#sun sign compatability is bullshit

[we-are-inevitable]

jack is the one who believes in zodiac signs and astrology. davey is the one who thinks it’s complete bullshit.

but davey is also the one who searches up taurus and cancer zodiac compatibility when he’s first developing his crush on jack, just on the off chance that the stars really do have something to do with his love life. and davey is also the one who is so much of a realist that he thinks jack’s ramblings about star, moon, and sun signs are stupid, but god if he doesn’t love listening. and davey is the one to secretly look through the astrology memes that jack posts to his instagram story, just to learn more insight on how jack sees himself, based on which memes he relates to.

and davey doesn’t believe in astrology. he doesn’t think that the stars can dictate who he loves, how he loves, what he loves- he doesn’t think that his life can be tied to something as lofty as space and birth.

but listening to jack ramble on about it, and realizing that jack believes in this because it helps him make sense out of the world- helps him make sense out of himself- makes davey realize that maybe he can make an exception to the belief.

[rescue-ram]

Nonsense thought, but Frank and Margaret have such fire sign4fire sign bullshit going on to me. Like consider Aries!Frank/Leo!Margaret and tell me that doesn't fit their vibes...

(also if I had to pick, Margaret would be Libra Moon Virgo Rising, and Frank would be Pisces Moon Capricorn Rising)

Further breakdown of astrological nonsense:

I think they are a chaotic fire4fire couple because they are so similar they horseshoe theory around to being "so compatible they're incompatible".

Likewise, Aries and Leo are both leadership oriented signs, but the stereotype would be Aries wants it more but Leo is actually the better leader, and I think that suits their vibes. The stereotype is Aries is more impulsive and emotionally driven, erring towards clinginess and judgmentalness, while Leo is more bossy.

For Margaret, I wanted to pick a Moon sign in a house ruled by Venus to emphasize her feminine and romantic side, and while she has the stubbornness in spades lol she is not family oriented enough to be a Taurus lol, so Libra it is. Loving, caring, aesthetically oriented, and also gossipy and dramatic lol. Then Virgo ascendant again for her femininity but also her professionalism, dedication, and attention to detail.

For Frank, I picked Capricorn for his rising sign because the stereotype of Capricorns is they're conservative and obsessed with money and status, and it has a slightly malevolent energy because of the association with Saturn, and I thought that fit well with how he comes off to others. Then Pisces Moon both for the contrast with his Sun sign, relating to his inner conflict, and also because he's very sensitive and emotional. The negative stereotype about Pisces is they're whiny, passive, or guillable which also kinda tracks for how he acts when he drops the tough guy front lol 🥲

[astrologgeek]

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[piratadelamor]

people make the most stupid posts talking nonsense about astrology and everybody is :O

[aquataurian]

Heyllo guys! Back after longgg time with astrology observations. So there y'all go.

#5 ASTRO OBSERVATIONS

Aries moons are my people. They're just so true to themselves and others and if there had to be a 'true honest' placement to exist, it is aries moon. They can see the truth and they always stand for it no matter what. Very strong opinions and their brutality shows once they think you're doing something wrong. They are like so trustworthy at a point when you would realize they're the only people who you can "always" count on. Both my mom and dad have this placement so i know very well.

Virgo moons are sometimes fake. They do know what they're doing tho and yes they do worry alot but you can't always count on them coz they have a jealous nature somewhere and it's rare you find a true friend in them. They are absolutely hardworking but sometimes they do show off by lying to some extent. I'm sorry but i really do love you guys for your great intellect.

Gemini moons are so manipulative. Omg these people act so innocent but they be knowing everything about you and what you really are and so clever they will manipulate. This placement not always stands up for the truth and they infact are the biggest criminals if they tolerate injustice as marked by subash chandra bose. When it comes to trust, I don't trust you guys. I live and let live :)

Aquarius moons are also somewhat like gemini moons but they are so scattered in their personalities which makes them less likely to be manipulative. They are good people man. Better than gemini moons atleast hahah.

Aquarius sun. So recently a few months back I finally met someone like me, an aquarius man. I didn't have any aquarius friends and I didn't really know if all this stereotypes were actually true. They are true. But to some extent. He's an aqua sun wid an aries moon. And yes he's so exciting, humorous, energetic and so truthful and trustworthy omg. We met in such an unusual way and we shared many things in common. Moreover our bdays are in the same week! 7th feb and 9th feb. So yeah, I'd just say one thing that Aquarius and Aquarius compatibility works. Infact very well. This is a real life experience and we're in love wid each other rn.

I have a soft spot for all the Taurus suns out there. I'm a taurus moon and the level of comfort vibes we get from each other is soo goood. My two brothers are Taurus suns but different moon sign. And that doesn't matter much actually coz I observed something similar between them. They are my cousins so I get to meet them twice a year on occasions and we share alot of hugs and cuddles whenever we are together. I don't have sibling so when I'm with them, there's an urge inside of me to kind of have that brother-sister love. And this isn't just about my brothers. I've some guy friends who are taurus and they all make me feel so comfortable and good. They're trustworthy af.

And now if I talk about taurus sun women, I mean older women, like my english teacher, she is so open minded I love it. Generally taurus suns are stereotyped as narrow minded but irl I've never met a taurus sun who is not open minded. They are very accepting of new ideas and innovation. Ah and one similarity I noticed that these open minded taurus suns who I've met and connected with have air moons.

Capricorn men are gentlemen. I mean it. I've a great friend who has a cap sun wid scorpio moon and he is so generous and truthful. But ofc, there is some hidden depth inside of him which he doesn't let anyone knows about. But we're greaaat friends and he makes me feel at home.

Virgos are so against astrology I mean they hear something about this and they're like 'ah that's all bullshit'. Especially virgo suns. My dad doesn't get all this. And even some friends who think it's just a made up story.

Aquariuses are very open to astrology I've seen this alot. We don't believe this is all true. We simply try to connect the dots. We observe and we don't force ourselves to relate. Astrology observations are just observations. It's a simple thing. I don't believe in astrology. I just observe and if it connects in some way or even if it contradicts it, I write it down here. Nonetheless, these are real life observations.

I've seen scorpios find capricorns intimidating and vice versa? Provided they have the same moon sign element.

Gemini suns are awesome. I recently went on a trek and this guy was so friendly and great to talk to. We made friends wid him and omg the bond we created in just a one day trek! Gemini stereotypes as far as I've observed are freakin true.

I know I don't write much about leo, libra, sag and pisces placements and that's because I don't have much people havin those placements. But since I added this as a point, it has a reason. I've observed pisces placements are shy when you're talkin for the first time. Libras are not that trustworthy, I just don't engage much wid them. I don't have many leos in my life coz after once that I've engaged wid them, that's it. They mind their own business so well. And sag is just sag. Carefree and crazy. Love y'all.

Aries suns are so immature at times but if you give them a little sympathy and make them understand just like a child, they will understand. I did this wid one of my aries friend and she's so cute she cried when she lost in go-karting.

So I noticed this thing twice. A man dates a woman who has the same sun sign as his rising sign, fell in love and are in a serious relationship rn. He's a libra rising wid gemini sun and moom and dates a libra sun women. The same thing happened wid me hahah. He's an aquarius rising and sun and I'm an aquarius sun. This synastry works I guess.

So that's it for this post!

Hope you enjoyed reading my content.

[mimibabbles]

astrology observations 2

🔮 neptune in 2nd can manifest face dysmorphia/having self-worth issues

🔮 gemini placements are usually compatible with every sign

🔮 taurus venus people do not like casual hook-ups/they're more into traditional relationships

🔮 mercury-saturn natives may feel like they can't express themselves.

🔮 leo risings have big heads. like actually big heads, and so much hair. just like a lion.

🔮 asc-mars people can come across as aggressive/full of energy or can look like they want to kill you for no reason

🔮 though virgo and gemini moon natives' thoughts are extremely fucking scattered, they can handle it. while virgo moons are more pessimistic and overthinkers, gemini moons are more optimistic and share their feelings more.

🔮 for libra's suns/moons/risings, it's all about harmony and balance. That is why they are good lawyers, that is why their instagram pages look so aesthetic, that is why they are really good at picking colours that look good together.

🔮 jupiter enlarges whichever house it's in, so men with 8th house jup/jupiter-mars aspects are p-a-c-k-i-n-g-g-g-g-g, (even if it's not that big, trust me, their drive and endurance will make it up for it lmao *winky face*)

🔮 aries mercuries... if you ever interrupt me while I'm speaking EVER again... we're going to have some problems... (i know you are enthusiastic about sharing your thoughts, just slow down while you speak gurl i don't understand a word you are saying)

🔮 cancer dsc, stop the "i can fix him" concept and find someone who is worth your time!!

🔮 my cap mars babies, stop being so harsh on yourselves when you can't achieve a goal, take your time and you will try another time! saturn is a tough planet to deal with, but it's going to reward you in the end!

🔮 scorpio prominent placements see through your bullshit, do not try to play games with them.

[venusfun]

☀️💗Astrology notes💗☀️

Notes are based of my experience and opinions. Don't take anything too seriously. Check other placements/aspects in your chart.

3rd house represents cars. What kind of cars you are more drawn to. Ex- mars in 3rd likes sports cars, Jupiter in 3rd would prefer bigger cars.

5th house also represents drinks & food. Venus in the 5th house probably likes fancy champagne and sweet chocolate, but the Mercury in the 5th would like vegetables and fruits with a lot of vitamins. Jupiter might like other country foods.

Moon/Mercury in water houses is talented at tarot.

Sun sign compatibility is bullshit. You have to check your Mars, Venus, Juno, and 7th/8th house in the natal chart, all synastry chart & composite chart.

People with asteroid Pallas in Leo are super creative, but if it aspects moon, then super insecure about it.

Any asteroid/planet that conjunct your rising sign, will always be seen in your physical appearance.

The same goes for asteroid conjunction between the sun, but it will be seen as some of your personality traits.

If asteroid academia aspects Saturn (opposition or square) then your father or another male authority figure might don't like your chosen majoring field.

Asteroid ceres also represent virginity👀

Uranus = rebellion. Uranus in 3rd house rebellious at school, Uranus in 10th house rebellious at work, etc.

As I mentioned before, 3rd house represents cars. Mars represents accidents. Having a hard aspect between Mars and 3rd house ruler could indicate having an accident involving a car. Speaking from my personal experience.

Mars can show you what kind of sports you like. Example - Mars in Libra could indicate ice skating, gymnastics (everything with balance). But if it aspects Neptune then you might only dream about being great at it.

Having many Mercury hard aspects could indicate having bad eyesight or bad memory.

Moon in Taurus or 2nd house is usually great at cooking.

12th house = hiding. Moon in 12th house- hiding your emotions. Mercury in 12th house- hiding your opinion. Sun in 12th- hiding your real personality. Etc.

3rd house shows your relationship with a cell phone,

Asteroid child (4580) can show you hints about your child's zodiac or dominant sign.

[celestewilllow]

Hi you have a nice cool informative page imo. Have you seen my chart before? If not i was wondering if you can tell me a few things like my dominant planets and if i have creative/attractive placements? Is jupiter in 8th or 9th? Would moon trine venus still have influence even at 8°? Now finally in terms of compatibility, do you have women examples big 3 for me? https://i.ibb.co/FHgPPM9/astro-2gw-darren-marquardt-24316-116785.png

I wish I had money for a reading but not during this time sorry ha. While I would appreciate it, if not totally cool I respect that. Have a wonderful day.

 Hello!! So, I’m here with the chart interpretation and answers to the questions will be right after the chart interpretation. It’s a long read, maybe grab a coffee Haha. 

Ascendant- Leo at 8 degrees (outer persona)- Attracting attention without doing anything placement. Even when you’re doing something, people seem to notice it. You could give off intimidating vibes with the Scorpio degree.

IC at Libra at 21 degrees (home life and environment, comforts)- Harmonious Home life. You appreciate spending time at home. You could also have a nice house or desire a beautiful house. People compliment you on your house or appreciate your choice regarding home or family.

  DC in Aquarius at 8 degrees( ideal partner, long-term partnerships, enemies, relationships)- Ideal partner and one on one commitments. You probably appreciate  A very open-minded person who’s also into details. when it comes to relationships, you could be the type of person who’s very accepting and needs an accepting person. Also indicates you’re kinda de-attached in a way. Saturn being the ruler indicates an older spouse or partnership later in life. You could have had to learn a lesson or deal with karma regarding relationships.

  MC in Aries at 21 degrees(career direction and force, what career you would like to have)- A fiery brave destiny for your career. You’re not afraid to fight for the career you want and you also put in the energy and work. Foreign travel is indicated. (overall chart also indicates love for travel or exploration). Could like doing work on your own ,maybe even own business.  

Sun in Capricorn at 26 degrees. sun in 6th house( earth sign in earth house at earth degree, stability, and money). 

The ruler is Saturn. Capricorns are generally very wise people. They are the old souls of the zodiac. Self-reliant and ambitious. patient and family-oriented. They also don’t tolerate bullshit. being a cardinal sign, they’re all about taking action. Want it? then stop talking and start doing kind of people. if responsibility was a game, you’d be the winner. It comes to you naturally. You are a born hustler with that 6th house and Taurus degree. True to yourself, you can withstand pressure. You could be good at financing. You can figure out what you want and know how to achieve it. You could be known for your routine, planning, or managerial qualities. You like to deliver high-quality results and you’d be utterly disappointed in yourself if you failed. You could also like to help people. What to look out for, is workaholism. It’s very important to take care of your health. 

Moon in Leo at 18 degrees. moon in the first house.

being a Leo moon, you are as warm as the sun at heart. Inner happiness and generosity are easy to find or you can create them yourself. An optimist, you put your whole heart into a relationship. Tho you would want to be as rational as possible, your emotions are on full display when you’re sensitive and comfortable with anyone. You could be a good actor lol. You are very caring and to there’s so much passion here, when approaching things that matter to you you are very gentle. What to watch out for: stubbornness or being bossy because your sun, moon and asc literally scream “ Born Leader” and there are two sides to everything. Just dropping it:)

Mercury in Capricorn at 29 degrees. Mercury in the 6th house

A Scientific Mind. Your mind is made and wired for seeing through planning. You could make a good CEO. That’s the energy from the sun, moon,asc and mercury here. mars in Aries helps a lot too. Mercury is in its natal house so your thinking and communication are very sharp and to the point. Facts and logic are only discussed in the workspace. people can always count on you. Slight nervous problems are indicated. Mercury is at a ‘critical’ degree.

Venus in Sagittarius at 9 degrees. Venus in the 5th house( venus in fire sign at fire degree in a fire house, the passion and chase)

You are a happy-go-lucky person in love. In actual work-life, if you could be serious, with your partner you prefer to have adventures and life lessons. You might like women who have a great sense of humor and is deeply philosophical. Not someone who could be figured out in one go (which is not really possible). You prefer long-term committed partnerships. You want to learn and grow together with your partner. Someone who can help you let loose, be a bit carefree and not worry about everything. You could have had many relationships, or might just seem like a person who falls in and out of love. When you are passionate, nothing stops you. You could get along with children or have a connection with them. something about travel and foreign is significant too.

 Mars in Aries at 5 degrees. mars in 9th house (mars in a fire sign in fir house at fire degree again... the drive) 

Mars in Aries in the 9th house seeks out new adventures and experiences. “You have to risk it to experience it. and you will only ever learn and grow from experience” is their mantra. Confident in your abilities, nothing can shake you off your ground. Through higher education or pursuing it could give you some sought of reputation. Very ambitious and Possessive. You want what’s yours and only should have it. Relationships created out of mere passion and procrastination should be avoided. Avoid ego and self centered-ness. He’s a fighter and likes someone who is a fighter as well. Strong sex drive and appeal.

Jupiter in Pisces at 20 degrees. Jupiter in the 8th house (Jupiter in water sign in water house at water degree...heightened intuition and sensitivity)

You attract good luck and abundance by channeling your empathetic side, which should be easy with this placement. This placement gives you an interest in spiritual knowledge and the occult. You can inspire others with your philosophy of life and death. Be wary of people being jealous of you or vice versa.

Saturn in Sagittarius at 17 degrees. Saturn in the 5th house. 

Saturn in signs can tell what way we are forced earn to control ourselves, and the house where the repression or limitation occurs. So, even if there are other planets in the 5th house, Saturn here somewhat restricts its full potential. You have your own beliefs and might sometimes find or have the need to prove them. Meditation can help you with your somewhat rebellious nature. Saturn mostly disciplines us so there are things to learn related to Sagittarian or Leonian matters. Growth through “Tough love”.

Uranus in Sagittarius at 24 degrees. Uranus in the 5th house.

Uranus represents forward innovative thinking, technology, and sudden changes. Uranus in sag makes you an optimist and someone who’s almost always has a broad mind. But, restlessness could easily get to you. Ready for courageous experiences. Sudden frequent bursts of energy. In 5th, it makes you an unusually creative person. There’s originality in your art. You might have secret talents that surprise people. Your love life could be off the track or go through sudden changes. It could have a 

Neptune in Capricorn at 6 degrees. Neptune in the 5th house.

imagination is Intensified, especially in creative pursuits. You could be good at concealing things, or you could make a good liar. You possibly dream of status and wealth. Even if you are not completely in, the opposite sex is somewhat invested in you. You know how to give attention in a way that people remember it. 

Pluto, north node and Chiron interpretations are different for everyone, and they are far more personal individual experiences, so I’ll leave the themes regarding them below. Hopefully, you can figure out how each plays a role in your life.

Pluto in Scorpio at 9 degrees. Pluto in the 4th house 

Pluto is the planet of dark secrets, death, and transformation. But fear not, it’s also like the first break of light at dawn. That is if we are ready to embrace the journey it will take us on. It enables our soul to transform. Here, home and family bonds are the focus. Power struggles or deep transformations in home life could happen after certain truths have been said or any from the past comes to light. Emotional intensity.

North node in Aries at 15 degrees. North node in 9th house

north node denotes purpose, which manifests in different ways for different people. NN in Aries Asks you to embrace the Arian energy more with the strength you already have pertaining to a south node in libra. Justice is important to you, and you could be a giving person. Learning more and focusing on self needs and your soul mission is what you could probably learn.

Chiron in Gemini at 16 degrees. Chiron in the 11th house

Chiron represents our deepest wounds in this lifetime. whether we decide to heal them or not is totally up to us. Chiron in Gemini in 11th points to feelings of unintelligence or miscommunication among the community. You could be smart, but never actually felt like that or people always overlook it. Themes- communication, intelligence, community, internet, technology, self-doubt.

Fortune in Capricorn in 6th house- You could be lucky with jobs or at work with your hard work and maturity. 

Dominant planets- Mars, Jupiter, Pluto(all in the signs of their rulership- mars in Aries, Jupiter in Pisces, and Pluto in Scorpio).

creative/attractive placements- Your Leo moon and rising is naturally a charismatic and creative placement. (discussing both of which relate to physical beauty and an attractive aura)-

Venus trine ascendant

Venus trine mars

Pluto sextile neptune 

ascendant trine mars

sun conjunct mercury

Moon trine Venus (at orb 8 degrees)- So this can fit into the charming placements category. 8 degrees orb is not the strongest (0,1,2,3 orbs are strong aspects) one, but it nevertheless supports emotional harmony in relationships.  But since the moon is in a square with Pluto (which is also at an 8-degree orb) there could be conflict in emotions between keeping the harmony and acting out of passion or intensity. 

Yes, Jupiter is in 8th. The interpretation was given above:)

Compatibility- Based on your Juno and descendant sign- I would match you with a 

Virgo sun, Libra moon, and libra rising. or 

a Capricorn sun libra moon and libra rising. 

Vigo/Capricorn sun with Sagittarius moon and libra rising.

Have a great day/night :)

[syubub]

May 13th Reading

Definitely long awaited and way bigger than I intended it to be so buckle up.

Funky disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only and not to be taken as fact! This is my interpretation of the cards!

Oh boy. The continuation of yoongis soulmate saga.

(Note frome future me: it's not proofread but I'm hungry. Sorry for mistakes!)

So so so so

Let's start.

I started with all the normal jazz. Connecting with his energy and shit. Same as usual same old same old. Platform= same same. I was like, "hey, let's talk about your soulmate and the whole may 13th shit" and we connected via energy stringy thing to the forehead and such. I was intresting bc my end of the string was kinda my energy color! Neato. Looks like some rest has really done me good!

Okay, here's where I start actually asking shit. I made notes at this point before the reading as I usually do. I'm just gonna insert the screen shot here.

The 14 thing really fucked me up. You'll see later. Also, when I got the whole Pisces Jupiter thing I had to do me some googling bc we established that Jupiter went into Pisces ON May 13th so I was like?? Am I missing something?

I was. I forgot that it goes retrograde and then co.es back to Pisces on December 28th. And I do indeed think it to be significant.

The shit about temperance makes a lot of sense. In yoongis first soulmate read I flipped my shit bc he was like, "You're gonna get temperance reverse" in regards to a card for his soulmate and I was like "pft whatever. Don't play me like that"

And then I got temperance reverse. It's been a significant card from the jump.

I asked him if he had any advice for his soulmate and that's what "Don't wait for big things, you'll miss the small ones that lead you to bigger things" and "Look for facts before assuming" and "Don't try pushing it, forcing it won't make sense" and "A spade is a spade/ ace is an ace" and "Don't make ill informed guesses" all were

Now this part:

"Union has happened , yet to on the physical"

Gave me some hints thankfully because he straight up said no more hints.

This ties back into the whole Jupiter thing too. The seeds are/ have been planted and now they have to grow before they can be harvested.

Well Mr. Yoongi, I'm impatient and I don't want to wait. I want to see you in love pronto.

Anyways

He showed me a little dream box/ trinket box looking thing and a super vague Keychain with no further explanation... so... there's that I guess.

I can't quite decide if "Don't make ill informed guesses" was a tongue-in-cheek pike at me or if it was genuine advice to his soulmate? He just loves to not explain things.

Now let's begin the monster read.

So. The first row of cards

I asked the question, "what the fuck was May 13th and what was it's purpose in regards to your connection"

Important is what it was lol. I interpret this as them finding their footing and this being the starting point of the genuine foundation being layer. Like they've been manifesting eachother for a while but May 13th marked the start of them making the real life changes in their actual lives that will be the set up for them meeting.

The seven of coins is about thoughtful planning and creating security/ stable plan. The tower is essentially ripping away anything and everything that was built on unstable foundation and challenging/ testing your character (an extremely rude awakeing if you will). Judgement is releasing the past so you can rise above it and confronting yourself as you are (Also legit awakening) the queen of coins is financial security and self confidence in your abilities. Ten of coins is prosperity and abundance and most of all, stability. Eight of wands is explosion of potential and rapid movement. Temperance is awareness and balance between physical and spiritual. It's also that quiet peace where you find balance.

So. Seeing all those cards it really does seem like maybe his soulmate took on something new that could lead straight to union? Same for yoongi. I'd like to analyze and recent or new-ish habits or hobbies he's picked up?

Moving right along though. I asked what the 13th did for each of them in their personal life and personal journey. Kinda like what came as a result of that energy? Let's start with yoongles

This was really intresting to me. I think he definitely gained some form of clarity about the situation with that sun card. The 5 of cups tells me that either he was kinda forced to confront some of his flaws in a way that he was trying to avoid or he had to consciously let go of something dear to him? Could be something he had to leave behind because it crumbled with the tower moment but he didn't see it coming or didn't know that it was time to part with it? With that queen of wands though fits beautifully with the sun! Its like he's found warmth after a long winter. Definitely found a spark of compassion and generosity from a place of happiness and love rather than anger, fear, obligation or pitty.

I asked for clarity cards/ anything else that may 13th signified bringing in and we got the 2 of cups and 10 of swords. I have two thoughts. Either he let go of a relationship that he was already in because he didn't feel as though they were particularly compatible anymore (Also ties into the above section) OR the 13th had made him very much consciously aware of his soulmates incoming status and he is now preparing and working on himself for when this person comes. The 10 of swords would be him releasing the past and the pain and any ill fitting behavior that don't vibe with him any longer. Yellow really seems to be working for him by the way.

Soulmate time

Lol. All signs point to his soulmate genuinely starting a new venture. New creative pursuit that will bring them good money. 10 of pentacles is abundance, prosperity and stability. The ace of wands is a new creative spark and passion and it's the first big steps into something new. The 2 of wands is "the world is in the palm of your hands" vibes. Choices need to be made swiftly and with the ace of wands I think they will be. With the heirophant too, it will be a well informed decision because they've been manifesting this and has been searching for all the possible information.

As for clarity, we have the moon. Damn. Soulmates been doing that shadow work. Dredging up all their bullshit and getting rid of it while still taking the time to sit with it and release it so nothing is unresolved. Also probably extra creative due to all the emotional baggage being thrown out. (Definitely helping with the ace of wands vibes tbh)

Now for the bad boys in the middle

The question I asked is what those individual changes (detailed in the last two sections) will bring for the bond and I just can with them. These fuckers. I am so invested in their love story bc it's so... them? And just so fucking ROMANTIC. UGH I CAN'T.

Back to the point. High priestess, 4 of wands and the lovers. The high priestess is deep knowing and insane intuition, the 4 of wands is the purest joy and marriage and the lovers is well, the lovers.a magical union.

FUCK DUDE I NEED THIS TO BE A ROMCOM.

For the row of bottom cards

I asked if they had anything at all to add so I'm gonna explain each card individually bc I think they could be individual tid bits of shit.

Knight of coins is good news about finances/ money looking promising and organized work (also dependability!!). Death is all about transformation, the beginning of a new chapter and accepting in order to move foward. Ace of coins is spiritual and material abundance and also a reminder to keep grounded. Page of swords is confidence, important news coming and really good insight! Roots out secrets or hidden things like a truffle pig. The star is promising potential, healing and guidance from an enexpected place. The two of cups is a soul connection, love, intuition especially in regards to another person and a good bind. The emperor is self awareness, foresight, fearlessness to achieve a goal and confidence. Eight of coins rev is poor discipline and skating by on low effort.

Now to the sides!

Yoongi is the left, soulmate is the right.

So, let's begin with yoongi. The first two cards are anything he wants to say to his soulmate. Wheel of fortune and three of swords reverse. I take this as "its all in divine time/ it's destiny" (wheel of fortune) and "trust your intuition. It's okay to get hurt, you just need to remember you can always pick yourself up" (3of swords rev.)

We have now cards that I asked what he was learning through this process/ in this time. Be positive and first step.

The last two cards are affirmations he wants to give his soulmate.

"When I introduce joy to a situation, I change the vibrational frequency of what's happening around me" and "directing my focus onto what's thriving creates more of what I want"

Now for soulmates cards (same structure)

Strength and eight of swords. "You're stronger than you think. Take every part of yourself and acknowledge it. You're a force to be reckoned with" (strength) and (soulmate snapped at him on this) "the only thing holding you captive is you."

Now we have peer pressure (I think soulmate is learning to say "fuck you" and "fuck off" to people who have a set idea of how everyone should be living their lives), emotional healing and open your arms to receiving.

Then we have "its good to feel good" (lol I feel like yoongi definitely needs this one) and "when I connect to the spiritual realm, I open the door to recieve divine guidance, clear direction, and great wisdom"

The last stretch my friends.

So. Completion, leave behind the things that no longer serve you. Exist in the present and don't keep mulling over the past or any future happenings. Magic, pay attention to the magic around you. Listen for the signs of the universe and take them as they come (essentially listen to divine guidance) . Be open minded but logical as well. Luminous warrior, try focusing on the good in yourself instead of berating yourself for every small flaw. Spiritual path, self explanatory. The blade, your power can be a weapon when used willy nilly (most often wounding the wielder) or it can heal. Don't fear it but also consider how you choose to utilize it. The give away, be greaful for the sake of being greatful for it, not because you want something in return. The rain maker, manifestation station. Create with the tools you have because you have everything you need in order to manifest. "Don't take life personally"

Now we have heaven sent.

""Let yourself be helped" assistance is coming your way so act on it and say yes"

" This Oracle also comes with the message that you are to trust in the things that you feel and say to others without knowing why. It moves them. You might not understand, but through trust you are allowing yourself not to overthink and censor yourself. As such you are able to become a vessel through which the spiritual gift can be passed on to others. Don't block yourself. Let life happen through you. Only benefit can come from this."

And free from judgment, free to love

" If you have been asking life for a solution to a specific difficulty you have been having, this Oracle comes with the message that a solution is in gestation right now. This situation is already being sorted out and the resolution will come to fruition very soon. Hold tight and wait for the eminent birth of that resolution."

" This Oracle also brings you a message about love. You may find that you are loving, or soon will love, in a different way. You may worry about this love, given that it defies what you have known or been taught about love. Perhaps you are becoming able to love another tremendously, even though you don't have much of a personal relationship with them. You might question if this love is real. It is real Kama it is just happening at a different level to the love and attachment you experience when you are involved in a personal relationship with someone. It is not more or less, it is just a different facet of love. It may be that you are opening up to love the planet and her creatures, including the animals, the ocean dwelling life, your own body, the trees and so on, more than before period you may feel passionately purposeful about giving your time and energy to causes that protect and nurture the Earth and her creatures. You are affirmed in this love too. The universal mother is operating through you to nurture life. She will support you in your work, so that you can continue To come from love and not become drained, depleted or lost in despair or fear of futility. Instead, you will be energised and expanded by your dedicated service to life."

" Finally, this Oracle has a message for those who may be feeling alone or lonely in a need of greater nurturing from others. You are asked to stop, relax, centre and settle into your body to feel your connection with life itself. The air in your lungs is the same as the air that moves through the trees. The water in your blood is the same water that fills the oceans and is moved by the phases of the moon. The flesh of your body is the same substance as the body of the Earth itself. The heat in your digestive system is the same fire and heat as that from the Sun. Feel this connection, then do something nice for another without agenda. Make a donation, even if just a small one, smile, say a prayer, sent out a good thought or make a wish for another. That's it. You have connected to life again and in doing so, life can connect with you. And so it shall.

And that's all for the cards but but but.

Someone (either my guide or yoongi) was like, "do a song. Do a song. Do a song." And I was like, "oki doki, sounds good.

So I asked what numbers I should try refreshing and then it hit me. The number 14 came up before the reading and it seemed a bit misplaced? So I did 14 shuffles and look what popped up

You gotta be fucking with me.

Istg these fools will actually be the death of me dude. Euphoria is so romantic and I lowkey feels like it describes a bit of what their bond must be like.

YOONGGGIIII

Anyway,

I came back to the platform to be like, "thanks homie" and it was weird bc he was practically pure energy? Like usually I visualize his energy as what his physical body looks like because it's easier to comprehend? But nope, he was just a big shimmery glob of energy.

As I was going to disconnect, a few things happened. I felt tingly and the platform was vibrating almost? So I was like, "hold on, what the fuck is this?"

And then

It hit me

"MIN YOONGI IS YOUR SOULMATE HERE??"

I could tell this fuckin asshole was smug even in his blue glob form.

The color was... blue like yoongi but also a light lavender/ pink kinda vibe. Pretty damn distinct.

I was so stoked and I thought we'd all get to chat and I could yell at his soulmate for being an elusive asshat

But Mr smug butt had different plans.

My dude dropped a little marble thing in my hand and I was like ??? And he was like, "you'll know when you need it" and I was like ?????

My guide took pity on me and said, "it's just a representation on information that you've been given but it isn't the proper time to unpack it yet"

Cool cool so like and energetic zip file that will release itself whenever it damn well pleases? Cool cool cool.

(Asshole)

Anyway, I genuinely think that my excitement of this whole situation must somehow also influence how yoongis energy handles my prodding? Like what the fuck is this marble bullshit?

To top it all off, he gives me a friendly shove off of his platform.

Thanks, buddy.

Now we are here. And as always, I'm left with more questions.

My main take away is that amay 13th through July 28th will be all the foundation and ground work and December 28th 2021 through May 10th (11th? 9th?) 2022 will be a more likely time for physical union and actual relationship stuffs.

Anyone who knows more about astrology please feel free to chime in on this whole Jupiter in Pisces bit! My understanding is super surface level!!

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That was a big boi and now my thumbs hurt real bad. Hope you were entertained by the chaos.

[whysojiminimnida]

i dont really belive in this astrology stuff and all butt i was seeing a few things related to jikook and astrology , is it true that their signs are one of the least compatible, but someone did say that though in some cases you can make it work, like you know each human relation is complex, some also said that libra are very flighty sort of people especially when they get bored and cant stay with one thing for long, also JM's s some placements are for people who are really toxic & manipulative?

Um. I’m a Libra sun with Libra rising and Libra in five houses so maybe you oughta come correct and read a room before you talk.

Flighty? I was with the same person for over 20 years. Well over 20. Fuck off with that nonsense. Manipulative? Toxic?

Imagine saying that someone is a bad person based on something you read that they can’t control (like orientation maybe. Or skin color. Or the timing and location of their birth.) You literally just came in here and did that to me. I’m glad it was me and not Jiminie but damn, be less of a bitch sometimes.

I’m just gonna start deleting bullshit stuff. I have 50+ asks sitting in my inbox right now, Jimin and I don’t have time in our day for that. Probably because all that toxic Libra energy makes us flighty.

You won’t even get out of your imagination, makes sense you won’t voluntarily stay off my blog.

[sunriseverse]

random food for thought: nikkyves birthdates + [their] thoughts on zodiacs/astrology

HM okay so. nikky is 26/05/77, which makes him a gemini sun, libra moon, and aries venus and rising. yves is 03/02/78, which puts him as an aquarius sun and venus, and sagittarius moon and rising.

this doesn’t really mean anything in real life but traditionally geminis and aquarii are compatible. i also think it’s really interesting that nikky has the same venus and rising, indicating that his emotional characteristics and the way he perceives things tend to be more in the vein of forthrightness and daringness—he tends to do things without necessarily planning out his actions in detail. by contract, yves has the same sign for his sun and venus, and for his rising and moon. the sun sign tends to relate to how the person presents themselves to the world, so for both his sun and venus to be aquarius indicates that he’s a bit of a maverick—not necessarily loud about it, but he’d rather try something new than suffer through the same motions, both emotionally and when interacting with others. the moon on the other hand is the self-image, and the fact that it’s the same sign as his rising, sagittarius, indicates that there’s a balance in how he perceives the world and himself, preferring to take a “bigger picture” sort of view and valuing space and time to think and process things. all of these points make the two of them very well suited for each other—they balance each other out, complementing each other’s strengths and making up for the pitfalls of the characteristics they exhibit.

nikky thinks zodiacs are kind of bullshit. yves probably knows at least the sun and moon signs of all of his friends. nikky, despite his skepticism of the practice, finds his interest in it adorable, and buys his boyfriend little zodiac knicknacks with his sun sign on them (bracelets, stickers, little bits of pottery, etc).

[mikeshanlon]

what do you think are the other ggreboot characters zodiacs?

okay so just gonna like ramble about some placements i think they might have and disclaimer i am no expert or necessarily Fixed in these possible placements. also every sign has good and bad and manifests itself in diff ways so if u dont love the placements i chose sorry babes bladididahhh okay continuing

julien: def think she is a gemini, i think she def gives mutable/gemini sign vibes both in how sometimes she will be a lot more calculated and "bitchy" and then be a lot softer (not saying geminis are two faced but multifaceted), and in how she wants to grow over the course of the season and become more authentic. especially with how geminis are curious and want to see how the world works and question things, the more she explore the more she understands herself. geminis are also super fun and magnetic which i think fits her vibe. plus i think she is definitely a good communicator, even tho i think her speech in 1.04 was.... something... she was able to pull it out on the spot and be well spoken and convince the party goers, so very good with her communication imo. leo rising, bc u kno Magnetic Grand Influencer. always aware of how shes percieved. can be rash, but like, she's fun, shes got a warm heart.

zoya: zoya is canonically a libra (october 22). i think that fits in a lot of aspects, she definitely embodies the traits of libra that are very concerned with justice, and i do think she is diplomatic/logical (her knowing whats important to her and not as caught up in the world of reputation as the others), tho less of a... pushover/peacekeeper as aki is. also her love of the arts in reading/plays. def think she probably has aquarius placements given again the sense of justice but also her being more outspoken/rebellious/unpredictable... aqua mars maybe? could be a cancer moon, for the idea of nostalgia/past, wanting home and security, hating superficiality.

aki: obviously i have not shut up abt him being a libra sun. i just know it in my bones its the introverted libra blueprint the peacekeeping the innocent nature the love of art (film in his case) his magnetic lover pretty boy energy, a pretty defined Aesthetic. diplomatic, always looking at things through logic. libra mercury as well for similar reasons, diplomatic and reserved with his words, objective, tries to make everyone happy even at his own expense (hello forgiving/apologizing to audrey and max for all the shit they did lmao). i think he has a pisces moon because i do think he's sensitive and cares deeply and quite dreamy in his own head but not going to be maybe as reactive as a cancer/scorpio moon. they are a lil weird they can kind of be a pushover/doormat, its the vibes. aquarius rising bc he does have the Mysterious Aloof vibes esp if you don't know him, a loner, a bit weird, abstract outlook, nervous. mayhappssss pisces mars bc its again like p romantic and sensitive but they can be kinda hard to pin down and less agressive but i havent Nailed down a venus/mars yet.

audrey: taurus sun i think. i love the idea that two of the sides of their love triangle are represented by venus and i think it fits with them-- both find love very important and have love for each other, but it doesnt really work romantically bc of their diff styles (like personally as a libra loveee them as friends idk if i could really be in a relationship tho). taurus is fixed and resistant to change bc its what they know, ie, her not wanting to move at all. interesting in aesthetics, being classy, etc. wont hold back her judgement (also guessing she has some fire in her bc of how much she lashes out. mayhaps aries or leo). loyal, at least to julien and the idea of friendship and partnership lmao. wants a loyal partner who stays by her side no matter what. also her love of reading and cooking and domesticity is very taurean. this may be bc of her big eyes but i feel like she has a water rising, i think scorpio rising fits best, she can be quite intimidating, she wants privacy, determined, she wants a reliable partner again. can be impatient.

max: leo sun-- im sorry maybe too obvious LMAO but he's just like very charming, confident, wants fun, dramatic af, loves an indulgent moment, wants people to want him. but also i think very warm and nice to his friends when they need it, like going out with julien, or in softer moments like helping audrey with her mom and cooking breakfast for her and aki. leos are also quite funny which i think max is. he's mischevious, he wants vibrance. i also think leo/taurus and leo/libra compatibility make sense for the love triangle lmao. aries moon, likes confrontation, likes drama, want what they want (and often, they have lots of diff crushes) and will go after it. impulsive. want instant gratifcation, to live life charging ahead and in the moment. don't understand skirting around emotions. i think gemini or sag in mars, because of the freedom/independent aspects, fun, and also the sexuality of the mars signs.

monet: capricorn sun and mercury, she knows what she wants, she wants success and power, and shes going to figure out the most effecient way to get there, no matter what. shes going to protect what she cares about most, shes not gonna deal with the bullshit, a bit of a hater of everything. wealth, oppulence. DEFINITELY has a strong scorpio placement / mars energy--probably scorpio mars as at least one placement: ready for war, secretive, observant, calculating. i think maybe aries rising, direct action, competitive, want to lead, blunt and brusque, quick to drop if its not working, with scorpio and cap placements that drive and aggression to be on top increases.

luna: i think she's a virgo sun, she's calculating/discerning, shes a bit judgy, she has rules and order and you're going to fucking follow them! she's observant, able to figure out things like monet's betrayal. def think shes a libra rising, she is so etheral and magnetic, social. while i dont think her libra manifests in a super diplomat way like zoya or aki, i do think she does try to compromise and find balance in certain areas, like going along with the zoya and julien sister narrative and making it work even though she didnt rlly want to. also the style aspect of her character is v libra rising. leo mercury, she's dramatic and fun and has an ego and some u kno.. scathing shit to say lmao.

obie: okay im sorry he is such a fucking toxic pisces male. projecting fantasies onto ppl and then getting upset when they dont fulfill that? yup! mutable as fuck, never really taking a stand in activism, family, love. wanting to be a martyr. staying in situations he doesnt think will work out bc he wants them to--like waiting until he had an excuse to leave julien, or thinking that maybe things werent good with zoya but holding on. hates when ppl critique him. maybe venus in libra bc very idealistic about what he wants in a relationship and wants things done a certain way or else hes like wtf. idc abt his other placements lmfao

[mercurytrinemoon]

On synastry and how to approach it

If you follow me you may have noticed few of my posts where I'm fixating on the fact that I don't know a certain person's birth date. And I said I'm sensing a nice Venus-Mars connection and honestly now that I think about it, I feel like Jupiter is heavily underlined in here as well. So that made me think of synastry a lot (not that I don't think about it on daily basis) and it made me want to elaborate a bit. Also because I see this weird approach where people single out certain aspects and turn them into "make it or break it" kind of deal and that is just wrong.

Actually it's similar with natal charts. The difference here is obvious - you have two individuals which means double the options in which way the energy may go and more potential for aspects to cancel each other out. So while natal interpretations of, for example, planets in the houses will resonate with you, all the black and white interpretations of synastry house overlays belong in the dumpster imho. And I knooow, I knoooow, one of my first posts was about house overlays. It was very generalized one and I did disclaim to take the entire chart into consideration. But sometimes I see these descriptions where people say "oh my god Venus in the 8th house! This is highly sexual aspect!" But what if none of the people have their Mars nor Venus activated, maybe except for a Venus-Saturn square that puts a big dump on the whole thing. Also, this may as well indicate taking care of shared resources (because that's one of the main themes of the 8th). Besides - and that's my personal take - overlays are less important than aspects between planets unless a) you’re putting a stellium in someone’s house b) it's about angles, because having the same planet as someone's ascendant is a big thing and I can guarantee you that most of the people you create bonds with will have that configuration with you.

Speaking of which, the type of people you attract is highly dependant on your chart. Angles are important but so are aspects and planet placements. I'll give you an example based on my own natal chart, because, obviously, I know myself well and I pay attention to charts of the people I come in contact with. As an Aquarius rising, I attract a lot of Aqua personal planets, Leo risings and people with personal planets in Leo - surprisingly not a single Leo Sun. As a Sagittarius dominant person, most of my friends are Gemini Moons or Sag Moons. Surprisingly I only befriended one Gemini Sun in my life + my belowed dog who was a Gemini. My Aries Moon makes me weak for Aries Suns. Sun is opposite Mars (5th house) - it, again, points to Aries (and Scorpios as well). Dominant fire element and Aries in the 3rd (easy communication) helps here a lot. Having Sagittarius in the 11th (house of friends) and Jupiter in the 7th (house of partnerships), I tend to be friends with other Sadges BUT that Jupiter in the 7th makes me very attracted to Pisces as well. So DO take classic rulership into consideration!

That leads me to another point - modalities. I have a lot of mutable energy so I love other mutable energies. SQUARES omg, especially in romantic/sexual relationships. They do bring tension but hear me out. You need trines and sextiles but squares bring spice. I can guarantee you that having a flowing Mars-Venus contact will give you a pleasant feelings for one another, easiness in communication and a natural synchronicity, but it's the square that will make you wanna rip each other's clothes off. Soooo... I mean, whichever you prefer I guess. Squares are also stimulating, with trines the energy flows nicely, squares bring interest... it's a different element, but the same modality... a perfect mix to make you drawn to the other person. It's similar yet intriguing. Another example, as a Sag Venus my tastes concerning arts and music should clash with a Pisces Venus - that’s what a textbook definition will tell you - but surprise, surprise, half of my favourite artists have Venus in Pisces.

Now with oppositions it's a completely different thing. I think they work wonderful when there are yin-yang planets involved. As I mentioned earlier, as a Sagittarius Sun I love Gemini Moons. They compliment each other. The thing is, with opposites you either get each other or you just pass each other. So it fluctuates. I've noticed that especially when there's the same planet involved. Two people having Mercury opposition will get each other so well they will finish each other's sentences one day and then completely miss the mark the next. Like two vehicles driving in opposite directions.

Trines aren't 100% amaaaazing. I know many people who, like me, have inner planets in fire signs and our values, ways of thinking and approach to certain issues are completely different. We do express them in the same manner though, which is by being loud lol. Trines also bring laziness so if you have too many of them the relationship may just fizzle out. Sextiles on the other hand are so underappreciated. Air fuels fire and water nourishes the earth - it’s way more interesting than a trine where both signs are in the same element, imho. Some astrologers will tell you sextiles are "weaker" but that's just stupid. They’re just as important, okay?  

Sometimes you don't even have to have an actual aspect. Whoa, I know, mind-blown. But I see that constantly. Obviously having planets in a tight aspects is very important but let's say you have Aquarius Venus at 5° and the other person has Sun in Aqua at 20°. They don't make an aspect but it's the same sign, therefore you're going to express these energies in the same manner - which makes you compatible (tho I don't like that word). Now the smaller the orb, the more significant the aspect is. I've read somewhere that the aspect with the tightest orb kind of represents the theme of the relationship - I haven't been able to really analyze this theory tho. When it comes to orbs overall, Alexander Von Pronay is suggesting to use aspects up to 7°. I'd do that and then look at aspects under 2° to really see which energies are stronger. Liz Greene said that if you're feeling an aspect, even if the orb is wider, well, you're feeling it and it's there. I suspect it may depend on what energies you're sensitive to. If, for example, your chart ruler is Venus, you may feel Venus aspects more. And then with Uranus, Neptune and Pluto I'd say up to 2°.  

What's actually awesome are so called double whammies. It's when the same two planets are aspected both ways. So A person's Sun is trining B's Venus and B's Venus is sextile A's Sun. Or A's Moon is conjunct B's Sun and B's Sun is opposite A's Moon. I like double whammies cause they provide mutuality. People often ask "wHo FeeLs iT mORe????". First of all, there's no clear answer to that because everyone's different and their charts are different and some respond to the energy one way and some, other. That's why I like to ask people: well, how do YOU feel about that aspect (if you, of course, know astrology well enough to pinpoint the energy). But with double whammies you basically exchange the same aspect so, hopefully, in 99%, it will be mutual.

What I also love is having the same aspect natally. Let's say you have a Mars-Mercury trine natally and the other person has it conjoined. That is awesome. It's like going through the same experiences in life and going "yeah! I went through that too! I understand!" Better yet if then those planets also make an aspect in the synastry chart. It's great. You're going to vibe so much.

About mutuality... A few weeks ago I was watching a livestream from Nina and Shaina from Party Trick Astrology (love those girls) and they were talking about synastry so I asked them a question related to these things cause, you know, I bet they've seen hundreds of charts and I'm always curious about other people's observations. So I asked about mutuality and one of them gave an example of a girl whose Venus was beautifully aspected by a guy and the guy's Venus not being aspected at all. And how this, for example, pointed to the guy being into the girl but not vice versa. And I thought that's interesting because I'd assume it would be the other way around. Her planets didn't activate his Venus so he shouldn't be into her romantically. And I actually experienced that myself one time. I had this Aqua friend and had literally zero aspects to my Venus. Not even a semi-sextile, not even a quincunx, not even a wide generational planet connection. And I didn't see him through these romantic lens. So I guess there are no rules to this. OR it’s all about projection (which btw happens a lot in astrology). That's why I like to look at synastry charts and just get the overall vibe. 

Now with that being said, the shocker. YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE ASPECTS WITH THE OTHER PERSON AT ALL. I know, a bummer. Here we, astrology junkies, are in the lookout for the perfect synastry chart but as I look at charts of celebrity couples I often see them having no Sun connections, no Venus or Mars connections, lame Moon aspects etc. That is indeed disappointing. That's why I was so stoked about that Britney-Justin synastry. Because I don't see connections like that one between all the "it” couples of today.

So I guess... astrology is bullshit... Nah, just kidding. But it is complex. Sometimes it’s quality over quantity. And you should approach synastry as a whole, just feel it out, you know? And I’ll leave you with that for today because it’s getting long.

[lamortexiii]

Cryptic Mystic: What’s Your Sign?

Many of us are fascinated by astrology and all things outer space related. The great unknown that is beyond the stars has been a hot topic for centuries. But, how did the zodiac begin? What makes astrological signs and the alignment of planets and stars so magical? Is it truly prophetic? Does your sign define your personality, past, present, and future? Or is this simply another product of the Barnum Effect?

So I’ll start by asking the obvious: “what’s your sign?” I’m a Leo through and through. While I’m skeptical about the claims of some astrological signs and their relation to my life on a daily basis, I do believe there is some truth here - as is with most things. This topic is one that I have been wanting to write about for some time now. I have always found outer space, stars, planets, etc. to be fascinating. As a child, I remember laying in the grass and watching the stars above me. In my little valley in the forest, I could see so many stars that wouldn’t be visible if I were in the city. I am so thankful I had that childhood experience of growing up somewhere where I could truly connect with nature and the simple things around me that most take for granted on a day-to-day basis. I still stargaze to this day, but I can’t see near as many as I once did in my childhood forest valley home. I’ve seen a plethora of shooting stars throughout my lifetime, two meteor showers, two solar eclipses, and plenty of unidentified objects that were likely satellites… or were they…?

One time when I was driving home from work late one night I saw something that befuddled me. As I drove down the winding 2 lane highway in the darkness of the night I saw what appeared to be a helicopter hovering right above the trees. Now, this area I was driving through was rural. There are few houses in those woods, but there are some. The backroads leading to the site where the “helicopter” was hovering are seldom traveled, especially this late at night. I began processing the event in my mind and questioning if it was a helicopter, why would it be hovering so low and what exactly would it be doing in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. It just didn’t make sense. I thought about logical explanations and could only come up with one. There is the slim possibility that someone driving on one of the many backroads in that area may have got into an accident and was getting airlifted to a hospital. I’ve seen it happen before on backroads near there. Aside from this idea, I had nothing. By this point, I had obviously slowed down so I could get a better look. Hell, there wasn’t any traffic so it’s not like I was worried about causing an accident or anything. As I looked closer I noticed it wasn’t a helicopter at all. There were about 4-6 large bright lights shining down below the area that the craft was hovering over. The circumference of this craft was much wider than a helicopter - more circular. The lights were far too big and far too bright. Whether it was fear, shock, tiredness, or my stomach growling, I continued to drive on and leave the peculiar scene behind. Now, I know this has nothing to do with astrology or zodiac signs, but it is an interesting story nonetheless. 

In reference to zodiac signs, I find that descriptions of a Leo with my particular birthdate are genuinely pretty accurate when describing my personality and conflicts. However, the daily horoscopes are definitely not accurate in my experience. I will say that when I read/listen to them I try to apply something positive from the reading to my daily life. I engage in a deeper thought process and practice mindfulness throughout the day, keeping that positive focus within my mind on the positive message I am supposed to be implementing into my day. I have also found that compatibility readings have been somewhat inaccurate as far as certain zodiac signs getting along or not getting along with other zodiac signs. The biggest obvious red flag for me is how many different sources there are. And guess what? They all say something different on the daily. If zodiac signs and horoscopes are supposed to be accurate, then why don’t all individuals who report them online all say the same thing - or at least something similar?? To play devil's advocate here, I did say earlier that I believe there is some truth to all of this, which is why it interests me so much and also why I believe in this stuff to a degree. There is a lot of magical and wondrous history to unpack in regards to the zodiac and horoscopes. So, let’s jump right in, shall we?

Interesting fact: the word zodiac is derived from Greek terminology meaning “circle of little animals.” We’re a circle of little animals - cute visuals there, eh? Hieroglyphs in Egypt dating as early as the 14th century BC were found to contain a circle of decans (constellations) depicting something that looks a lot like the constellations and zodiac symbols that we know today. In total there were 36 decans found within the temple.

During the first half of the first millennium, Babylonian astronomers created our modern zodiac. They also mapped the previous constellations that were seen in the Egyptian hieroglyphs but continued to add more as they were discovered. In the last half of the 5th century, the Babylonian astronomers divided the many constellations into 12 equal "signs” to represent the 12 months of the year at 30 days per month. Each sign contained 30° of celestial longitude, thus creating the first known celestial coordinate system. According to calculations by modern astrophysics, the zodiac was introduced between 409 and 398 BC and probably within a very few years of 401 BC. Unlike modern astrologers, who place the beginning of the sign of Aries at the place of the Sun at the vernal equinox, Babylonian astronomers fixed the zodiac in relation to stars, placing the beginning of Cancer at the "Rear Twin Star" (β Geminorum) and the beginning of Aquarius at the "Rear Star of the Goat-Fish" (δ Capricorni). Due to the precession of the equinoxes, the time of year the Sun is in a given constellation has changed since Babylonian times, the point of vernal equinox has moved from Aries into Pisces. 

You’ll be pleasantly surprised, intrigued, or disgusted to know that all of this does have some roots within religion. The Hebrew Bible shows knowledge of the Babylonian zodiac. E. W. Bullinger noted that the drawings found in the book of Ezekiel were quite similar to the middle four quarters of the zodiac (Lion/Leo, Bull/Taurus, Man/Aquarius, Eagle/Scorpio). You read that right, Scorpio is noted as being an eagle - not a scorpion. Some say that the twelve tribes of Israel are correlated with the zodiac signs found within the Hebrew 12 month calendar. There is an argument that the position of the Israelic tribes around the Tabernacle from the book of Numbers correlates with the exact order of the zodiac, with Judah, Reuben, Ephraim, and Dan representing the middle signs of Leo, Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio, respectively. It is shocking how I have heard religious people in modern times talk about how this is all a bunch of garbage, even though some of this is literally correlated with items from the Bible.

To explain daily horoscopes and the connection between the stars, planets, and our zodiac signs, you must engage in a bit of math (yuck). When planets and constellations of the zodiac would align, the Babylonian astronomers of that time would note the experiences that people had and found similarities. These experiences, along with the position of the Earth, Sun, Moon, and constellations and the positions relative to the zodiac signs were stored within a catalogue. This went on for several years and is essentially what began our modern-day daily horoscope. However, it is my personal opinion that a lot of these “professionals” who have their own magical websites where you can get a free daily horoscope, just make shit up to sound interesting. That is obvious by the previously mentioned differentials found within each page. I encourage you to do a quick Google search and you’ll see what I’m talking about. This ties into the belief that the Barnum Effect is in play here. You’ll remember the Barnum Effect from last month's blog. If you haven’t read the June 2021 blog The Imaginarium of Barnum, I suggest you head there next to get a deeper understanding of what I’m talking about before you continue reading. Much of what is broadcasted in daily horoscopes, zodiac sign descriptions, and even within mediumship and tarot readings is full of extremely vague generalities. Because the information is presented in such a vague and generalized way, it then becomes an instance where anyone could apply any of the information to their life in some way. So as you can see, there is some psychological manipulation at play here. Now, I am not saying this is true for all who present the information. I will say that there are A LOT of shams out there. I have seen far more fake sites/readings/etc. than I have seen legit ones. If I had to give a percentage from my personal experience, I’d say about 85% of what I’ve seen is bullshit. But you choose what you believe at the end of the day. I just ask you to keep an open mind and a wise eye about you when scanning the web for horoscopes, zodiac information, tarot, and mediumship. 

All of this information is interesting to stew on within your mind. I hope that you learned something new. I know I did when I was researching this topic for the blog. The religious ties were the most surprising thing to me. What did you find most interesting? Drop a comment under the blog on Tumblr or under the Instagram post for this month’s blog and let me know. Tonight if you are able, take a look at the stars and see if you can find the constellations. The plethora of shapes within the brightest stars are brilliant to gaze upon. Who knows, maybe you will find your zodiac constellation. Maybe you will depict a new constellation on your own by combining different combinations of stars. Or maybe you’ll see something that you can’t explain…

Cryptic Mystic Blog by PsychVVitch @psychvvitch

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I saw you are shipping people😏😏im here for it. So i was 5'1(155cm) before quarantine but im hoping i am 5'2 now. My zodiac sign is sun-piscses moon-taurus and rising-capricorn.

My personality type is ENTP but someone said 16 personalities test is wrong so im having an identity crisis. I am a short skinny girl with short dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. I am outgoing person i guess and a lil bit loud. Yeah thats it tysm! :)

I-stop my personality revolves around that ENFJ...

I ship you with...

Ennoshita Chikara!!

He gives me bagel with cream cheese energy I swear.

And idk what zodiac sign he is but you’re a fucking Pisces and I know in SOME STRAND OF THE UNIVERSE he is compatible with you.

Because that’s just his personality.

He’ll hear about your identity crisis and be like “y/n...not again-“

Ennoshita would call himself an extrovert, I think.

His communication skills fuel his like for other extroverts, and therefore you.

(He likes you a little more than your average extrovert)

You guys don’t really have a trend in doing anything during the weekend.

You have a bright idea and then he helps you carry it out.

“You know what we should do?”

“What?”

“We should make one of those big pretentious fruit baskets”

“Why am I not surprised.”

“Why would you be surprised...”

After going to the grocery store to get a shit ton of fruit and cookie cutters for said fruit, you go home and eat all the strawberries.

“Stop it. Get some help.”

“YOU USED THE REFERENCE CHIKARA IM SO PROUD!”

“What reference?”

“Dammit.”

No matter how much he may gray early from your bullshit, he’ll always be around to help.

Because he loves you 😊

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I've been trying to hold back and be respectful but it's time I go off against the church and it's entire bullshit.

First of all, entire point of a religion is to give human beings shared values, common qualities and virtues we agree we respect and admire, and to enable a sense of peace and calm during bad times because some almighty deity might be on our side if we ask nicely. And what does church give to us? A dying man nailed to a stick. I still can't believe we all accepted this, the symbol of the entire religion is a dead man,, nailed to a fucking stick! That's our shared value! Nailing people to sticks and calling that sacred! What in the world, and it's freaking everywhere! You wanna climb a nice hill? Dead man nailed to a stick is on top. You wanna visit cemetary? Dead man bleeding from a stick. It's in people's houses. It's on their doors. Real fucking great, just what I wanna see.

And the story behind is even more horrifying, because no, it's not enough to worship a symbol of torture and death, we should all be constantly thinking of how that man is there because we are not good enough and the psycho we call god required a man to be nailed to a stick in order to forgive us. You know, totally logical course of action. It was his son too apparently but thats just what fathers do.

The worst of it, we're all encouraged to be that man on a stick. We're supposed to admire him and how nice he is to die on a stick. We should aim to be that tortured, remind ourselves that our suffering is nothing compared to his. Real nice guilt tripping. We are encouraged to worship suffering, to desire suffering because that is the only thing that will make us good and maybe promise us nicer things - after we die. See the unwritten fallacy? If we're all supposed to suffer, there's gonna be someone who will administer the pain, in fact, lots of someones. Apparently that is just fine and also we should suffer until we die - like the man on a stick. Best religion ever.

Even when I say "we're encouraged to be like jesus" we know this only applies to women. Women are supposed to see him and undermine their own suffering bc if a man somewhere has suffered more then who is she to talk. Women are supposed to one-up jesus and get tortured to earn to be good, not that they can ever get that far, women will never be a symbol of anything but incubator according to church. So what if women suffer. We get one in bible and apparently she is so important she births a god - but we know nothing of her suffering. We don't hear abt her pregnancy even tho its supposed to be most important one ever. We don't find out what her cravings were and how badly her back hurt and how often she had to pee and what her contractions looked like and how long it took to recover from pregnancy - you know, stuff that would actually be relatable. But those are "incubator issues" we do not talk about. You can be the only valuable woman in the world and yet you don't matter enough for your struggles to be mentioned.

While women are supposed to be like jesus, m*n are supposed to pretend to share the same values so women would think they have something in common. A m*n will not suffer for a woman no matter how much she suffers for him. It's always gonna be one sided suffering. How much of female suffering is mentioned in bible? Lmao there's not even female characters mentioned outside of sex and birth. Really fun to be a woman and be introduced to that set of values for yourself.

Spirituality and religion are supposed to enable human spirit to thrive, it should celebrate life and everything that supports life. Torture is incompatible with life. Being nailed to a stick is incompatible with life. Suffering until you die to deserve to be good is only compatible with oppression. It should have no place in religion. Cross can go suck my ass because it's not any type of good sign, it's not a symbol of life or sacred in any way it's the only way m*n can nail two sticks together bc they have no imagination. A living tree is a stronger symbol of life than two dead sticks nailed together. A woman is a stronger symbol of life. Her womb, the most powerful. How is it possible that it's one thing religion refuses to acknowledge? Because if it's not at male disposal it might as well not exist.

 So, I have demands for the church and I'm not asking for too much. First, remove the man on the stick from everywhere. We had enough of your fetish of necrophilia and naked bodies being crucified. Glorification of death and torture is too obvious and you can't hide that's what it is anymore. Second, stop denying that only gods are women. We literally create people from scratch. In our wombs. We're not having some male deity taking credit. We are responsible for creation of entire human population. We should be addressed as creators.

Third, apologize for destroying evidence and sacred shrines for our gods of nature. We used to worship life. We used to celebrate trees, the sun, the wind, the rain and the soil. We used to have festivals of spring and winter and goddesses of dance and love. We used to celebrate everything that gave us life. Water and forests were sacred. We gave glory to the movements of sun which determined our daylight and our gardens. It was fulfilling. It made sense. We were doing all the right things. You had no right to take this from us. I want it all back.