#technoblade and phil

[wolfsbane54]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kristin Rosales Watson/Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza, FitMC & Phil Watson | Philza Characters: FitMC (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Kristin Rosales Watson, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu, Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Noah Brown | Foolish Gamers, Alexis | Quackity, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Dream Additional Tags: Mafia Kristin Roseales Watson, Barista Phil Watson | Philza, Retired Police Officer Phil Watson | Philza, Teens Wilbur Soot and Technoblade, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Young TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Kidnapping, Misunderstandings, Found Family, Oblivious Phil Watson | Philza, Protective Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Protective Wilbur Soot, Protective TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Crimes & Criminals, Protective Kristin Rosales Watson, Dark Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Dark Wilbur Soot, Dark TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Disabled Phil Watson | Philza, Medical Inaccuracies, Trauma, reverse adoption Summary:

Phil is a retired police officer, due to injury receive on duty leaving him with a forever limp and slight pain. Instead of letting himself be taken out by these change of events he opens a Cafe called Hardcore Coffee. With the help of his two employees Bad and Nikki, the Cafe runs rather smoothly. So smoothly he is able to admire one of his regulars. A lady who he doesn’t know the name of. But he does know she comes every Friday. Until one day she doesn’t show up like normal

He soon get a visit from two teens and a child. All three seem angry. Why? He doesn't know. Maybe coffee and pastries can help solve their problems.

Bad and Nikki start acting weird. Maybe he's been working them too hard.

And Phil, well, he didn’t think him surviving a building crashing on top of him would end with a gun in his face.

CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.

(Warning! I’m writing by the seat of my pants! Nothing is planned! Let’s see where my brain take us shall we! )

[royalarchivist]

Phil: Oh, there's the Techno Memorial. This is really nice.

Quackity: [Gasps] That's sweet dude, that looks so nice. 🥹 Dude, I always look back on that clip of Technoblade– There's two clips I have with Technoblade that I absolutely love watching–

Phil: About the orphans?

Quackity: Yeah, he's like: "I'm the second worst thing to happen to orphans" and I'm like, "What's the first thing?" he's like, "Quackity. They weren't always orphans."

Phil: Yeah, that's a classic.

[wettbewerberrr]

finally drew my man c!Techno as a boar!!

this was a twitter request for a moment when c!Techno and c!Phil meet Exdee for the first time. Phil realizes who they're dealing with immediately, and Techno just doesn't care, he just wants his table

[chopped-meat]

philza perch

[yeniihuenii]

my silly lil piece for @voicesfortheblade !! a prompt for luna :D

techno n phil got a new weapon of Mass Destruction and its a guy with a constant ^_^ face

[crowfatherd]

philza but he's perching

AYE AYE CAPTAIN o7

[rowantarctic]

snowball fight

[ctechnoapologist]

he already did that to be fair

[airyal245]

Practicing with alcohol markers

[ac3ofspad3s-on-ao3]

I randomly remembered that one thing of someone asking Techno why he dressed like he was part of the bourgeoise and hie reason was "because styleee"

so uhh, new au where Techno is an anarchist and routinly goes around murdering tyrannical governments. But he dresses like a noble (because he steals stuff from the tyrants he kills). And because he's generally bad at talking to people he ends up at like noble gatherings a lot because people see how he's dressed and assume he was invited.

Which is great sometimes, maybe there's someone at the party he's been meaning to murder. Or it's shit because there's no one at the party but leaving too early would insult the host or something. He doesn't know, he doesn't care to learn the rules of noble society. So he ends up stuck, trying to make sure people realize his cape was the pride and joy of the Tyrant of the North two months ago and his crown and jewels are all pieces missing after assassinations of various political figures.

[incinerated-vestiges]

average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)

@hennagrace

[wolfsbane54]

Minecraft Podfic: Baking Potatoes at 3 A.M. (Technoblade and Philza Fanfic)

Philza is noticing weird noises at night, and then when morning comes finds candles melted on the kitchen floor, the oven on, and someone is stealing their potatoes.

 Ao3 Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/600... 

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 R.I.P. Technoblade

 'Technoblade Never Dies!'

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I'm not sure what I think about this cape on the Elytra, I kinda like it? [Snaps his fingers] You know what it kinda reminds me of? It kinda reminds me of Techno's cape.

[Thunder rumbles above him 🌩️]

Phil: Techno? [Laughs] I'm kidding. It's a sign! We're doing it–

[redmaycare]

sleepy boys

headcanons and details under keep reading!

[ks1971]

Minecraft server au where Phil has like this gorgeously built house and every morning, without a fail, he likes to sit on the front porch with a nice cup of tea. He gets 500 ticks or so of pure relaxation, aided by the beautiful sight of the flower fields, and the mountain biome peeking from the horizon. That is, until the day that He appeared. His neighbor. Or the bane of his life, depending on who you ask.

He heard that a piglin player has bought a plot of land close to him.

Nobody told him it was the flower fields.

The flower fields that were inevitably desecrated by a six by six cobblestone hut right in the middle of the landscape.

The trend continues, until Phil decides that enough is enough when he sees techno putting dirt on the roof. He ends up asking the piglin if he can remodel the place, and surely Techno can see how beautiful his traditionally japanese styled house looks- Techno said no. Phil nods, his hands curled in fists. Technically he could, y'know... This isn't hardcore after all- no. Bad Phil. The guy can do what he wants. Maybe he had a bad day, he'll just come by to ask again.

[lushwithrats]

techno stock image shirts because -_-....

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teen emoblade