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Oh my GOD
You know what AFTG fic I haven't read???
Neil, post canon, growing out his real hair (mostly out of pure laziness) and Allison cutting off the dead dyed parts slowly but surely, and then-
Andrew. Watching with keen eyes as Neil's curls become even curlier from simply being untouched by chemicals. Wondering what they would look like if they were treated with a proper Curl Routine.
Andrew. Going on a bit of a Google spree. Talking to Dan. Talking to Bee. Engraving the full encyclopedic knowledge of Curly Hair Care into his mind.
Andrew. Smoking a cigarette. Staring into the distance. Facing this feeling of want that this auburn idiot keeps dredging up. Proposing the idea to Neil.
Neil. Who has never given a single solitary fuck nor wayward damn about the state of his hair in a positive light ever in his life.
Neil. Who reveles in Andrew's touch and attention always. Cherishes and hoards every offering of it. Who sees the haunting of want and is honored to bear witness.
Andrew. Yes or no.
Neil. Yes.
Followed by several thousand words of Fluff chronicling the progress of Andrew tending to Neil's hair (cus Mister 'bandana gets it out of my eyes' Josten certainly won't) and Neil's hair getting oh so soft and oh so shiny and oh so run-your-fingers-through-them-as-you-kiss-me-on-our-roof-able.
Bonus points for post graduation Andreil separation where Neil has to tend to his hair on his own (and fails) leading to Andrew chastising him for ruining all his hard work (and thus creating the perfect excuse for more visits - Andrew has to fix such blasphemous errors, obviously)
Bonus bonus points for a final scene post Separate Pro Teams, first day moved in together in their new apartment, Andrew telling Neil to get settled cus the idiot left him such a mess to clean up and what the fuck did he do all that hard work for if Neil was just gonna fuck it up anyway goddamnit and Neil does get settled, smile wide and fond and content and eyes closing to the feeling of Andrew running gentle fingers through his hair, assessing, reacquainted, reverent, and finally finally Andreil feels once more at home-
Yeah I haven't read that one yet
#what's funny is what I'd MEANT to write was#Andrew takes care of Neil's curls#like#succinct and shit#but alas#been a writer for almost two decades and still haven't learned the art of Less Is More#anyway#I'm not writing this fic myself I don't have the time#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil
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What's your top fic recs for AFTG with a kid?
Happy you asked, I was going to go through my ao3 history and drop all Neil wiith a kid fics I've read so far under that post :D
But first, I'm not kidding when I say that this fandom desperately needs a unified tagging system for Neil and children. May I propose:
Parent Neil Josten - Neil is a grown up adult with a mortgage and everything. This tag is already packed with soft Andreil and their adopted children, which is great (but not what we're looking for here!)
Teenage parent Neil Josten feels like a tag that should exist (and I could swear on my life that I've seen it used but tag search came up with nothing). This would be reserved for Neil becoming a biological parent to a child while on the run (or 13-17/18 in AUs)
Neil Josten Has A Kid would encompass any fic where Neil took responsibility for a child of any age and origin before he developed a good support system.
Now, for the recs! In no particular order,
A Child’s Heart by AllAngstNoComfort cis!Neil with a 18 months old son Oscar, following canon. WIP
Hope Was A Dangerous, Disquieting Thing by BisexualChaosDemon definitely a must read. Trans!Neil has a daughter Anastasia, who is 3 or 4 and an absolute delight. Andrew is hard on hearing in one ear. Almost complete, and BOY OH BOY you'll scream when you read the post-championship meeting with Ichiro.
Big Brother, I'm Just Like You by hoziertozier a not-fic, posta canon. Turns out that Nathan made a baby with Lola and if Neil doesn't take her she'll end up in the system. Neil obviously won't let that happen and so he becomes a legal guardian to a traumatised 9 year old. WIP
Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying by YourLocalMixedRaceBisexual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Trans!Neil and his daughter Eden are squatting in Palmetto, where they catch the attention of one medicated goalkeeper. I love them your honour. I like that it's different premise than following canon. WIP
The Reality Of A Bruise by Oli_Stans_Andreil one time when Nathan caught up with Mary, he left her with a little surprise. Neil and his 3yo sister Jo join the Foxes. follows canon. WIP
Drop In, Drop By by Wishopenastar not sure if i marked it for later and forgot to read it or if it just didn't a lasting impression but it looks good, Neil adopted baby Jean and it's kendrail. completed.
We’ll Both Be Fine by Sarah_Lee25 Neil has a son, Milo. Folows canon. WIP
Reckless by rosegold_en professional exy player Andrew had a one night stand with trans runaway Neil. Some 11 months later Neil gives Andrew their child to look after while he keeps running from teh mafia. Staying away is harder than he anticipated.... WIP <3<3<3<3<3
The Sun Still Rises by mordax paranoia ridden Neil is raising his extremely traumatised baby brother Alex. follows canon. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!!! WIP
honorable mentions!
ridiculous by l_mialamia_l in which Andreil do the flour baby project. It's fun it's sweet it's ♥♥♥♥♥
We work well with crazy. by MBlack93 Neil and Harry Potter (currently on the run) adopt each other at Millport
The Minyard curse by 1mNot4Hum4n Aaron and Andrew find out they have a troubled brother from their father's side. Andrew is not going to leave the 16yo kid in the system, and Neil is there every step of the way. And they end up adopting all the kid's new friends, too.
To do for someone what I wish they had done for me by deathzqueen Neil and Andrew are teachers, helping out a student in need brings them together.
sticking with you by neilsdimples Andrew has a clumsy kid, Neil has the superior band-aids, feelings ensue.
If you've read any that aren't on this list, please share links too ♥♥♥
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Never gon’ get ma-a-a-rried
First aftg dump of 2021: the ✨ kevaaron wedding ✨
It’s never going to happen.
Oh, I ship them to death. I love them. They love each other. And they very much want to be husband & husband.
Buuuuuuuuuuut but but but. Hear me out. If they want to get married, they’d have to go through the ✨proposal ✨ phase. And that is not happening.
Because.
Height difference.
Kevin’s 6′2-6′3 ass + Aaron’s 5′ flat booty = somebody’s getting unalived.
Outcome #1
Kevin proposes. A year after signing his 1st pro contract, 9 months of pining and 2 years of dating. He’s laid down the bases of his proposal months earlier, with his press attache and Wymack. He’s got a heartfelt letter ready to be posted on every social media he owns. He is in the right place to take the final step towards accepting and loving himself, and Aaron. He got Neil to sneak him one of Andrew’s old rings for measurements. The ring he picked out is beautiful. It’s a simple gold braided band with five microscopic diamonds incrusted into one delicate strand, because #5 Minyard.
So there’s only his question and Aaron’s answer left to be unfolded.
They go to their favorite abandoned skate park near their loft, where Aaron picked up skateboarding again and where he tried to teach Kevin how to do a kick-flip (to this day still, one of Kevin’s greatest failures and one of his absolute best memory).
And as they walk the grass towards the park, Kevin lets go of Aaron’s hand and gets ready to kneel down. The sudden lack of Kevin at his side makes Aaron turn around and-
Kevin is down on one knee.
Except. He’s- They��re- It’s-
Height difference.
Aaron and Kevin are STILL at eye-level. Yeah, Aaron’s got one or two inches on Kevin this way, but they can look directly in each other’s eyes, which- romantic, innit?
Nope. Absolutely not. Remember “How NOT to Talk to Short People” ? This is “How NOT to Propose to Short People”. Because they look like this:
In summary: Aaron baseball-hits the ring with his skateboard, Kevin shrieks like Moaning Myrtle, gets no sex for a week and ends up being kidnapped by Aaron to go to the courthouse.
Outcome #2
Aaron proposes. He does not think it through at all. He buys a fucking orange ring pop at the dollar store one night after his hospital shift because he has witnessed sooooo many proposals in his career so far (and he’s only 25) and he is just- so done with not being taken seriously by his coworkers when he says small things like “date night with Kevin fucking Day” or “moving in with Kevin fucking Day” or “getting a dog with Kevin fucking Day” or “getting another dog with Kevin fucking Day”.
// for purely selfish purposes on my part, the 1st is a fucking Pomeranian (female, orange) that Kevin gifts Aaron, somehow, for Christmas (might write on that later...) and he calls her Madam Patella Tibia Fibula Chicken, Bone-Bone or Chicken for short (Neil, and Neil only, calls her Foxy) + the 2nd dog, Kevin brings it home from an away game in like, Texas or something, and it’s a fucking French bulldog (male, brindle) that he initially names Striker (ugh) but just ends up calling him Mr. Poe?? //
So Aaron’s done. On a free weekend they both have, he goes to *drum rolls* the same abandoned skatepark where he “taught” Kevin how to do a kickflip, etc. They brought Chicken and Poe and a frisbee (either for Poe or *ahem* Kevin himself). Aaron gets Poe to bring back the packaged ring pop in his mouth where he and Kevin stand and-
Aaron gets down on one knee. Both dogs are jumping at Kevin’s legs. And then Aaron realizes at which level his eyes are. Take away one or 2 feet of a 5′0 gremlin standing in front of a fucking Eiffel Tower and you get... Shlong-level:
Aaron throws away the ring pop and leaves without a word while the dogs go wild chasing after the candy. The rest is the same: Aaron ignores Kevin for a week until he gets fed up and drives them to the court house. Kevin still keeps the mangled plastic ring with teeth marks and hangs it on his car mirror.
So I guess they could get married, but they could never have a cute proposal story to share. Never.
#try and tell me i'm wrong#sure proposing would work for andreil#because they're both gremlin-sized#but THEY would never want to propose so that's unfair#kevaaron#kevaaron aftg#kevaaron proposal au#kevaaron headcanon#kevaaron hc#kevin day#aaron minyard#kevin x aaron#kevin day x aaron minyard#aftg#tfatws#trk#tkm#all for the games#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king's men#all for the memes#nora sakavic#andrew minyard#neil josten#exy#exy is sexy#bringing exy back#proposal au#the foxes
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Andreil Ficlist
So, I’ve been away from Tumblr for a while but my love for the fandom is still strong. I’ve read some awesome fics from this pairing, and if you are looking for something too, you’re welcome to use this as guide.
Pairing: Neil Josten/Andrew Minyard
Fandom: All For The Game (Nora Sakavic)
All of them are taken from AO3, and all of them are marked as completed. Enjoy!
Hold Each Other by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
He came along and showed me how to let go. - A series of stories about Andrew and Neil, with occasional Fox Family-centric feels. Current lineup: SMUT / Neil bringing up his torture / Neil protecting the Foxes / Neil using Nathaniel for good / AU: Riko, Canon divergence / Fixing Nicky's Kiss / Post-Canon AU / 5+1 bonding / Andrew & Nathaniel / Neil & Nicky bond / Magic!AU with tattoos / Post-Canon Piercing & Aaron bonding / Neil & minor PTSD / Neil & PTSD, Andreil / SMUT / Andrew and jealousy (kinda) / Baltimore AU & Kevin, Matt bonding / Neil trauma & Andreil / normal!AU Andreil in 3 parts / Raven!Neil AU in 8 parts / Andreil tea shop!AU / Andreil flower shop!AU / Andreil no Exy&college AU / Andreil no exy & college AU again lmao - UPDATE: This has turned into a series where each fic is a different AU!
Hic Sunt Draconis by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
Andrew is just trying to keep Kevin alive when an elf jumps into the fray, flashing daggers and blue eyes. He hires the Foxes to help him catch a demon from his past, but it starts to feel less like he's the client and more like he's the protection. Andrew hates how entranced he is by the scarred rogue, with magic on his skin and a tongue as silvered as the city's statues.
It's a good thing Andrew needs something to hold his interest. Neil is doing his best to meet the expectation, whether anyone asked for it or not.
It's Way Beyond Ice Cream by nekojita for Blurredminds
(part 1 of the Ice Cream AU)
Fic for the AFTG Summer Exchange - Neil's doing his best as a new freshman at PSU, helped by Renee as he navigates life as a normal 'person'. That includes classes and studying, and dealing with a certain stubborn employee at the local ice cream shop who seems to delight in messing up his order each time he goes there for some unknown reason....
Of course Allison and Renee will eventually explain what's going on to him (and help poor Andrew out).
Life Never Tasted So Good by nekojita
(part 2 of the Ice Cream AU)
It's time for Andrew's date with the cute freshman he's been tormenting for the past couple of weeks by messing with his ice cream order. Still not convinced that Neil really wants to go out with him (in part because of how Neil is cagey about anything to do with his past), Andrew prepares for the night out.
In other words, continuation of 'It's Way Beyond Ice Cream'.
Feels Like Wasted Youth by conniptionns, exybee
Neil’s current living situation is … complicated.
Between his roommates’ badass rager parties and his neighbors’ constant barging into his apartment, Neil’s sure he can handle anything junior year throws at him
That is, until someone leaves a passive-aggressive noise complaint on his door. Unfortunately for the second floor, Neil has skipped the passive and gone full aggressive.
Or the Neighbors AU featuring post-finals parties, ill-timed fire alarms, and helpful campus squirrels.
Forever Home by moonix for lolainslackss
Neil works at a movie theatre. Andrew is his favourite (and only) customer.
The Kids Are Alright (Now) by Marmeladeskies for BakaDoll
When they're two years old, Aaron and Andrew are adopted together- and it changes the course of their fate drastically. A story about scars, healing, dogs, and the little boy with the auburn curls who just moved in next door.
Foxglove Fridays by moonix
(Part 1 of Foxglove Court)
Every Friday, Neil comes into Andrew's shop to buy flowers.
Wishbone Wednesdays by moonix
(Part 2 of Foxglove Court)
Attraction is a slow creature for Neil. It sneaks up on him over time and winds him tighter and tighter in its coils until he’s smothered in it.
In which Andrew is a florist with magic hands, Neil is a tattoo artist with a tragic past, and everyone else is busy wooing Renee at the coffee shop.
If You Must by Tourmaline147
Neil's whole world went up in flames the minute he burned his mother's dead body. Mary prepared him for almost every possible scenario, except this one. Now he's stuck in the middle of California trying to restart his life.
Andrew's world had been dark long before Neil Josten came into town. He's been barely living the past few years but he was working on that.
Together these two strangers who only knew how to survive take on a new challenge: learning to live.
*** Featuring the other foxes, the bad guys, copious amounts of music, and, hopefully, happiness.
*** Basically a high school au with music. Enjoy.
TFC High School AU by Moonix
1. Take Shelter by moonix
After his mother's death Neil Josten just needs to keep his head down until graduation, then he's going to leave this town and identity behind like all the others and start over somewhere new. There's a small hitch in his plans though: his deal to protect Andrew from bullies in exchange for some quiet company.
2. Guns And Horses by moonix
A year after they run away together, Andrew and Neil finally find themselves in Columbia where they make a temporary home, get jobs, and meet Aaron.
3. Stop The World by moonix
Neil’s mother is dead. His father is in prison. If he’s lucky, things might just be working out. Except Neil isn’t usually lucky…
4. Up In Flames by moonix
Neil keeps his promise.
The Proposal by PalmettoFoxDen
Andrew said he was engaged to Neil to get Nicky to stop telling him he would die alone. Now, Nicky is expecting Andrew to bring Neil to Columbia to meet them all. Meanwhile, Neil just found out he's going to be deported. Even though they can't stand each other, Andrew makes Neil a deal. If Neil visits Andrew's family and convinces them that they're really engaged, Andrew will marry him and convince the investigator on Neil's case that they're in love. But if they're going to convince anyone, they'll need to learn a lot about each other.
A Thief and a Liar by ClockworkDragon, gluupor
After two years in prison for a crime he absolutely did commit, Andrew has his next heist all planned out. All he needs is a team of thieves as talented as he is.
An Ocean’s Eleven AU where the Foxes like to steal things, Riko owns several casinos, and Andrew has a score to settle.
Shake My Tomb by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
Nathaniel Wesninski takes his father's life and his father's title at the age of twelve. He kills a man at thirteen.
At eighteen, Kevin Day comes to him for help.
The Butcher of Baltimore is a name that used to mean something. Under Nathaniel's direction, the Wesninski Family has become an entirely different beast. They are the shadow thrown by the fire of the Moriyamas. Nathaniel isn't one to interfere with something bigger and more dangerous than him, but Kevin's position means something to him. Kevin, and the strange family he brings with him.
Maybe even Andrew, the one that challenges Nathaniel the most—and the one that Nathaniel finds himself drawn to. There's a lot at stake, though, and Nathaniel has nothing left to lose. Nothing but himself.
Pressure Points by puddlejumper99
(Part 1 of Out of the Ashes)
Neil enrolls at Columbia High School and remarkably fails at remaining invisible
False Equivalence by sunrise_and_death
Some part of her had known it would come back to Neil. He was the one who had cracked the twins the first time. Of anyone, he was the most likely to have a solution for this as well.
Although the events of the previous year resolved a lot of issues, Katelyn quickly discovers that not every problem has been addressed. As she attempts to map a future in which Aaron has both her and his family, she finds herself once again working with Neil Josten—to unexpected results.
Only You by wematch
In their second year a deal is made. Andrew wants to explore his boundaries and there’s really just one person he trusts around himself.
Set in a universe where everything is the same except that Andrew never kissed Neil on the rooftop that night. Instead, they just got closer and more comfortable around each other.
stars may collide by broship_addict, llheji
Moonlighting as Abram, member of the city's crime-fighting Foxes, Neil is doing a very bad job at staying under the radar. He's busy enough between his friends, patrol, and bickering with Andrew at work, but with the Ravens gang finally within reach and the reappearance of the Monster, he might have bitten more than he can chew.
(Or, how both Neil and Andrew accidentally fall in love with the same person twice. Lame.)
finger on the trigger/pedal to the floor by badacts, lightning_struck
Neil and Kevin, operatives for the highly secretive US body known only as ‘the Agency’, are very good at their jobs. Maybe Neil isn’t the patriot that Kevin is, but he can recognise the need for people like him, and, if nothing else, he is loyal. However, in the wake of an assassination attempt on the president foiled with the help of talented-but-civilian sniper Andrew Minyard, of the chipped shoulder and the uncanny knack for seeing right through people, Neil begins to question who it is giving him orders.
However, asking questions is a dangerous game. If Neil isn’t careful, he’ll end up dead - or worse than.
falling. by Idnis
The sun was bearing down on the park, on Andrew, on Neil Josten’s sketch, his auburn hair and blue, blue, blue eyes.
After a dozen tries, Andrew clicked through his photos. All the way to the first one. The one where Neil was staring straight at the camera.
Andrew’s breath caught.
flour petals, sugar stitches by ephemeralsky
“Thanks for coming with me,” she says, keeping her eyes trained in front of her.
“It is not like I had a choice in the matter,” Andrew says, blowing out a stream of smoke through his mouth.
Renee’s lips curl into a smile. “Maybe you’ll win our next sparring match and I’ll finally have to buy you ten cartons of Haagen-Dazs.”
“It cannot be worse than tagging along to a bridal boutique.”
“Maybe,” Renee allows, humor in her voice. “But what kind of man of honor would you be if you didn’t come with me to choose a dress?”
(or: Andrew is a baker, Renee is a bride-to-be, and Neil is a dressmaker)
Neil Josten the Sex God by manya
“Okay, look. My friends were kinda getting on my back about me being single, and I said that it was by choice and if I wanted to I could get anyone I wanted. And obviously that’s an extremely presumptuous thing to say, so they told me to prove it. So, uh, here I am. And here you are. And if you’d like to maybe help me out with this, that would be awesome.”
Andrew stares at Neil for a moment that seems to stretch on forever. “You want me to play along with you and pretend that you’re some kind of sex god?”
Crystal Clear by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
Your crystal is your heart and soul, manifested. You must keep it safe. Neil and Andrew don't have typical crystals. For one, they aren't whole. They're little pieces, broken by years of wrong. But Kevin's magic shop brings them together, and they figure maybe broken doesn't mean destroyed.
Paint Me The Color of You by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
Sound is supposed to be the language of love. Neil has never heard his soulmate. Never. Except he sees blue all the time, and then he meets Andrew and the entire world turns to color.
The Glass Mountain by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
The apples from the glass mountain are all anyone cares about. Anyone but Andrew, that is. Andrew is just trying to keep Kevin alive, despite Kevin's attempts to reach those apples again. The apples, and the captive prince at the top of the mountain.
Minyards' Magical Mischief by moonix for alexjosten
“No,” Aaron said. “Andrew, no.”
They locked eyes, and for a moment it was like they were eleven again, catching sight of each other for the first time across a crowded train platform.
“I confess,” Andrew said tonelessly, “to the murder of Drake Spear.”
(Or: an Auror and a murderer walk into an ice-cream parlour.)
If I Tried by exactly13percent (superagentwolf)
Neil is getting used to high school. He ends up getting used to a group of mismatched students, and he gets a little too used to one of them in particular. Maybe enough to go to prom.
library hours by lolainslackss for exybee
Andrew always sits across from the same guy in the library. The set-up suits him: they're both night owls, they're both relatively neat, and they both like the quiet. There's absolutely no need for them to get to know each other. This delicate balance shifts, however, when the guy sprains his ankle and Andrew finds himself breaking all his own rules and driving him to the emergency room.
A wintry college AU featuring all-nighters, homemade sushi, copious amounts of coffee, and many mixed-up feelings.
winter, formal by moonix for lolainslackss
Neil tries to get away from a boring conversation and accidentally ends up asking the most popular guy in school to dance with him at the winter formal.
faking it by flybbfly
After being photographed together, Neil and Andrew decide to roll with the rumors that they're dating.
Hot Thoughts by conniptionns
99: “Calm down. I look a lot worse than I am.”
Neil is hit by a car on the way to Dunkin Donuts, but he's totally okay
The Manny by mishaschmidt
Problem #1: Neil accidentally becomes the nanny of two adorable kids.
Problem #2: Neil somehow manages to fall in love with their father.
Fuck.
The Life of a Star by gluupor
Stars did not get sick and they did not age. If Neil's smart mouth didn't get him murdered (something which had a non-zero probability of occurring, according to Andrew) then he would continue on, immortal and unchanging.
It hadn't occurred to him that the same wasn't true for Andrew.
An epilogue for my Stardust AU.
None But You by gluupor
When Neil was eighteen he met and fell for Andrew Minyard. Their relationship seemed solid and unbreakable until Neil's mother found out about it and made him end it.
Six years later Neil still has a few regrets about breaking up with Andrew but he's completely over it. Really, he is. Although he does have to admit that it was easier to be over it before Andrew walked back into his life and started dating someone else.
A modern day adaptation of Jane Austen's Persuasion.
Tale as Old as Time by gluupor
In order to protect Aaron, Andrew ends up cursed into the form of a beast. The curse can only be broken if someone is able to see past his fearsome exterior and fall in love with the man he is inside.
Believing this to be impossible, he isolates himself in a run-down castle knowing he will be alone forever. After all, who could possibly be desperate enough to seek shelter with a beast?
Where You Lead by gluupor
When Neil promised Kayleigh that he'd look out for Kevin if anything ever happened to her he'd never expected to be a single teenage father hiding out in a small town. Luckily the town's residents seem keen to adopt them.
A Gilmore Girls AU where Kevin's a kid, Neil's his caffeine-addict father, and Andrew's a grumpy diner owner who loves them both.
Fake It 'Til You Make It by gluupor
Neil works three low paying, dead-end jobs and makes just enough money to afford a room to sleep in and to keep himself from starving. He has no prospects, no hope, no future. That all changes when a chance encounter results in a job offer that he can't ignore.
The job? Pretending to be professional exy player Andrew Minyard's boyfriend.
Andrew Versus the Truth by gluupor
Andrew has an unexceptional life working at an IT help desk in Southern California and living with his cousin. Then he gets an unexpected message on his birthday from his estranged twin brother and very strange things start happening. His computer catches fire, two attractive guys seem interested in him, and he keeps imagining that he knows classified CIA intelligence.
These things couldn't possibly be connected... could they?
Everything is Fine! by gluupor
"Hello," Dan said. "I'm sorry to tell you that you're all dead. This is the Afterlife; your placement here is dependent on your actions during your lifetime. Now, I have some exciting news for you-"
Nathaniel snorted loudly. "You don't expect any of us to actually believe that we made it into the Good Place, do you?"
"Why not?" asked Dan.
He jerked his thumb in Andrew's direction. "Well, before you came in, Exhibit A over here had just finished telling us that he died when he crashed a car on purpose in order to kill someone. What's the cutoff for how many murders committed before someone doesn't qualify for the Good Place anymore? Is it more than zero?"
"Speak for yourselves," cut in Kevin. "I think I deserve to be in the Good Place. I have a large number of devoted fans and am very talented."
Nathaniel was quiet for a beat, before pointing at Kevin. "Exhibit B."
Don't Break the Seal by gluupor
Living with the Spears and feeling desperate and alone, Andrew meets and befriends a seal who can turn into a boy.
In later years he comes to believe that the magical boy he met was just a hallucination. It is therefore very surprising when he meets him again after hitting him in the stomach with an exy racquet in a tiny town in Nowhere, Arizona.
Better Late than Never by gluupor
Andrew should have known not to ally himself with a lying runaway, he really should have known not to trust him, and he definitely should have known not to fall for him.
It's the Thought that Counts by gluupor
Andrew and Neil's relationship has many facets that are confusing to outsiders. The strangest may be their habit of giving each other the contents of their pockets and calling it a gift.
Too Gay to Function by gluupor
After school, Neil started to make the trek back to his uncle’s house when a shiny, black beast of a car screeched to a halt in front of him. The driver’s side window rolled down. “Get in, loser,” said Andrew. “We’re going shopping.”
Fast Boys and Hot Cars by gluupor
Minyard had gotten out of his car and was stalking towards Neil like a predator - a panther, maybe, or some other big cat. “Double or nothing,” he said, sounding unaffected and bored by the proceedings despite the fact that he’d just lost a race for the first time in years.
An Overdeveloped Sense of Vengeance by gluupor
“No one could be following us yet?” Kevin asked suddenly. “No one,” Riko said impatiently. “That would be absolutely inconceivable.” There was a pause. “Out of curiosity, why are you bothering me with such a stupid question?” “Oh, no reason,” answered Kevin. “It’s just that I looked back and someone is there.”
It's a Cruel World, Mr. J by gluupor
“And you? You think I’m a monster?” asked Andrew. “Maybe,” said Neil. “But I don’t think that monsters are born. They’re made.”
A Truth Universally Acknowledged by gluupor
“Palmetto Court has been let at last!” said Mr. Hemmick in raptures. “Mrs. Wymack reports that a single man of good fortune has taken Palmetto for a twelvemonth at least! What marvellous news for my dear cousins!”
It's Called a Hustle, Sweetheart by gluupor
“We need to find out who owns this license plate, but I don't have access to the police database yet," said Kevin. "Relax," said Neil. "I know a guy at the DMV."
bloom (just for you) by godotco
For lack of any better explanation for what was happening, Neil was in uncontrollable full bloom.
- A little slice of witch au turned flower shop au
#all for the game#AFTG#Andreil#Andrew Minyard#Neil Josten#Foxhole Court#fanfic#fic list#andreil fanfic
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Andreil and marriage
Okay so before I get to the fanfic … I know that in actuality a marriage proposal between Neil and Andrew (don’t tell me Nora says it wouldn’t happen, I don’t even care, she said Aaron’s her favourite Minyard, I’m overruling her) would go something like this:
Andrew is threatening to stab the nurses next time Neil lands himself in the hospital and Andrew isn’t allowed in because he’s not “family” in the legal sense of the word.
And Neil’s like “well, we could just get married.”
And Andrew just kind of looks at him for a while. And then he’s like “yes or no?”
And Neil says yes.
And Andrew raises his percentage.
And they make out.
Whatever.
But I just had to indulge myself in thinking that perhaps there would be a universe where Neil and Andrew would acknowledge that they want to marry for FEELINGS rather than convenience.
So. Here goes (hope the read more works this time or this is gonna be a sucky cliffhanger).
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Neil’s been going out of his way to do things for Andrew all day.
It’s not unusual for him to do things like make coffee just the way Andrew likes it or keep the cats entertained when Andrew doesn’t feel like being touched (Andrew suspects that’s more to prevent the furballs from being thrown violently across the room), but he’s been making extra effort today. It shows on his face. Andrew can’t help but wonder why; he doesn’t feel like he’s having a bad day and he hasn’t been any more outwardly irritable than usual. Andrew knows that these things are Neil’s way of showing that he cares - that he loves Andrew - and Andrew shows him through his actions in the same way; the words mean nothing to either of them when spoken out loud. They never have and Andrew doesn’t think they ever will. But why Neil would think Andrew would need to be shown this in such abundance today is a mystery.
At least until Neil pulls out the ring.
Andrew has just settled onto the balcony with a cigarette when Neil joins him with a mug of hot chocolate, piled high with whipped cream, which he holds out to Andrew.
Andrew stares at it for a moment. “What’s this about, Neil?”
Neil tilts his head slightly. “What do you mean?”
“I mean this.” Andrew gestures to the mug. “You’ve been acting weird all day.”
Neil sighs, withdrawing the mug and setting it down. “Andrew, I like to do things for you. To care for you. To show you how I -” Neil breaks off, swallows, and produces a small black box from his pocket. Andrew stares. “Andrew, I want to do those things for you for the rest of my life.”
Andrew stands up abruptly, dropping his cigarette from suddenly-shaking fingers. “No, you’re not doing this.”
Neil stares. His cheeks are as red as the sunset painting the sky. He’s clutching the box with contrastingly white knuckles. “What?”
Andrew’s heart is pounding. He’s sure Neil can see it through his T-shirt. “This isn’t - I wanted -”
Neil misunderstands, obviously. Or mishears. It’s unheard of for Andrew to be unable to form a coherent sentence. “This isn’t what you - oh.”
His face is blank - Neil would never make Andrew feel bad for saying no - but Andrew can see the tension in his posture; the slight downturn of his lips and tight shoulders give him away.
Andrew wants to reach out, but he’s overwhelmed, which is in itself still an alien feeling for him. Instead, he turns and walks silently into their bedroom. He goes to the nightstand and fishes out the box he’s been fretting over these past few weeks. For someone who made a point, for so many years, to not feel anything, it’s still maddening for Andrew to have emotions drawn out of himself by Neil. To worry and second-guess and care. To want something. To want Neil. The runaway who Andrew had been convinced would up and leave him at any moment. Until now. Until he pulled out that box.
When Neil finally enters the room, he finds Andrew turning a gold band over in his fingers. Andrew sees him pause, still clutching the box from the balcony.
“Andrew, what -?”
“I wanted to be the one to -” Andrew stops again, standing up and pacing. It’s uncharacteristic for him to feel this on-edge, and it’s precisely the reason he’s been avoiding this.
“I thought -”
“I know what you thought,” replies Andrew, cutting him off. “You’re wrong.”
“Okay.”
Andrew lets his pacing draw him towards Neil. “I want to do those things too, Neil. For the rest of my life.” He takes Neil’s hand and presses the ring into it. “For the rest of our lives. Together.”
Neil’s eyes widen and he smiles, wider even than when they won Olympic gold, when he’d run to Andrew to clasp him in a grip so tight it had knocked the breath out of both of them. Andrew feels his heart warm slightly at the sight; for once, he doesn’t quite hate the feeling.
“Yes,” says Neil, opening the box he’s been holding and pulling out a gold band of his own. “Together.”
Andrew takes the ring, noticing something engraved on the inside. Just one word. Silently, he turns the ring he gave Neil until his chosen engraving is visible. Both rings are engraved with one word each. Andrew’s choice? Yes. Neil’s? Always.
Neil’s smile - if it’s even possible - grows wider. Andrew can’t help but smile back, just for a second. It’s becoming more frequent for Neil to startle smiles out of Andrew when they’re alone.
“Andrew,” says Neil quietly, pulling his gaze from the rings and up to Andrew’s face. “Will you marry me?”
Andrew’s eyes narrow.
Neil shrugs. “I wanted to say the words.”
With a sigh, Andrew pulls him in for a kiss so that Neil’s eyes will be closed when Andrew mumbles, “Yes, Neil. You know it’s yes.” Neil smiles against his mouth, and Andrew tightens his hand around Neil’s hip. “Stay,” he murmurs, pressing the ring tighter into Neil’s palm.
“Always,” replies Neil, smiling again, and for once, Andrew doesn’t correct him.
#andreil#I just adore them don't @ me#tfc fanfic#tfc hc#aftg fanfic#aftg#all for the game#tfc#the foxhole court
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can u do kevineil and renison plslllsls ily
sure buddy sorry it took me a sec (I’ll do kevineil here and renison in a separate post :))
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who is more likely to hurt the other?
dude this is a toss up because they’re both such BITCHES
like neil is a button presser and he pushes kevin to push himself and he doesn’t realize kev’s limits emotionally BUT kevin doesn’t get neil’s limits physically, and he def works him too hard?? they both canonically cycle through hurting and helping tbh
who is emotionally stronger?
I think Neil has the upper hand bc of his iron fucking will, while kevin’s still a little shaky on standing up for himself when it matters (neil! does not have this problem!). So I think they both have huge fractures in their emotional stability but Neil comes back swinging and Kevin breaks
who is physically stronger?
you best believe they fight about this once a week but it’s kevin
he’s got killer strength in both arms and he’s been intensively training for that little bit longer, aware of what exy could make or break for that little bit longer so he’s jacked
neil is strong but small and lightweight mostly and kevin could beat him in an arm wrestle even if neil used both his arms :/
who is more likely to break a bone?
this is maybe the funniest shit i’ve ever heard ‘who’s more likely to break a bone, the butcher’s son or kevin ‘i’ve never been skiing’ day’
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
when they argue cities are wiped out pal like two men enter one man leaves it’s brutal but tbh it’s always gonna be neil? like it just is. kevin can spit whatever hateful ‘motivation’ he has shoved up his sleeves but neil knows just where kev lives and he’ll go for the kill shot every time
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
it’s neil I think?? they’re both stubborn as fuck but I think neil gets so harsh that he scares himself, and he also knows how terrified kevin can be when he’s threatened so like. he’ll feel real bad real quick. In canon he was so pissed at kevin for being a coward, but the longer they’re together the more he realizes that kevin’s just surviving like neil has been his whole life, it just looks different. (after that he starts apologizing by climbing into kevin’s bed or sliding him a shot of vodka or grabbing his gear and kevin’s hand and going to the court)
who treats who’s wounds more often?
like definitely kevin treats neil’s because neil is a gd disaster and kevin wants him FIXED and WHOLE forEVER but also consider Neil grabbing kevin’s bad hand and working the tension out of it?? Checking on him after games bc kevin goes too hard and kevin calls him a hypocrite and then they probably fuck
who is in constant need of comfort?
in a truly shocking turn of events it’s both of them, and the overlap in their nightmares is something that binds them together. Remember kevin’s awkward little offer for help after riko?? and how touched neil was??? Like that’s how it goes a lot of times. They talk out their common ground and tear each others nightmares apart. They have a lot of convergent shit that only they can fully understand about each other, bc they were raised in the same horror show and they helped each other escape
who gets more jealous?
mmmmm I’m gonna say kevin bc neil is very pretty and very unaware of it, and neil is still the least observant man on earth
kevin just feels a lot all the time tbh and he’s so painfully reliant on neil that he doesn’t now how to deal with his place being threatened™️️
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
okay see: above where I said kevin’s reliant on neil like hi in what world would he walk out on his prized striker and also neil still has his kevin binder and he looks at it when he’s sad don’t tell me either of them could make it one full minute apart
who will propose?
do either of them know what marriage is honestly neither of them would even consider it?? Until -- you guessed it -- kevin gets injured and neil’s like cool hi im here and the hospital is like nah u gotta be married and neil’s like married?? we must be this
who has the most difficult parents?
idk babes what do u think dead murdering abusers or David Wymack?? I’ll give you time to think
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
kevin holds neil’s hand like it’s a leash i’m gonna be real with you
I feel like a lot of these answers are the same as andreil bc they’re.... all........ together
who comes up for the other all the time?
idk who do you think is more obsessed with the other let’s ask neil’s binder full of kevin
who hogs the blankets?
it’s kevin he hogs the spotlight and the ball and the blankets what can I say
who gets more sad?
a BAD question with a VERY BAD answer sorry but they both do pal. buddy. dude. they had terrible childhood’s and a brutal time cutting themselves free and they’ll never be all the way better (but like they get really really close. together.)
who is better at cheering the other up?
depends on ur definition of cheering up bc neither of them are particularly cheerful lads
if Neil’s in a rut kevin will just nudge him and suggest Exy and if that doesn’t work he’ll drag neil out drinking or driving (not both lmao) and neil kind of hates it but at least he’s not empty
(when neil asks kev to play exy it’s always yes)
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
this....... doesn’t happen........... kevin & neil doen’t know what a joke is........ u know that ‘it went over your head’ ‘nothing goes over my head, i would catch it’ meme from gotg.. yeah... that was written about them
who is more streetwise?
uhhh definitely neil? like their origin story is literally that kevin was put on this hyper sheltered restricted path and Neil was plucked off of that same path and put on the run
Kevin was swaddled in fear and routine so he couldn’t move. Neil was set loose into a war zone, and he knows his way around that war zone now
who is more wise?
depends on what ur asking mate. History trivia kevin’s your guy. math problem, get Neil. Exy, they can fight to the death tbh
like they’re both pretty dense about a lot of obvious things but intensely intelligent in specific fields so pick your poison
who’s the shyest?
I think kevin participates in a sort of forced shyness? like he has his public face and he has his obnoxious callout asst. coach mode, but his actual true, scared, caring core?? we almost never see it. Neil’s bitchiness is an echo of his actual frustration and passion and kevin’s is more definitely a front
who boasts about the other more?
guys holy shit remember when neil wiped riko across the floor at that first talk show reunion situation?? Neil’s constantly like ‘HI kevin’s king of the castle and ur a dirty rascal, eat my ass’ like he might fight him in private but he thinks kevin created the world, like he physically can’t imagine Exy without Kevin in it
who sits on who’s lap?
im laughing picture kevin trying to sit in neil’s lap the height difference would be. something
but also kevin likes to be protected so catch him lying down w his head in Neil’s neck and his feet dangling off the bed
(also neil sits in kevin’s lap and kevin looks up at him like he’s GOD)
#a pairing that I have not spent enough time considering and will now be thinking about forever#kevineil#aftg#the foxhole court#hc#ask meme#long post#Anonymous#ask
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