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SHADOW THE HEDGEHOGS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
#THATS RIGHT.#HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND MY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS ‘this big’ AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING#SO IM MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM#SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG#YOU GOTTA SMALL DICK#ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT W A Y SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM#THATS RIGHT BABEY#TALL POINTS#NO QUILLS#NO PILLOW#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALL AND A B O N G#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH#YEAH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER#LAZER#P I S S#EXCEPT IM NOT GONNA PISS KN THE EARTH#IM GONNA GO HIGHER#IM PISSING ON THE M O O O O O O O O O O O O O N#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU *IDIOT*#YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DDRROOPPLLEETTSS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH#NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT#BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
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and we're back with ENA posting
These are so dumb
These are supposed to kinda show off Fragment Ego AU designs of the ENAs but I may have gotten a little too silly
Fragment Ego Masterpost
#ENA: Fragment Ego#yes DBBQ ENA is taller than classic ENA in Fragment Ego#as much as I love the idea of tall classic#ena au#ena joel g#ena dream bbq#ena#ena: dream bbq#ena fanart#shitpost#ena dbbq#dream bbq#joel g#I have more little stories in the works for this au but at this point I'm thinking I just need to write a full fanfic novel
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#young artists#My thirteenth birthday is in 2 days#I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right#he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was “this big#” and I said “that’s disgusting#” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog#you’ve got a small dick#It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right#baby#tall points#no quills#no pillows — look at that#it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife#so guess what#I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right#this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth#I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that#Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON#YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight#before I piss on you too!#𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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why are you as a man smiling like that at your temporary teammate who the nhl ships you with....
#i can't read lips but i know sid is telling nate he can put it in bare tonight.#they were so flirty and giggly and at one point (that i could see - i was sitting behind someone with a really tall beanie sjdh)#sid almost sat in nate's lap while he was backing it up and trying blindly to sit down while yapping at one of the staff#also blessedly while on one side was my very perplexed colleague#on my other side was a stranger who turned out to be a fujoshi because at one point she was telling her friend: bonded pair#and i turned to her and was like: SIDNATE?????#and she was like: YEAH?????#my colleague sighing: you're thinking about men kissing again...... aren't you.....#anyway i have a new friend in boston now yaoi really does build bridges#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#nathan mackinnon#colorado avalanche#sidnate#team canada#4 nations face off#shhhhh ignore the quality ;____;#nhl#hockey
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So I was thinking about the whole younger siblings getting taller that older siblings thing that I am a victim of and it got me thinking.
So it’s known that some boys will continue to grow until they reach the age of 21 . Not all of them mind you, but some of them do.
From what I remember, Dick is currently 26, Jason is 22-23, Tim is forever 16-17 and Damian is 14.
Dick being the eldest was able to stay the tallest for a long time. Then Jason came back around 17-18 and suddenly his little brother isn’t so little anymore and Dick suddenly realises that it is possible that the others will get taller than him as well.
Damian is a given as Bruce is 6’2” so Dick knows that he hasn’t got a chance there, especially when Damian starts getting that mid-teen growth spurt. But Tim…
Tim has always been shorter than him by four inches. He’s 5’6” and Dick is 5’10” and the kid is barely growing. There is hope that he will continue to be taller than Tim!
Little does Dick know that Tim is still growing, just slowly.
Something happens that causes Tim and Dick not to see each other for a little while (nothing bad, just busy vigilante stuff) so it comes as a shock to Dick when they can all get together for dinner finally that he’s not seeing the top of Tim’s head.
No, that boy is now looking at him eye to eye.
Only not completely because Tim now has an inch on Dick.
#Dick claims that he is betrayed#how could Tim do this to him#how dare the last of his little brothers get taller than him#everyone point out that Duke is still shorter than him by an inch#Dick says he doesn’t count because he has tall parents and it’s a given he’ll be taller than him#Stephanie mentions her not upset about the girls and suddenly a new fire comes to his eyes#yes he still has a chance to be taller than all his sisters#even the ones that claim they’re not his sister but are#looking at you Steph#dick grayson#batfam#dc#dc comics#tim drake
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a few meager cr3 sketches :] ft feywild fearne, orym's sending stone blues, and the revival scene from blood and dust that i sketched ages ago and decided i was never going to finish lmao
#critical role#critrole#cr3#bells hells#orym#orym of the air ashari#fearne calloway#critical role fanart#bells hells fanart#blood cw#i looveee drawing fearne#sorry for the tall post lol#i could not fit the images together in a way that didnt crop anything weirdly#i think its safe not to tag spoilers for blood and dust at this point?? 60+ episodes later???#also obviously not a permadeath so .#anyways matt's description of feywild fearne stuck with me for a long time so i tried to draw her just a biiiit like.#off from how i have before hehe#orym is also so fun to draw too actually. despite kinda just being some guy#itseart
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Team Dark Week Day 7 - Live and Learning Experience
If he can pull this off he'll earn himself a wayfinding badge for his scout sash 👌
And that's a wrap on Team Dark week!! Bit quicker with the shading and background this time because 4 panels in this style takes forever actually h a h - that said I'll be touching them up before I post this whole week of panels as a master post soon (which will include some extra little doodles I didn't get to add to the main plotline), so keep an eye out for that!
And for those of you that have been following along daily, I hope you all enjoyed this silly little hiking story!
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#team dark week#teamdarkweek#rouge the bat#shadow the hedgehog#sonic#sth#For those of you following me long enough the little sketchy compilation of jokes when I masterpost this should be quite familiar haha#I plan to touch up a lot of the panels first like adding actual backgrounds to this one and shading it properly lol#shadow's wearing hiking boots here so he's gonna have to hoof it manually wish him luck!#he'll definitely be leaning nonchalantly on the car by the time rouge gets there#(he only made it there 10 minutes before she did and was certainly not at all panicked he'd miss it no siree)#(rouge just so happened to be admiring her new jewels nearby for a cool 20 minutes so the timing worked out well~)#omega has gps but it's more honorable for shadow to win this fight to understand maps on his own#(it's funny)#comic#my art#doodles#realizing I inadvertently made rouge Way taller than shadow here lmaO#i'm leaning into it by this point she's tall and that's the canon I'll live by#okay time to sleep for 48 hours whOO
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I think that would sum up their travel-relationship pretty well.
#based on that one scene from doctor who lmfao#also headcanon that the Destined One is 160cm tall#my OC is 162cm but Monkey looks taller cause of the fur#Destined One doesn't care that much for the 2cm but boy if this was Sun Wukong#he'd probably stand on a box or rock just so he can talk down to her to prove his point lmfao#cepheus baskerville#black myth wukong#sun wukong x oc#sun wukong x reader#black myth wukong x reader#szynkART#former heroes who quit too late#fhwqtl
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Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Dragon AU#MDZS AU#noodleji#(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!)#Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me.#'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy.#Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy.#Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG)#Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream.#One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters.#Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks.#I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-)#WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings.#Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival.#When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.
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random indiecross (not really) things GO!!!!!
#sorry everyone who follows me for sonic/undertale yellow i am VERY indie cross and also specifically shovel knight pilled right now#AHHHHHH IM GOING INSANEEEE#peachys art#indie cross#indiecross#driftcells#hyper light drifter#dead cells#shovel knight#shield knight#sometimes i remember how Tiny shovel is. unfortunately all his other buddies are short as well so he gets temporary tall points#when he's with them that is. after that he's back to being a short king EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH#shovelshield#I FINALLY FOUND THE SHIP TAG#YES GAWDDDDD
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Vampire fiddlebill upon ye

I have a sharpie and a comically large piece of paper
#my art#fiddleford mcgucket#bill cipher#what’s the point of life if I can’t make bill a tall pretty lady#fiddlebill#vampire au#You need to understand that at some point these two will become my oc#it’s not a matter of possibility#it’s a matter of when#cause it will
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小小悟空。。。baby monkey wukong to me….. (link)
#he was sweet and cute for like 2 days after he was born and then it was just Menace (affectionate) from that point onwards#baby monkey soft and warm…. world harsh and cold#JJTW#black myth wukong#journey to the west#sun wukong#this vid had been in my head for like a week. what a baby#1 apple tall
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two human au loustats from twitter
#for people wondering abt lestats height - i just see him being super tall but its not necessary#iwtv#iwtv fanart#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#claudia de lioncourt
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Mods are awake
@shepscapades
#enthusiasm at its best#aprilfools2025#Lovelace#sona#oc#original character#now imagining lovelace shoving shortcakes into her mouth at mach speeds#she’s a robot <3 she could definitely inhale 300 in 15 mins just to prove a point#< this is debatable I literally control her she’s probably lying#sheepdog on alert though she does naaaaawt like intrusions#especially to her shepherd <3 three apples tall and all
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Something wrong with him
#I think I drew him looking too unhinged but it’s funny#jonsnow when someone interrupts his beet counting ^#u could swap out tommen with either of his siblings and it would stil work he’s their n1 hater fr#the way he hated joffrey just for being tall and pretty. he hadn’t even done anything by that point 😭
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if any one of us were locked in a cage with Phil and someone had a gun to Dan's head and told him "you have to beat this 5'6 phannie in a fight or he dies" and Phil went full crazed chimpanzee mode NOT A SINGLE ONE OF US would be walking out of that cage let's be so serious
#in this scenario you dont know about the dan situation btw otherwise i know a lot of us would just lie down and die for him 💀#you just got locked in a cage with Phil and he starts swinging wyd. get tko'd in about 15 seconds probably#idk why this is making me laugh lmfao point is that is NAWT a helpless baby girl#if phil lester came swinging at you in full apeshit death fight mode you'd be lucky to last 20 seconds#the disrespect on that poll smh if you couldn't beat dan then you most likely couldn't beat phil either#and realistically you couldn't beat either of them 😭 ik a lot of you have never play fought/wrestled with actually tall men#shit is not funny#phan#anyway put some respect on phils name please#5'6 because that's my height btw I'm not vagueing anyone#dan and phil
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