#stupid pictures

[krumpkin]

They should use this for littering 😁

[thephantomsdream]

Soap: What did you do on break, Lt?

Ghost: Rode my bike and slept in an alleyway behind a bar.

Gaz: Checks out... (leaves the room)

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Want to know what I really did?

Soap: (immediately interested)

Soap: Yeah!

Ghost: (pulls out his phone)

Ghost: (shows picture of him having someone cuddled up next to him, both under a blanket, two switches in hand, both on the Stardew Valley logo screen)

Soap: (his smile falls immediately)

Soap: Wh—

Ghost: I played Stardew Valley with the missus.

Soap: The mi—?!

Ghost: Planted crops, went to the mines...

Ghost: (swipes through more pictures of them playing)

Soap: (stunned silence)

Ghost: Upgraded the house for the missus, made some town friends... (screenshots of more gameplay)

Soap: Wait—

Ghost: Even fishing. (shows a picture of him catching a legendary fish)

Ghost: The missus doesn't like fishing. (clicks his tongue) Caught them all though. (nods to himself)

Ghost: (smirks) Want to know why I'm telling you this?

Soap: (still stunned, but nods)

Ghost: Because nobody will believe you.

Ghost: (starts deleting all pictures in front of Soap)

Soap: (pained gasp)

Soap: Ye monster.

[teaboot]

Any tips for being a suicidal 15 year old?

When I was a suicidal 15 year old everyone told me “it gets better”, and it sounded like bullshit. And frankly, it still sounds like bullshit. Like oh, what, I’m living in hell and you’re not gonna help me or *do* anything or give me any useful advice and I’m supposed to just hang in there on the nebulous, pithy promise that things are just gonna work out on their own? And you can’t tell me how or why, I’m just supposed to take it on the faith that I don’t have that something might change in ways I haven’t considered?

But yeah. It does. And it’s frustrating as hell.

Yes, things are gonna get better, and they’re gonna get better in ways I can’t describe even after experiencing it myself. Things you don’t even know CAN be different WILL be different. One day you’re just going to step outside and realize things got better somewhere and you didn’t even notice it happening.

And there’s really nothing I can say that makes that sound even a little bit believable.

I guess all I can tell you is that you have to want to believe it.

[ruushes]

no one's ever done it like them (derogatory)

[the-wheels-on-the-bus111]

I overpaid for a camera and now I’m just taking random pictures

[highly-illogical]

captain james t cunt of the mothership enterpussy and his first officer mr. serve

[nyehhehhehs]

Someone said “chara jealousy arc” and after thinking about it for one second, I decided that no, they all should be friends :]! /lh

(Context for the first picture just in case, I made a small comic of Papyrus driving with Asriel, he was rather unsuccessful in coming out safely)

(Chara wasn’t in it, they just happen to coincidentally share a hospital room)

[ssmashley]

HIMMMMMMMMM

[mgdn]

[krumpkin]

I have a feeling this picture has been digitally altered 🤔

[tikuscore]

fat baby V1

[lesbianseaweed]

[shigeoreum]

Loved how the answers to V’ger and Spock’s question of “Is this all that I am?” lie in such human concepts of love, acceptance, union. The completion of their sense of selves are not dependent on the two men, but rather so much more fulfilling, real, and tangible through loving them and everything that comes with doing so.

Side note: love being a want or need for union is a philosophical take i don’t 100% agree with (narratively speaking it’s so romantic, though, especially in this movie’s context LOL), but Marilyn Friedman’s twist on love as more of a separate, “third” unified entity (a federation of the lovers’ selves) was fun to think about ^_^

[cinnamnt]

date with kaz

[pastabaguette]

a slew of old and unfinished artwork.

[mrbrightxside]

💥 More Gen Z Bill 💥

I needed to post so here's some art slop for I finally learned how to draw right [au by @dyellogin the coolest ever 🔥!]

+ Feat. Bill as Patrick Bateman 🪓

Also yes he is on what I call my "Wall of Shame" and an unfinished photocard