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I wrote a book! Very excited to announce that my first book, Sex Lives of Superheroes, will be coming out next year, published by the good people at Smart Pop Books!
It’s a series of comedic (yet scientific) essays that explore how super powers would affect the sex lives of the heroes that have them. And boy do things get weird. I can’t wait to share some strange science and big laughs with you all in 2024!
EDIT: It's available for pre-order now! All the links are here!
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….. back on fandom bullshit XD
And a bonus image
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Hast thou considered murdering him?
Also, Tony sure is one to talk about the dangers of capitalism. Friend of the proletariat he is not.
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Going after the family of a superhero is a bad idea.
Real bad.
Kind of CHAINSAW BAD.
At worst, REGIME SUPERMAN LEVEL BAD.
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We all know damn well that Selina is lying.
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Redacted: Binjpipe, baby! How ya feeling?
Binjpipe: Not great. I don't recall much after deciding it would be fun to dress as Nate for the Halloween party.
Redacted: You were a riot! You ran around drunk yelling, "I get it! I get it now! I'm an actor, kiss me, leading lady!" Then you tried to jump into ‘her’ arms by jumping off the roof!
Binjpipe: Ugh. Who stopped me?
Redacted: Nobody! We're villains; we all watched you jump!
Binjpipe: Then how the hell did I survive that?
Redacted: NATE CAUGHT YOU! And then you tried to kiss him. It was a delightful train wreck, and I've caused actual train wrecks.
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