#take it in jest

[neuronygma]

hi guys i remember seeing moz's new message off a fanpage first (thought it was old content or another sickly low res photo and like, initially, i was thinking don't piss me off) JUST to have found out its. its real. like. morrissey is fucking johnny posting. first, i figure whatever group it was (forgot thw name i am sooo tired. hehe) that extended the offer "exclusively" to moz&marr didn't bother with mike because 1) trial 2) going out on a limb to say moz&marr more or less do not want to be associated with mike 3) mike was never asked in the first place or he WAS and morrissey just doesn't gaf i mean. lots of context clues to work with here. andy's another thing, bc it wouldve been absolutely absurd 2 put those two together and call it the smiths?? just call it the we're making up but we might bicker on this stage tour. that on top of how tender it still is for everyone. anyway. timeline:

• pre-june: general moz music creation & lounge slump

• offer is extended in june 2024: 1) moz knew johnny would've said no & opted to keeping his choice as a yes 2) longing for the past won so naturally a yes was chosen

• post-johnny reunion decline: oopsy! CLEARLYYY an impulsive on a whim tour announcement discussing "recent fiascos" !!! it will start on..Hrmm... Jabs dart into oct 31st johnnys bday! thorough promotion of the tour & it being bold and charged and everything else that's colorful on mozcentral babyyyy

• julyish to august: very gradual and more or less subtle influx of smiths posts between morrissey's insta & official band insta. to soften the eventual blow cos moz was probs ljke. yes this shows my interest in the art & i was passionate about it & they'll see how it feels 2 have been turned down

• lateish august: the smiths will never end

• august 29th: "mmm more or less valid that the person i used to Urmm. write music with Turned down a potential reunion tour for reasons possibly concerning our late bandmate & friend and his complications with our relationship in general oh and that one open letter i constructed for him that one time. oh also im making serious bank compared to him so who really won?? i put the EARNING in yearning!!"

[hinamie]

green

[myoonmii]

I was inspired (gay thoughts)

[lala-blahblah]

I get why people headcanon that Trucy would call Edgeworth "Uncle Miles" because it represents how close he is to Nick and Trucy and how he's basically part of the family etc. HOWEVER I cannot help but imagine the shock and horror of passersby who hear Trucy call one man "uncle" and one "daddy" as they watch Nick and Miles interact lovingly in public and come to the conclusion that Nick is openly cheating on his spouse with his spouse's brother.

[deadpoetsandlivinglegends]

Peter Weir: ok this is the big finale and probably the most important moment in Todd’s whole story, showing the audience his growth from the shy awkward kid who couldn’t speak in class or participate in anything into this changed person

Ethan Hawke: don’t worry, I got this

Ethan Hawke: 🧍

[juanitascribbles]

"Turbo this" "King Candy that"

Look at him.

[encryorm]

Digging through my folders and found this always sunny meme drawing from a few years back.

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

yeah i’m taking hozier away from you guys until you learn how to treat him properly

[cloudinal]

Happy birthday, Math Man!

[violent138]

Tim: "Okay wow, you are not slowing down."

Dick: "No time."

Tim: "Alright, watch the corner, watch the-- oh god."

Dick, over the thuds: "Came out of nowhere."

Tim: "You just ran over a whole bunch of ninjas."

Dick, still speeding past them: "Are they dead if you don't know for sure?"

Tim:

Dick: "We've survived worse." *spots other group of ninjas and accelerates*

Tim:

[puppyboyfranco]

me: I don’t like to speculate abt the drivers sexuality, it’s nothing to do with me

also me: the bisexual vibes from max are STAGGERING

[scitaliss]

Why don't DC play with the reasoning behind Bart's hair color inconsistencies by doing something like making his hair darker the more civilian he is while lighter when some crazy speedforce shenanigans happens? Or make his hair more red the more crazy Wally drives him? 🤔

[kagiura-akira]

I spent like an hour making a meme on my tablet only to redo it on my phone using Instagram because my writing on the professional meme was too small to read on Tumblr

Anyway, since we love to compare and contrast, I spent my whole massage therapy session thinking about all the things I wanted to put on this venn diagram because there are more important things than relaxation and the overarching concept of these two buffoons is 500 of them lmao

[sleepysundial]

absolutely microscopic whizzer doodle

[valyrfia]

I don’t know how many more “keep ao3 and shipping in fandom spaces” I’ve got left in me.

[raggedy-spaceman]

"Amongst all of David's awards, you were recently named on the DILF list. Here's the top five: Pedro Pascal, Oscar Isaac, David Tennant, Mads Mikkelsen, Cillian Murphy. Oh, and Michael Sheen came in-" "Oh and where is he on the list?" "Michael Sheen's number six." "Number six! And just remind me where I am?" "Three, you're three." "Number three!"

Justice for Michael Sheen!