Nancy, sitting on the couch: I wonder what Robin's doing?
*in robins room*
Robin: Simparica Trio should not be taken if you are allergic to it or any of its ingredients.
Robin: Was that word for word or what?
Eddie: Dude, I totally zoned out. Do it again!
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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.
Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.
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Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?
Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.
Nancy: What?? Why??
Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.
Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.
Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.
Eddie : it's a win-win.
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Steve: I love murder mysteries
Eddie, trying to impress Steve: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Imagine Steve finding out Eddie’s birth name is actually Theodore and he insists on calling him Theodore for a week straight as revenge for the many times Eddie has called him Steven.
Theodore turns to ‘Theodorable’ just to make Eddie roll his eyes, but then he just calls him Theo for a while and Eddie is really growing sick of it. To the point where he’s got Steve pinned to the wall growling in his ear about how “pretty boys usually have manners.”
Steve feeling as bratty as ever responds with “Yes Theodore anything for you Theodore.” <3
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Steve, has a seizure and passes out
Steve, wakes up in the hospital
Steve, immediately clocking the worry on Eddie’s face and unable to look away
Steve, forcing a smile: “sorry for being so dramatic. I was just bored and wanted out of the house.”
Eddie, making a choked sound
Eddie, glancing at Dustin who has very red eyes
Eddie: “you know you could have just asked me to take you on a drive.”
Steve, snorting: “we do that all the time. I wanted something different. This car made a cool noise.”
Dustin: “Seriously, Steve?”
Steve, pouting: “I just wanted to go in the wee-woo wagon.”
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Steve and Eddie are trapped in an enclosed space together.
Steve: I spy with my little eye, something-
Eddie: Is it my shoe?
Steve: Yeah :(
Eddie: Okay, I spy with my little eye, something we definitely don't have.
Steve: Ooh, is it hope?
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Steve: Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Eddie: Hmmm, I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you decide.
Steve: Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Eddie: Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party. Babe I love you so much
Steve: no,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just. Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Eddie: I prefer you just the way you are
Steve: Oh my god. Hey Rob, red or black shirt
Robin: Black the red makes you look like a bitch
Steve: Thank you
Robin: No problem
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They have been dating for a year, Steve almost dumps him for it
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