#surprizesaps

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((my art program deleted my cloud. So I lost the extended version of this 😭😭😭 but it needs to see the light of day, so this is now a finished piece) )

Throw back to Eric Slub and A P Cone's FIRST ELECTION WIN!!

During the inauguration President Slub HAD to show the people of Surprize what they were REALLY getting!

And the SAPS (Serve and Protect Surprize!!!) oh how we only had a few back then!! Now we have an ARMY!!

And yes Eric's arm is all broken (well... Allen told me to stop saying it's broken 'he was shot'!). Tbh I don't think he's gonna kickflip again. Allen SWEAR they'll find a way. But... I mean. You know what would help President Slub heal?

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SOOOO!!! Saw you guys liked my kid Zerk here. thought he could help out with the family business right? He's GREAT with product placement isn't he?

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You all seemed to like my kid Zerk, not surprised really. Have you seen me? It only makes sense. Anyway here he is, aren't his pins cute?

Reggie said "Hey Anthony what about your other kids?" And I said back?

Wanna know YOU can make my kids happy?

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Happy Pride Month to my amazing kid Zee, come out as Non-Binary! Heh! Right away I went on Mangrove and copper some Non-Binary flags! (Zee said 'Dad! Those aren't Non-Binary flags!' but really. I think an online shopping website like Mangrove would KNOW what flags are what!

To be fair it wasn't me who bought the flags or pin, I had asked Reggie too so you can hardly blame me!)

Zee asked me not to make their gender a discount code.

But .. I don't get it I'm so proud of them? Why wouldn't they want to be honored that way? Ugh

I guess Code; W0UND30 is still active in honor of President Slub getting shot...

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THERE HE IS MY BOY ZERK, (Or well, he wants to go by Zee now..) Anyway I cant believe it, he's 30 today! I snapped this picture of him this morning before calling Reggie...

Anyway back to Zerk, you know what Zerk is doing for his birthday?

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((PT 2.

Part 1 is below))

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cw; fantasy blood

((pt. 1))

THIS WAS A HORRIFIC EVENT!! I MYSELF WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ON THAT STAGE WITH HIM!! (Thank the stars my Rugged got a flat.) Imagine if I myself was anywhere near that! Reggie last minute called like "I think your Rugged needs an oil change!"

AN OIL CHANGE? ITS ELECTRIC! We pulled over immediately! When we did a rock hit the tire too hard, the pop scared all of us!

In honor of President Slub, RUGGED STOCK is 30 percent off with the code "W0UND30"!

In hopes of healing our nation please

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Just a reminder for anyone BUY RUGGED STOCK!!

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((part 3))

I'm so glad to say after the horrible week Ive had being in and out of the marble building (Making sure President Slub is okay)

We.. I mean President Slub decided to let his VP A.P. Cones to take the reigns and lead the re election campaign,!!

A.P. CONES HAS RUGGED STOCK

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I TOLD REGGIE I WASNT

ugh--

Anyway look yes i know it looks like rugged has been slipping the last few weeks. but that's okay all companies are in the red all year round! That's just how it is I know, I have a trillion dollar empire! So if anyone knows about this stuff? The Tut got you covered! Finally you can rest easy know Rugged Automotive Technology is not only my empire. but..... OUR EMPIRE. Mmm so this red here? Its actually YOUR fault. How could you ya know what you can make it up to me by;

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HAHA Just showing my best friend, A. P. Cones here (or Allen) just the new decor around The Marble Building only the best for the president and we can see the VP here loves it....

ya know I wouldnt be surprised of this makes Allen

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hmm!? oh! That? Hmm... well... you didn't hear this from me... Allen may or may not have caught a bug like 30 years ago he said... "it lives in my mindscape" Uhh creepy ........ I think he called it Mochi?

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It's Ryan Miggins-Palmer! Now you might know him from Travel Time, yeah he was Jax that one character mmhm I KNOW. anyway HE TOO has one of those BUGS eh... Tone is a ... Tone is spicy ..

Yeah you might actually have seen one of Ryans concerts

Ryan has me blocked on Splasher or I'd ask him to

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Ah ha!!

I'm an PROUD of the leaders of Surprize here. Both in sync both expressing themselves and communicating in the only ways they know how!

We LOVE to see it in Surprize!!

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What a ray of sunshine, meet someone whose very special to me, Gloria.

I made Gloria buy rugged stock! She has some!

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I GUESS nothing is sacred. THATS FINE!!

You can't EVEN GET A DAY AWAY FROM SPECULATION in this kind of work... Eh?

For starters ... I'll rip the band-aid off THIS IS NOT A REAL IMAGINE. I have NO IDEA how this picture of me and Ryan Miggins-Palmer is floating around (The only PALMER I know is A.P. CONES)

wanna help keep our news real, honest and true?

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