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Can you do more stepdad!fred where fred was fed up with your constant complaining while your mother was shrugging it off (btw they were in the park or smth, your choice:D) and with that, fred excused the two of you by "getting what you want" but instead fucking you dumb somewhere so you can learn a lesson to stop complaining. Jsbdjdjhd can i also request fred calling her bunny when theyre alone? Thats all
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ཐི⋆♱⃓⋆ཋྀ Daydreaming about being brat tamed by Stepdad!Fred…
cw: 18+!, mdni, bratty!reader, large age gap, cheating, public sex, unprotected p n v, spanking, hair pulling, overstimulation, slight anal play, Fred forces reader to keep her panties off afterwards hehe
a/n: Thank you babbyy ! you’re so sweet ily 💞 Hope you liked this cause i had a lot of fun writing it ! But now WHY did it take me an arm and a fucking leg to write this… i’m so sorry bby ☹️💞 The end is a tad bit rushed because i really really wanted to get this out already !! Idk how i feel about this one 😕
You had been a brat all day. Constantly complaining to your mom and step dad all because they didn’t let you go to the mall with your friends and instead forced you to go to some stupid fair with your younger sister Linney. For some ‘family bonding time’ as Fred put it.
“It’s not fair!” “Just because Linney wants to come doesn’t mean i have to!” “I need new lipliner!” “Linney ruined my blush so i need to get more.” “How come you never force Linney to do stuff she doesn’t like?” “I’m not some baby who enjoys sitting around at festivals and eating garbage junk food all day!” “You guys are so annoying.” “I’m not doing that.” “No Linney do it yourself.” “No i am NOT doing that, i didn’t even want to bloody come here.” “Can we go on that ride?” “What do you mean no?” “Because Linney can’t go on it? Are you serious?!” “I’m just going to leave unless we go on that ride.” “Mom Linney is twelve she can wait by herself for a minute.” “No. I told you i wasn’t moving unless we go on that ride.”
All that was all Fred had been hearing the entire day. You’re constant pestering and complaining. He was getting sick of it, whereas your mom was just shrugging it off and giving into what you want, which just ticked Fred off even more.
“Fine. Go on the ride.” Your mother dismissed. Shaking her head slightly at your attitude. All she wanted was for you to shut up already.
Fred hated the fact your mom gave in. In his mind you didn’t deserve to go on the stupid ride with all your attitude today. But what he hated even more was your bratty, smug grin as you heard your mom’s words. Infuriatingly twirling around and rushing to the ride.
“You really think she deserves to go on the ride she wants with all her attitude today?” Fred asked your mom with crossed arms, waiting to hear your mother’s side and her reason for her decision.
“We’ll deal with it later.” Your mother sighed while searching in her purse for her card. “Maybe if she gets some time alone she’ll calm down.” She explained before looking towards Fred and giving him a small, slightly tired smile. “Besides, she had a point. Not fair that Linney gets to have all the fun.”
Fred hummed in response, expression softening slightly at her explanation. Not agreeing but appreciating her determination to keep things fair. But Fred knew damn well that your attitude won’t magically disappear. And he knows just how to get you back in check- even if ‘unethical’ in some ways.
And sure enough, you weren’t pleased and attitude didn’t dwindle even after going on the ride. Instead you were now nagging about wanting bloody Dubai Chocolate and Strawberry Milk.
“Look- that food truck over there has some drinks! Ooo Strawberry milk? Can we get some? please!” “I don’t care about the water can’t we just get some?” “Oh! And Dubai Chocolate!” “So what if it’s expensive? We’re at a festival!” “Ugh this sucks..” “No, you only get what Linney wants.” “I don’t care, i’m done talking.”
God you were just being insufferable now. Choosing now to sit at a bench, scrolling on your phone with your free arm resting under your breasts. Pushing the flesh up naturally. Ignoring both Fred and your mother as if they didn’t exist. A part of Fred even started to think that you were doing this on purpose, just for some of his attention.
But Fred wasn’t stupid, he knew just how to get you to shut your mouth for the rest of the day. Executing his plan under the guise of ‘Getting you Dubai Chocolate and Strawberry Milk’.
Needless to say, when you ended up uncomfortably pushed onto the sink in the washroom, legs pushed up while your neck craned at an uncomfortable position as you watched Fred’s hand run up and down his cock, curves of the sink stabbing into your flesh, you knew that you weren’t getting what you wanted.
“Been a real brat today.” Fred hummed while he didn’t even bother looking at you. “Don’t even know if you deserve my cock.” He tsked.
“Pleaseee,” You pouted, looking up at him with wide, begging eyes. “Promise i won’t complain anymore, jus’ want your cock.” You whined, wiggling your hips slightly to try and urge him on.
You knew that realistically you didn’t need to beg, that Fred would give you what you want either way, but why not play along anyways?
Fred scoffed, finally looking up at you as he cocked a brow and spoke almost mockingly at you. “Yeah i know, been wanting a lot of stuff today. Why should i give you what you want? hm? Probably been acting like a brat all day just for this.”
You let out another whine, batting your lashes at him as you ignored how your pussy clenched around nothing at his tone of voice. “Please, i promise. Pinky promise.” You muttered, holding back a bratty grin that was desperate to form on your face at Fred’s call out.
“Yeah?” Fred asked, cocking a brow slightly before running the tip of his cock along your slick with arousal pussy. Eliciting a gasp from your mouth as you became even more eager. “Better keep that promise or i won’t touch you for a week.”
You hummed, eagerly nodding your head. Holding the backs of your knees closer to your body. “Promise!” You repeated, watching as Fred stepped closer towards your body. Pussy clenching around nothing in anticipation.
Freds left hand moved to rest on your thigh, right hand positioning himself at your entrance. “Better stay quiet, brat. Don’t want people to hear us.” He said before pushing in, his eyes trained on your face. Watching as your lips parted in a silent moan and breath caught in your throat.
Fred hands wrapped around to the front of your thighs, pulling your legs out of your grasp. His pace immediately started as slow but deep thrusts. Every one of his thrusts pushing your body uncomfortably into the faucet of the sink, but you didn’t care.
Moans spilled from your lips as he gradually started increasing his pace. Biting your lip to try and keep yourself quiet. “Shit…” You let out as you cocked your head to the side. Eye’s squeezing shut as you enjoyed the pleasure.
Fred, however, didn’t appreciate your words nor moans. He sped up his pace and brought a hand up to cover your mouth roughly. Your eyes darting open and looking up at him while he ticked his tongue. “No words, nothing. I don’t want to hear a thing from you. Had enough of your voice today.”
You whined against his palm but listened nevertheless. Clenching around him at the cold and sternness in his voice.
The only sounds that echoed in the dingy park washroom was your occasional whines, Fred’s grunt and wet ‘claps’ of skin slapping against skin. You felt yourself getting closer to the edge, and when the man above you started rubbing rough circles on your clit you came undone. Gasp escaping your lips and toes curling as you jerked into his touch, moans shamelessly spilling from your lips.
Fred wasn’t far behind you, pulling out after a couple more sloppy thrusts. A singular, low moan falling from his lips. Sticky, thick strings of his cum landing on your stomach.
You sucked in breaths as you came down from your high. The only sounds in the small, dirty room now being of the two of you’s pants as you guys basked in the afterglow. Your peace, however, didn’t last long as you got, easily, flipped over. A ‘humph’ of breath escaping you instinctively as you landed on the sink again, this time on your stomach as your legs dangled down.
You let out a sound of question, not even fully processing the change of position before you sucked in a breath, feeling the tip of Fred’s cock run over your overstimulated pussy folds.
Craning your neck back to look at Fred, You whined. Pathetically kicking your legs in refusal as you spoke. “S’no more !” You protested, pouting. “Already came..”
“And?” Fred said simply. His tone and words uncaring as he pushed your face back down into the sink, ignoring whines of protest that escaped your lips. “This is supposed to be a punishment, you really thought i was gonna let you get away with your behaviour with just a quick fuck?”
You squeezed your eyes shut, sucking in a breath as he ran his tip along your puffy ‘n sensitive folds. “So just shut up. I still don’t wanna hear a peep from you.” He said sternly before pushing back in, feeling overwhelming against your overstimulated, plush walls. You moaned against the cold surface of the sink as Fred quickly set a quick pace. Your body feeling overwhelmed with a mix of pain of pleasure.
A firm slap was placed to the flesh of your ass, Fred’s larger hands squeezing the now red, plump flesh. “Listen to you..” He started, almost humming his words as he pulled your cheeks apart. “Moaning so loud for someone who didn’t wanna continue.” He chuckled, and then a plop of cool spit fell just above your tight, clenching around nothing ‘n virgin asshole.
You gasped when you felt his thumb rub his own spit around your asshole. Wanting to speak but being rejected before you could even get your words out. “Don’t. It’s a punishment remember?” And immediately after that he started pushing. His finger desperately trying to push into your virgin asshole.
It was embarrassing, how hard Fred was right now. He’s always dreamed of doing this and eventually more- stuff your mother would never let him do to her.
“That’s it bunny.” He hummed, watching with hooded eyes and arousal induced shaky breaths. Smirking as your pussy clenched around him both at the unusual feeling and praise.
In the back of your head you were wondering, ‘was this really a punishment? or just an excuse to stick his fucking thumb in my fucking ass?’. But you knew better than to say it out loud, fully aware of how mean Fred can truly get with his ‘punishments’.
And when he finally pushed past your refusing muscle he curled his thumb upwards, groan leaving his lips at the sight and the squeak that escaped your lip. Speeding up his thrusts while he shallowly thrusted his thumb against your walls.
“You’re squeaking like a bunny.” He grinned, looking up from your ass to admire your messed up, shaky and sweaty form. “You like that?” He asked and biting back your pride, you nodded. A smug chuckle leaving his lips before he pulled his thumb back.
“Knew you would.” He grinned and leaned down. His hand coming up to wrap around your throat and pull you up to make your back meet his chest half way. Holding your face up with his free hand to make you look at yourself in the mirror. Ruined mascara, spit spreading the colour of your lipgloss down your chin, tear streaks visible as they erased the cream blush that was decorating your cheeks.
“Look at how much of a slut you are for your mother’s husband, and your stepdad.” He teased. His eyes scanning over your ruined makeup with a smug expression. The pads of his fingers pushing uncomfortably into the flesh of your cheeks.
“Yeah!” You just agreed through moans. Too fucked dumb to properly comprehend them. Your hands gripping the cold surface of the sink. “I’m gonna cum!”
Fred just tsked at your words, chuckling in amusement before letting go of your neck and face. Leaning back up as he sped his thrusts up. “Fucked dumb already.” He mused with a smug smirk. Giving your ass a harsh smack as he felt your legs shake against him.
Your moans were loud when you finally came, kicking your legs back as you panted. Fred hissed at the feeling of your walls convulsing around his cock, pulling out just as he came. He made sure to let his cum land straight on your puffy and used folds.
Your body went limp against the cold surface once you finally came down from your high. Legs still slightly shaking as they dangled down.
Fred however, just smirked again as he came down from his high. Looking at your pretty folds decorated in his cum, using the head of his cock to spread his own cum around before stuffing himself back in his pants.
You didn’t even pay attention to your surroundings as Fred fixed himself up. Your attention was only brought back to reality when you saw him grab your panties from the corner of your eye and stuff them into his pocket. Slurring out your words as you finally managed to lift your upper body up. “S’what are you doing?”
Fred hummed as you spoke, dropping a bit of hand sanitizer onto his hands. His tone casual as if he didn’t just fuck you dumb and had your panties in his pocket. “You can walk around without them, part of your punishment.” He said simply before adding; “And don’t clean yourself. If you want to clean something clean the sink you made a mess of. It’s up to you to act normal out there.”
That was all he said, ignoring how you immediately went to protest. Simply walking out of the bathroom. Fucking asshole..
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My rolemodels were men.
Yes, I admired my aunt the scientist. And in my early 20s I said I wanted to be more like ultragrrrl when I grow up.
But my lifelong rolemodels were Mister Rogers, and my grandpa. When I aim to be quiet and calm and kind, it’s because that is what these nontoxic men were like.
I don’t work to soften myself and bite back my unjust anger to be feminine. I do it to be masculine in the manner of the men I respect and trust.
I don’t think I’ve ever thought about that before.
#the only reason I didn’t take Rogers as my middle name when changing my name is my stepdad’s name is Roger#and i am sorry but no amount of love could have made me take the name fred or mcfeely
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milf!reader au
When Harry's being especially sassy and they feel like being real little shits, Fred (and George) jokes about becoming Harry's stepdad if he doesn't improve his behaviour.
Harry is TRAUMATISED. EVERY. TIME.
Harry regrets letting his friends meet his mom and he cringes every time the twins says something about his beloved mom, but he's glad his parents never heard them.
Like, James knows his son's friends have a crush on his wife and he's kind of proud of it, he likes to slap in their faces (especially the twins' because he knows them) the fact that he got to marry his gorgeous lovely woman and they didn't.
But if James actually heard what the twins said about his wife... Boy, Sirius would've to make space for a roommate in his Azkaban cell.
George: So Harry...
Harry: *internally groans*
George: Do you think your father can fight?
Harry: Fight who...?
George: Me of course! For your mother!
Harry: My dad WOULD NOT esitate to fight you, even without magic, if he heard the things you say about my mom. And she doesn't want any of you anyways, leave me alone.
George: Are you sure about that? Don't you think she's secretly into gingers?
Fred: I'm sure that if i try hard enough i can win her over with my charm and my jokes.
George: And she loooves our jokes~
Harry: You're fucking disgusting-
Fred: Hey, you better behave yourself, young boy. You need to learn to treat your future step-fathers with respect.
Harry: Oh my fucking god i'm gonna throw up.

I just know that Harry deeply hates them at this point, at first they were his friends but i can imagine the moment he realized the twins loved his mom more than him.
Harry: Hey guys, would you like to come to my house for dinner tonight?
Ron, Hermione and Ginny: Oka-
Fred: ABSOLUTELY HARRY WE WOULD LOVE TO COME YOU'RE OUR FRIEND
George: AND WE LOVE SPENDING TIME WITH YOU AND WE APPRECIATE YOUR COMPAN-
Harry: You just agreed because you want to see my mom, don't you?
The twins:
Harry:
George: NOO ABSOLUTELY NO-
Fred: Is she really gonna be there??🤩
Harry: No, because she and my dad are going out for dinner so i'm home alone.
The twins: ☹️
Harry: You know what, you two are not invited anymore.
Harry every single time the twins talk about his mom:

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Hiii! So- Im in my twt link phase… Here’s some links i found!! I will be updating quite often and I will be making one for the wonderful guys *trans and cis* next!! This is fem just an fyi- ***AGED UP CHARACTERS***
The judgment day:
Rhea Ripley:
Dom and Mami threesome 🤭🤭
Harry Potter:
Ron Weasley:
Ron eating you out (I JUST KNOW HE EATS IT GOOD HAVE YOU SEEN HIM EAT???)
Fred Weasley:
Fred eating you out after a long day
Lorenzo Berkshire:
Enzo and you making love:
Theodore Nott:
Theo eating you out
Mattheo Riddle:
Mattheo rough fucking you after you’d teased him all day
Draco Malfoy:
A good fuckin and breedin with bf! draco
OBX:
JJ Maybank:
Fucking in a bungalow
JJ sucking and licking your clit
Rafe Cameron:
Rafe DEVOURING your pussy
Breeding with stepdad! rafe
STRANGER THINGS:
Eddie Munson
eddie eating you out:
Billy Hargrove:
Billy teasing your pussy after you’d been begging for him all day.
Billy slapping your pussy for being a bad girl..
Stepbro! billy breeding you
#smut#toonie’s thoughts#fred x reader x george#weasly twin smut#weasly twins#twt links#twt prn#slytherin boys p links#p links#sxy prn
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Reviewing tgcf characters because I have thoughts
I finished S2 recently and I need somewhere to put my not exactly hot but like warm (?) takes because it's taking up too much storage space in my brain.
🤍 Xie Lian 🤍
It's a good thing I'm not into guys because if I was I would be on my knees for this man in every sense of that expression and his pet menace to society would mince me up like garlic.
So I'll try to be brief about my overflowing feelings about him. Xie Lian is the best main character I have come across in a WHILE. He's the embodiment of compassion and kindness. And also a cold blooded murderer. A babygirl. A father figure. A terrifying martial god. A silly little guy. A pathological liar. The most genuine man you'll ever meet. He's everything, and Hua Cheng is 100% valid in his obsession. I'm right there with him.
Rating: 10/10
❤️ Hua Cheng ❤️
Idk if we ever figured out who wrote My Immortal but I'm pretty sure we have our culprit.
"Hi my name is Hua Cheng Crimson Rain Sought Flower Red-Robed Ghost King and this is my evil weapon of death E-ming. I've killed soooo many gods with it!! My dark power is I can summon storms of BLOOD and SUFFERING. I have my own scary city of DEMONS and they all love me and think I'm HOT but I only want my BOYFRIEND who's the only REAL GOD so STOP FLAMING HIM YOU POSERS-"
Needless to say I love him. Being the 8 time winner of the Loverboy of the Century Awards with unbeatable records in the yearning olympics is truly a remarkable feat.
Rating: 9/10
(Bonus: E-ming. Cute little guy. Likes his stepdad more than his real dad. Not afraid to show it's feelings even if it makes it look like a muppet, 10/10)
🧡 Feng Xin & Mu Qing 🧡
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum gets a shared rating because they would hate to be grouped together like that and that's funny to me. Their dynamic is great, they're good characters, I wasn't sure which one was which until midway through the second season. But then also I have a pair of 7yo twin cousins who I still can't tell apart despite them not looking even a slight bit similar so that might just be a character flaw on my end. Oops.
Rating: 7/10
🩵Shi Qingxuan🩵
I'm doubling the rating because she is best boy and best girl at the same time. I love that I can use any and all pronouns for him because he's literally a pride parade personified and therefore all of them are correct. You don't get that type of chaotic fun just anywhere.
He is truly living my dream, presenting as whatever gender they want depending on what's more convenient and/or funnier in the moment. Super useful, for things like gathering intel and terrorizing Feng Xin by being a woman.
And I personally think we should crown her the new emperor. She'd look significantly better on that throne, with her Barbie-like radiance and flourishing Kenergy.
Rating: 20/10
🖤 Ming Yi 🖤
Listen, I hate to say it because I like a sunshine x grump moment as much as the next gay but he's just... not giving what he thinks he's giving. Everyone is whispering ominously about him having some dark devastating secret but MY point is no matter how big his boobs are in his female form, Shi Qingxuan could do better. I'm sorry. She really could.
Rating: 4/10
💙 Lang Qianqiu 💙
Just an honest man with good intentions and a sickass fucking sword. He did NOT hesitate to attack the infamous Crimson Rain Sought Flower on SIGHT and I respect a quick decisionmaker, even if it shows some himbo tendencies. He also has the same distinct energy as Fred from Scooby Doo.
Rating: 6/10
💚 Qi Rong 💚
He's got some odd dietary and moral choices going on. Definitely. But he's just such a fun villain!!! Being Xie Lian's nr 1 source of migraines SHOULD make me like him less but I'm sorry, every time he was on screen I was LIVING. He would do numbers on reality TV. Someone put this guy on Kitchen Nightmares, I need to see him 1v1 Gordon Ramsay.
Rating: 7/10
🌚 Jun Wu 🌚
He has his emperor status & DILF card going for him but something about this man just ain't right. If he came to a party I was attending I would cover my drink is all I'm saying.
Rating: 2/10
🔥Pei Ming🔥
I don't know much about him besides he had that one shady empolyee or whatever (could not hear the plot over the deafening sound of Hua Cheng's yearning) but I'm partial to a good manwhore character. The thought of people praying to him like "Hugh Mungus, who art in heaven-" really tickles me.
I know he's probably straight but I headcanon him as at the very least bi-curious because you can't be that hot with that much game and not use it for evil. (That evil being causing large scale gay awakenings among his soldiers.)
Rating: 7/10
❓Pei Xiu❓
Unreliable, unimportant, unattractive, unemployed.
I remember not a singular thing about him besides fucking up Xie Lian's daughter's life and also being on my last nerve from the jump. If you're going to be evil at like least be memorable about it, you know? You can't be a bad person and a bad character at the same time. Pick a struggle.
Rating: 1/10
📚 Ling Wen 📚
I heard she committed some war crimes but honestly if I had to do an entire realm's tax returns by myself AND teach Pei Ming how to read (I refuse to believe that man is literate, just look at him) I would want to rage on occasion too. I hope she has a hot wife waiting for her at home to give her massages after carrying the whole system on her back all day. It's what she deserves.
Rating: 8/10
Thank you for reading!! Opinions might change once I read the books but as of now this is it. Remembering everyone's names has been a journey and a half so this post is sponsored by @kirstenly 's character cheat sheet go look at it! and everything else too!!!
#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#xie lian#hua cheng#feng xin#mu qing#shi qingxuan#ming yi#lang qianqiu#qi rong#jun wu#pei ming#pei xiu#ling wen#sorry for the long post#im just obsessed
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Can we see what your to do request list looks like?🥰
Hi lovely anon, why yes you may! I won’t give away the storylines but here are the general points of what is awaiting you:
So far I have:
George- cosy Christmas smut
Fred- sad/heartwarming Christmas
Fred- action/ angst with happy ending
Dad to be!Fred
Dad!Fred x muggle!reader
Fred- Prefect!Reader
Twins infidelity angst
Platonic twin fic with vampire!Professor
Fred- Slytherin!Reader
Stepdad!Fred
Absolute Weasley twin filth smutfest
X2 Vulnera Sanentur AU’s with the twins
Twin!Reader x twins (slight angst with happy ending)
A very mixed bunch!! They aren’t listed in order and I also have a few of my own fics that I’m working on but I have to say that a lot of the above requests are quite large and detailed so they might take a while to get through!
Emeritus 🖤
#emeritusemeritus#emeritusemerituswrites#harry potter#fred weasley#fred weasley x reader#george weasley#George Weasley reader#Weasley twins#Weasley twins x reader#request#upcoming requests
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Inspired by a song I heard.
We got kicked outta fuckin’ Denny’s
For stackin’ syrup like we had pennies
We went rollerblading
But I broke both my knees
We kissed in the rain
You said “Oops, I sneezed”
We drank Faygo from a crusty shoe
Told your mom we met on Tinder 2
Say hey to Smash Mouth by the fried shit tent
They’re singin’ “All Star” with no goddamn intent
I hope your vape explodes inside your ass
I hope your stepdad calls you “fuckin’ trash”
I hope your therapist ups and quits
I hope your toilet breaks mid-shit
I hope you spill Busch Light on your balls
At the demolition derby next to St. Paul
I hope your ex writes fanfic about your dick
I hope Bigfoot finds you and calls you a prick
We got tattoos of Sonic’s ass
Yours got infected, mine didn’t
We played Uno with your aunt on meth
She thinks the moon’s just Walmart’s breath
Your mixtape sucked, your rhymes were weak
Still blamed me for your Spotify streak
We slow danced to The Used in CVS
By condoms and pregnancy test regrets
I hope your iPhone autocorrects “love” to “dumb whore”
I hope your vape turns your voice into nu-metal core
I hope your grandma finds your OnlyFans
And your uncle joins a jug band of angry trans bans
I hope you choke on a scaldin’ Pop-Tart
At your cousin’s fifth wedding in a Walmart lot
I hope your dreams all get narrated by Fred Durst
And you cry to Avril till your face fuckin’ bursts
And no—this ain’t petty, it’s goddamn prophecy
I hope your Roomba falls in love with a dead rat
I hope your sage burns backwards
And your car gets haunted by your scene phase tracks
I hope Guy Fieri blacklists your ass from Flavortown
I hope you slip in the mall and crack your fuckin’ crown
I hope Fall Out Boy writes you a diss track
And your future kid looks just like Chad Kroeger’s back
Hope your playlist only plays Creed and Staind
Hope you’re too sexy for your GED and too dumb to explain
Hope your nightmares all got Smash Mouth live
Hope you trip at the fair and just barely survive
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TBH im begging that there isnt another qtubbo romance plot like please no
there are so many far more interesting aspects to qtubbo than romance with npcs
having fun convos and hanging out with a friendly npc that also likes create would be so much better
OR my dream scenario is they continue with romance but its kinda awkward and qtubbo realises that the feelings arent actually romantic and he just assumed they were becasue he was told by others so we get cannonical aro qtubbo
Dude You're So based and so fucking true,
if anything I find it more aggravating that tubbo interacted with an npc, simply flirted, and everyone's first conclusion was sunny has a new stepdad or it would never be frubbo.
Like what bro can't flirt??? if anything I find that as a new obsession, like oh this Bunny's whole thing is my favorite mod or he's like all about engineering and that is my favorite thing and I need to know more about you
And I too want canonical aro Tubbo. I think it would heal so much and also force people to see tubbo as his own character, f he has this like oh shit I don't actually like you not in that way at least I just feel like it'd be really cool to see. Because half of frubbo was people telling turbo "oh my gosh you have a boyfriend!!! Ooooo" but then again maybe I just can't tell what evolves into just a platonic relationship or a romantic relationship, maybe it's just the autism. But seriously aromantic tubbo is also my dream scenario. I think about it all.
then again with persuasion it takes a bit for me to even consider that Fred and Tubbo had like a romantic thing going on, I always saw it as platonic, like oh I want to get to know you, I want to be friends with you. and then it became romantic it didn't sit well with me because it felt too rushed. but that's just like a me thing lol.
#qsmp tubbo#tubbo#asks#i just dont get it personally#like bro cant flirt with people????#and it not automatically be seen as oh he wants relationship or oh he's trying to find a replacement
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step!fred has me whippeddddxd love to see more

☆。° stepdad!Fred who loves your mini skirt !
cw: 18+!, mdni, large age gap, Fred is married to your mother, no real smut but still sexual, inappropriate touching, slightly controlling Fred
a/n: not sure if you meant you wanted stepdad!Fred, but then i remembered that’s the only step version of Fred i’ve written 😭 if my guess was wrong though feel free to correct me ! proofread once lmao
You smiled as you looked at yourself through your pocket make-up mirror. Your lips shiny with a light pinkish-red lipgloss. Cheeks dusted with a light pink blush and lashes lifted, courtesy of your step father, Fred, whom gave you the money to get them done.
“Do i look good?” You asked teasingly as you felt Fred’s presence behind you. Closing your makeup mirror and throwing it back into your purse that hung from your arm. Smile forming on your face as you looked at your done up form in your body length mirror and saw Fred leaning against the structure of your door.
“Yeah, look real good beauty.” He praised, his eyes roaming up and down your simple but done up attire you had on for the concert you were going to- also thanks to Fred paying for your tickets. His eyes lingering on your miniskirt.
You smirked as you saw his eyes remain on your short skirt. Grinning cheekily as you fluffed up your hair. “Like my new skirt?” You asked, giggling with faux innocence.
Fred raised a brow at your amusement. Chuckling slightly as he walked up behind you. His hand finding your shoulder and rubbing small circles with his thumb. “Mhm.” He murmured as he looked down at the denim fabric you were wearing around your hips. “The skirt looks beautiful on you.”
You smiled, heart swelling at his words as your cheeky smile grew. Instinctively biting your nail to try and remain nonchalant, but failing as you felt his hand push past the fabric and rub up and down your ass. His voice dropping lower as he spoke with a smirk into your ear.
“Gets me fucking excited,” He whispered, placing a soft kiss to your neck as he brought his hand down to teasingly run the pad of his fingers up and down your clothed cunt. Free hand moving to firmly hold your waist.
You whimpered as you tightened your thighs around his hand. Your hand coming to hold onto his on your waist as heat quickly rushed down to your core. Knees already threatening to give out.
“Y-yeah?” You mumbled. Mind hazy with shy excitement as your pussy clenched around nothing and panties got damp with your arousal.
“Yeah,” He confirmed, breath hot against your neck before he pulled away, eliciting a whine from you as you furrowed your brows. Smug smirk making its way to Fred’s face as he observed the mess he already made of you. “Which means other guys’ll get excited to.” He said as he placed his hand back onto your shoulder. Using his other hand to cup your chin in between his fingers and turn your face towards his.
“So if you be a good girl and change this skirt before you leave and enjoy the concert, i’ll give you a nice ‘surprise’ when you get back.” He said, smirk still plastered on his face though softer as he looked at you and into your eyes. “K?” He questioned, cocking a brow slightly before chuckling as he watched you frantically nod ‘yes’. Moving his hand back down to place a light smack to your ass. “Good girl… And put this skirt back on when you get back home f’me.”
₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . written by enzosbabyangel, 2025 on tumblr! © do not repost on any third party website or repost as yours. Doing so will result in me blocking you and reporting.
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can you imagine in the tubborucho ex au fred seeing the baby who looks ODDLY SIMILIAR to the island resident they have fallen in love with and they ask cucurucho who its parents are and cucurucho is like "classified" as it's bottle feeding them
ADSAFGD your boss has a baby that looks oddly like your crush and gets nervous whenever you mention it. Also, your boss keeps finding excuses to visit him way more than any other resident.
could you imagine tubbo finding out about the baby, the most awkward co-parenting you've ever seen as they try and figure out gets the baby when. All while sunny's trying to make up for her missing dads by getting two stepdads because if Cucurucho's the boss of this island they has to be getting paid well.
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wait people actually see quackity and wilbur as tubbos dads? i'm genuinely really surprised about that.
like didn't q separate tubbo and fred which lead to tubbo hating/not liking q? i don't even watch tubbo and even i know that q and tubbo being father/son is the biggest bullshit to ever exist. unless they want to make q the ''evil overprotective dad'' (just writing that feels wrong) than it just doesn't make sense? although the idea is actually kinda funny.
also wilbur? i'm pretty sure he hasn't logged on in like forever. either people are too stuck in the dsmp days, or they don't understand what godparents/godchildren mean. i'd understand it if it's like death family with tubbo since he's chayannes and tallulahs godfather but full on wilbur is tubbos dad? wild 😭😭
anyway i hope tubbo has a gay sex orgy with the whole server.
Quackity is both from a carry over from people who headcanoned him as Tubbo’s stepdad during manburg days, people who thought of Quackity and Wilbur as being like his dad both during pogtopia and las nevadas. WIlbur and Quackity being called Tubbo’s dads is actually hugely common it happens constantly, there was people saying it about Tubbo before he ever joined the server. People have also been calling Tubbo one of the children of Luckity recently, so that’s another hit for Quackity. There’s a lot of jokes out there about Tubbo and Tilin being siblings, for ages now, I even saw jokes during the Fred kidnapping about Quackity being a bad dad.
Wilbur also just kinda looks similar enough to Tubbo and that kinda does it a majority of the time (poor baghera), some people also thought it was cute because Wilbur kinda treated Tubbo like a child the one day he was back. Also that last line is whiplash
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something about how everyone jumped down to comfort Tubbo after he found out Fred rejected him makes my little found family heart so unreasonably happy
just a guy with his dad, his two stepdads/uncles his brother and his sister crying over getting rejected at the bottom of the sea.
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Sugar Baby Lunar AU thing
Imagine Glamrock Freddy finding out his new stepdad is younger than him by 2 years and just- having a crisis over it lol
Freddy: eh, weirder love has happened
Glamrock Freddy: LIKE WHAT
Freddy, pointing at KC who looks like the Rake but with Pants, a hat, and thicc:
Glamrock Freddy blushing: that's different
Freddy: okay looks aside but..., SHE'S 30 YOU ARE BUT 22
Circus Baby: he has a point Fred...
#sugar baby lunar au#sun and moon show#incorrect sams quotes#sams#sun and moon show lunar#sams lunar#fnaf lunar#lunar fnaf#sams golden freddy#golden freddy#lunar x golden freddy#goldenstar#circus baby and glamrock freddy show#circus baby#cbagfs#glamrock freddy#fnaf glamrock freddy#sams killcode#sun and moon show killcode#kill code moon#killcode moon#thicc killcode#freddy and funtime freddy show#Glamrock Freddy x killcode#murderbear
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If I have the funds I'm gonna have my stepdad take me to Fred Meyer and hmart next week for supplies (it's too overwhelming for me to go to the first one alone usually)
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She started beating up boys who were being homophobic (and transmisogynist in a way) to her brother and it just kind of exploded into wanting to End any type of person who reminded her of Fred’s bullies (and her shitty stepdad)
Freddi is just kind of an overprotective, overbearing son of a bitch who just has a hate-on for abusive dads/spouses/boyfriends. The other way, too (as in, other genders), it’s just she’s also a man-hating dyke and I love that for her
(She’s also a guy. And a butch bisexual. They exist. Maybe she’d be ok if her dad played catch w her out in the yard)
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Since fred is most likely dead.... I mean fired
I have words
Even tho sunny calling fred her stepdad is cute it still makes me itch that people see fred as the solution to all of tubbos problems....
It makes me itch honestly. We've seen me genuinely tweaking before and I don't wanna lose my shit again.
But I will still make it known that it makes me sad that Hes expected to be fine now. Like morning crew I can kinda let them pass not knowing what's wrong cuz tubbo is very good at hiding his real feelings. But sunny saw first hand how bad he was that not even his friends saw that it makes me sad. But also shes a baby so I'm not that mad???
Like sunny wants a big family like her siblings and she knows tubbo cares for fred but no. No i all I will say lmao. On top of that tubbo already said no to that lol
Tubbo is very sad and mentally ill and I'll always remember how not well he is. No amount of relationship can just heal him and I will always always bring up how not good he is.
Also he said put a pause on that, in fact he immediately said no when talking about fred being a stepdad. I SWEAR IF IT BECOMES A THING WHERE EVERYONE STARTS CALLING FRED SUNNY'S STEPDAD IM EATTING THE FLOOR
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