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sports-shift · 1 year

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(via motorcycle in the space Graphic T-Shirt by SportsShift) If we are going to race through space, we must always be the strongest and fastest

#findyourthing #redbubble #space car racing #speeds creative designs #t shirts gift #motorsports entertainment #competitive sports

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 years

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oh right, technically i sell t-shirts

i forgot about that

#holidays are coming up and it would make a terrible gift #that's the main selling point #anyways these exist and can be exchanged for legal tender #the cost is the listed price + the emotional expense of knowing that i am judging u #bc i am. i am judging u #why would u want this. why would u exchange currency for this #there are so many other things you could exchnage currency for instead #a grocery store shrimp platter for instance #with the nauseatingly red cocktail sauce that is SO much better than a t shirt any time #hmm chicken picatta at a local Italian Eatery perchance? i am. a big fan of anything picatta #oh oh i know! 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH OKRA #FOR THE COST OF THIS FRIVOLOUS T SHIRT U COULD INSTEAD PURCHASE 3.6 POUNDS OF FRESH DELICIOUS OKRA #and then --hold on i have a recipe--and then what u do is #so it is basically sacrilege to suggest this but what u do is u skip the cornmeal entirely #my southern ancestors are shaking a wooden spoon at me right now but LISTEN. u skip. the gotdang. cornmeal #instead: wash chop and soak (for 10 min) the okra in a mixture of 1 egg to tblsp water #then coat in flour #THATS IT JUST FLOUR #No cornmeal. i am betraying my heritage rn but I'm RIGHT #coat in flour sprinkle liberally in S&P and FRY that suck in veg oil high heat #until crispy & brown & u hear your arteries clenching in apprehension #so. so yeah #that's what u should do instead of buying this shirt go fry the shit out of some okra #(but buy local and young & tender if u can bc the grocery store is full of old-and-therefore-super-stiff specimens #pro tip (aka grandma tip): if u can't chop okra smoothly with your normal cutting knife then it's too old and tough.#...i mean u probably CAN still fry the shit out of it I've certainly done that before it's just much less delicious #ANYWAY. anyway ANYWAY. shirt. okra. farmers market. that reminds me of a post i made back when we first started selling these dang shorts #shirts. shorts shorts. oh shit i should make a crop top option.#i. i don't Know How to make a crop top option #HUH . . . i need to lie down now and contemplate the constant and irreconcilable limitations of the human experience good night

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toruandmidori · 11 days

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34 counts. 2 words.

Grab the only shirt you need this US election season.

Available online here.

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sunnibits · 2 months

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hi I don’t usually make posts like this but can you do me a favor and reblog this telling me what your favorite pajama combo to wear is?? even if it’s something really mundane like a tank top and sweatpants, I wanna know :)

mine is combining this really oversized retro doctor who t-shirt with a pair of space/constellation pj pants, bc then the whole thing is doccy who themed and it brings me joy :)))

#also huge honorable mention to my current favorite t shirt which is from this small family barn I visited for my birthday!#they are the place I went to to pet baby cows and they were so nice and gave me a freaking cow-themed gift bag when I left for free #and it had this shirt with their barn name on it that is SOOO soft and nice I love it #whenever I wear it I get to both enjoy being cozy and remember a really nice day with kind people :))) and cows!!!

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r3-sensible · 2 years

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greensagephase · 5 months

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Just had a random thought about Mayday when she starts talking. Imagine her trying to say Miguel's name, and she calls him "Miggle." 🤣 Then, after that, reader and Peter jokingly call him that from time to time just to mess with him.

Omg, the way Miguel would give Peter B. the biggest glare EVERY SINGLE TIME Peter B. calls him that! You just know Peter B. laughs every time about it, but then Mayday continues to call Miguel that until she can get it right (or maybe she keeps calling him that out of endearment, which would be so cute lowkey) and reader sometimes says it and well, it's Mayday and reader, so Miguel just softly grins at the "nickname" whenever it comes from them even if it's teasing, but everyone else knows better than to call him that, except for Peter B. because he thinks it's funny!! No, I'm picturing it and it would be so cute yet funny!!! I feel like it's actually so possible that Mayday would call Miguel "Miggle" the first few months of her learning to talk!! 🤣🤣

#nonviolent communication #asked and answered #randomly thought of this but also imagine Peter B. going on with the joke and even gifting Miguel a t-shirt #or a sweatshirt and putting Miguel's “name” but it's just “Miggle”

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nocherrybombs · 5 days

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Food Safety is Always Important

Lumine: Thanks for inviting me to the House of the Hearth cookout, Lyney. I can honestly say that this is the most terrifying party I have ever attended.

Lyney: I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.

Lumine: Is the Knave wearing a t-shirt that says "Fish fear me, women also fear me, everyone fears me, I am very scary"?

Lyney: We needed to find her something casual to wear and this is the best we could come up with on short notice.

Lumine: But why?

Lyney: Look, do you have any idea how unsettling it is to get served hot dogs off the grill by a woman in a three-piece suit?

Meanwhile, at the grill...

Arlecchino: I don't see what the problem is. It is meat, like steak, is it not?

Freminet: Father, please, I am begging you. Chicken tartare is not safe to eat. You have to cook it all the way through. The other children will get food poisoning!

Arlecchino: Food poisoning is nothing more than weakness leaving the body.

Lynette: It's definitely something leaving the body.

Paimon: For the first time in her life, Paimon isn't hungry anymore.

#genshin impact #genshin #lumine #lyney #arlecchino #freminet #lynette #paimon #house of the hearth #fatui family barbecue #teyvat's number 1 dad #being freminet is suffering #she's screwing with them because she thinks it's funny #the t-shirt was a gag gift from childe that lynette found in arlecchino's closet

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burntbagelvibes · 4 months

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My favourite cheese slut

#cursed Pinterest t-shirts are such a gift #gremlin #digital art #little guy #doodle #art #cute art #character art #creature #rat #oc #oc artwork #rat guy #absolute hooligan

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gardeningloverfamily · 14 days

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bidonica · 2 months

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you: bend over backwards to deny canon relationships a character has because it doesn't fit your preferred orientation for them

me, an intellectual: it just means this character contains multitudes (is bisexual)

#that oprah “you get a t-shirt” gif but it's me giving characters the gift of bisexuality

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sports-shift · 1 year

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(via Space car racing Graphic T-Shirt by SportsShift) The concept of space car racing brings an unparalleled mix of excitement and innovation to the world of competitive sports. Imagine the thrill of watching sleek, futuristic vehicles soaring through the cosmos, defying gravity, and reaching incredible speeds. This extraordinary experience would captivate racing enthusiasts and serve as a splendid gift that sparks the imaginations of friends and loved ones. A combination of cutting-edge engineering and bold creative designs has the potential to make space car racing a riveting spectacle that transcends traditional motorsports entertainment.

#findyourthing #redbubble #space #space car racing #speeds creative designs #t shirts gift #competitive sports

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quietbirdee · 2 years

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they’re just chilling 🐍🐦✨

#the owl house #toh #hunter toh #vee noceda #flapjack toh #sylphee art #they are just s #they are just sitting there #the least life can give you after having a terrible time of it is a silly t-shirt that may or may not be completely accurate #the gloves were a gift from camila #anyway!!! i love them very much!!#and i guess technically:#toh spoilers #??

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brokehorrorfan · 2 months

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Celebrate 40 years of The Terminator with Gutter Grabs' collection: three shirts designed by Sam Coyne and Kyle Crawford ($30) and two enamel pins designed by Matthew Skiff ($13). They’ll ship the week of May 5.