#tall voice

[pratchettquotes]

Miss Butts's mouth opened and shut. And Susan realized that the woman was actually quite short. She had a tall bearing and a tall voice and a tall manner, and was tall in every respect except height. Amazingly, she'd apparently been able to keep this a secret from people.

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

[eternalgirlscout]

did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5

[ski-ip]

kikimari

[puppyeared]

my attempt at making a fursona

[n0ahsferatu]

i’d say they’re going on a road trip but they don’t even have a car smh

[notemaker]

The WatchTower.

[chickenoptyrx]

I finally got caught up on lego monkie kid.. so I guess the twitter meme is the last thing I draw this year :U

[hypogryffin]

aegis is a robot built for combat in the 90s. she should be 6 feet tall and built like a brick shithouse

[prismatic-starstuff]

Thinking about how, in DnD lore, elves are usually a bit shorter than humans and tend to be about 5'6" at the tallest

Thinking about Astarion being 5'9" and probably being so proud of that; like, I bet he takes every possible opportunity to crow about how he's very tall for an elf (and to not so subtly hope that the people around him find that very attractive and impressive)

[kingzombear]

WE'RE GOIN TO DENNY'S 🗣🗣🗣

(wip, I'm fucking insane abt TWF4 *grabs u and shakes u*)

[ultimateinferno]

No I haven't read the Communist Manifesto but I did read Brennan Lee Mulligan recount the best Christmas Party he's ever been to and that's basically the same thing.

[shiftythrifting]

i wanna know the story behind this donation. it’s gotta be a good one. like was this donated by a tanning salon that went out of business? did someone buy a tanning booth and once they were tan enough they were like “well i guess i don’t need this anymore”? i need answers

found in shepherds cove in northern alabama

[atherea]

i don't know how the timeline works in hades but imagine before hades 2, zag's talking to the shades waiting in the great hall about melinoe like "oh, my baby sister is so cute, I think she's coming back from her witch boarding school soon" and they assume she's a sweet adorable kid bc that's all he's been talking about

but then emerging from the river styx with blood dripping from her shoulders is this tween whose looks could kill you, and her face lights up when she sees her brother and launches herself at him and then fucking bites him

[writer-room]

I hope we get to see Zane and Nya bonding, directly or indirectly, about the love of their lives being AWOL. Partially because I like sad angst and also those two interacting. Mostly because I think it'd be really funny.

Listen. Listen to me. Neither of them are going about this mourning/panicking process the same way. Not even close. Zane has a broom with Pixal's face and is sighing longingly while looking off the Destiny's Bounty. A faraway look in his eye that makes the others feel really bad for him. When will she return from the war? When will half of his heart return to him? It feels like weeks. Months. Years. It's been four hours and in actuality he's mostly fine he's just sad about it.

Nya meanwhile is trying to subtly ask everyone if they've seen Jay around and very much acting completely Calm and Chill about it but also pretty worried underneath. She seems like she's fine. She is not. At all times she is 0.4 seconds away from yeeting herself into the sea again. Constantly down to 1v1 someone in a duel just for looking at her weird. Will kick open a door shouting at top volume if anyone's seen her cringefail of a fiancé. Her designated dragon is quite literally lightning-based. She's going through it on five different levels but if she tells anyone that she will die instantly.

And I think these two should go on a solo mission together. Thoughts?

[medi-bee]

These are the guys who have total martial control over the center of the galaxy? are you sure?

[frodo-with-glasses]

So uh. I might’ve found a pattern here.

From The Fellowship of the Ring, “Three Is Company”:

From The Two Towers, “The Uruk-Hai”:

From The Return of the King, “The Houses of Healing”:

Now I know Tolkien hated allegory. And I know LotR is not a copy-and-paste parable about WWII (which he didn’t fight in) or even WWI (which he did). But the man did see war, and so did people he loved, and he had a non-zero amount of trauma, and some of that is gonna make its way into his writing somehow.

And I think his soul might’ve had something to say about soldiers being forced to walk until they dropped from exhaustion.