soooo i've been real busy this past month and change working on this monster of a painting! it was originally for the GO Ref library study club but clearly took much longer than i anticipated😅
for those of you who don't recognize it, this is based on one of my favorite historical paintings, Judith Beheading Holofernes (1620) by Artemisia Gentileschi. i love the Baroque period and this painting (as well as her other works) makes me insane. here it is Good Omens style so maybe all of you can be insane with me <3
"Aziraphale (and Crowley) Beheading the Metatron"
(non-bloody and non-glowy versions under the cut)
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For a man to call himself a dom, you have to actually respect women.
For anyone to call themselves a dom, you have to have some fucking respect for your sub.
You are not a dom if you don't respect your sub. You're a fucking abuser and should be put on a list and castrated.
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No offense to Mithrun but he really was dumber than a 14 year old. Thistle had that shit locked down for ONE THOUSAND YEARS. Sure he wasn't having a great time for most of it but in terms of duration that Minecraft kid was the most successful Dungeon Lord in history. Mithrun's fake little tea party collapsed and got him eaten within 5 years. The hubris of snake pussy. Meanwhile the Winged Lion had to orchestrate Delgal's escape to the surface and a whole fake hero prophecy just to get out from under Thistle's littlest jester boot.
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“old woman yuri” My raw throat gutturally cried to the sky, my torturing shrieks of sheer unhinged agony echoing in the omnipresent empty space seemingly stretching out for eternity.
OLD WOMAN IN LOVE
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i desperately wish gw2 had more food-centric lore. i think about asura food more than is probably particularly reasonable. they're sort of implied to like molecular gastronomy in the lvl500 chef quests which is fitting and makes sense, but surely not every asura is eating bespoke Pea Spheres day in and day out right? i think my favorite angle on them is a sort of 50s-80s american-esque food style where there's a huge emphasis on things being Convenient and Scientific, so you'd get a lot of absolute slop tv dinners and canned items that have labels boasting how they were nutritionally fortified and contained your day's complete vitamin intakes and so on. a lot of jellied things. i do also fully believe they would have + eat soylent.
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Quick sketches of how tall Xurkitree is supposed to be
Emmet is on the ground for the encounter, hence Xurkitree seeming to loom over him, but they’re actually smaller than the average Xurkitree
Stowaway’s size meanwhile keeps changing to be more visible for comedic reasons. Stowaway is also smaller than the average Joltik
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Guys, for real though. If you don't have love or care for your sub and constantly see them as inferior, worthless, or just an object, you need some serious help.
Love and care for each other. Check up on your sub. Make sure everything is consentual. Don't be a fuckin piece of shit.
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so I saw a post a few days ago that mentioned the way the western death note fandom perceives Light as having a quote unquote god complex (which obviously. I cant find. because it's impossible to find anything on here), and I thought I'd just expand on that a little.
TLDR, while you could probably use other evidence to claim he has a god complex, him literally calling himself a god is more of a translation error than anything else
the post was basically explaining that Light calling himself the "shinsekai no kami da" wasn't the same as if he had called himself a 'god' in the western sense, which. I honestly feel I should have realised before, but translation issues are a bitch and its easy to take sub/dub as gospel when you don't understand the context of the original Japanese.
this article sums up the concept of kami better than most of the other sites I could find, but if you're too lazy to read that (real) here are the main points
kami aren't divine, omnipotent, perfect, or necessarily good
they also aren't inherently different to other living beings, just a higher manifestation of them
while the term can refer to "gods" like amaterasu, izanagi and izanami, it also refers to spirits, forces of nature, humans who became kami after dying, and even elements of the landscape itself
some of the details on this site conflict with other sources I've found but the ones I've listed above seem to be pretty consistent.
basically, the term kami gets misconstrued as always meaning "god" in the Christian (? idk I'm not religious maybe just western in general) sense in most translations of Japanese media into English (and vice versa), which has resulted in a pretty widespread misinterpretation of how Light actually views himself, at least in the English speaking fandom.
also this is largely unrelated to this particular discussion but another thing that probably should have indicated that he doesn't see himself as some omnipotent omniscient being was this panel lmao
^chapter six
you could argue that he thought this at first and then gradually became more delusional except. you couldn't because he already giving the whole shinsekai no kami da spiel in chapter one.
anyway people who probably know more than me about Shinto and Japanese mythology I'm sorry if I got anything wrong 😔 I'm getting my information from pretty dubiously reliable websites here feel free to correct me
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