The audacity of this chump. If ever you feel like you're stealing a living, like you should be contributing more to society, if the productivity guilt of late-stage capitalism gnaws away, insidiously, at the edges of your conscience, cast your mind back to this footage. Munching on the crop like he pays the bills.
A dog eating a tomato? A dog stealing a tomato? That is the question on everybody's lips this Wednesday, October 18.