, getting a bit startled when it buzzes to life for a second.

"Oh, it needs to charge first." He says, taking out the charger, that distinctive pout present yet again as he tries to understand the magnetic charging port. "We can try it out some other time when you like. The reviews were good and it wasn't as expensive as they usually are either-" He hums, as you move to sit on his lap, his arms almost instinctively wrapping around you to keep you in place.

"You always listen to me so well, Jungkookie.." You hum into his chest, leaning your head on his shoulder. "You don't have to do stuff like this to make me happy- you know that right?" You ask, and he nods, a hand on your back while the other makes sure to properly connect the charger, red LED glowing to indicate it's status.

"I know." He shrugs. "Take this as.. something for us both." He jokes, before you adjust your legs a little, accidentally sitting right on his crotch in a way that's clearly not comfortable. "Aw fuck!" He laughs, and you can't help but laugh as well.

"God Jungkook, your dick always get's in between our fluffy moments!" You complain, and he rolls his eyes, hands under your thighs adjusting you once more so you don't hurt him. "How did touching a toy make you half-hard again?" You argue, and he instantly gets defensive, scoffing at you.

"I'm not even remotely hard, what are you talking about!" He denies, and you squint your eyes at him suspiciously. "Honestly!" He says, and you lean back at that, arms crossed, shamelessly looking between his legs. You tend to forget that he's pretty.. impressive, even when he isn't hard at all. He's not just a grower, after all.

"Why not?" You suddenly say, and he's taken aback by it for a second. "After all, your princess-perfect-hot-as-fuck-girlfriend is literally on your lap right now." You accuse him, used to playing around like this-

but instead of being shy, your Pokémon-boyfriend must've evolved yet again when you weren't looking. Because he instead helps you sit on the table right in front of him, his hands tugging down your shorts and underwear, not even bothering to tug them off your ankles as he leans forwards, tongue wetting his lips.

"Well right now, she's sitting on the table." He corrects you, and you're still too stunned to speak as he spreads your legs, before he tucks your shirt underneath your bra to keep it out of the way. "Looking like a full-course meal.." he hums, before he pushes his chair back a bit to have better leverage, slowly leaning forwards, after he puts his glasses down next to you on the kitchen table.

"..and I'm feeling really hungry right now."

[dipplinduo]

Juliana letting Kieran and the BB Elite Four run errands with Koraiden.

Juliana: Stay safe you guys!

Kieran: We will! *kisses her on the cheek*

~~~One Hour Later~~~

Juliana: You guys got everything?

Crispin: Sure did!

Amarys: Regarding the ride on your Agias... There were some complications.

Lacey: Drayton fell off a few times!

Drayton, visibly disheveled: WHY WERE YOU THE ONE ALLOWED TO DRIVE WHEN I'M OLDER?!

Kieran, smirking: Boyfriend Privileges.

I headcanon that Kieran is good at flying with Pokemon because of his training with Dragonite, so seeing something like this where the implication is that he's good enough at flying to specifically make Drayton and Drayton only fall off, but not long enough to seriously hurt him, is hilarious to me.

[askwanderingdreamer]

a Cool Day

The wind nipped at the Absol's nose, the beast as a calm statue amongst the blanket of white encompassing them. The skies appeared clear this frigid morning, their nose twitching as another breeze filtered through as they sat on the craggy outcropping. With a hint of frost coating the boulders and a frigid note to the air, not much seems to endure the cold environment other than the lone creature who sat in waiting-

A parcel softly plopped into the snow at their side.

The Absol sharply looked up to a shadow looming over them, a Dragonite descending into a graceful landing before them. 

"I consider this job completed then!" the dragon boasted with a haughty laugh. "You gave me a run for my coins I say this time! If I hadn't found your tracks, I woulda missed ya'!"

"Thank you very much," the Absol lowered their head. "I am in a bit of a hurry," they chuckled. "Oh." In their claws, they held a Yache berry. They gently placed it in the Dragonite's extended claw. "This is a fair payment for your services. I know Dragon types don't favor these icy regions." 

The Dragonite performed a small salute as they placed the berry in a satchel strapped around their torso. "We have a reputation to keep! Stay safe out here!" With that, the Dragonite flapped its wings and took off towards the open blue. 

A sigh from the Absol, their breath misting in the cool air. They delicately brushed off the snow from the package, inspecting it. 

It seems to be ok… 

"You can come out now," the Absol called out. 

The flap of wings sounded immediately. A second later, a familiar blue face, a Skymin peered at them upside down. Their eyes rounded, stumbling slightly back. "Geez!" They exhaled sharply. They were quick to recover, muttering "Don't startle me like that." 

The Skymin chuckled then right himself. A unique blue to his hair separated him from the rest of his brethren as he teased, "Gotta keep you on your claws here." Blue locks drifted over his eyes, wings fluttering to maintain a hover before the Absol, he asked "Are you sure you want to try it here of all places?" 

"The closer I am, the more likely it'll work." 

The Skymin appeared skeptical, "If you say so." A sharp look from the Shaymin as he took notice of the sounds of approaching footsteps. "I guess we aren't the only ones out here."

The Absol followed his gaze, more relaxed than that of the Shaymin, "Maybe they're just lost. Hello!" the Absol waved in greeting despite the reproachful look from the Shaymin. "I hope you are faring well this day!" 

[ Do you wish to approach the Pair? ]

[ask-pokeprofvoid]

Pelipper mail!

[Oh! It's a letter from Polaris!]

"Dear Dewdrop and Drea,

I think I’ve gotten a proper hold on how the mail system works here, which is a plus! Looks like letters from me will be coming in on Tuesdays and Fridays, providing that nothing goes wrong.

It’s been a bit chaotic with the Walrein, but it seems like things are settling down. Wallace has been a massive help in settling them.

Drea: Oh, Opie is a very cute nickname for me. I like it a lot :) Zeze and Nini are also very cute. It’s nice to know that your school has a wide array of teachers giving lessons. And you’ve made friends, oh that’s excellent Drea! I love working with Dragonite, they’re always very sweet and gentle with their trainers. I would love to meet your new friends when I come home.

Oooh, I see. I’m glad to see that you’ve found a safer alternative to Pokeblocks while I was gone. Nana is an excellent cook so I’m sure that they are delicious.

Dewdrop: Everyone is safe :) Yes that’s very important. First bristles on the babies!! Augh, I can’t wait to come back and see them, I’m sure they’re so so cute.

Also, I would like to contest, I think that I personally am the Lucky One in this relationship. Your family has always been so kind and welcoming towards me.

Ah, nightmares…I’m sorry Droplet :((( I’m trying to resolve the Walrein issues as soon as I can. I’ll be on the plane home literally as soon as physically possible.

I miss Liam, and Cobbler definitely misses his Criminal Companion.

Sorry for the shorter letter today, it’s been so so so busy handling the Walrein. I haven’t had too much time for much else! I’m writing this letter on my lunch break. Bird says Hi!

Lots and lots of love from me, we are staying safe

Your Starlight."

[Attached are a few photos of the Walrein line in the sanctuary. Once seems to be Wallace, based on the old burn on the back.]

Hi again Opie, Uhm I have a question. when you get home can you help me with the service pokemon stuffs again? I know Mis Mom miss Viv has been talking about it alot but i am very nervous :-( BUT!! She says she will ask Uncle Ingo to help train me a strong pokemon so I wont be scared when going outside! ALSO!! I caught a little Larvitar that uncle is gonna train up for me!!

Dune and Liam have been cuddling more and more!! [Theres a image of Dune and Liam cuddled in the sun with Liam grooming the old persian.]

[There is a piece of tape, seemingly being a easier way for Andrea to leave room for Vivianne, the Washi tape being magikarp themed]

Hello starlight :) I am so glad that everyone is okay and remember what you tell me 'dont rush yourself'...or was it the other way around? I don't remember haha. Mischeif decided to use bounce on me yesterday, was funny since he is still quite weak. Knowing Queenie though? She'll get them in fighting shape quick, Shes always loved sparring with the little karps.

Rememeber to not over-work yourself though Starlight. You need time to recover and rest too! Also, Tell bird me and Drea said hello :)

Love you from the bottom of the ocean to the furthest part of space, Your Dewdrop <3

[oh-shinx]

Can I tell you something?

I'm really good friends with a Noivern! She's very friendly and loves chocolate. She may look scary but she's actually one of the sweetest pokemon I know!

Dragonites are known for saving people in storms and are absolute sweethearts normally.

Drampa are like grandpas and grandmas and love to take care of kids and will even scare away bad people who hurt the kids they're friends with so the kids can stay safe.

It's actually really mean to say a whole type is evil. There are lots of very friendly dragon type pokemon!

I have been told dragons are bad!! And I have never seen one!! Sorry I do not know!! But I think I have been told right!! I have to have been!! - Lumi!!

[lanceappreciationblog]

Drop the Lance dead parents lore 👀🤲

Alright, alright! This is gonna sound crazy and probably be very long so bare with me.

...

So basically Lance's parents were alive during the era of Pokémon wars.

Lance's father (Draco) was supposed to lead the Blackthorn and ensure their safety during the tragedy, however he wasn't at all interested in becoming a Dragon Master. Instead he was an Anthrozoologist who was much more interested in studying the physical and spiritual bonds of people and Pokémon. After being blessed with the Viridian Forest powers. His father, (Lance's grandfather) was not happy about Draco's path, but supported his son on the sidelines anyway.

Lance's mother (Dracaena) was the Hammerlocke Gym Leader and brute warrior who wielded a Lance as her choice of weapon from Galar. (who also was going through their own tragedy at the time). She traveled to Johto after hearing that the Blackthorn could be the place where she could further strengthen her dragon Pokémon from their Dragon Master (who was Lance's father at the time).

To her disappointment, Draco was not the battle-hungry tough guy she thought he was but he insisted he could help her in other ways.

After years of them bonding and finding ways to stay safe during the war with each other. They fell in love. Opposites attract some may say.

It was a risk, but Dracaena hoped to give birth to her first child in Johto even if times were rough. They swore to protect their child with everything they had and if they had to sacrifice themselves in the war to do so, so be it.

... 9 months later a very disastrous event occurred.

Viridian Forest caught ablaze after some rebels fought to demolish the forest for their own base camp.

Dracaena, Draco, and his grandfather were not far from Kanto to witness the dark smoke and fire rising from where Viridian Forest was. It even affected Blackthorn and its citizens we're getting sick from the smog very quickly.

The three of them went to see what trouble was occurring in Viridian. The rebels already set traps in the flames and smoke was only getting harder to withstand. Dracaena, who refuses to stop fighting with her Dragonite even if her child could be born at any moment. Draco, who still was not the best fighter, tried his hardest to protect his love during the battle with his own Dragonite.

But it wasn't enough. Dracaena had fallen next to a tree, body in intense pain. The child had to be born now. Draco insisted that Dracaena had to fly off with her Dragonite to find the closest hospital with his grandfather to make sure their child is born safely and leave him to fight. Dracaena did not like that.

They promised that they'd stick together and protect this child no matter what. Draco understood. And the three of them did all that they could to help her give birth to her child in the currently hellfire state Viridian Forest was in right now.

...

The good news was, he was born. The bad news... was that the rebels have found them. They tried to aim for Dracaena as the weakest physically in the group. Draco didn't let them get the chance as we channeled every bit of the Viridian Forest power inside of him and obliterated the rebels.

He sat next to his love, held her hand and gazed happily at their new born son. Smiles growing weaker by the second.

"...What's his name, Dracaena?"

With her last breath. Smoke filling both of their lungs trying to breathe out the exhaustion.

"Lance... The strongest weapon I know."

Draco with last breath urges his father to take Lance and make sure he lives a long happy life in Blackthorn.

Lance's grandfather, full of understanding but sorrow, took Lance and Draco and Dracaena's Dragonites off to Blackthorn as the two held their hands together against that tree and spent their last seconds together.

[anonymous-user-a]

[ Dragonite 💌! ]

[ It's a simple bag of snacks. Dried meat and fruits, crackers, rice balls, and a few juices. ]

[ There's a note! ]

[ "Dear Archer,

While I cannot stop you from trying to do .. whatever you're doing, I simply hope you'll stay fed and hydrated while doing so.

Sincerely, Lance Atlas. - 🐉." ]

... Hm, that's nice of him. Arceus, have I neglected to eat for this long?

I... Suppose we can all take a break behind the counter so we don't get spotted. I'll feed my Pokémon here too, I think we'll be safe for a while.

[adventureswithdipplin]

Kieran's Dragonite is carrying him to his dorm since he passed out while training.. I've been trying my best to update you all! I want Kieran to stay safe like the rest of you, so this whole.. honestly everything is worrying me :( I don't have much to say other than this.. I'll try and keep you updated on important stuff! Keep trying to keep Kieran in check please! - Rotom

[pwnyta]

I vaguely remember threatening someone with a villainous Dragonite at some point and I DID make one and I forgot about it... it was in a weird folder but I finished him off anyways.

But I dont remember his story... something about the Dra-line having their souls attached to the pearl and Ciars broke and made him... the way he is.

So ok the pearl is hidden as a Dratini to keep young dragons safe, their powers grow slowly when the pearl is embedded.

Dragonair have the option to keep their soul stone/pearl hidden to keep it safe though it will make them weaker in the long run so most keep it out however it the pearl is damaged or broken it can effect their personality and make their powers unpredictable.

And Dragonite has their soul stone return and it will stay within them forever and based on the Dragonairs training and the condition of the pearl a Dragonites own power will shape them as a person....

OR SOMETHING

Ciars broke so he effectively soulless. He forces his sister to stay a Dragonair because he wants to be close to a pearl thats related to him in a way, hes had an everstone implanted in her chest and had her pearl fixed to a necklace so its always out so he can look at it (since its attached to the metal frame by a bar that goes through it, its also somewhat damaged and fragile so he can continue to feel superior to her.)

His motivation for villainy... IDK... I just wanted to create a terrible Dragonite guy because Dragonite has had it too good for too long even tho its ruined the beauty of Dratini/Dragonair

---

Helene has a long attachment to her little brother and he really didnt need to do all the crazy shits hes done to keep her around, she would have helped him regardless. Because her pearl was damaged she refuses to evolve too and is actually fine with the everstone implant. She knows she’ll never get her little brother back the way he used to be but will stay at his side regardless to protect him.

If she could return she wouldnt even consider battling as shes never enjoyed it. Her god of choice is also Lugia (Soul Silver features Lugia & he controls the weather like Dragonair can so Id imagine all Dra-line are Lugia followers.) and she would like to visit Ecruteak City and see the Kimono girls dance for the gods.

[drgnbld]

🗑 or 'murder’ // sender attempts to murder receiver but REVERSE

@flamasagrada

🗑 or 'murder’ // sender RECEIVER attempts to murder SENDER (pre-plotted). / @flamasagrada

hands pin the executive's arms above her head while legs attempt to keep the flailing limbs of her broken body from hitting him over and over. the task - the mission - was a simple request which had come from above: to kill and dispose of the evidence. supposedly, this request wasn't meant for the ears of any below executive members, yet with the trust lance had built up as mohko - he had been brought in for the final blow. to prove that he was a loyal dog to rocket and the cause. staying undercover rested upon this. if he didn't carry it out, years of infiltration and trust building would be for nothing. he'd be killed. thrown away to be eaten by archer's houndooms. its why he'll come to regret so many of his actions in his later years.

but right now that didn't matter. beneath him was a life completely within his hands. it should have been an easy decision; the mission came before anything else regardless of any relationships formed through it. and though what he and nanao had formed during their brief times together wasn't anything past a budding friendship hesitation had still paralysed his movements. it was now or never, and lance came to a conclusion. one which would forever shape his future.

" Nanao listen to me, " his voice drops low as one hand keeps her arms in place, the other to rest upon her neck in a mock attempt to strangle her as the CCTV leaves no secrecy. except, they never were very good at fixing the audio on them. " let me help you. I can get you away from he- NGH--- "

another blow to his ribs by a particularly strong thrust of her knee, lance rearranges himself and holds her firm. " I can save you. on me there's a pill - swallow it, your heart rate will drop to mimic death. I can drag you out, have you taken someplace safe by my associate with rocket being nonethewiser. "

she seems to settle slightly at that, gaze burning strong but slowly losing colour as the weight of her injuries start to kick in. lance knows the time pocket is short but he'll be dammed if he can't help at least one person from this nightmare. his own eyes are soft - different to the stern coldness given as part of the act hidden beneath translucent visor. you can trust me. it says, and to anybody else watching this it simply looked as if nanao was losing consciousness.

leaning over her, his hand finally removes itself from her arms which now lay without the energy to move, quickly reaching into his pocket, pulling out the pill in secret as a knife comes out too. the knife, with a secret compartment carved into it, leaks blood out over her chin as he pretends to cut her - in reality, he's given the pill to her. relief washes over him as she takes and shallows hard, knife dropping, before that hand returns with the other to continue his supposed strangling.

soon her body becomes lifeless, heartbeat incredibly feint. lance sits back, looking at the mess around them and on himself, kneeling to stand and hoisting the body over his shoulders to be taken far out where a lone dragonite awaits her master. to everybody else, nanao was dead - but he knew. it won't ever wash away the lives he's taken in the past but being able to save just one reminds him why he does this.

[cruentu-s]

Greatheart, Clair's trustiest Dragonite, lights down with a lumbering thump at the mouth of Red's cozy hideout, a small, battered satchel hanging around his neck.

The gentle dragon shivers in the mountain cold and bows his head guiltily towards the exile before taking a tentative step inside. (Clair's special delivery is a full day late this year, and Greatheart feels awful about it. He's never ever been late before--but Silver's weather was one hell of a streak-ender. Oh well.)

Greatheart mumbles a bashful greeting down at Pikachu before presenting Red with the loaded pack. It's filled to the brim with colorful hard candies, a fully-stocked first aid kit from the Goldenrod Dept. Store, and a small wooden box stuffed with Blackthorn's finest teabag selections. Laying on the bottom of the bag is a glossy, autographed trading card--Clair's trading card, sporting a very grumpy dragon tamer trapped within its holographic frame--and a small, crumpled note.

Happy birthday, you big dummy. Somehow you've made it another year while barely following any of my advice. You're lucky I care so much.

The League got inspired by Galar and made us pose for these stupid cards. You now have the only autographed copy of mine, ever. You're welcome. It's going to be worth a lot some day.

Be up to visit in person soon. Stay safe, and at least try to clean up that smelly cave you call home. Tell Greatheart if you need anything and I'll bring it next time. - Clair.

「 ❄ "I am pretty lucky you care so much, aren't I."

Tea is on. The trading card is tucked very, very carefully in his wallet. Red takes one final look at the card and decides to pocket it safely in his duffle bag, too.

[mnstcrbnll]

@drgnbld

[ x ]

Visitors are fun. They're usually very interesting people, wether they're invited or not. Gutsy. Maybe a little stupid, sometimes, but eh, what can you do. Generally the Enforcer wouldn't mind, like... jumping at his throat and slice it open in one swift movement, but he felt like playing with his food, today.

Not to mention, last time he ended up spilling blood in the corridors he was the one who had to clean and last thing he wanted was more work to do.

"Hmm... yeah, you're probably right!"

The intruder's collected tone is met with a very cheerful one - as if he wasn't holding the other hostage, the free hand reaching for his The Champion isn't a new face for Riku, still. He saw him in plenty of magazines, TV shows and whatnot... and most importantly heard the stories.

"But can you blame me? I heard of someone with a silly cape throwing Dragonites left and right, I'm just playing safe!

If you have to visit, you should probably bring a gift basket instead of Hyperbeamming everyone." his free hand goes up, clenches on a lock of red hair to pull Lance's head back, the sharp side of the knife pressing a little harder against his throat. Still not hard enough to cut, but will likely give him some problems staying calm "It's a quite baller way to make yourself known, but also rather rude!"

[belamew]

adapting this ask for your daycare BUT question 25 on that list of questions- does your daycare have a big team or just a few? How did you decide which suited your daycare better?

(Question came from here)

Big team!

Some Pokémon were brought on specifically for a job, others just found their place.

I'd love to share picture and more details, but this post will already be long, so if anyone's curious about anyone in particular, send in an ask!

Our good ol protectors

Pip - a talonflame who keeps an eye out for trouble. He alerts our other workers (both human and Pokémon), but is prone to trying to handle things himself.

Rey and Lavender - father-daughter espeon duo that respond to Pip's calls. They're fast, fairly strong, and keep daycare Pokémon in and wild Pokémon out. Their psychic abilities allow them to safely move others back inside our property.

Vivi - a noctowl that takes the nightshift while Pip sleeps. She can be a little dramatic.

Candy - a stoutland who tracks down any runaways and backs up the espeon duo if there's trouble.

Penelope - a dragonite who is our heavy hitter who only gets involved when absolutely necessary. She's usually trying to play with Pokémon within the daycare

Riri - a rapidash who helps my coworkers and I get around if there's an emergency.

Safety/Babysitting team

Mr. Peach - an older audino that stays in the nursery to look after expecting mothers and new babies

Bloom - an abandoned bulbasaur who likes staying in the nursery and playing the little ones to give mamas a break

Storm - a vaporeon that is Lavender's littermate. He... doesn't do much, but he keeps babies from drowning in the nursery if Bloom gets distracted. Very dramatic.

Steve - a swampert that is in the little Pokémon section. He's also making sure everyone is safe in the water. Very gentle.

The ???

Sparkles - a jolteon who's another one of Rey's kids and she doesn't do anything. I have never seen such a lazy jolteon.

Ms. Bitey - a wild swanna that chills in the big Pokémon pond. Attempts to get rid of her were in vain and we're scared. Send help.

[meganuzlockediary]

Leaf Green! The Pokemon League

November 17th

Lorelei

Jolteon meets her water types taking out, Dewgong, Clyster and slowbro in one shot with thunderbolt. Lapras goes to a slither of heath and uses Body slam doing just under half health. Fortunately Sitrus berry blocks the heal and Jolteon finishes it off. Jynx comes last and is the most annoying. It uses attract on Jolteon as Bite only does about half. I'm not willing to lose Jolteon so I switch to butterfree hoping to get a silver wind. Unfortunately Jynx uses lovely kiss on the switch in so I go to Blastoise who has a Chesto berry just in case and uses bit for the win.

One down 4 to go.

Bruno

Bruno is a little easier. Blastoise OHKOs onix and tanks a sky uppercut from Hitmonchan to take it down. I switch into Butterfree on Hitmonchan who manages to take a mega punch to below half health before going down to psychic. Machamp is going to take more work. Fortunately compound eyes sleep powder helps here putting machamp to sleep allowing for the 2HKO from psychic. I switch back into Blastoise to take a double edge from Onix and finish it off with a surf. I was right this team is tougher to use. Pivoting is more dangerous and will cost me if I Pivot wrong and lose a pokemon.

Agatha

Well shit! Jynx is down. Jynx manages to outspeed and take down the first Gengar, Arbok and Golbat with outspeeding Psychic. The Second Gengar however doesnt go down and one shadow ball later OHKOs Jynx! Who was going to be essential against lance. I swap into butterfree who cleans up the other pokemon.

Lance

Not feeling confident I start of with Jolteon. Gyarados goes down to the first thunderbolt! Fab. Dragonair comes out. I can't tell which but I need Jolteon later so I must switch. Hopefully it is the dragon rage dragonair. I go into Blastoise as it has Ice beam. The dragonair uses safe guard so a free switch. Ice beam is a critical hit leading to the next dragonair. Looks like the crit wasnt needed as the second is an OHKO too. I'm feeling much more confident. Out comes Dragonite and it almost goes down to ice beam just missing the range. it has locked itself into outrage though! So no heals and I should outspeed. I do and Dragonite is down! Just aerodactyl now. Aerodactyl gets a strong wing attack but surf is no match for it and it falls winning against Lance.

I can taste thee end maybe I'll be ok. Blastoise and Butterfree are carrying this!

Blue

Pidgeot comes out first to my Jolteon. One thunderbolt take it out leading to Rhydon. Perfect for a Blastoise switch. Blastoise hits for Surf but Rhydon does get a strong hit in with Earthquake. Venusaur comes out next and I switch to butterfree as it sets up the sun. Solarbeam does just less than half as I put the Venusaur to sleep. Fortunately Venusaur stays aslee for the next two turns but doesn't go down to 2 Psychics! One must have been a low role. Anticipating a heal I go for sleep powder again and am correct. Sleep powder lands and I also get a silver wind off before Blue switches into Arcanine... I just have to hope Blastoise can take another hit. Fortunately he can Blastoise takes a Flamethrower and an extremespeed before takeing out arcanine with surf. The Sleeping venusaur comes out. The sack seems like the most sensible play but I could go for Switch out farfetch'd and swords dance. i choose the fun option. Farfetch'd comes in and does get off a swords dance. I then try to fly to victory. The first misses allowing Venusaur to get off a sunny day and a growth. The decond one fortunately hits OHKO ing venusaur.

Alakazam is next being faster its gets off psychic which doesnt take me out. I use Steelwing hoping the super effectiveness will help. Alakazam survives on very little health. Jynx would be useful right now... Anticipating the heal I stay in and use fly. Alakazam uses Future sight and is then taken down with Fly! Just Gyarados left. I am going for the hail mary and just hoping I outspeed... I do but intimidate has dropped my health. Fly does very little however and takes the future sight attack. Probably for the best. I swap out to jolteon to finish. Winning the fight and the GAME!

Games won: 2

Pokemon Caught: 46

Pokemon down: 12 (Farfetch'd and Jynx fought well)

[cheemken]

Hi Knight, haven’t talked to you in a long ass time. Hope you’ve been doing well

Anyways, AU time

Hazbin Hotel AU :)

I’m just gonna assume you don’t know the basic world building, so it’s practically just: God is real and the world was created according to the Bible, there’s a Heaven and hell, the people on earth go to heaven or hell depending on whether they’ve sinned or not

Sins can range from drug abuse to mass murders, that kinda stuff. It also doesn’t even matter you’re age or if you know what you’re doing, cause there’s children cannibals in hell

There’s a hierarchy in Hell, it goes from

Lucifer

Lilith and Charlie (Lucifer and Lilith daughter)

7 Deadly Sins

Ars Goetia

Overlords

Sinners (people who sinned and went to hell)

Hellborn

Imps and Hellhounds (also Hellborn, but they’re ranked lower cause they’re look at like the rats of Hell)

Overlords are also sinners, they just hold more power and control compared to the regular sinner. So far there’s known to be 9 overlords so it’s a rare title

One last thing to mention, since there is an overpopulation in Hell, Heaven sends down Exorcist Angels once a year to kill off any Sinners to reduce the population. They’re only allowed to go after sinners and overlords, no one else

Anyways, the basic plot of the show is Charlie, The Princess of Hell, is trying to redeem sinners so that they’re allowed into Heaven cause she doesn’t want to see anymore sinners being killed during the yearly extermination. Like the whole idea is that even the worst people can change their ways and redeem themselves

So my idea was like, what if the Champions all died somehow and got sent to either Heaven or Hell? Or they all got sent to hell for something mediocre

Cause imagine the possibilities of what they look like, or what their sins are, even if they stay as sinners or they rise the ranks to overlords. I can see Lance or Diantha becoming an overlord and using that power to keep themselves and Iris safe from Hell (forgot the ship name famiily supremacy 🔥🔥) cause there is an overlord with two daughters in the show

I can see Lance going to Hell for killing some people cause of his job, even if it’s by accident. Cause there were three Cherubs who were kicked out of Heaven for causing the death of a human, even if it was also an accident. And idk what his new form would be

For the other Champions, I got no clue why they would also go to hell. Either we’d have to reach far to pull out something to use, or give them all a shitty quality. Like, idk, Wallace stealing money from the League fundings

Seems like something he’d do

As for their new forms, I can only think of Dianthawho would resemble a Houndoom, or have Houndoom like features. The reason is cause their hell forms are meant to be mocking them for all eternity. So her new form would be mocking Diantha of one of her biggest fears

Anyways I’m just trying to make this coherent while typing it out fast, hope this makes sense lol

My guy!!! Been a while!! I'm doing well, done w work, and ough I finally get to turn off my alarm :') hahaha but hey what abt you hahah

Anyways uvu

Ohhhhhhh👀👀👀👀

Ough Diantha having Houndoom features your honour that opened my third eye pls and the fact it's mocking them too OUGH™ that's dope chdmbd

But yeah y'know what let's just give them absolutely shitty qualities, for the sake of the au teehee or maybe let's use the villain au stuff for them??? Idk but yeah

Anyways anyways

I think Lance would go to hell bc of that one scene, y'know what I mean, him having his Dragonite Hyper Beam someone lmfao cause yeah in pokemas that guy was still alive but like for the sake of this au that guy is dead so Lance got sent to hell bc of that, also I think that he has no regard of anyone who he thinks are his enemy or like smth like that, he'd kill em let's be real hahaha

Oh Wallace would tho, he would lmfaoooo he wouldn't even be honest abt it and he'd even try to convince himself that hey, he's a Champion, he should have his own share w the league's funds, but I can see him as a very selfish man. Years of having nothing and finally he has that stability, I know he'd be selfish most of the time

Steven,,, idk, idk what he'd do,, low-key I think he'd grave rob. Like, I want this man to be a bit greedy when it comes to rare stones, didn't help his father also has the same interest too, I know Joseph taught him that sometimes the rarest and grandest gems are hidden within the tombs of the dead. The amount of Ghost pokemon he has to battle to get those gems was insane man. Also, imagine him like,, deadass just dissecting Sableye to get the gems they have. Imagine if his form in hell is smth similar to Sableye bc of that

Cynthia I'm also not sure bc the Cynthia I have in mind is the villain au one lmfaooo but like,, if we go w the fucked up villain au qualities I'm gon say she's a stalker lmfao, like, legitimately so fucking obsessed w Diantha, if Giratina is in this au imagine Cynthia still making a deal w him. But yeah y'know, stalker Cynthia, it's fucked up

Iris,,,,,,,,,,,, what should we give her, what kinda fucked up thing would she have,,, I see her being a bit prone to anger,,,, like,, being looked down by a lot of people would get to her y'know so one last trigger and she accidentally sent her Haxorus to kill the guy and she lived in guilt ever since

Diantha, oh for sure it's her pride. Like, listen to me listen to me, this woman would be the embodiment of pride okay listen to me she would be I just know her hubris became her downfall in this au

For Hau,, idk, I'm not sure I feel like it's the same w Iris?? But more on his jealousy, like I imagine him being a bit envious of Selene and that envy got the better of him, and idk idk if he'd actually do smth, it's just y'know envy is a sin and he really held on to that envy of his

Leon I'm also not sure w this one,,, like, legitimately idk hahahah

For Geeta I think it'd be her apathy to most things, most notably her regard for her league's wellbeing and all that, like,, she should care she knows that but she just,, couldn't, or rather it's also her pride that since she's the top champ, her league should always submit to her and I want them to go against her and that's why she's in hell lmfao

But anyways Overlord Diantha👀👀👀👀👀👀

Pls her still being soft when it comes to Iris and Lance your honour they make me so sick silkwing family supremacy indeed your honour cbxnbx

[ejaydoeshisbest]

Calming Tactics.

“No, Ejay, it’s fine, you’ve eaten this before. You’ve eaten the same thing for breakfast for over four years now. Nothing will change, there is nothing to fear. Yes, different brands of oatmeal and peanut butter mixed together are fine. Yes, it's fine to buy two different apples from different stalls. Yes, frozen strawberries are safe. Don’t think, just put the spoon in your mouth, chew and swallow, chew and swallow. Don’t stop, look at the birds to distract yourself. Now stay in the morning sun for at least a few minutes. Walk around, but don’t run. No, you are not being poisoned. No, you are not having an allergic reaction. No, your day is not ruined even if you eat that at 8:30 AM instead of 7:30 AM. Calm down, calm down, it’s too early for this.”

“You’re just scrubbing the floors. There’s nothing to it. Of course, your heart is beating fast this time because you’re in the middle of an activity. You’re not having a panic attack, you are safe, just be useful and clean this mess. Be useful, be useful. Now the floors, then the toilet, then wash your hands, then sweep the rest of the house, then mop. Nothing to it. Nothing to it. Play some Adventure Time Music: ‘Everything stays right where you left them’… Now some Steven Universe: ‘Look at you go, I just adore you, I wish that I knew what makes you think I'm so special… If I could begin to do something that does right by you I would do about anything, I would even learn how to love’…”

“Good job for making it through the afternoon. Stop checking your pulse, of course, it is still beating rapidly because you’re still in your head while your legs are moving. Breathe. Eat the chicken. No, do not think about cholesterol depositing plaque that could block or narrow your artery. You need to eat. Please. You already feel disgusted as it is looking in the mirror. Just eat. You’re eating healthy. Eat.”

“Okay, okay, heart pounding again. Okay. Sit down. Breathe slowly, breathe deeply. Hey, remember the funny animal compilation video? Watch that. Don’t feed it, just ride it out. Don’t think, just breathe, just watch. You know the drill. 10… 9… 8… 7… pink skies, blue skies, white fur, wooden chair, rough wall… Pikachu, Eevee, Vaporeon, Dragonite, Charizard. ‘I want to be the very best, like no one ever was, dun-dun-dun-dun’. Breathe in, hold your breath, breathe out. This too shall pass. This too shall pass. This too shall pass…”