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Those of you who have a step tracker on your cell phone or smart watch etc, how many steps do you take per day on average?
Less than 1 k
1 k - 3 k
3 k - 4 k
4 k - 5 k
5 k - 6 k
6 k - 7 k
8 k - 9 k
9 k - 10 k
10 k - 11 k
11 k - 12 k
Over 12 k
Don't have a tracker/results/bald
Thank you :)
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my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying
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#quite possibly the funniest still in the entire episode#“he's not that scary” with THREE WHOLE PEOPLE ON THE COUNTER#this is like the funniest episode of gose we've gotten in a while#gose writers understand the series and the medium so much they always know and commit to the funniest bit possible#i could write an essay on the going seventeen horror specials and how the writers subvert/evolve the going original episodes#the exit pass part of the episode was peak btw#i had to cross-reference their outfits + the next few camera angles + voices to figure out who the two crouched in front of jeonghan were#so if that wasn't them. rip.#seventeen#svt#going seventeen#gose#wonwoo#junhui#jeonghan#my art#fanart#art#comic#no watermark it's been 3 months since I've touched this account I forgor#dont repost or dk will start his 5 step donald duck zombie routine and you will not be able to escape.#i also need yall to know. when jun was zombie-talking to the exit pass people. he sounded like an angry bird.
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I feel you should know my wife and I genuinely always call it the Evil Penis Music now and we do so even in the middle of completely serious sentences / plot discussion where we aren't joking. That's just what it's called now.
Evil Penis Music infiltrates another household.
#ask#Thank you so much for sharing...this is a very sweet message and it gave me a much needed smile B*)#I am also both flattered and so apologetic for the change in lexicon.#However! If the song of clarity is the 'pure heart tone' then it's counter as 'evil penis music' simply makes sense!#Currently haunted by the thought that the next step of bastardization is calling the song of cleansing 'un-evil penis music'#Lan Jingyi would do it. He understands his assignment as a chaotic teen.#All languages undergo revisions as culture and history interact with it.#The Lan elders would hate it so bad. On multiple levels. The fact there is even an evil version of the song of clarity.#The fact that version got called evil penis music. The fact evil penis music is catching on with the younger disciples.#I am very likely going to come back with a comic for this (Tis busy times and this ask was too sweet to leave in the vault)#I hope you and your wife have a lovely week! Thank you for sticking around and reading my comics!
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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Favourites from November walks with Barney & Flynn, in years gone by.
#digging in the archives#November 2024#isn't shaping up to be the best November there ever was...#I woke up today to the horrifying results in the USA.#horrified for Americans who didn't vote for this... & for Palestinians... Ukrainians... & ultimately the rest of us too.#Always scary that an election in another country has so much impact across the globe.#I can only hope that Trump's impact on the US itself is less terrible than feared...#& that other governments & international organisations step up to counter potentially disastrous foreign policy decisions.#politics#worrying times#election 2024#dogs#barney#flynn#border collies
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Okay guys i am being so fr i LOVE atom eve. I love her so much. I love her powers and I love who she is…when Mark isn’t around.
Don’t get me wrong, I love their relationship. It’s so beautiful (even if my heart is still hurting from Amber) and I love their understanding of each other but I also feel like, when she’s dating mark, she’s just not understood. Her character and powers are reduced to a stepstool for mark’s character. In the atom eve special, she was throwing bitches around like nothing and DEFIED THOSE MEN TO EVEN REMEMBER WHO SHE WAS and now…she makes glass walls for every. Fucking. Attack. I don’t get it. I don’t get how such a powerful, potentially interesting character can be so underutilized. The show is amazing and I love how they designed her to not be as sexualized as she was in the comics but every scene she has with Mark feels like a therapist talking to her patient. Or, it’s a fight they’re both in against someone and she gets knocked down because she’s using the same weak-ass attack every time so Mark can look cooler or so the focus can be on Mark. I’m not saying she has to have all the focus on her every time, but can the writers stop acting like she’s not capable of more damage? Please?
To clarify:
I LOVE ATOM EVE. I LOVE SAMANTHA EVE WILKINS. I LOVE HER. THIS IS NOT A CRITIQUE ON MY GIRL BUT ON HER WRITING.
#atom eve#samantha eve wilkins#this might ruffle a few feathers but idk her character in the show is such a step down from her special#I feel like you can’t even call it character development because she’s just kinda boring now#invincible#but if you guys want to offer any counter arguments please do so because I love and want to talk about her
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u know what though... i don't think this facepalming is for the witnesses in the room, but i also don't think it's an "oh no, thor's so stupid" facepalm, i think it's a "why the fuck did i do that?" one. i don't think loki especially wants to invade jotunheim, he just thought it'd be a laugh to get thor to do it, but then oh shit thor is actually going to do that so now he needs to sabotage it somehow (telling the guard) but also:
"shit, i've fucked this up, haven't i?" it seemed like such a good idea two minutes ago. couldn't help himself. wouldn't it be funny if? but now they have to go to fucking jotunheim and he could so easily have just not done that. oops! facepalm time!
#thor (2011)#whoever called this movie the story of an accidental coup is right.#but it's not that loki's entirely innocent it's just that he hasn't planned ahead. each initial fucked up thing was unconnected#and he just took advantage in the moment to do what he thought would stir the most shit.#let frost giants in because that would be a laugh. now you can get thor to make a stupid decision! do that too!#now dad's in a coma and you can just tell bro he can't ever come home because he killed dad and mum hates him! LOL!#now you're regent and you could be normal about it... OR you could deliberately provoke people you don't like#which makes them stage a counter-accidental-coup oops!#each step is unplanned and *could not* have been planned ahead of time he's just fucking with people repeatedly for shits and giggles#because loki appears to assume odin will wake up and there's no way thor will be stuck on earth forever once that happens#so it can't be something he thinks is going to stick. he's not *actually* able to exile thor forever on his own authority.#but IN THE MOMENT it was funny to fuck with him :)#and to just straight up fucking lie to him :)#and to pretend he's lost the throne to you :)#because loki does not consider the consequences of his actions even though on the evidence of this film it doesn't work out well for him.#therefore this is the facepalm of 'why did i do this to myself?'#fandom thinks loki's a good king due to Being Smart which a) nice obvious classism you have there but also b) he's also dumb as rocks.#he is capable of smart but he can and will fuck things up anyway because he is less capable of being sensible.#so while thor is indeed impulsive i think loki was equally impulsive in his own desire to use thor's impulsiveness against him.#because it'd be funny! right up until the moment it turns out thor really is going to do the thing you just convinced him to do D:#oops lol what am i like!#there'd be an instagram selfie oh him doing a thumbs up gesture captioned 'just told thor he can't come home LOL!'#'me on the throne ha ha bet none of you saw that coming! ps dad is in a coma pls send your thoughts and prayers 🙏 mum is sad :('#'turn your tv on guys i'm invading migard lmao'#'that's me on the news!!!! thor's here too wasn't expecting that might stab him when we meet up lol i love him he's my fave avenger💚'#anyway that's why loki is my problematic fave in this movie
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Nameless and Friendless. “The Rich Man’s Wealth is his Strong City, Etc.” - Proverbs, x, 15
Artist: Emily Mary Osborn (English, 1828–1925)
Date: 1857
Medium: Oil paint on canvas
Collection: Tate Britain, London, United Kingdom
Description
Nameless and Friendless focuses on the predicament of the single woman in the modern metropolis by offering a female version of the traditional ‘Choice of Hercules’ theme. The picture shows an orphaned female artist (as suggested by her black dress), accompanied by a boy, presumably her brother, diffidently offering one of her paintings to a dealer whose disdainful expression suggests rejection. An assistant looks down cursorily at her canvas from his position on a ladder, while the woman is eyed up from behind by two rakish men otherwise engaged in examining a hand-coloured print of a ballerina – the bare legs of whom suggest other choices facing the impoverished and desperate young woman. Isolated in the centre of the composition between leering and contemptuous glances, the woman’s vulnerability is accentuated by her downward gaze and fingers nervously pulling a hoop of string. The mud-splattered crepe of her skirt, her dripping umbrella and protective cape hint at the distance she has travelled and the conditions she has endured to brave the encounter.
#painting#oil on canvas#fine art#narrative art#genre art#artwork#oil painting#art dealer#conversation piece#counter#art store#steps#men#woman#costume#female artist#artworks#chair#young boys#black dress#cape#head cover#tile floors#door#ladder#english culture#english art#emily mary osborn#english painter#european art
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Girls the thing about Dream stans is that everybody who was still here after 2021, much less remains now in 2025, is immune to evidence and has been for years. You cannot provide evidence or social analysis or framing of anything because these people do not care about facts. All their held and purported values are subordinate to the axiom that Dream is the victim and in the right
This is not a matter of being uninformed or of just not seeing it the right way! All this information is out there! It is being broadcasted by Dream himself! Anyone who has an opinion at this point has made their choice! Anyone who is looking at those DM screenshots, at the tons and tons of testimonies of people he's hurt, at how many of his associates have denounced him explicitly or frozen him out, at the way the people standing by him act, at the pattern of Dream's behavior and its effects that has been there for years, and still thinks Dream is worth defending is genuinely and actually beyond most external help. There is no more argument! There is genuinely nothing more to say! And again, this has been the case for years!
#This is also why I don't buy that eg Ranboo or Quackity have an obligation to call him out specifically#While denouncing him and countering his bullshit and establishingbthat no you do not gotta hand it to him has value#I don't think it's an obligation and at a certain scale it's just giving him more attention and fuel for his self victimization#Which is what he wants#And I think especially wrt his stans people should stop wasting their time and breath explaining why what he did was bad#They will not listen. Their epistemology doesn't work like yours. They don't care.#Anyone defending him at this stage has no moral line.#Dream situation#Beyond external help is harsh like . Deradicalizing people is possible and noble work but not something you can do to internet randos#And for someone to start getting deradicalized they need to take that step themselves. Yknow
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I've got a new favorite Pikmin.
He's very stupid, but he's my favorite.
#pikmin#pikmin bloom#idiot#I fucking love him#shout out to the person who helped me fix my step counter#now I don't have to play the stupid Duolingo games that keep appealing to me#I can micromanage my Pikmin instead#💎
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'I need you to understand that this female character made this specific choice for her own reasons!'
Me, tiredly: 'I need you to understand that this male author wrote this female character making this specific choice for his own reasons'
#you know. you know these female characters arent real right? and whether or not they were written this way or that#for a good reason or not theyre still not real women making real independent decisions#this is step one of literary analysis which is that every writers output is a reflection (considered or unconsidered#in line or counter to) their own internal biases#and again that doesnt necessarily dismiss a female character created by men however#but its not something you can just ignore
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Lloyd but it’s just him calling his dad a centipede.
Lloyd was definitely one of those kids who loved insects. Even the gross and slimy ones.
Zane screamed in terror when he opened his arm hatch just to see a large, poisonous spider crawl out. He forgot he ain’t human.
#lego ninjago#ninjago#ninjago lloyd#lloyd garmadon#ninjago zane#zane julien#spiders#ninjago headcanons#he was definitely one of those kids to chase people around with bugs#Kai was downright terrified#he once climbef Cole to avoid it#until both Kai and Lloyd realosed Cole was even worse#bro lowkey jumped on to the counter and started shaking#literally saying ‘step away right now’#jay is like Lloyd but less bad as him#since i headcanon him to have a pet poisonous spider#nya is like Kai but she hides it super well after having to get rid of spiders for kai ocer years#lloyd sobbed when he realised what she meant by get rid of#she woke up the next day with beatles#wu has made is so only jays spider is allowed after the green ninja prophecy was gonna be put to an abrupt end#nya is not sorry#neither is Lloyd#Poor Zane
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just realized i never posted her. this is sansa she's new in town




#speak friend and enter#ignore my messy counter and tv stand.#she's a sweety baby and steps on my computer oh so much <3#and sneezes all over everybody and everything. jessie can attest
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Day 51
#genshin impact#kaveh#genshin kaveh#crossovers#fun fact never really played a pikmin game#i just downloaded the walking pikmin step counter app tho its so silly#love these little guys tho#day 51
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Funny thing that happened at work Monday
Me *on a ladder getting a Funko Pop set down from a very high shelf for a customer*: Sorry, I’m terrified of ladders. I’m being so brave right now
Another random customer: you really are
#twas very wholesome#i’m just a girl#I hate ladders so much it’s not funny#step ladders? fine#standing on chairs or counters? I’m good#ladders? someone help me#I don’t trust them#lav’s thoughts
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My step mom and dad ask “why don’t you open up to us?” then twist my words around
EXAMPLE:
What I said: “I wasn’t a huge fan of my last therapist, and don’t want to start therapy again for a bit.”
What my dad told my step mom: “She says the last therapist was horrible and she’ll never trust another therapist ever again.“
What I said: “Yeah, the meds make me act happy when I don’t feel happy.”
What my step mom tells EVERYONE: “She says the meds make her feel happy but she 100% does not want to be happy.”
But yeah I’m being irrational the parent is always right yada yada yada
Not abusive. Just toxic.
#also my step moms assumptions piss me off#omg and their nitpicking#Once I was having a casual conversation with her [my stepmom] and I rested my armon the counter and she exploded#“you’re giving me attitude!! if you do that one more time the phone is gone!!"#my limbs need rest maternal figure
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