Eddie: Hey, so, this is me letting you know I'm in the ER. Because I knew you'd be fuckin pissed if I didn't tell you.
Steve: What the fuck?! Are you okay? I can be there in 10
Eddie: NO
Eddie: DON'T COME HERE
Steve: ???
Eddie: ...
Steve: What the fuck did you do
Eddie: Funny story actually! So yknow how its a big joke that I'll stick my dick in anything??
Steve: Oh god. Do I even wanna hear the rest of this?
Eddie: Well the canned cranberry sauce was a very good idea - swear to god. Warm, gooey, etc etc
Eddie: But I definitely should've taken it out of the can first
Steve: Did you... did you slice your dick on a full can of cranberry sauce?
Eddie: Well... tis the season and all, Steve-o
Steve: You deserve this.
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Eddie: I've been expecting you, Steve.
Steve: How did you do that without turning around?
Eddie: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.
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Tbh, Eddie has such poltergeist energy.
Wayne is used to him, but imagine Steve's learning curve after Eddie moves in (it just happens slowly and with no conversation) and Steve keeps finding opened doors and cupboards everywhere. Mugs all over the house, including in the bathroom, ashtray in the bathtub, blankets hanging on doors, plates under armchairs, his cologne on a shelf in the living-room.
'That damned notebook that had all my notes for the new campaign' goes missing for three whole agonizing days. As much as Eddie insists on it being in an obvious place, Steve comes across it while looking for some frozen pizza: tucked between a box of pepperoni and some long forgotten peas.
He says nothing, just grabs things and puts them in their place or just tells Eddie where he can find them. How could he say anything when for the first time his house looks and feels lived in.
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Robin adding flames to an already existing fire
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this is how every single byler fight goes btw
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@mlchaelwheeler @mychemical-ronance for you鉁笍鉁笍
They're iconic! Original
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If I had a nickel for every ship I liked involving 80s nostalgia and a guy named Eddie, I鈥檇 have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it鈥檚 weird it happened twice.
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