#surfing dad

[fuzzyghost]

[agent-cakeshroom]

Ok but imagine

Brozone all passed out after bondingnin the bunker, playing board games and shit, and JD is the last one awake. And before he can fall asleep, he has to give each brother a kiss on the forehead. Because even if they're all well into adulthood, they will always be John Dory's little brothers. And they used to demand being tucked in with a kiss or they wouldn't sleep, and he misses it. It was so much responsibility, and too much pressure, but the way they needed and wanted him around? He'll always miss that.

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val's infinite skills and abilities

part 4

@erlysworld thanks for the sweet request ❤️

[spacefinch]

High-speed chase scene: *is happening in an episode of Wild Kratts*

The music: *surf guitar*

Sort of like this song:

But of course, not exactly. I NEED the instrumental soundtrack for Wild Kratts to be released as an album. It is just so freaking good.

[modwyr]

part of why I think people view old movies as inherently pretentious is that channel surfing has largely been done away with so the idea of stumbling across a movie on accident is largely non existent and now older movies need to be actively sought out

[trenchcrows]

im gonna be honest the new lovejoy song sounds like it'd be on a caracan/4wd ad

[bittsandpieces]

Don’t beat me up but Whose Shannon Sharpe?

🫣

Google is free 🩷

[boag]

I wholeheartedly looove being a pretentious “I liked it before it was cool 🙄” hipster cunt

[breebird33]

for the ask game 🙃🍪

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

uuuuuuuuh the one I recently shared on twitter was I almost electrocuted myself on a fence at Dick Dale's ranch as a wee child

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

Shortbread thumbnail cookie with....pumpkin pie filling....ye

[dont-offend-the-bees]

We need better fucking care infrastructure. I should not be trusted with anyone's care ever 💛

[kylejsugarman]

LOVE how jay always has a little drink with him in every video. hes so girl

[problemnyatic]

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[gunthermunch]

Nah, I won't accept that Marcus is almost 50. I had to search him to find out that he is in the adult life stage. What was he doing in the Partihaus with a bunch of 20 year olds????

ok so he basically inherited Factory One, he renovated it a bit, and then he asked his fellow gym bro paolo if he wanted to move in to which paolo said sure bro can i bring some friends and suddenly marcus was heavenly blessed with three feral 23 at best year olds to Uncle

[molagboop]

[trainquokka-barry]

who/how many people are in your family?

There's five total! There's me, Barry, the middle-ish. Then there's Dan, my twin.

Hey, I'm Dan! And I'm not an evil version of Barry, I promise.

Yeah sure, tell yourself that. Then there's our mom and our dad.

Hello!

Hi kids!

And finally, my older brother Surf! He doesn't talk very much.

... hi.

And that's my whole family!