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koobiie · 18 days

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i love boys in a car simulator

the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:

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twoants · 2 years

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this is a callout post for my sister. they havent done anything lately but i’m bored so im calling her out

they have a tumblr but they used a niCKNAME THAT IS SUPER CLOSE TO HER ACTUaAL NAME AND OUR REAL LAST NAME????????????????? did she learn nothing from those bajillion internet safety videos and lectures they had us sit through in school???????????????? have they no brains in their head??????????? do they have no sense????????? and on top of that sHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING ON IT???????? she just likes shit???????? her tumblr is completely empty, default icon and backround??????? like wtf girl?????? ur an artist?????? draw some drugs or mushrooms or at least one of your pride flags like me or something???? i’m sorry but like does she know nothing

also her cat is a criminal. a little crime cat

#lol she can’t even defend herself because she doesn’t know my tumblr username #but like what can she defend against #i’m right and she knows it #did she learn nothing #she’s older than me but apparently i got all the common fucking sense #callout post #also cat #but cat is minor #i’ll post a photo of the crime kitty if y’all want #tan me if you do #i just realized that my posts must be very different to people who don’t read the tags #cause i go into full rants in them #sorry if you don’t cause you’re missing a lot of context and stuff

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phoenixcatch7 · 3 months

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I get that calling white lotus lbh a sticky little 'sheep' is a canon translation and stuck in the fandom now anyway, but I do feel the intended spirit of the original word wasn't the sheeple/dumb herd animal that's more common in the western world, but instead something actually conveying sweetness, innocence, purity and youth - lamb.

Famous for being utterly adorable and following around their mothers, gambolling in sunny meadows, curly white wool shining.

And NOW we can talk about black sheep/wolf in sheep's clothing metaphors.

#Picturing Sqq sweetly calling lbh a little lamb 🥺#Him calling lbh a sheep never felt quite right but LAMB???#And lbh following him around all bright and gangly and moon eyed ToT #Did you know the phrase originates from the wool of black sheep being much harder to dye and thus being undesirable in the wool industry?#That's why sheep are white and not like. Tan or brown or w/e like more natural colours.#But the black fur gene still pops up sometimes so you get white wool parents and siblings and a tiny black lamb trotting along #Who's wool you can never sell and who can't risk having offspring of their own #Also where the baa baa black sheep rhyme comes from! The wool was often sold at a very cheap price because it was so undesirable!#Ngl if someone called me their lamb idk what I'd do. Something desperate for sure #Theyre also sometimes a symbol for Jesus especially around Easter. So. That's a. Thing. That Sqq would most certainly read far too deep int #svsss #mxtx svsss #scum villain #luo binghe #luo bingge #luo bingmei #scum villain's self saving system #scum system #bingqiu #bingyuan #Idk but considering I'm talking about their pet names I'll count it #Gosh lbh calling Sqq shepherd in response... Crook around his neck metaphor I'll go wherever you lead us my guiding star mmm #Sleepy? Yes. Right? Also yes

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stormyoceans · 26 days

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I LOVE ONE CONSENT KING

#IF GMMTV DOESN'T GIVE ME AN AOUBOOM MAIN SERIES IN 2025 IM GONNA COMMIT GRAND SCALE LARCENY AND ARSON TO COPE #I LOVE THEM AS TAN AND FANG SO MUCH THEY ARE SO DAMN SWEET #not me thinking they would be the second to last ones to get together but then actually being the first ones tho ✋😭#and like don't get me wrong i love them and i can't wait to see their boyfriend era #but also i do wish bl shows weren't in such a rush to get their pairings together #like i promise you it's okay if they don't kiss or get together by episode 5 #you can spend a little more time on the build up and focus a bit more on the development of feelings #but anyway. I LOVE THEM. THEY'RE ADORABLE. I NEED MORE #we are #we are the series #tanfang #m: txt

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baggy-holmes · 9 months

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i’m 50 shades of brown right now

#me #selfie #i was told this one was good #you almost got it in b&w #mostly bc i hate my tan lines #which are impossible to avoid #what am i supposed to do #tan outside naked ???#i have neighbors!#cheeky

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miss0atae · 3 months

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Don't tell me it's not what he was thinking when he answered Phee's question.

#thai series #thai bl #bl drama #bl series #be on cloud #dead friend forever #dff #dead friend forever the series #dff the series #dff spoilers #episode 9 #Tan dff #New dff #You know me I need to do a silly meme before Saturday

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01432853 · 6 months

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Love Me Love My Voice (2023) • EP 16

#love me love my voice #asiandramaedit #cdramaedit #cdramasource #asiandramanet #tan jianci #zhou ye #mer gifs #cdrama #asiandramasource #it's in the qq #i was screaming #you know if he'd ever do that to my hair I'd be goneeeee #halleluja #❤️‍🔥

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rainymoodlet · 11 months

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feelin super-dee-duper normal abt this sim i made for @buglaur's handsome cowpoke...

#the more i stare at her the more i know they're gonna end up best drinking buddies who arm wrestle at 4am but gdi #i'm fixing her wickedwhims this time so she's at least ATTRACTED to the guy #i will never forgive naomi :((( never.#she's supposed to have a godawful farmers tan but guess who forgot that when she went to take pictures :)))))#this sim made me want to do sim requests tbh fkjdhfds im boutta revamp my whole sim style and then finish these one-on-ones #and then boooom into the rose ceremony and hiatus!!! before i come back for sim reqs when i have the time mwahaha #;extras #this is sawyer!! i forget her last name but it started with a c #i would die for her and also she owns a shot-gun and also she hates you probably (she prefers animals) but she's got a chipped front tooth #and a heart of gold i promise you #in my mind she's a horse behavioral therapist dskfdf #also yes that's just dallas with hair fight me :c i have one pretty base sim eat me #after dallas f!sims with hair look STRANGE to me dskfhdf #sim: sawyer cavazos

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joskippy · 7 months

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There is such a big racism and antisemitism problem in the nightvale fandom that its fucking crazy

#jontalks #wtnv #ill main tag this what fucking ever im gonna delete this immediately anyway #stop drawing carlos tan with brown hair stop depicting him as a dead beat lying predatory sex pest #stop fucking demonizing him for his character flaws you wouldnt be calling him some of the shit you people call him if he was white #ive seen the biggest artist in this fandom say they wish cecil got put in a cage and expiremented on in the year 11 arc like that #isnt revolting to say about a jewish character #ive seen the same people dissapointed that did not happen like the two writers arent jewish and would write something as disgusting as that #ive seen an artist draw a white character fantasize about brutalizing a brown character #and no one gives people shit for it and they still fucking do disgusting shit with these characters #ive seen people mad carlos didnt do something awwful to lubelle to give her reason to hate him like #the whole point of that wasnt that lubelle was a privilege white women jealous of a brown gay mans success #you people are so fucking aggravating and disgusting #and you need to start giving people shit when they are fucking weird about these marginalized characters #because some of you do not think when you depict carlos. a dark brown latino gay man as a predatory sex pest who is a dead beat #and treat cecil who people either draw lighter than or white as this perfect angel who has done nothing wrong #you would not be calling carlos a impulsive lier and a piece of shit for just being written as a emotionally closed off character #if he was white or if he was a paler latino man #it just fucking boggles my mind this is still an issue in this space and that it ALWAYS has been #its not surprising to me at all that this is the same fanbase in the early days that were refusing to see carlos as a dark skinned man and #that people who didnt want to depict him as such were fucking defended #this is the same fanbase that started shaking in their boots when people were questioning why everyone defaults to white for cecil its like #some of yall are very racist and you need to revaluate the bs you say about #a cast of majorily marginalized characters #and why you demonize the brown character for the same shit the one that is aracial in podcast and you draw as white as a perfect sweet ange #lol

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iamhereinthebg · 11 months

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Gonna share badly translated panels from the official french translation because I can

I can’t verbally explain how much Akane ROASTED Aoi in chap 69 . He really took the ‘I am gonna end this woman’s whole career” to a next level

:))))

--> to explain the ‘you’re pretending you don’t know’

#for her defense #Aoi actually said that 'he suck!' rather tan him being stupid #she was also fcking done on her part #Teru really went 'oospie?' when he saw them #I can't invent this sht he said 'mince alors' I wanna burn the translators #ty Mari for being okay with my half assd translation from french to english of the whole chapter too #Akane finished his rant and litteraly looked at her and go 'well?'#they need to insult each other every two pages in this translation idk why #Teru really went 'not cool bro' when Akane said 'what are you doing here?'#idk why the vibes of the french translations are so chaotic #but I am here for that #Aoi also said 'I asked you more than once :)))' when talking about his watch l o l she was done #oh and in terms of emotionnal damage they also put wavy texts #when the characters are either dying or have really strong emotions and idk what to do with myself with this #toilet bound hanako kun #aoi akane #akane aoi #nothing too special on the others chapters tbh I just really wanted to translate this one because I love their talk ahah #Akane just refers to the seven mysteries as deities rather than gods too #which is closer to the idea of Kamis to me #good volume as always #next one is in one month :))) chap 71/72/73/74 are all good I am not ready #tbhk #random french translation #disclaimer: it's hard to translate the context which is why I didn't do more page too ahah #I can just say that they are using slangs and are hasrher l o l #the vibes is just 'Oh yes you're testing me uh?'#jshk #jibaku shonen hanako kun fanart #jibaku shounen hanako kun

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megumi-fm · 13 days

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#okay random story time i don't know why im narrating this or how i even stumbled upon this memory rn #but i generally do sad vents in the tags and for a change this is a funny one #so back in highschool (i say highschool but i mean junior college) i used to visit this park near my house a lot #i was an sg kid back then and the thing about parks there is that they're kinda beach-parks and they have the best cycling/running tracks #they're also really massive parks so i used to go often. sometimes bicycling. other times walking. yeah. the park was like my sanctuary #anyway. there are quite a few bike rental areas in the park and there was a cute lil shop next to this one particular rental place #and they sold like biscuits and water and icecreams and stuff and i went there a lot #and on one particular day i went there and there was this guy around my age part timing at that shop #now again this might be culture specific bc i dont see it in india but part timing in uni/pre-uni is pretty common is sg #a lot of shops and restaurants employ teenagers to twenty something ppl for part time jobs... anyway im just adding context #point is that i had walked to the park with my mum that day and she told me to go buy a couple icecreams so i went to the shop #and i saw this guy around my age and like. not to be a simp but this dude was so pretty?#like he saw someone had come to the counter so he looked up and shot a smile and i thought i got slapped by sunlight #i could spend the next several lines going on about his pretty tan skin and his glowing raven eyes but this is pathetic enough so ill stop #anyway he saw me and smiled really wide (customer service smile- i thought to myself) and i smiled back and asked for icecreams or whatever #and then this guy started getting chatty right. so he was all 'you come here (to the park) often right? ive seen you with your bike a lot'#see now. the problem with me is that i always think im bothering people. this poor dude was attempting to make conversation #and i was replying with one word answers #and i wasn't even realizing that he didnt want that. bc he kept asking more questions and i. kept. shutting them down.#then when he gave me the icecream he was all 'are you here alone? icecream alone is no fun... i could keep you company if you want..?'#which. he was being really cute about right. but because im so fucking dense i was all 'oh no i came with my mom actually'#and he went 'aw man' in this really cute but faux sad way which i didnt understand at the time and i left and then #after three full fucking days. i realized this man was tryna hit on me?#and then i went to the park like a week later and he was gone. poof. i even thought of asking the uncle in charge of that place #then i got too embarrassed and chickened out #yeah so turns out my neurodivergence neutralizes any sort of rizz that comes my way #i could've been chilling with a cute boyf rn but no😩 this is my destiny #megumi in the tags

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yumemiruuuu · 5 months

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Hua Cheng uses those hand-drawn emoji reaction memes, this is canon event because I said so These little doodles are also posted on my instagram (@yumemiruuuu) if you want to check them out ♡

#do you guys think that Hua Cheng would have a bandage shaped tanning mark from the many years of having his face bandaged up?#like hua cheng might not but hong-er definitely could have it and he’s so self-conscious about it #i need answers man #literally stayed up in bed last night thinking about this #i have so many tgcf related thoughts that keep me up at night #tgcf #天官赐福 #heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #tgcf fanart #hua cheng fanart

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everytimeigetmoody · 3 months

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You stated all my thoughts about White. Up until this point he has no stakes in this story. They better do something with his character quick because there are only three eps left and I could not care less about whether he lives or dies right now. I even want Fluke’s selfish crazy ass to survive more than White at this point.

they just aren't giving us anything about white. as far as we know, he's just boyfriend. he has no ties with non and has done nothing to harm him or the investigation. he just doesn't have many ties to the main story with non. let's be honest. it makes him a little boring and bland. i kinda care about him cause he seems nice. he's innocent. there's nothing wrong with his place in the story and i feel like he does have his seat at the table even if he's not involved with non. he plays detective with phee and tan and he does his best with trying to contact the outside world. we see how fluke is going crazy through how he interacts with white. we get to see tee fleshed out a little through white.

i just don't think it would be satisfying to leave him as final girl. i mean, it's just too cookie cutter to leave the "innocent" one alive. this doesn't really seem like a story that's so rigid in its sense of morality. a lot of the characters we see are very much not black and white. you have phee who cares very much for non, but sleeps with jin and, at least the way i see it, kind of likes him too. he's on his mission to seek the truth about non or kinda get revenge but he gets distracted and veers off course. we have tee who is a major bully and does fucked up things to non which could have landed him in jail and did land him into deep shit with his uncle, but he also ultimately asked for mercy for non and tee is dealing with a lot of shit at home. i mean, he has the health of his dad on his shoulders (if i remember correctly) and his uncle was stepping on his neck threatening him with money or the lack of it. i am a tee hater but when i really think of his situation, i can't help but feel bad for the guy and everything that he's going through. and i love phee, but man was it fucked up to sleep with jin without knowing the full story.

with all of these complex and interesting characters to really dig into and analyze, white just seems bland in comparison and i feel like that's probably the point of his character. i mean, maybe i just haven't caught onto any foreshadowing, but white isn't going to turn out to be some great mastermind or part of the conspiracy with phee and tan in the end. that would feel like such shitty writing. i think this is more or less confirmed by white getting the hallucination of boils on his skin. he's not in on the plan and he didn't use this to throw off suspicion like tan did.

i think he works best as a tragic death. he would work best as collateral in the end. he has done all that he can and that is still not enough sometimes. you can do all the right things but circumstances get you sometimes. that's just what life is.

white is not final girl material. this story ultimately isn't about him, and i think that's what seals his fate. no part of seeing him coming out of the woods bloody and crying would be satisfying as an ending and would honestly create the most basic ass theme. it would make me actually angry if the "innocent" one got out alive. in a show that works so hard at being morally complex, that is such a slap in the face as an ending. it sends the most basic theme of "if you do bad things, bad things happen to you, and if you do good things, good things happen to you." the story would say nothing interesting. it is such a tired theme that doesn't take into acount the cemplexities and nuances of life.

i believe dff will do better than that. i think it will give us a story that leaves all of us speechless and satisfied. white being the final girl will not give us that.

sorry anon that i unloaded all of this on you. i never really got into it in my original post, and i still didn't fully get into it here but this was getting long.