Midnight Pals: Full of Green Teaness
Sheridan Le Fanu: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new drug scourge that's sweeping the nation, seducing our youth
Le Fanu: you know what i'm talking about
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Le Fanu: i'm talking about green tea
Barker: wait wait wait
Barker: green tea?
Le Fanu: yes
Barker: and that's the street name for.... what now?
Le Fanu: green tea
Barker: hahahaha
Le Fanu: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CLIVE
Barker: ooo yeah i'm real scared of green tea
Le Fanu: THIS IS SERIOUS, CLIVE
Barker: hahaha
Le Fanu: if you drink too much green tea, you could manifest an evil monkey!
Barker: AHAHAHA!!!!
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!!
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!
Poe: clive
Barker: oh come on edgar i know you're scared of monkeys but this is ridiculous
Poe: i'm not scared of monkeys
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of monkeys
Poe: I am NOT scared of monkeys
Poe: i am not scared of monkeys, clive stop spreading rumors
King: actually clive's right, you did write that story about the scary monkey
Poe: that was an ape
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of apes
Poe: I AM NOT SCARED OF APES EITHER
Le Fanu: look, the simple truth with green tea you don't know if you're getting a pure product
Le Fanu: they cut it with baking soda, borax, rat poison
Le Fanu: here, look at this video of what happens to a cop when he gets green tea on his skin
Le Fanu: you drink green tea and an evil demonic monkey will attack you!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: and drive you to suicide!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: also, it's sold by the chinese
Lovecraft: [sweats] THE CH-CH-CHINESE?!?!
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: sheridan was just telling us about the dangers of green tea
Le Fanu: [playing piano] Le Fanu here
Le Fanu: i want you to learn a song that'll teach you to say no to green tea
Le Fanu: [playing piano] users are losers and losers are users
Le Fanu: SO DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA! DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA!
Shelley:
Shelley: hey how bout you tell that story about the lesbian vampire?
Le Fanu: Don't let green tea make a monkey out of you!โข (paid for by the partnership for a green tea free america)
Barker:
King:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Koontz:
Shelley: ffft i'll drink green tea if i fuckin want to
Shelley: i'll drink it right now
Shelley: who's got green tea?
Fitz James O'Brien: i got some right here
Shelley: hand it over [drinks green tea without breaking eye contact with Le Fanu]
Le Fanu: noooo! nooo! the monkey!! think of the monkey!
Shelley: i ain't scare of no monkey
Shelley: i'm not edgar
Poe: I'M NOT SCARED OF MONKEYS
Barker: [whispering to Shelley] he's scared of monkeys
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Switching out my coffee for herbal tea in the am has been such a game changer lol I feel more energized, better digestion, and plus it taste amazing ๐ #herbaltea #digestion #herbalife #helpingwomen #TXfitlife #teadrinker #teaness #greentea #lemontea #honey #TXhoney #cleandrinking (at Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CZZnyIFl6mt/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Reposted from @hash.veganeats.sa Get ready SA, let's change how we view & treat our fellow Earthlings. #HealAndSpreadHealing #Hash #veganaf #plantbased #vegang #soberaf #southsidesanantonio #sanantonio #texas #teaness #vegan #plantbasedfitness #cyclist #nonalcoholic #recovery #texasvegan #brinner #mocktails #drybar #CBD #veganintexas #sanantoniovegan #latinovegan #friendsnotfood #sanantoniorestaurant #satx #fitness #veganfortheanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrpoNoppgN/?utm_medium=tumblr
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IF PEOPLE WANT TO DRINK TEA WITH MILK THEY ARE VALID personally I hate the stuff, but it is far from the worst crimes that have been done to tea
Look, if i post something about having Extremely Strict And Specific Rules on some nothing topic, it is not meant to be taken seriously. You can obviously drink it however the fuck you want. I drink black tea occasionally, sometimes even with milk.
...that said, i dare you to come up with a more heinous crime against teaness. I mean other than like... just dumping it in the ocean or something, fish canโt appreciate.
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ONLINE STORE: http://the22nd.tictail.com/
CONTACT: onthe22nd @gmail
INSTAGRAM
jackie: @ ihatemtl / @ j.890722
jea: @ teaness
TWITTER
jackie: @ _890722
jea: @ teanesssss
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do you ever drink a tea without any distinctiveness
like this green tea tastes like green tea. a kind of generic prototypical green-teaness, coincidentally a lot like the third or fourth cup you make with the same leaves, when all the interesting tones have disappeared
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I find these two singing together and they are our favorite villagers to me and Jeanine. I had to make a drawing! Collab with teaness!
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Reposted from @hash.veganeats.sa Hey all, this is Rogelio & Michael Sanchez. We are the owners and operators of SA's first ever Spirit-Free cocktail bar and Vegan eatery. We're just a couple of kids from the barrio trying to make a difference in a community we love. We opened HASH on the Southside of SA for the main purpose of brining a fresh concept to a community we feel can benefit from it. With a hard focus on creating a safe space for people in recovery or those suffering through addictions and houselessness we have been able to directly meet the needs of our local community members, while also serving up delicious vegan food and non-alcoholic drinks on the Southside of SA. While our intentions were in the right place, operating a business on the Southside has come with it's share of financial difficulties & slow days. We have never allowed for anything to detour us from our mission. One thing we are very proud of is that we did start this entire company with out of pocket money. Although it's great to say, we have unfortunately came into a situation where we are met with a fork in the road. If we cannot pay a few major bills and taxes within the next 7 days, we will have to shut down operations. We are calling on our amazing regulars and local community to help us continue to help our community and continue to be a light on the Southside! If you feel inclined, please donate what you can to this GoFundMe or swing by and support us by stopping by our brick and mortar at 5007 S FLORES 78214! Please know this was not typed out willingly, we hate to ask for help, especially when our goal is to be the helpers. Thank you all for understanding and your continued support! #HealAndSpreadHealing #Hash #veganaf #plantbased #vegang #soberaf #southsidesanantonio #sanantonio #texas #teaness #vegan #plantbasedfitness #cyclist #nonalcoholic #recovery #texasvegan #brinner #mocktails #drybar #CBD #veganintexas #sanantoniovegan #latinovegan #friendsnotfood #sanantoniorestaurant #satx #fitness #veganfortheanimals๐ป๐๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ถ๐๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฐ๐น๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ค๐ฃ๐บ๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ด๐๐ง๐๐ธ๐ฝ๐ท๐๐๐จ๐๐ต๐ฏ๐ป๐ ๐๐๐๐ช๐ซ๐ก๐๐๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฒ๐๐พ https://www.instagram.com/p/CWdVFTIr8UL/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Reposted from @tour_de_jah Join us this weekend for our limited menu! Weekend hours Friday-Saturday Noon-midnight Closed Sunday. Thank you all for your amazing support. We are excited to host our GRAND OPENING October 16th! Full food & drink menu TBA. We will be closed Sunday September 27th - Friday October 2nd to finalize things in house & get ready for our kickoff! @regcruz will be in the mix tomorrow (Friday night) on our patio! Swing by and see what all the fuss is about, on the Southside of SA. #HealAndSpreadHealing #Hash #veganaf #plantbased #vegang #soberaf #southsidesanantonio #sanantonio #texas #teaness #vegan #plantbasedfitness #cyclist #nonalcoholic #recovery #texasvegan #brinner #mocktails #drybar #CBD #veganintexas #sanantoniovegan #latinovegan #friendsnotfood #sanantoniorestaurant #satx #fitness #veganfortheanimals https://www.instagram.com/p/CFjIWJiJSnn/?igshid=1mda00pvgcanr
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