#super funny match-up (it was randomly decided)

[onepiece-polls]

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side A

'Pink Princesses' edit made by @fivedayslater

Propaganda under the cut.

Pink Princesses: They're pretty they're pink and they're (technically) princesses. Also you know Reiju would treat a goth gf right.

Kobyhoshi: They could have that knight princess thing goin on. Except the knight is nervous and the princess is 30 feet tall. They’re both crying. It’s silly.

[ghostherlig]

even more random hcs!!

bc i probably wont be home until after christmas :')

anyway, take more johnrailaoshi bc ive been thinking about them all day-

(if you saw this early no you didnt- im stupid and pressed the wrong button-)

raiden really loves valentine's day bc it gives him extra reason to show his appreciation for the people he loves in his life- he always hand makes cards and folds origami pieces for his bfs to find around the house- he went all out one year and made each of them a jar full of paper stars

johnny and kung lao's favorite holiday is halloween!! they go all out for costumes and always decorate the house to match- johnny even hires smaller actors to dress up and play characters outside with him and lao to have fun with the kids- they have a scare actor section and a section for cartoon characters

kenshi's favorite holiday is christmas!! he doesnt have a lot of fond memories from childhood, but after johnny first asked kenshi to celebrate christmas with him, oh that man was hooked- johnny was happy to see kenshi beam all throughout december, holding warm mugs and wrapped in blankets since the cold always got to him

jax and johnny still have this kind of strange rivalry, esp when kenshi is around- kenshi thinks it's funny bc most of the time it's them trying to out do each other with history facts, but both just end up having a nice convo.... it's the only time kenshi can get paperwork done without headaches

lao and raiden still have mini bets they place with each other all the time- half the time kenshi and johnny find out abt them bc lao brags abt winning- raiden bets poorly on purpose sometimes bc he knows lao likes to win and it only costs him a little..... sometimes he humbles lao, though (the superbowl is the biggest bet of the year for them)

raiden isnt known to swear, but his favorite song is "I Don't Fuck With You" by Big Sean (thanks kung lao) and he can be heard singing the lyrics, uncensored and all, randomly

kenshi can very easily peel or cut any kind of fruit- apples, oranges, pomegranates, persimmons, pineapple, watermelon, anything- if he is handed a fruit and asked to cut it he will and it will be fast and done beautifully

raiden has johnny do his hair!! braids is usually the most common style outside of his bun, but johnny always insists on doing his hair if they're going out-

kenshi has lao help him cut his hair!! lao does his own undercut and knows his way around a buzzer/clippers- the first time lao asked to cut kenshi's hair the swordsman was unsure, but he decided it wouldnt hurt and lao did it perfectly and has done it since

johnny has a cameo on a sooby doo episode!! he somehow convinced them to put him in an episode with the hex girls and it actually was so awesome-

johnny is super good with puzzles- like insanely good- kenshi, lao, and raiden just started getting him those really fancy puzzle boxes for christmas/his bday and he's cracked every single one without fail-

they have board game nights!! monopoly and uno have been banned- but when everyone is over their favorite game to play is 'one night ultimate werewolf'

for several years johnny has done a Santa Livestream on his insta and has donated a lot of money to charities that buy gifts for kids in need as well as done fundraisers to get others to chip in too- he got tomas, syzoth, kuai liang, lao, and raiden to help him keep people entertained on the live- kenshi even agreed to do a "face reveal" if they hit ten million in a day- they hit the goal in six hours

raiden and tomas are actually pretty close as friends- both bond over their combat abilities and their lives in general, and both have dragged the other into different media- now they watch episodes of different series' weekly and talk over the phone about it- their bf's know better than to interrupt them on the phone with each other

lao is the only Only Child in their polycule- raiden has his sister, johnny his brother, and i hc kenshi as having an older sister and a younger brother-

johnny will randomly start dancing, sometimes bc he just has a song stuck in his head, other times bc he just needs to move- his bf's always smile when they catch him- the most extreme move any of them have seen him do is drop into a split

none of them are fond of using their powers for silly or stupid reasons... however, each of them have definitely used their powers in a way they werent supposed to- kenshi has for sure used his telekenesis inappropriately, raiden has used his lightning to cook smth, kung lao has used his force/air manipulation to throw things at ppl, and johnny uses his weird shadow powers (give him his green back ]:) to scare his bfs-

johnny owns the house, bc it's a five bedroom, six and a half bath, super expensive house- it gives each of them their own room and then a shared room with a big asf bed, a nnice kiving room, incredible kitchen, big dining room for guests, a wine cellar, in home gym, etc- literally a second mansion-

as soon as anyone gets sick, raiden makes chicken congee- he got the recipe from madam bo after he told her him and lao were moving to stay with johnny for a while- she was happy to give him the recipe and even showed him how to de-bone a whole chicken for it

johnny is actually so interested in tarantulas- he thinks they look super cool and that some of the colors and patterns are really pretty- if kenshi and lao werent as insect averse he would definitely get one

lao's favorite reptile (after syzoth) is the arabian sand boa (pls google these guys, they're adorable-)

kenshi really loves reptiles and has always wanted a leopord gecko or a hognose snake- but he fears not having enough time for one with work and his bf's

johnny very lovingly refers to raiden as his wife after kenshi made a joke abt johnny "wife-ing" him by making him his favorite meal- raiden always gets flustered bc johnny is very open abt opening an LLC with them all as a kind of "poly marriage loophole"-

they all have jewelry that they wear as sort of "promise" jewelry that they almost never take off- johnny has his silver bracelet/band, kenshi has a steel ring, raiden has an anklet, and lao has a necklace

johnny, to his personal assistant and manager, refers to his bf's as "The Council" and always answers scheduling questions with "i'll have to consult with The Council"- it's rubbed off on the other three which has to led to raiden telling liu kang he cant give him a firm answer bc he has yet to "speak with The Council" (liu got flashbacks to "I Must Consult With the Elder Gods-")

johnny makes the worst jokes abt US tragedies- the jfk assassination is his personal fave bc he knows he can mess with kenshi with it- "it blows my mind that you can be so childish, cage-" "yknow who else got his mind blown-" "JOHNATHAN CARLTON-"

lao still has his first chakram hat and it's hung up in the mansion living room- all of them will stare at it or remember it's there and think back to lao telling the story of his Inspiration (thanks bi han)

raiden really loves smoothies, especially mango- he will down a mango smoothie if you hang him one-

johnny has all kinds of videos on his phone of all of them doing stupid shit- his favorites are one of kenshi drunkenly eating takoyaki out of the fridge, turning to face the camera with his cheeks full- one of raiden mumbling "i dont fuck with you" under his breath, panning to lao and kenshi who look at raiden like he just vacuumed their hamster- and one of lao dancing for a good minute, really, really well, just to trip at the very end and scream-

johnny has a lot of those videos and goes through them whenever he misses his bf's

raiden will send videos of cats playing or napping together and caption them "us" and send them to whoever or to the gc- all of his bf's always melt and go to find him and give him a kiss if they're in the house together or they'll send back a little emoji if they're apart

you'd think johnny is the worst but kenshi is the most overdramatic abt not getting attention- like "my husband is off to war" levels of dramatic- lao had to get up to use the bathroom and kenshi sighed like a sickly victorian, put his hand over his forehead and monologued until lao came back- he does the same to raiden and johnny, always "why has my love left me?? i am always abandoned by my dearest... beloved, where have you gone? why have you forsaken me??" "i need to pee, ken-" "am i so unimportant?? so easily forgotten???? so unloved??????" "🙄✋️ okay-"

johnny isnt as dramatic but he does pout and sigh and sometimes follow his bf's around until they love on him a little- johnny needs the little pick-me-up's but kenshi normally waits until he needs a full battery recharge

the four of them talk shit like there's no tomorrow- you do not want to be on the recieving end of their judgemental staring- each of their side eyes alone could kill someone, all of them together??? good fuckin luck-

johnny is mesmerized by the snow- kenshi, raiden, and lao all grew up with it, but johnny isnt used to it since he was born and raised in CA and enjoys the sunny weather- so when kenshi or lao and raiden take him to japan or china during the snowy season he's always so excited- the other three love it bc his cheeks get so pink in the cold

raiden gets super flustered when one of them gives him affection and attention, but all three are evil and will pile affection and attention on him to watch him squirm and act all shy- raiden loves it but also knows to tell them when he's overwhelmed

lao knows all of his bf's humor and how to make them laugh- johnny and kenshi laugh at lao's darker jokes- johnny especially likes anti-jokes- raiden likes puns and "a ____ walked into a bar-" type jokes- kenshi also cant help but laugh at people doing stupid things and kenshi and raiden laugh together at children falling- (older sibling moment)

raiden gets super lovey sometimes and will write out in letters how he feels about his bf's and slide them under their doors- all of them have a drawer or folder or smth that stores all of the letters

lao is the only one with a real sleep schedule- he's a morning person and goes to bed by 10 almost every night- raiden tends to get distravted watching tv, and kenshi and johnny tend to overwork themselves and work into the night and wee hours

sleep is usually tough for all of them anyway (lao takes melatonin to be asleep early) bc of all that they've seen and experienced- they all like congregating in their shared room to sleep together but sometimes they go off to their own rooms when they need/want the privacy or peace

that's all for now- wishing everyone a happy holidays!! <333 hopefully im back home soon :') also pls excuse any typos, it is 2 am-

[sleepboysummer]

rtc hcs i have that most of the fandom doesn't agree with bc i am realizing my perceptions of the characters don't match up with a lot of ppls?

mischa is black

(maybe i just really love abingdon mischa cause genuinely i NEVER picture mischa as anything different than him)

noel is a baggy pants guy. where did we get it from that he ONLY wears super skinny jeans?? cause i feel like everyone agrees on that

speaking of. noel totally loves horror movies what are u guys even thinking

ocean has curly hair

tammy is a little bitch and super popular and randomly decided to take penny under her wing to try and make her popular too. when she realized she couldn't, she tried to pretend like she never talked to penny in her life. the Almighty Bitch of st cassians.

constance absolutely smokes weed and if anyone tells me differently u guys are WRONG!! tired of seeing her being the only 'responsible' person cause she literally is NOT!!

however.. penny.. she tried to smoke once and coughed so hard she cried and threw up. she is too embarrassed to try it again and will choke anyone who mentions it.

ocean has never once questioned her sexuality because she thinks that thinking of Anyone romantically is wrong and against religion. like she thinks even straight romance is bad

noel is asian and does Not look like kholby wardell (i feel like everyone sees him as looking like kholby which makes sense but COME ONNN be creative like u are for ricky and jane :3)

'savannah' wasn't a name for ricky, but the name of his favorite character he wrote about

constance is not short

also. mischa IS short. noel is like 5 inches taller than him

ricky and penny are autistic and mischa has adhd

mischa is not cool. however he has SO much confidence like he thinks he is THE SHIT but he is not at all. the ppl at school all see him as 'the school rapper' and if u have had one of those at ur school u know. that is not good

the most accurate tsia is opera wyoming

ocean and constance have Never liked each other in either direction..i just can not see it..

the only ships im rly into are spacedolls sugardolls and passionflower/mischalia personally :3 others are cool too but those r the ones that i like

ricky doesn't dress super crazy or nerdy, he only has little touches in his clothes of things he is interested in (like a planet bracelet or stickers on his headphones) and he actually is cool as fuck

i only have one genuine queer hc and that is ricky is pan but. i feel like that is basically canon after sabm especially the earlier versions. i am queer myself i just usually dont think abt characters sexualities or anything like... ever? but he is just so obvious

however i also think its super funny to imagine him as this super mega straight guy who is just coincidentally RREEAALY into catgirls and dressing up like david bowie. and some rickys totally have that energy (see: tulane theatre)

i also fully believe that penny lamb isnt a reincarnation or her original life.. she was penny before and after the accident... karnak is literally magical who says he cant let her restart from when the accident happens (but without dying this time)

[tshxrin]

Chat you guys ever just randomly get the urge to absolutely beat the shit out of someone or is it just me🙏🙏.

ONGOD WHY CANT PEOPLE SPEAK LIKE NORMAL HUMANS, WHY YOU GOTTA DRY TEXT BROOO???? I WAS TALKING W HIM TODAY AND HE WAS BEING DRY SO IM LIKE OKAY LETS MATCH HIS ENERGY AND I WAS DRY TOO AND HES LIKE "why are you dry?" I wonder WHY MOTHERFUCKEBRJEJJWHSIAHEHHD, i hope you get your dick bit off by a rat you actual cockmunching roach🙏

Anyway, atleast like 4 people told me I needa seek professional help, NUH UH, i wouldnt be absolutely super funny if i did, plus theraphy is so expensive rather just buy me a cat or uh, i dont know,, a choso kamo body pillo- I MEAN WHAT I MEANT TK SAY ID THAT THERAPHY IS GAY DONT WASTE UR MONEY ON IT CHAT,, either way today I was studying in my room and my dad fuckung barges in, holding A FUCJING MOTH IN HIS HAND "look what i caught" GET THAT WINGED CRAWLIE OUT OF MY FACE, HE SHOVES IT IN MY FACE TOO LIKE BRO. I was screaming and genuinely on the verge of tears because i have an irrational fear of anything that is small, has stick legs and flies so I was screeching and shrieking to throw it out and bro tried to shove it in my face again and i ran outside, but he threw it out so we good gang, anyway finals week abt to end next week, 5 MORE DAYS AGHHH AND THENNN, school fr decided to keep an additional 5 more days of school, tf are you gonna teach bro THE SEMESTER'S OVER??? YOURE GONNA TEACH US HOW TO DEAL WITH TEACHERS GOING TBROUGH MENOPAUSE BECAUSE THAT WOULD REALLY HELP- no because these women be getting worked up over nothing, theyre more bipolar than my father and all of my exes combined ongod, either way im going to play valorant for 28 hours straight after my exams and then hibernate for another 20 hours😍😍😍,, im just a girl fr

[punchitime]

So... Lucid dreaming huh?

So I've had... Multiple lucid dreams of Punch Out so I'm deciding to share headcanons/moments that have happened

So for context on my end: when lucid dreaming i can feel whenever someone touches me. Let's just say that someone tested their arm on my shoulder for example, yeah i can feel the arm on my shoulder in my dream. Same deal with any kind of pain. Though i can't smell or taste anything that i haven't smelled/tasted before.

Anyways let's get into this

Bear Hugger, unsurprisingly, does give the best hugs... Though he accidentally popped my back with a hug and instantly panicked (i was fine btw)

^ His bear does sometimes show up in the WVBA, which i wouldn't mind... But coming around a corner to be face to face with a full sized bear is TERRIFYING

^^ The squirrel on the other hand was cute actually, very active lil fella...s. yeah there was multiple and they ambushed me once. Had to stay where i was for a bit until Bear Hugger came over to help

Soda is intimidating.... But shockingly friendly. Somehow befriended him and now he likes to just randomly pick me up like a cat (he has randomly picked me up Lion King style before too. Why? I have no idea but it scared the hell outta me)

^ He did give me his soda once actually. If you've ever had Mug Root Beer it tasted like that but a few notches sweeter than that brand (idk if this is because my brain decided to should tastes this way but that's what it reminded me of)

Bald Bull... Is actually surprisingly nice, quiet for the most part but nice... if he's not in a bad mood or if you're not acting like a crazy fan/interviewer.

^ The guy just wants his privacy and time to himself, and i don't judge him because wtf with these interviewers-

Mad Clown is actually sassy as hell but to the point his comments are equally as funny with the timing. He's gotten a few good surprised wheezes out of me with his timing.

^ somehow befriended him too. Probably because i was the only one reacting to his comments

Mad Clown does have a clown car (and I'm... Assuming a regular one for everyday use), found that out because i went to see a boxing match and he deadass pulled up to the ring in the clown car-

^ how tf it worked i have no idea don't ask me.

Accidentally met Carmen actually, she's very sweet and bubbly

^ Don on the other hand... My god he was cocky af. Me and him didn't mix well since I'm very much a humble kinda person.

Sandman was... Scary actually. More scary than i thought with how tall he is and his facial expression always seeming angry (he wasn't btw, apparently it's just his resting face which... Yeah fair enough)

^ He's also nice, just not social which i related to. Didn't get to talk to him for long sadly but still was pleasant

Did meet Super Macho Man ... Had the same kinda deal with Don, we didn't mix well. Though SMM was trying to showoff his merch/money just because i was new around, and HATED the fact that I was looking at him like he was insane. Low-key his offended face is funny tho

Aran was, unsurprisingly, chaotic as hell. I was a victim of a few pranks, shockingly none too harmful, i just ran nearly close lined into some plastic wrap because he tied to to a doorframe and he put sone of my stuff on high places so i can't reach them without climbing up whatever he put it on... And was shocked seeing me literally climb up it because i refused to ask for help. I think he gives the more harmful pranks to the other boxers.

Aran really likes to point out how short i am (im 5"3'... That mf is 6"1') compared to him by putting his arm casually on my head... Yeah long story short i bit his arm in response and he hasn't done it again

There's something in Hoy's staff (i was handing Hoy his staff for context of how i know this). The top like swirly part is hollow, the rest isn't just that top part and something rattles in it. I don't know if it's just a broken piece of wood or what.

Dragon and Birdie do have a rivalry. Found that out because Dragon nearly nailed me with a shoe somehow- he got Birdie tho

^ note to self: Dragon has good aim when throwing objects because wtf-

Interacting with Hondo was kinda like Sandman, intimidating but nice, and not too social

[aeoki]

SS Finals - Everyday: Chapter 11

Location: Yumenosaki Rooftop (Press Conference Venue) Characters: Touri, Yuzuru, Eichi, Wataru, Hiyori, Jun, Nagisa & Ibara

Eichi: “...Let’s continue with the explanation.”

“Each team will be given a set amount of time to select a representative unit.”

“You can choose based on discussion or lottery – anything is fine.”

“I’ll let each team choose their own means of selection. That also includes the order the representative units will be performing in.”

Ibara: “Strategy will be crucial there! Knowing when to play which card will decide the tides of victory – just like in card games!”

Eichi: “If a representative unit isn’t chosen within the time limit, then that will result in a default loss so be careful.”

“Let’s put on a demonstration. I choose the ‘Super Butler ★ Yuzuru-kun and His Troop of Pigeons’ to be the representative of the ‘Red Team’ ♪”

Yuzuru: Have you finally gone mad?

Eichi: “I just chose the name randomly. Come, Yuzuru – I want you to stand on stage as someone with that amusing name.”

Yuzuru: It’s not amusing in the least… But if that is your order, then very well.

Nagisa: “...Hmm. I see. Then, I choose the ‘Super Soldier ★ Ibameowth.”

Ibara: Your Excellency!? You mustn’t get swept up in their antics!

Nagisa: …Matching the pace of others at a low level is a fundamental principle.

Ibara: Hmm? Well, I’m glad to see you’ve recovered enough to say jokes now. No, you may just be acting naturally and unknowingly said something funny!

Yuzuru: …It seems we both have it rough, don’t we, Ibara?

Ibara: What did you say? I’m standing here because I want to, just so you know!

Eichi: “Hehe. For the sake of simplifying things, we can only allow one person from each unit to stand here, but during the actual performance, all members of the unit will be on stage.”

Nagisa: “...It may be five against two, depending on the circumstances – unfair battles are also possible.”

“...Strength is not measured in numbers, though.”

Eichi: “Yeah. The selected representative unit will perform within the set time limit.”

Nagisa: “...Come, demonstrate it for us. Dance, Ibara ♪”

Ibara: “Hooray! Is everyone having a grand time!? BANG! BANG!”

Yuzuru: “Your eyes here, please! Oh my, look – a dove has appeared out of the top hat~♪”

Wataru: Amazing! How splendid! You’re both professionals!

Hiyori: Yup, yup ♪ It was quite a ridiculous request, but it’s amazing how they’re both able to pull it off!

Jun: Wow… I-I kinda feel sad for them.

Touri: …………

Eichi: “Hehe. The voting will begin after their performances have finished.”

“In a normal performance battle, only the audience present would be able to vote.”

“But this is the biggest festival in the entire idol industry – Naturally, the number of voters must also be increased to reflect the scale.”

“Put simply, every single citizen in the country has the right to vote.”

“Thanks to the help from the Japanese government, a ‘voting device’ has been distributed to everyone across the country.”

Ibara: “This is a sample! It’s called a cyalume and a red and white light will flash in that order every time you press it! Press it three times and the light will turn off!”

“Please turn on the red light if you wish to vote for the ‘Red Team’ and the white light if you wish to vote for the ‘White Team’!”

“If you don’t want to vote for either team, then please turn off your cyalume! Or don’t press anything from the very beginning!”

Eichi: “Hehe. Everyone in the country has the right to vote, so at most, we should be able to get around a hundred million votes.”

“Naturally, I’m sure the people with no interest in ‘SS’ will throw the device away in the rubbish bin without ever opening the package, though…”

Ibara: “Votes will not count if you do not set the cyalume to a certain colour!”

Eichi: “Yeah. Everyone has their own preferences – I think the votes will definitely be split.”

“The number of votes from each representing unit will then be compared and the side with the most votes will be the winner of that round.”

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[ripruffles]

Assignment 3 part B dev (part three)

Hello! today I am working on the puzzle aspect! I asked Oliver to design the level and he delivered! it looks super cool. However, doesn’t really match what we originally had in mind - player jumping over massive looking spoons or books etc. It’s way too late to try and edit it now since we don’t have any time. It’s kind of annoying. Sadly, we have only sort of done the tutorial level so we really need to get a move on. We might just only end up having a tutorial level as our final as we are all so busy. 

Today I added some form of puzzle aspect to our game. Basically, the player needs to find all the levers to unlock the next level. Since this is the tutorial level, the levers are easily shown to the player with Prickles guiding them. Once the player touches the lever, it vanishes from screen. I decided to do this instead of making the lever move to the other side like it has been pushed because I thought it would add some level of mystery to the game, making the player feel confused and wanting to know more. After the player has interacted with both levers, a door appears which they can touch to move onto the next level. Again, having things randomly appear and disappear adds to the unsettling aspect of the game which we had in our user goals. 

Since the player character still hasn't been made. It looks kind of funny with two magpies. Something else I added today was the art. I added the animation for Prickles. When she is idle, she blinks and slightly moves. This was created by Charlotte. As Prickles doesn't move on the tutorial level, no walking movement needed to be added in. I also added in the background. 

I also worked on the playtesting documents today, adding in aspects which I thought would be good to ask about our game based on the templates. 

[leviiattacks]

random headcanons for modern au levi and jean with their female s/o?? they’re my faves and i really want to see how you’d write jean >:( thank you if you do this <3

author note :: requests are still open soooo... wink wink ;-) i write whatever strikes my inspiration first though but i promise i’ll work my way through them!! ALSO thank you for requesting jean it was v fun 

levi

his love language is definitely acts of service. instead of telling you he loves you he decides to show you how much you mean to him. however, that doesn’t stop him from mildly scolding you whilst he’s at it

“you’ve got something on your mouth. not over there, god c’mere.”

“the collar of your shirt it’s- just let me fix it instead...”

“your buttons aren’t done again????”

he says all of that but proceeds to always help you out. at this point you don’t even bother doing your top two buttons because it’s funny to have levi grumble in annoyance and lean in to do them for you

levi isn’t a man who falls in love with just anyone. when he’s sworn his heart to someone he never takes it back and he’ll do anything in his power to keep you happy

he also pretends to sleep so you don’t worry about his sleeping schedule. he hates that he lies to you about it but it keeps your mind at ease and that’s all that matters to him

loves learning about your hobbies and interests. you genuinely think he doesn’t care for them but sometimes he’ll randomly say “oh, you were really into ____ did you ever finish it?” and you’re just kinda surprised he even remembers because it’s usually something pretty obscure you mentioned in passing

hates you trying to do anything dangerous. if there’s the option of him taking the hit for you he will without any hesitation.

has a habit of kissing your hand before any major event. it’s his way of letting you know he’s always there for you.

he’s never really been directly told “i love you” so when it rolls off your tongue for the first time he’s not sure of what to do. he just freezes and takes a while to process it all before pulling you in for a gentle kiss and whispering it back

he’s super attentive of what you say and always keeps a mental note of it. you told him once that you liked him using emojis and he’s never stopped since. you told him you liked tangerines and the next day the fruit basket was full of them.

he keeps a picture of you in his wallet for safekeeping. honestly he’s a big softie when it comes to you and only you :-(

jean

very passionate about his love for you, makes sure EVERYONE is aware of it

he’s nervous when you look especially pretty because you’re already beautiful in his eyes but when you put in a lot of effort into your appearance on a specific day he won’t shut up about it.

“yup YUP!!! did you see y/n’s makeup??? immaculate.”

into pda. very much into pda. everyone’s surprised that he is and you are too but it seems to be his way of showing he’s yours.

makes a huge deal out of your anniversary. he’ll act like he’s forgot about it for the entire week before and then BOOM, day of and he’s surprised you with a fine night out

loves to make you laugh because one, he gets an ego boost out of it and two, he gets to see you smile and he loves your smile

hypes you up over everything. under any circumstances whatever the weather he makes it a point to support you no matter what. he’s your number one fan and has no problems with making it blatantly obvious

“WOOO GO Y/N YES!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?? THAT’S MY GIRLFRIENDDD!.!//>{^]^!!”

hugs, hugs, hugs. there’s nothing he dislikes about hugging you. pulling you into his chest and having you murmur stories to him is something he treasures.

enjoys having you play around with his hair and he ends up stealing a lot of hair ties from you

omg extra part to the thing about hair ties but once he bought a rainbow pack and he now matches colours with you - his favourite colour is red but you like purple so he finds himself using purple hair ties more often

now, don’t get me started on when he found out what scrunchies were...

[h2bakugou]

🍀 hello! I have a suggestion

How would the class 1 a boys react to you both getting recognized in public as "the secret class 1 a couple?!" And seeing it on the news or social media, Before yous are dating. Hope this makes sense 💖

a/n: hi!! this is super cute! i decided to do a bunch of the boys from 1-a, i didn’t get to do all of them, but this is certainly a cute idea!!

headcanon: them reacting to news of being a couple before they’re actually a couple

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: fluff, swearing

;cut for length;

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katsuki bakugou

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It happens during a training battle with class 1-B. 

It’s just a little get together, the two classes joining for some competitive training.

You’re working with Bakugou since he tolerates you the most, which he would gladly chose you over Beavis and Butt-Head Kirishima and Kaminari.

He also has a crush on you but that’s a secret teehee.

You got one on him too so don’t act all innocent.

But of course, Monoma happens to be one of the members of the group you face off with.

He’s just messing with you, teasing you. Calling you pet names like Angel or Honey.

He’s doing it ‘cause it clearly pisses Bakugou off.

“I’m sorry, where are my manners, flirting with your significant other.” Monoma apologizes as he slaps Bakugou’s shoulder, activating his quirk.

“We’re not dating!?” You yell as you charge at the blonde that isn’t your crush.

“So you mean the entire class has been lying to me?” Monoma pouts.

After training, Bakugou asks you out, stating he’d been thinking of doing it sooner but he had been caught up with staying top of the class-

He was most certainly jealous.

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izuku midoriya

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HIS MOM. PLEASE. IT’S HIS MOM AND ALL MIGHT THAT ARE LIKE YOOO CONGRATS ON yOU TWO GETTING TOGETHER.

Like legit, Deku’s in some parent-teacher conference and All Might is like ‘many things are blossoming, such as young love.’

And his mom is just like ‘finally you and y/n got together, about damn time.’

And Deku’s just like ????? IM SORRY????////

Literally races over to you and is like

“They think we’re together-”

And you’re just like

“Well damn we should be” *lip bite*

Deku blushes but asks you out on the spot so he doesn’t have to explain to his mom that it wasn’t like that.

Lowkey he had the biggest crush on you and was just really nervous that you were too occupied with studies to even notice him.

His mom is so proud of him, probably throws him a party or something for your first official date- please i love her 

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shoto todoroki

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Tell me why I think this fool finds out about the whole ‘secret couple’ thing from Dabi-

It’s just so bad that it’s absolutely perfect.

Tell me that this crispy ass patchwork villain would not take every opportunity to tease Shoto.

“So you came here to fight me with your true love? Perhaps romance isn’t dead.”

Literally about to light his ass on fire and Shoto’s just frozen-yeah go on laugh I know you want too-and just stares at this dude like??? 

come again? pardon?

Deadass looks over at you and just raises an eyebrow.

“I think he thinks we’re a couple.” You fill in the blanks and Todoroki eventually nods.

“Well yes, they are indeed my true love, but I think this might be a bit extreme for a first date. Perhaps when we’re done beating your ass, I can take them out for dinner.”

chivalry isn’t dead *heart eye emojis*

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denki kaminari

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Honestly with the flirty comments you litter under each other’s social media posts, google probably be recommended y’all relationship stuff, those little heart lamp message things, matching necklaces, technology was dropping all the hints.

No but Kirishima probably just assumes you’re together when Kaminari brings you along to one of the mall trips they usually go on.

“Dude you finally asked them out, sick, took you long enough.” 

Cue red Kaminari. Man is a tomato. Like he just turns to you shaking throwing a thumbs up.

“Awe, you like me?” You give him a hug and kiss his cheek, shoving your hand in his.

“Yeah, totally, I mean who wouldn’t.” Kaminari is back to being smug, he’s got a pretty person’s hand in his own he is now taken JSFSJFJ

He will literally be in debt to Kirishima for getting the two of you together. Like he’s deadset on somehow repaying Kirishima.

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eijiro kirishima

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Two words. Katsuki Bakugou.

Kirishima is super sweet, like I just see him doing a bunch of really nice stuff for you, helping you carry things to your dorm, or like maybe doing your hair if you asked.

Bakugou is extremely observant and will just watch how y’all act but like he’s finally so tired of watching you act like a couple. He knows you two have to be a thing so why hasn’t Kirishima mentioned it.

WHY IS BKAUOGU MAD THAT KIRISHIMA IS LIKE NOT SAYING HE”S TAKEN DUDE FKSFKSJI JUST KNOW HE WOULD BE SJFSKFSJK

“We get it you’re together! Just cut the sappy shit already!” Bakugou snaps randomly one day because you’re just sitting in his lap because all the couch seats are taken.

Your cheeks burn and Kirishima’s face turns the same crimson color as his hair.

“Dude we’re-”

“Friends.” You finish, but there’s a hint of sadness.

“You certainly don’t act like. Fucking ask each other out already goddamn.”

Do what he boss says.

Kirishima brings you pretty flowers and asks you out, literally taking you on a date when you say yes, god he’s so sweet love him kiss kiss.

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tenya iida

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Honestly, I think Aizawa’s gonna just have to lecture Iida on social cues. ‘Cause Iida may seem like he’s just being a good class rep, but walking you to and from class, carrying your bag, and tucking hair behind your ear are most certainly beyond what classifies as ‘class rep behavior.’

A bunch of students from class 1-a are gonna be really suspicious, whispering around, making plans to try and catch it happening.

Sure enough, Iida’s carrying your bag as you walk back toward the dorm building, your pinkies just barely touching, before you finally heave a sigh and interlock yours with his.

Kaminari can’t hold in his excitement, congratulating the navy-haired class rep on scoring such a hottie.

“I’m confused, you’re congratulating me-”

“Because you finally asked (y/n) out!” Iida just turns red and stares at you.

“No no, I think you may have misinterpreted!”

“Really? On god? Just like that?” You pout, lowering your head.

“No! I...” 

Iida quite literally has to prove he likes you by kissing you in front of the class. Guess it’s not really a secret anymore.

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hanta sero

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Much like Kirishima, Bakugou and/or Kaminari and/or Kirishima play a big role in ‘exposing’ the two of you.

Late nights in each other’s dorm playing video games?

Wearing each other’s sweaters?

Picnics and walks together?

Yeah try convincing off-brand pikachu, red robin, and the fitness gram pacer test you’re not together.

the fitness gram pacer test bit sounded much better in my head but i didn’t really have any other funny nickname for bakugou other than johnny test which made about as much sense as the fitness gram pacer test.

“Yo we’re going to the mall!” Kaminari is the first to spill the plans for the weekend.

“Oh shoot alright-”

“I meant us. Don’t you have a date with (Y/n)?” Kaminari points to the rest of the group, excluding you and Sero who sat side by side, under a knitted blanket.

“Uhm, Kaminari we’re-”

“Oh no, I know you like them.” Kaminari leans in really close to Sero’s face before squishing his cheeks and turning him to face you.

“I’m so sorry.” Sero whispers to you.

You roll your eyes and lean over, planting a kiss on his cheek, earning a few cheers from Mina and Kaminari who pretty much played matchmaker.

Sero takes you out on a date when they plan to go to the mall, but it was really all a ruse to spy on you on your date.

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masterlist

[mythiccheroacademia]

Hey!! Could we please get more sugar daddy fics with a black reader ofc 😋 idk if you've done shoto already but that'd be nice or hawks and deku💕

A/N: “wrist on glitter, waist on thinner, imma show you how to bag a eight-figure nigga” 👅💋 I enjoyed this way too much

All characters are 18+

Warnings: it got a lil spicy so imma put the line 

Todoroki Shouto:

this mf has money to burn 

we all know todoroki came out the womb w cash from his hair to his ass 

he’s on some “yes, jeff bezos knows me” type shit so if you’re tryna end up with someone that’s gonna possibly buy you a house, he’s your guy 

he slid into your dms after you posted a pic with your skin moisturized and glistening under golden hour and your body had him wanting to run laps 

he had been plottin on you for a min but never got the motivation to do something about it until then

he’s a no strings attached type of sugar daddy

todoroki is a big name even outside of hero work and he’s well aware of all the people that have tried to use him. so instead of letting that happen, he’s decided to do things on his own terms 

when yall first started talking, he questioned you like this was managerial position at apple 💀 

best believe he ran an in-depth background check and made you sign an NDA 💀💀💀

he was a tough one

but you passed w flying colors and y’all settled on an arrangement

you have a weekly allowance that hits your bank account every saturday with some bonuses that he’ll give you depending on how the week goes

todoroki isnt needy nor is he one to be all up in your business 

it’s actually weird in an endearing kind of way? 

he only wants to have conversations with you 

i mean, dont get me wrong, he’s up for anything you are

todoroki would be a liar if he said he never ended some nights with a picture of you and a hand down his pants 

but that’s not what he’s mainly looking for 

you figure out very quickly that shouto just wants someone to talk to 

he’ll randomly hit up your phone and have a 30 min convo about something like the weather or hero politics, and then he’ll dip

next thing you know, you got $1000 in your cashapp

you kind of panicked bc like...wtf? 

your dumb ass messaged him: “did you mean to send $1000?”

sis, dont put a question mark where God put a period

him: “Yes.”

and that was the end of that

you dont question anymore

he’s not doting in any kind of way, and sometimes you lowkey think he forgets about you, but you still get your allowance 

doesn’t send a lot of gifts unless you explicitly state you want something

he doesnt text back a lot, but he tried to respond when he can

but i do see him liking it when you send him mundane things you do throughout your day, like pics of cookies you baked, or a cool plant you saw at home depot

and he enjoys the times you and him end up just trashing his father for nearly an hour. expect to find flowers, with some expensive ass coats or something at your door the next morning 

he really fucks w your laid back vibe 

sometimes he forgets you guys arent really supposed to be friends 

Takami Kiego (Hawks):

this is not hawks’ first time being a sugar daddy

he’s hot, rich, and one of the most eligible bachelor’s in japan with a life that prevents him from having anything too serious

so, long story short, he’s a veteran at this 

he used to be the type to reach out to instagram baddies but he had a couple bad run-ins and decided to stick with the official sites because it was a lot more secure on both ends 

the funny thing was, you set up your account a long time ago as a joke. though at one point, you did take it seriously, but you came in contact with a lot of super creepy men that sexualized you for your skin and ethnicity. 

you were tired of the “chocolate king/queen” and “amazonian god/dess” comments,so you took a break. you didnt have much activity since

so imagine youre surprise when the #2 hero hit your line talking about some 

“Hey~ I’ll get straight to the point. I think you’re beautiful and I’d like to talk with you about an arrangement” 

you thought this was a fake account, but after he chatting for a little and sending some pictures, you knew he was the real deal 

hawks is your standard tit-for-tat transaction sugar daddy

he’s the type to hit you up at night with a “how ya doing, dove? got any pics for me?”

he’s good about his respect ad won’t do anything out of line

it’s the bare minimum, be he doesnt fetishize you so that’s always nice 

however, he does make you call him daddy, sir, etc. whether it’s through text, call, or when y’all get together for...reasons

ngl his dicc game is fire

he might ghost you for a week or so but he’ll always come back with a nice check to make up for it 

just be careful about catching feelings bc he’s so fucking smooth. he makes you feel like you’ve got his heart, but dont fall for that shit

if you think you can “change him” or fuflfil whatever wattpad romance fantasy lives in your head, he is not your guy. you better get on w your life before you get your heart broken

he’s here to suck, fuck, send pics, do a little phone call here n there, send some money, and go 

if you’re not with all that, you might as well dip 

but if you’re cool with that, rest assured, you’re gonna be living your best mf life with this man in your wallet 

and good news, you might not be his only, but you are his favorite

there’s just something about you that’s got him giving you a few extra thousand than he normally does 

he doesnt take his sugar babies on proper dates bc he’s gotta stay away from media outlets, but he will invite you to his office for a “lunch break”

if you ever surprise him with a cute but sexy hawks cosplay, you won’t have to work for two whole weeks bc you cant walk  

overall, he’s a good sugar daddy. defintely good for your pockets and any other non-romantic desires you want fulfilled

Mirodirya Izuku:  

the way you two met and came to this arrangement was more or less an accident

the life of the number one pro-hero was lonely and stressful 

he’s tried to dip his toes in the water here and there, but it never worked out because not many people could deal with the fact that he’d always put hero work first

he was teetering on the edge of signing up for one of those sugar daddy/baby websites until he met you at some cafe he passed by 

it’s cliche really. you were his server and, honestly? he was hooked on day one 

he watched you intently as you pranced around in your cute uniform. he couldnt stop admiring your brown skin and eyes and how cute your hair was. you spoke with such enthusiasm and cheerfulness that he couldnt help but swoon. and it didn’t hurt that you were very easy on the eyes

he listened to you as you went on a spiel about how college was a fortune and how you stayed up last night for a project bc you had to pick up extra shifts

that’s when he made his decision

by the time the hero is out of the door, you collected the reciept and almost fainted when you realized he left you a $500 tip and his personal number 

“i enjoyed talking to you today and i hope we can continue that...here’s something small to help with your bills. and i hope this isnt too forward but you’re very beautiful. stay safe. deku.”

and what did you do that night?

you called his ass right back

you were nervous as hell bc you still couldnt believe this was real, but after talking on the phone with him for two hours, an arrangement was set

midoriya is the most gentlemen like sugar daddy out there 

you wake up to good morning texts and a few hundred in your bank account almost every two days 

he goes crazy over your insta posts. and if you wear something green? expect a bonus

takes you out shopping unprovoked 

izuku: “are you busy? i saw you were having a rough week and was wondering if you wanted to go to that new outlet mall downtown”

you: 🏃🏾‍♀️💨  

you most certainly had homework due that night but what tf you look like missing out on that offer? 

it’s after so many “dates” that deku realizes that he prefers hanging around you more than he should but he doesnt wanna ruin anything so he keeps that underwraps 

he’s the idiot that goes into this thinking he won’t fall in love

deku defintely has some dirty thoughts about you but he doesnt try to bring it up unless you do first

if you’re comfortable with anything nsfw, you gone see a whole different side to izuku

he’s a giver, giver, giver, but when he recieves, he just about loses it

send him “innocent” pics of yourself matched with a string of filthy texts and he’ll combust 

when you send him pics of yourself in deku-themed lingre, he deadass sends you a whole black card with your name on it as a thank you

you guys get very comfortable with each other very quickly

soon enough, DA’s start turning into y/n stayng over for a week 

you both realize this relatiosnhip runs a lot deeper than an arrangement when he accidentally let it slip that he told his mom about you 

he’s profusely apologizing but you shut him up with a kiss and tell him that you’ve kinda caught feelings yourself 

your next conversation works out well for the both of you 

[devilrainbunnie]

Gamer Boy Shigaraki // Headcannons

a/n: i wrote this last night because i saw @itzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdamy ‘s comment on one of my posts about gamer shiggy and i just know he would be exactly like this. also wanted to include soft tomu baby, i just want to goof around with him in animal crossing so bad.

cw: mentions of p*rn, swearing (sorry hehe)

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GENERAL HEADCANNONS:

Definitely is addicted to energy drinks, probably Bang, or Monster. He drinks that shit like it’s water, man doesn’t care for his health properly. I literally think that’s cannon, man doesn’t have a proper sleep schedule. He’s a villain for crying out loud, the man sleeps like 3 hours every day.

Really likes eating things with cheese or cheese flavored. Fucking cannon too I swear, the man is a gamer. He probably plays CSGO, Apex, COD, GTA etc. Of course he eats cheese balls and makes microwave nachos at 3 am. Man lives off of it, he just plays round after round and in between loading screen downs whatever kind of chip is near him. I swear.

Has a VR set. And no, it is not just for gaming if you catch my drift there. He definitely watches some VR hentai or hardcore porn using his headset. I’m not wrong. I’m just not.

Most definitely is the meanest person during a match. He will bully the fuck out of you, no questions asked. He’s ruthless, don’t piss him off.

(S/O headcannons below the cut)

WITH HIS S/O:

Definitely wants to play games with his s/o. Having them sit on his lap while they play depending on the game sometimes he prefers the distance so he doesn’t accidentally jerk his body and smack them. But more often than not, he’s touch starved. Let him hold you.

He loves to talk about recent games with his s/o. Absolutely loves going on, and on about games he’s passionate about. Telling you everything you’d ever need to know about it, even if it’s not your style— you listen anyways, because god is it not the cutest thing ever when Tomura gets giddy about a subject he doesn’t get to talk about too often.

Will not allow you to speak to any of the people he plays with. He knows these guys, and some of them are fucking mean. He doesn’t want anyone to hurt your feelings, or any of the guys in his server/team to flirt with you. The few times they heard the two of you talking, there were horrendous comments that caused Shiggy to scream at them in the mic to shut their traps. But not a loss, they’re probably all creeps anyways.

Most definitely calls you player two more than your actual name. He thinks it’s a cute nickname, even if other people think it’s cringe, he’s gonna squish your cheeks and call you that randomly. You’re his favorite person. Partner in crime, you're literally his player two in real life.

If you play Sims, he forces you to make him a Sim that is married or dating your sim. He gets very jealous for some reason over it, if another male sim is even talking to your sim he tells you to stop playing. Usually you just ignore him and tell him to shut up. He does so.

If you play Animal Crossing, he gives you cute gifts all the time. Anything you’d like really, if you check your mail you’ll find something in there waiting for you. He really likes leaving you flowers for your island, doing cute emotes of love sick faces and bashfulness whenever he visits you. If you ignore him in the game he’ll follow you and keep doing that stupid fucking heart break emote. Or the shocked one with the piano noise JUST to annoy you. Even if he’s literally in the room with you. Damned brat. Sometimes he’ll start swatting you randomly or running laps around your character. Sometimes even trampling your flowers. DAMNED. BRAT.

If you like playing Mario Kart, he becomes a little gentleman. Oh, you want to get a specific character? He’ll let you decide whichever one to choose first, anything for his little monarch/king/queen. But when you play, he becomes ruthless. He is going to try to make you fail, whether that’s biting your neck, kissing your lips and pinching your sides, or throwing things specifically at you, ramming you off the road, and even once smacking his controller on top of yours when you kept winning— he’s gonna be an annoying little shit. He’s so goddamn competitive. He is such an Aries bye.

He likes playing games with you he doesn’t have to take too seriously, and can just goof off at with you. He wants to have fun, be cheeky and do things that only he might find funny. This is the only time you get to see him super playful, child-like, and just so free. Perhaps that’s why you beg him to play games with you all the time.

Overall though, you make the gaming experience better. He loves every moment he spends with you when you’re doing something fun together, he just hopes you appreciate it just as much. Which you obviously do.

[bevvydraws]

The King of LBTwt

I’m so sorry it is almost 3 am and this is probably so bad. It isn’t proofread but I had to get this idea out there. 

Social Media AU Ladrien where Marinette is a VTuber It started off as a joke--mostly. One evening while mindlessly scrolling through her twitter, Marinette stumbled across something interesting someone she followed reblogged. It was a clip of a streamer, who was using a virtual avatar in place of where a face cam would be. Finding this odd, and a little funny, Marinette looked into it a little more. It turned out that this was something that was becoming more and more popular for video game streamers. There were a variety of different characters, with a bunch of unique characteristics. These characters were placeholders for the actual streamers, giving them the anonymity they wanted while giving viewers a face to match the voice to. Marinette had to admit it was a genius concept. 

So of course Marinette did the logical thing, she decided to mess around and create a virtual avatar for herself instead of working on any of the many assignments she had for her university courses. She wasn’t planning on streaming, it was just a fun side project to put her limited art skills to use. Using google and whatever free programs she could get her hands on, Marinette designed what would later be known as the first version of her new persona: Ladybug. 

Ladybug’s cartoon appearance matched up with Marinette’s slightly. Their hair color was the same, with Ladybug’s hair placed in two buns on the top of her head, with little red ribbons sticking out from beneath them. Her eyes were a little more blue, and the proportions were a lot more cartoony. Marinette modeled a mask over her eyes, just a simple spotted mask. She was inspired by one of the many other avatars she’d seen, and figured giving her own character a “schtick” would make designing her more fun--hence the name. 

The truth was, Marinette never intended to stream. She was just going to let the avatar files collect metaphorical dust in the corner of her computer storage, something to run into ever so often and smile fondly at. But, the more Marinette thought about it, the more it felt like an injustice. She spent so long on it, she wanted to be able to use Ladybug at least once. So, while on break between semesters, she decided that streaming ever so often wouldn’t be a big deal. It’s not like she’d have a following, or would have to worry about disturbing anyone. Thanks to the generous compensation she received from Jagged Stone for any and all “fashion emergencies”, she had more than enough money to live comfortably in a small apartment not far from her university.  So what was the harm in streaming her playing some Mecha Strike Online every once in a while? Apparently none. 

In fact, Marinette gained a following rather quickly. While she wasn’t one of the top streamers--not by a long shot--she had a little over a thousand people on her streams some nights. It didn’t matter what she was playing, whether it were Mecha Strike or Stardew Valley, people enjoyed her commentary and sarcasm. Before she knew it, she had to make separate social media accounts to avoid people pretending to be her. 

Marinette didn’t expect to enjoy streaming so much. She made sure to mention often that she was just a casual streamer, and that she wasn’t planning on making this her full time career--her passion was in designing after all--and even made a point to donate a majority of any money she made from streaming to charities. It was a good way to relax, though. And the community was nice enough.

In particular, Marinette enjoyed observing the twitter community. A group of people who enjoyed her content called themselves “LBTwt”. They clipped her streams, made fanart of her avatar, and would randomly tag her in memes. Some people sent her encouragement, and some would simply clown on her in a lighthearted manner. Marinette was amazed by the community, and interacted with them ever so often to show her appreciation. 

There was one user in particular though who seemed to be popping up the most. A twitter user who used the handle “@buggaboy” and had dubbed himself “King of LBTwt”. He tweeted at her more than anyone, commented under all of her posts, and even sent things to her DMs. While Marinette avoided her DMs like the plague, she couldn’t help but laugh at his other interactions with her. He never said things like “thanks bestie” like many others took to doing. Instead, he borderline waxes poetic about the clip of her reading out his “Ladybug my beloved” Super Chat during a YouTube stream.  His tweets were never creepy though, just admiration and respect in a dorky and overly grandeur way.

Marinette enjoyed his antics, and one day found herself scrolling through his Twitter feed. Part of it felt a little egotistical, but she figured he wanted her to see it anyway, considering he tagged her in most of his posts. What posts weren’t dedicated to her were dedicated to his black cat. It was this black cat that led to Marinette’s life taking a wild turn for the second time. 

Because there was only one person who was dorky enough to name their black cat Plagg. And only one person who owned the expansive anime figurine collection in the photo she was staring at on her phone, the familiar black cat pawing at a Naruto figure that she distinctly remembers saving up for as a birthday present. 

The King of LBTwt was none other than Adrien Agreste.

[vargaslovinghours]

“...pretty sure I’m most of the way out of Vargas brainspace...”

Well, huh. Second verse, same as the first!

Was thinking quite a lot about their “first kiss” from Parent-Teacher Night - I realized afterwards that Edgar would almost certainly be wearing something much more suited to the occasion! If it’s going to be perfect, it’s gotta be ✨Perfect✨ 

Oh yeah, he can just do that. I actually had a lot of Hunchback-themed doodles, spanning probably a full page between my main and alt. notebook. I only realized very very recently looking back that I initially set it up to be a movie they see After but then doodled a bunch of stuff as if they could still share dreams, that’s not how that works at all!

I’ve gotten surprisingly good at drawing him just with my index finger lol. Sometimes a bad mood is best channeled through a judgmental Scriabin

I wanted to try out a bunch of different sitting and laying poses on the couch and made this for a base. They’ve got such long legs, it’d be all too easy to squish the other if one of them decided to stretch out hehe

Another Pearlcatcher Scriabin, as a test for my new notebook. Notebook did not make the grade, but he did turn out cute ♥ What a polite sit, folded wings and all. Wonder what element he’d breathe, hmm

More paper testing, ended up with a couple Edgar comparisons. I miss my old paper!! It’s hard to tell since I drew in the upper margin for the tests lol, false unlined

I might finish the present exchange minicomic yet, but if I don’t I’d hate to just leave it hanging! This is how I make doodle notes lol, the order is a bit all over the place. Edgar’s gift was a double scarf! It actually unbuttons into two matching scarves but it’s not immediately obvious so it just looks like a super-long scarf, made to be shared whether separate or together :) Plus a couple bonuses of Scriabin wearing his very terrible mask and the two of them sharing the scarf :D

Ambidextrous practice and an older idea of Scriabin being able to pronounce keysmashes lol, it’s good letter practice! Edgar is very disturbed, how are you making those noises with your mouth

King Edgar! Was feeling a bit saccharine, but could just as easily be about competing royalty, guess he won the battle for the crown. For now...

Pot calling the kettle black, there. Unjustified egoism? Unheard of!

The original-original sketch of this WIP, I don’t need a lot to go on for my brain to remember what I meant lol. I actually still rather like how the skeleton of his fingers are shaped, it’s a nice wide, stressed expression

I edit out most of my notes ‘cause they’re either this or memery lol. Puffed out cheeks are too cute!

I like Lady!Edgar quite a lot, obviously lol. I wanted to draw her in the cardigan because Edgar was cute in it and wouldn’t you know, that carries over! Edgar’s cute throughout his iterations haha. I feel the same about Lady!Scriabin as well, in one of my sketches I described her as “puckish” lol

Playful closeness, Edgar is not interested lol. I was mostly thinking about hip posing at the time, like meeting at one point and separating out from there. Tied at the hip!

Back to what I was doing before, nbd. The amount of unfinished kiss doodles I have....look, okay- I also think it’s funny that with unfinished blushes their faces end up darker than their hair lol

Speaking of - back when I was first practicing drawing kisses, the alignment was probably the hardest part. Convincingly making it look like the lips meet is hard! But then the reality of the situation occurred to me, Edgar’s not particularly practiced at kissing so maybe the combination our inexperiences would result in such a situation lol

Probably my favourite frame from Where are you now, he looks so intense even though he’s immediately going to pop into panic, ahh the contrast. I also originally used hard-edge vectors at a much smaller scale, but I intended soft and shined eyes from the beginning

Just pick him up and carry him like a teddy bear lol. Just wait til he kicks out his leg and they fall on each other lol

Spacefiller fluffy Scriabin. I keep wanting to draw flowers but I keep forgetting about flower crowns! I just like pinned back hair too much I guess

Oh no not a hug trap! Insidious, however will he escape

Someone gently touching Edgar’s face - I ended up liking how the sketch looked too much to want to finish it lol. Who could it be?

Brief return to the TGWDLM crossover, it hits randomly. I never drew the Apotheosis meeting Edgar, and it’s still not exactly how I’d imagine it happening (or what I’ve written) but I thought it was interesting anyway. Edgar’s always gotta be crying, that’s a requirement

A!Edgar is so cloyingggg, it’s never not weird

Definitely not

Fighting over symbolism. It took me a while to think it over fully, but I think the scariest part about Apotheosized!Edgar is that he’s not afraid to hurt Scriabin at first. He’s much closer to a stranger with Edgar’s face, but that’s kind of a big deal lol

Finally a lack of glasses that makes sense lol. Easier to just grab his face than point him in the right direction and hope he sees

Some Convalescence Scriabin mouth shape practice for funsies. My mouth expressions tend to be rather subdued and since he was both already on my mind and more prone to big expressions, he seemed perfect for it. I really like “E” lol, he looks so proud

Eye, or lack thereof practice, a bit torn at the outer edge. Kinda reminds me of Invader ZiM in a bad way lol, I might return to the spiral-looking socket instead if I draw them again, I like the weird smooth texture but it’s hard for me to pin down with pencils

A silly little idea of Scriabin flying into him and falling over lol. “Hey Ron. Hey Billy” lol. Edgar’s just given up entirely

So that’s September through mid February! I honestly didn’t expect to still be doodling them so often lol

[dubububbles]

SHINee’s scenario: they have to call their celebrity s/o during a recording for a show as a mission

(request: shinee has to call you, their celebrity s/o, during a recording for a show as a mission. thanks a ton for doing this) 

Requested by anon

- Sorry for not posting in a bit, I was super stuck on this one! Thankfully I got some help from a fellow shawol friend~ hope it’s oki! ❤️

Onew:

In light of a recent group comeback Onew and the other members appeared on a new variety show. It included different talk segments and also a specific game where each of them would have to call someone with the mission of getting that person to say a specific word. The words were of course very random and difficult ones. 

As the eldest, he was set to go first and decided to call you, as your relationship was well-known and he knew you had a day off and would answer.

The other members would snigger and watch in amusement as their leader attempted to lie about calling you during his ‘break-time’ and then proceed to somehow get you to say his given word, which was a lot more difficult than he had anticipated. For a brief moment he looked their way for help but they all shrugged with identical grins, leaving him to fend for himself which made him mentally sigh. 

After some time of him asking odd and cringe-worthy questions that made his fellow members shake their heads you ultimately figured out what was really going on and asked him if he was recording for a show. Since he had already failed he admitted that he was and also briefly explained the game. 

“Aigoo you got a difficult word. Sorry I couldn’t help you but I bet the punishment will be fun to watch.” 

Your playful words caused some laughter before Onew sulked and eventually ended the call for the next member to attempt the mission. 

In the end, he did end up losing and had to face an embarrassing punishment, which you could later tease him about. 

Jonghyun: 

When Jonghyun was guesting on a radio show there was a corner where each person had to call someone to answer questions about them, which had been prepared before-hand and the answers of the person on the other end had to match their own.

Prior to the mission he debated on who to call between his members, his best friend and you and ultimately decided on the last. 

The other members would know it was a mission and likely sabotage him in any way they saw fit but he didn’t imagine that you would have the same mischievous agenda. 

“Yeobeoseyo~”  

As soon as you answered with your internal greeting, which was a mix of “yeobeo” (honey) and a usual phone greeting, he couldn’t help but smile as the love struck puppy he was which made the person closest to him nudge his arm to snap him out of it. Before he could get distracted again he quickly explained the reason behind his call, including the rules. 

“If I answer them all correctly will you share your winning price with me?” 

The question made him let out a baffle laugh but then quickly give in since he didn’t want to lose after all. He then started asking the question and cheered when you consistently answered them all correctly. 

When only one question remained he already felt confident that he could actually win. 

“If someone says happiness, what three things come to my mind first?”

“SHINee, SHINee world and me.” You said quickly and chuckled as Jonghyun celebrated with a loud ‘whoop’ after doing an all-kill by getting each answer right.

He wrapped up the call by saluting you in a playful and exciting manner and then fought back a massive smile for the rest of the show. 

Key: 

When your boyfriend was calling you randomly in the middle of the day instead of texting, as he usually would, it definitely surprised you at first.

“Is everything okay?” You answered in a puzzled manner, thinking there was likely a reason behind him calling out of the blue.

Instead of answering he suddenly asked you a question instead and it made you feel utterly lost. It was about his birthday, which you obviously knew so you answered him but only grew more confused as he continued. Though, when you could pick up on other voices in the background you figured he was calling as a part of whatever show he was guesting. 

It instantly shifted your mood and you saw an opportunity to get back at him for his continuous habit of teasing you. Instead of giving him correct answers you decided to give random and obviously false ones. The more outrageous, the better, you thought and smirked to yourself.

When the game ended and your boyfriend was in bewildered shock by the outcome, you felt exceptionally happy with yourself. 

“Yah y/n, why did you choose this moment to be playful? I called you because I trusted you and now you betray me like this?”

You rolled your eyes at his overly dramatic tone. “Why? Did I make you lose the game?” 

"...."

“I figured you were doing a mission and thought that giving the correct answers would be too boring.”

Despite not seeing him at the moment you could imagine the way he rolled his eyes. “Aigoo sometimes you are too perceptive for your own good."

“Nah, this is just payback.” You said at last and sniggered before you ultimately ended the call, even if you knew you were going to be in trouble later on. 

Minho: 

Minho was no stranger to being invited to guest sport or competition themed shows and he often accepted them since it was in his veins after all. 

During a filming of running man he was working diligently and having fun, at least up until a specific segment that included dares, where one was to call a girlfriend/wife and he was the chosen member to complete it. 

He hadn’t called you while on a schedule before so it made him a bit nervous but he wasn’t about to surrender or make the other team win. “I just have to call her right? Even if she doesn’t pick up?” He clarified before going through with the dare. 

However, when you picked up as you normally would, using your own picked out nickname for him, it would make him a bit shy and unsure of what to say. 

At that point, the other running members and guests cut in and overtook the call to greet you. It was a bit sudden and overwhelming for you but you still greeted everyone politely. 

“Is this some sort of mission?” You asked, knowing Minho wouldn’t randomly call you while filming, since even if your relationship was public you weren’t that open yet. 

The question caused some laughter and Minho then briefly explained about the dare. You could tell from the sound of his voice that he was a bit uncomfortable so you decided to help him up and make up an excuse for not being able to talk, which made him smile as he could see through it and know it was intentional. 

You then greeted everyone again quickly before your boyfriend ended the call with a shy smile on his face and continued with filming. 

Taemin: 

While filming for a reality show together with one of his close friends Kai, Taemin was having a lot of fun and felt at ease. However, that would change quickly after him losing a game and facing a punishment. 

He couldn’t help but feel a bit scared, as this was his friend’s perfect opportunity to embarrass or get back at him for a prank he had played on him before. And how right he was. 

Kai already had a playful smirk on his face when he presented his chosen punishment, which was for Taemin to prank call you, his publicly known girlfriend. 

“W-what kind of prank call?” He stuttered out, already feeling nervous about suddenly including you in the show without asking beforehand. 

After Kai gave a funny and outrageous idea he sat back and watched in amusement as Taemin went through with it in a clumsy and funny manner. 

He desperately tried to trick you even if his voice or words weren’t even remotely convincing and you obviously didn’t buy it. 

“Do you really expect me to believe something so outrageous? This is obviously related to the show you’re filming.” You told your hopeless boyfriend while trying not to laugh. 

In the end, it amounted to a fun clip to include in the show, though as it was over Taemin wanted to go hide in embarrassment. He knew he would have a lot of making up to do with you next time you met. However, he planned to blame it all on his close friend with the hope that you would go easier on him then. 

[koganegawasimp]

Hi! I saw that you were taking hq requests! So can I request some pumpkin picking/carving with the seijoh 3rd years? Separate or as a big friend group is fine! Whatever you’re more comfortable with!🤍🤍

So I tried writing this so many times and I kept accidentally making this into poly headcanons dbsbdbsdbs (that being said please send me poly Seijoh third year requests I love them so much) and I tried to write this as like...what they would do as like a group friend outing but with smaller sections of headcanons about how they would be individually?? I hope you enjoy!!

Word Count: around 1300

Gender Neutral Reader

First of all, Oikawa is definitely the one who convinced dragged everyone to go pumpkin picking

Oikawa: “Come on it’ll be super fun and we can all spend time together :D!”

Iwa: >:/

You definitely all carpool there, with Oikawa and Hanamaki singing along to the radio as loudly and off key as possible until Iwa yells at them to shut up

Once you all get to the pumpkin farm, Mattsun and Maki just zoom straight to the pumpkins the second you’re parked (they’re both determined to get the weirdest looking pumpkin there)

They definitely try to make you laughs by holding up all the oddly shaped pumpkins and making weird faces

“Hey look this one is kind of shaped like a snail” “oh yeah? Well this one looks like a blobfish” “this one looks like a di-“

Hanamaki uses the goofiest Halloween themed pick up lines and puns on you to try and make you smile. Matsukawa spends the whole time jokingly booing him (haha booing because like ghosts and Halloween get it haha)

Maki: “I can't find a Halloween costume, can I just go as your boyfriend?”

Mattsun: “BOOOOO”

Iwa is also trying to keep his eye on everyone else because they’re literally all over the place and he doesn’t want to have to go looking for everyone later

The whole time, Oikawa is running around trying to take nice pictures of everyone (I feel like he’s that friend who’s constantly taking candid photos of everyone whenever he’s hanging out with his friends??)

He would also spend wayyy too much time trying to take a bunch of group pictures with all of you included but every time someone takes the picture someone’s looking the wrong way or making a weird face or he decides that he doesn’t like the pose, and everyone kind of grumbles about it but they indulge him because they all know that he just wants a nice group photo of all of you together and happy 🥺🥺🥺

He would take SO many pictures of you, like he’d obviously take the cute sweet ones but he’d also take so many goofy candids and selfies with stupid filters too

If there are any kinds of games or activities there, Maki and Mattsun are definitely trying to rope everyone in to play them

If you get dragged into it they 100% spend the whole time goofing around and trying to make a big joke out of it all! They’re just trying to make everyone else laugh fjbdfjjfdfjdf

Matsukawa absolutely tries to win you a prize at one of the games 🥺🥺 he probably goes apple bobbing (even though that’s kind of gross as fuck) to win you a little stuffed animal or something fjsbfbbsbfdn

Chances are Iwaizumi ends up having to carry pumpkins for at least one other person and he pretends to be annoyed but he really doesn’t mind that much

(Ok so like now these are the individual headcanons, these are all character x reader relationship headcanons I know the formatting is kind of weird)

OIKAWA

Oikawa definitely wants to try and find the prettiest and smoothest pumpkins there

He’s sooo excited by all this and the autumn *vibes* that he’s practically glowing nffnfbfdnnf

He’s also convinced that he’s waaay better at picking out pumpkins than he actually is so he’s constantly butting in and trying to give you advice

I also think he would love those really tiny decorative pumpkins that fit in your hand so he would absolutely get like five of those (“one for each of us!”)

He probably made you dress up in a matching outfit with him or something snsbdbdbfd

He insists that you have to hold hands “to keep you warm” (but he really just wants to be close to you)

He would probably whine until you carried his pumpkin for him but he promises to repay you later with some hot chocolate

IWAIZUMI

Iwaizumi (basically the only practical one) is looking for one that’s pretty big and relatively smooth without being too heavy to carry

He’s the one who would give you actual helpful advice about picking out a pumpkin, and genuinely wants to help you

He would also offer to carry your pumpkin no matter how heavy it is 🥺🥺

If the weather is on the chillier side he would offer you his jacket to make sure you stay warm and to keep you from getting sick

He thinks you look so cute when you’re picking out a pumpkin so he’s just looking at you with the softest facial expression and the sweetest smile the whole time

He can’t hold your hand because he’s holding too many pumpkins but he leans down to kiss your forehead every once in a while

HANAMAKI

He’s still on this quest to find the weirdest looking pumpkin (and he’s doing a surprisingly good job?)

He is so goofy literally the whole time djsbdbsnf

He’s trying so hard to make you smile and laugh the whole time y’all are there

He’s really soft for your smile and your laugh so every single time he makes you giggle he just stops everything and stands there like 🥰🥰

You probably end up playing tag and running all over the pumpkin patch and almost getting kicked out

He also probably has his arm casually around your shoulders as long as his arms are free

He will absolutely make you carry your own pumpkin but he will also carry his own so it’s all fair

MATSUKAWA

He’s also being super goofy and funny, but in more of a teasing, flirty way if that makes sense??

Absolutely holds your stuff over your head to watch you try and grab at it while he teases you for “being short” (no matter how tall you are)

He also tries to take candid photos of you making weird faces

But two can play at that game

Y’all end up spending so much time running around and taking goofy photos of each other that you barely have time to actually pick out a pumpkin

He also probably picks you up and carries you around at some point (I feel like he’s the type of dude to randomly pick up his S/O in public and carry them around and shit)

Mattsun is also weirdly sensible about picking out a pumpkin?? Like he might’ve picked out some weird ass one that looks like an actual ass but he gives you actual good advice

Now that you all have your pumpkins you head back to Matsukawa’s house to carve pumpkins!

Iwaizumi and Matsukawa clean out the pumpkins while you, Hanamaki, and Oikawa set everything up on the dining room table.

Matsukawa definitely has a Halloween playlist that he blasts while you’re all working on carving the pumpkins

Oikawa probably saves the pumpkin seeds so that he can bake them and you all can have them as a snack later

He probably carves a pretty generic jack o lantern face (he wanted to do one of those super fancy carvings where you scrape part of the pumpkin off so there’s more dimension but he realized that it would be waaaay too complicated last minute) and he paints little faces on each of the five smaller pumpkins to match everyone’s personalities (and actually does a surprisingly good job???)

Hanamaki carves a super goofy jack o lantern face and says it looks like Oikawa NDHHDFHDH

And as soon as he’s finished carving the pumpkin he definitely starts dancing to the music Mattsun put on and tries to get everyone else to do it too!

Matsukawa tries to make his super weird and grotesque and it actually turns out surprisingly well??

After you’re all done carving pumpkins you all set up a blanket fort and eat pumpkin seeds and drink hot chocolate and watch Hocus Pocus 😌😌😌

[reidsmissmatchedsocks]

sexuality headcanons for the bau!!

hotch - this man screams bisexual to me and i dont even know why. he just gives off the vibe. i feel like he has a preference for women but still very much loves men. emily was the first person he came out to (gideon had known but he found out on accident when hotch forgot to change the pronouns while talking abt an ex) since he knew he could trust her with that sort of thing after she came out to the team. shortly after haley died he decided he was tired of hiding this part of himself and came out to the rest of the bau, starting w rossi and then telling reid, morgan, garcia and jj at the same time. they were all very supportive and garcia gave him a little bi pride flag for his desk :)

emily - gayest bitch in the whole show. this woman takes wlw simping to a whole new level w the yearning shes been doing for jj for the last decade. she came out to the team very randomly while they were out at a bar. she slapped her hand on the table and said loudly, “id just like u all to know im a homosexual” and then walked out. everyone was kinda dumbfounded at first but obviously very supportive and happy she felt comfortable enough to tell them. she goes to pride every year and owns a lot of lesbian pride flags. morgan always laughs at her and teases her whenever he sees her obviously checking out someone and is happy he has someone to comfortably talk to abt girls. she gives the guys dating advice claiming shes “the master of dating women” even tho it took her over ten years to build up the courage to ask out jj. rossi finds this fact very funny

garcia - this woman is pan and u cannot tell me otherwise. fuck gender she loves everyone and is only interested in a persons amazing personality (since she prides herself on her ability to judge character) and how willing they are to flirt in public and how much they enjoy pda. garcia never really felt the need to come out assuming everyone just knew already but after emily came out she decided to keep a set of pride flags in her office and she has a pan flag on one of the walls plus an array of different pan themed things. one day rossi asked what the flag was for and she went in detail explaining different sexualities, flags and the significance. she finds the history super interesting and loves going to pride. she also wheres a little pan pride button on her shirts everyday because she thinks it looks nice :D

morgan - bisexual man. do i have to say any more? he never really came out but after seeing him flirt w enough guys while they were out everyone got the point. has a mini pride flag on his desk he got from garcia and a matching flag pin he wears on his shirts most days. he goes to pride w garcia and spencer every year

rossi - unlabled!! hes mostly had relationships w women but that doesnt mean exclusively. he likes men sometimes and has had relationships w them in the past but hes not quite sure which label fits him and thats okay!! hes never specifically stated his preference or sexuality to any of the others but they wouldnt be surprised if he got a bf, moreso surprised he got into a relationship at all

reid - biromantic demisexual!!! it took reid a long time to figure himself out, getting bullied a lot through school w various slurs thrown at him every day not helping. once he was in college he started to realize his attraction to both men and women and it scared him. he also felt like he was wrong for not wanting hookups or flings, he couldn’t understand the appeal. he pushed away a lot of his feelings, too scared of judgement from other people. that changed when he got to the bau tho, he had a family who loved and. supported him and he started to realize maybe it wasnt just him who felt this way. he ended up opening up to garcia after finding out shes pan and she lets him no they love him no matter what and theres nothing wrong w him. she helps him explore labels until he figures out which ones fit and gives him advice on coming out. he comes out to morgan first, hotch soon after, then emily, jj and rossi. they all are super supportive and loving ofc and reassure him that nothing can change their feelings towards him. theyre family.

jj - jj is bisexual!! she is obviously in love w emily but she also was in love w will for a long time. she never came out to the team officially but they all knew and she kept small bi pride things around her office. shes generally less of a gay mess than the rest of them but she definitely has her moments. she goes to pride every couple years w emily and sometimes hotch if they can convince him to tag along. she figured it out at a young age and never rlly doubted her feelings, just being happy w herself. she loves herself and her identity