#technoblade's chat

[idcfriend]

I'm Back!!!

I absolutely love eldritch protagonist so...i have more eldritch yuu brainrot!🎉

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So at first glance yuu seems normal just a completely normal gender neutral individual but the more time people spend with them the mpre they notice that sometimes their smile is a bit roo wide....their teeth and fingers a bit too sharp....how they sometimes move as if It's not something there used to

On one occasion the idiot trio was being to loud in the morning and Yuu hadn't slept that well or at all really....that's when one of the others noticed how Yuu seemed too quiet...how they seemed stalk towards the unsuspecting trio as if they were prey soon when they were near they rose to their full height (and damn why hadn't any of them ever noticed how tall Yuu is!?) and with what could of mad even the bravest of men cower in a corner in fear....growled with bloodlust and a voice that of something from your worst nightmare( Yuu honestly doesn't know why everyone looked so scared when they after growled in frustration when Ace, Deuce and Grim were being too loud, they didn't think they were that scary...)

Another time Yuu was too tired to care much about anything much at the moment (unaware of the way that an uncanny air of apathy seemed to hang around them, like someone who was looking down on something that was simply lesser and they couldn't find in themselves to care one way or the other and settled on indifference) so the other first years decided to ask Yuu questions to see how much they could get them to answer in their sleep deprived state (jokes on them Yuu is a CHAOTIC MESS and simply bullshits their way through life when they don't sleep enough so their answers were...a little unsettling to some)

First question was from Ace: which was simple enough but-

"So prefect what's your favorite food?"

The others looked at Ace in mild surprise expecting him to ask something embarrassing

Ace looked at them in annoyance "What? Yoh have to build up this kind of stuff"

Yuu simply looked up from their desk and answered (sarcastically mind you it's just that for some reason their very good at acting?)

"the souls of those who have sinned far greater than any mortal and have seen that which should never be seen" and promptly face planted back on to the table

Meanwhile the others are a little unnerved by that answer and by the chorus of voices that seemed to answer with Yuu but only a little because this was THEIR prefect no matter how...not normal they were and they'd fight anyone who even looked at them wrong

Next was Deuce

"Favorite pass time?"

They braced themselves for the answer

"going on relaxing walks-" they looked at Yuu confused because that was such a...normal answer?

"-and putting the fears and horrors of others and the world on paper, eternally etched into a part of my collection" they then...relaxed? Because of course such a hobby would suit their eldritch friend (Yuu simply meant they like to draw horror stuff in one of their many sketch books)

Surprisingly Sebek went next

"how do you deal with those that harm the ones you protect?" he asked mostly to get more ideas on how to protect Malleus

At that they could feel the way the surrounding air around Yuu seemed to go eerily silent as they let out a growl that could of had mistaken for a beast

"You hunt them down one by one making them feel fear like no other, you hunt them like the measly wretched being they are and then I'd make them know pain, that which would be a thousand times that which they inflicted on those who are MINE" throughout all this Yuu's form began to change slightly their fingers becoming claws and gaining a black tinge that covered their entire hand, their teeth becoming as sharp as knives and a few other changes

Then Grim went up to Yuu and hugged them seemingly knowing why Yuu reacted so drastically

"Calm down henchman, no one's going to hurt us we're safe"

That seemed to calm them down as they looked up and chuckled a bit, "Sorry guys i over reacted a bit but-" Yuu said looking- well more like they were scanning them for any sign of harm, "no one's bothering you guys right?"

At that they seemed perk up as they smiled at Yuu

(Yuu was unaware that they had just implied that considered the first year group THEIRS, and they were also confused why everyone except those they knew gave them such a wide berth in the hallways for a while after)

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That's all i got for now! I know it doesn't really make much sense but i swear I'll elaborate more in the future! (hopefully) but there's another thing i wanted to add!!!

So I'm a fan of Technoblade and i like the idea of Eldritch Yuu having their own version of Chat! So like they'd give Yuu advice and help them in their chaotic shenanigans (while maybe purposefully making them seem even more like an Eldritch being because they crave misunderstanding content) So Yuu would have these gaggle of voices that would follow them around that every once in a while others can hear too (Yuu honestly isn't even fazed when all of sudden they have a bunch a sentient voices following them around that's how done they are with Crowley's and everyone's else's bullcrap)

So! I was thinking that certain comments and stuff left on the post i do of eldritch Yuu could be taken as Yuu's "chat"

[redraven3093]

so I have this AU Idea about Tallulah being a new member of the Blood God cult after being convinced by the Voices that linger on to keep an eye on Phil.

Tallulah was fed up with being the most vulnerable one on the island and then decided to reach out to the Voices in hopes of gaining strength and power to protect herself and her family.

Tallulah knows about the Voices and the Blood God from the bedtime stories that Phil likes to tell them

I want to expand on it so bad cause Tallulah has so much potential for Angst ya now, I was afraid to do it cause it might not make sense for her own characterization

but, looking at the vods rn I think it might work. __________

I remember Tallulah being so weak back then that Phil always told her to run while telling Chayanne to fight, while on their Big Adventure, Phil always made sure to have her in his sight, and Tallulah herself woulda always stay by him most of the time.

but now Tallulah can hold herself easily against many dangers, when mobs were surrounding her Phil let her handle the hoards of enemies herself and then congratulated her for her victory. She now often wondered on her own and Phil was okay with letting her out of his sight.

something changed, maybe it was the first kidnapping, maybe the time they spent away in Egg Islan, or maybe it was all of it.

but something most definitely did.

Tallulah is no longer that young and fragile little girl.

Phil just thinks that this is a part of her growing up

but what if it's not only just that? it has been a while since the Voices demanded and pestered him about giving his son to the Blood God's teachings.

maybe they have given up?

or maybe they have a new target they want to pursue?

maybe they already have what they want

[angst-for-the-angst-queen]

For the ask game, i ask for the word: interesting

Thanks for the ask! :D Interestingly enough, "interest" only appeared in one of my active wips, with all other examples either appearing in already posted chapters of a wip (making those chapters not technically wips anymore) or inactive wips.

“Do I get to choose a name?” Mumbo asked. “You’re Harpocrates,” Techno stated proudly. At Mumbo’s confused look, he faltered slightly, much to the amusement of Chat. “Er, if you’re alright with it, that is.” “No, it’s all good! I was just thinking about going by my middle name, but a name that’s completely disconnected from my identity is probably better for a secret organization, now that I think of it…?” Niki looked over in interest. “What’s your middle name, if you don’t mind me asking?” Mumbo puffed out his chest. “Killsalot!”

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza's Chat, Technoblade's Chat & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Phil Watson | Philza's Chat Additional Tags: Fluff, Adventure, Fluff and Crack, Phil Watson's Chat is Made of Crows (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade's Chat are Technoblade's Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Potions Accident, Technoblade Hears Voices (Video Blogging RPF), Mischief, the voices - character - Freeform, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Immortal Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), crows - character - Freeform, Crows, Magic, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Manifestation, emerald duo, Chaos, Murder, Whump, mostly on the crows and voices part, Original Non-Human Character(s) - Freeform, Fantasy, Feral Behavior, maybe a little gore too, Pictures Summary:

Technoblade and the voices have always been together. None of the Voices could remember a time when they were not with Techno. Always with him on his ventures and battles. Through the good and the bad times. They were even there when he met the famous adventurer, known as the Angel of Death, who was known as the mate of the Goddess Death herself, followed by crows. They were there as a close friendship was struck and bonds grew. Surprisingly, while only Techno was the only one to ever hear the Voices, the crows of the Angel could as well. The Voices and the Crows became close, which sometimes meant Techno now had a flock of crows following him along too.

(Or Phil's Crows and Techno's Voices get into some mischeif that run Phil and Techno on an adventure they never thought they would ever have.) (I don't know how to summariese this one. I've had it on my computer for a while now.)

[tang0w0tek]

Phil: Techno, what do you want to eat?

Techno's Chat: The souls of the innocent–

Techno: A bagel.

Chat: Nooo!

Techno: Two bagels.

[jamsofdeath0]

Man sometimes I just think about how cool it was to have Techno's chat canonized after all the hints we were actual characters. :)

[anony-mouse-writer]

one day someone is going to have a conversation with me and will accidentally hit the tripwire that is my headcanons on the blood god and the true nature of techno's chat and accidentally unravel a tangled ramble of headcanons on why the blood god's primary aspect isnt blood and im just gonna apologize in advance to whoever that is, its just that i dont wanna write the fic for it and i dont have any irl mcyt fandom friends to talk to about this

[shikai-the-storyteller]

There is something so deeply cathartic about being one amongst nearly 50,000 people watching Phil build a memorial for Techno in his Hardcore world. Something about shared grief. Something about humanity. Something about love and friendship and the legacy it leaves behind.

[risingsunresistance]

btw if anyone was curious, techno's memorial is still in the hypixel lobby even though it was redesigned for halloween

they actually put a little golden candy basket in there :]

[cherryskeletoncake]

Techno summoning chat before going out to rouin someone’s day <3

[anemonet]

Uh...We win these?

[boygirlctommy]

they should binge mlp togther ^_^

@tmmyrp @subtotechno

[redraven3093]

evil brain bits in coming

what if, instead of Chayanne that come to worship the blood god like his hero Technoblade it was Tallulah instead.

Chayanne for all of his claim to one day would become as great as the great Technoblade, he had never even consider to become a servant to the blood god like Techno, because as the son of the Angel of Death of course he would be under the protection of Kristin goddes of death.

Chayanne is a strong kid mind you, there is no doubt that one day he would achieve his dream of becoming a great warrior and or Hero, Philza had made sure to train his young son to be able to protect himself and those around him, be the great champion Philza always believe he will be.

but not like Techno never like his idol.

because Philza would never let his son be under the same care and madness of the Blood God.

but Tallulah in the other hand, sweet fragile weak little flower Tallulah could never be as strong as Chayanne, she always the one that have to be protected always the one to be left behind as all of her siblings fight tooth and nails for their survival while she stood back and stare.

Philza of course teach her some things, the Angel would never let anyone under his care unable to weild a sword, but his lessons for her was never like the ones he gave Chayanne, sweet and caring grandpa Philza would rather have her not fight at all if he could have his way.

for once she wishes to be strong, to be able to protect to be useful just like Chayanne.

(we can help you/ you want to be strong little girl?/ Let us HELP/ yes BE Strong/ Do you want OUR HELP)

she listened to The Voices that talks to her in her darkest times.

follow every step that they told her to in order to gain the power that they promised to her.

she harden her heart to the pittiful cry of one of her Venus

the sacrifice she must pays was nothing in comparison to the one that she will gain.

in the darkest part of the land when the moon rise to crimson red, the Children of the Blood God, THE VOICES wellcome another to their teachings.

( WELCOME OUR DEAR TALLULAH OUR NEW BLOOD QUEEN )

the once warm hazel eyes had turn the same Crimson red that shines on the sky

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I really love how "Technoblade's Chat" is a CHARACTER tag on AO3

It fascinates me that this originated as cc!Techno talking to his chat during lore streams which breaks the fourth wall, but then he canonized it for c!Techno as the literal voices in his head. And these voices then grew their own lore connected to the blood god and had a direct influence on the plot (such as with The Egg). And then people started including them into in-universe fics - essentially fully removed from the connotation of streaming and live chats - often enough that they have their own character tag and some fics completely focus on c!Techno's relationship with Chat as an entity/character.

[the-moon-will-sing-a-song]

To get into the festive spirits, Technoblade thought it would be fitting to call a Syndicate meeting and have all of them eat cake, have some fun.

Problem? He has never made a cake.

A propper one. Not just the rushed kind you bake just to prove your student's power.

It took him so long. And several comments from chat swearing he mistook sugar for salt.

Finally it was done. It was glorious. First try perfect cake (it was, in fact, the second try). It took an hour, if not more.

When everyone arrived to the Arctic Anarchist Commune he invited them to his humble so that he could show them the treat he made.

Steve was eating the cake. The cake was knocked onto the floor. Steve was eating the cake that was knocked onto the floor.

Steve was kicked out of the Syndicate. So long, Harpocrates. You were a fine member.

This is my gift for @oakworthyt4t in the @technoblade-gift-exchange! Hope you like it <3

[ctommyer]

THIS STREAM IS NOT TALKED ABT ENOUGH AND THAT NEEDS TO CHANGE!!