#text: ss

[sp00kymellonn]

[lil-vibes]

was sick this whole week so im beaming it straight to narinder

[licoryce]

we do a little tomfoolery

[idolomantises]

I was replaying BOTW for the third time to play the DLC but I got bored halfway and decided to boot up Skyward Sword and play it for the first time…

I didn’t know Link was this expressive 😭

[gothixm00nz]

I don't care what anyone says... Skyward Sword Link is one of my favorite versions of Link.

Not only is he the OG, but he's also genuinely one of the best portrayed. Like he's a Link who has way more emotion and soul put into him and it fucking infuriates me that these fans in the LOZ community hated Skyward Sword so much when it came out.

Skyward Link is one of the few Links who feels like he could be a real person. He's literally some lazy ass dork who is essentially a nepo baby because his bff and soulmate is Zelda and then is forced to buck up and actually do something. Not only that, but SS Link has the best character model AND expressions (in my opinion)

Also just a quick side note; this Link is the only incarnation of Link who I wanna give a forehead kiss and a big fluffy blanket because he looks EXHAUSTED all the time. Which makes sense, because he's having like the worst week/month of his life actively, but god does this poor guy need a fucking hug and a nap.

[sublimati0ns]

daily koss #15: TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI 🤤

SAVE ME YOU, SOMEBODY SAVE ME YOU — I’M YOU’RE SCREAMING FOR A LIFE THAT I YOU CANNOT HAVE

I really wanted to redraw the part of s01e14 where Starscream grabs Knock Out’s face but in reverse… And since I posted fluff for day 13, I thought an edgier illust would be a fun contrast! I think they do love and care for each other despite being bad (SS) or weird (KO) at showing it, but both of them are still Horrible people with Problems so there’s also a lot of uncertainty and resentment between them.

Given their interactions in canon I feel like Knock Out has more to seethe about than Starscream (who rarely got mad at KO directly and more just doesn’t know how to not take his stress out on other people), but I don’t think all of KO’s grievances are valid LMAO It felt to me that he caught feelings (platonic and/or romantic), and when that energy wasn’t clearly reciprocated, his petty and narcissistic ass took it very personally.

[afraidofmonsters]

[toyb0y-tboy]

need to go to a rave dressed all slutty (shirtless, jock under short shorts, flagging, eyeshadow, full rave boy nero). get fucked up enough im super confident, flirt with dudes for drinks. start talking to a hot older guy in the smoking area, he tells me he likes the colour of my hankies, i just giggle. when we go in together to the dancefloor he gets handsy, i dont stop him. he buys me drinks and rubs powder on my gums as we're pressed up against each other in a toilet cubicle. we're in the smoking area again he calls me a fag as a joke, i let out a soft pant. his hand moves lower and lower on my back, i ask if i can tell him a fantasy. he lets out a low chuckle "of course i always wanna hear a pretty fag boys fantasy" i tense up blood rushing to my dick from my brain. i've always wanted to be fucked in a dark room, then use me as a toilet. he laughs, i can feel his breath on my face, smell his sweat warm and musky, feel his thick fingers spread out over my ass. "i love boys like you, filthy fucking freaks who seek out older pervs to fill out their fantasies" i whine a little "you want all those people to see me fuck you, then see me piss in your stupid fucking mouth" all the blood in my body is in my dick in that second, i can only let out a weak but desperate nod. "then lets make it true". we're in the dark room together bodies all around us, the techno mixing with the sounds of ecstasy around us. he laughs when he pulls down my shorts and sees the glint of my plug. my own moans, whines, pants and whimpers join in with the thumbing beat. the drugs and endorphins coursing through my body creating levels of pleasure and intensity that make my mind numb. a sting on my ass brings me back to reality, "remember fag your here for my pleasure focus on me" the pounding rhythm from behind intensifies mixing with the music becoming one. i feel the climax approaching and releasing, then cold metal my plug back mixing with the cum slowly leaking out. with a firm slap to my ass my shorts are pulled up, i move into a seating position. he turns his back to me, the straps of his jock perfectly framing his cheeks, "go on, show all these people what kind of dirty fucking boy you are". he spreads he cheeks and i lean straight in, this is my purpose to worship bigger stronger men. its what pathetic fag boys are made for. we dance and drink more, he rubs the back of my shorts spreading the mess making it more obvious what i had allowed to be done to me. "i need to piss" the toilets are busy when we get there, he simply points to the spot next to urinal and i obediently get on my knees, looking up with the man who is my god for the night. he simply spits in my mouth as he pulls his cumstained dick out, i swallow the stream ignoring the splashes on my face. i can feel the people watching, hear them laugh, even a few ask if the could get a turn. he simply laughs "i think ill get a bit more use out of him first, he not broken. yet"

[updatingranboo]

reply from ranboo :D

go give madi's art love here

[dope-retinas]

I always think I'm not into someone pissing inside,

But the thought of someone rutting into me, using me like a toy before they announce (casually) that they have to pee.

And my surprise when I try to pause so they can go only to be pinned and fucked harder because I'm a good toy aren't I? They can use me however they want!

All while I'm confused and struggling. Them wearing a smile and cooing at me, condescending words punctuation my humiliation with praise as a vessel.

And I'm like, damn. Yeah.

Bonus points if I'm picturing myself full and desperate and they're the cause.

[edlucavalden]

[cont of this, technically.]

Hold on there buddy.

[palmolli]

Kinda wish that dlc where you play as sksw Zelda actually got made. Imagine it had the memory recovery system of Breath of the Wild. That would be so freaking sick, but Nintendo doesn't have the balls. The implications of what happened during the war between Hylia and Demise is honestly horrific. In the opening cutscene with the cave paintings, it showed a LOT of people just being straight up BURNED. Hylia definitely saw a lot of that. So... in theory, Zelda was ALSO subjected to that, AGAIN. SKSW ZELDA HAS WAR PTSD. IM TELLING Y'ALL. And to relive all of that at the ripe ol age of seventeenish... is not good for the psyche. Nobody talks about her trauma enough, and it makes me big sad. ALSO. If I'm remembering correctly, Zelda's way of speaking sorta changed? Like... uhhmmmdjdj...

You can't convince me something didn't fundamentally change in her brain. Is this a stretch??? WHY IS SHE TALKING LIKE THATT??? gosh, the agnst potential here is CRAZY. Like. Be Link. Save the world or whatever, and now your girlfriend is suddenly spitting out philosophy and talking like a poet out of nowhere. That'd be kinda disorienting. Even more disorienting is having the memories of a past life along with your own. Like, uh... what if she asked Link about something she thinks happened, and he's just like... "Huh?" And she'd just be like, "Oh, that happened when I was Hylia, nvm."

ALSO IMPA!??!?!? like she DEFINITELY had a close relationship with her as Hylia maybe, I headcanon she saw Impa as a daughter, and then the roles got swapped when she became Zelda. Or... oh God PLEASE DONT MAKE THIS A PEARL AND ROSE QUARTS SITUATION PLEAAAHAHEEESEEEE 🙏🙏

Anyways. During that journey, she definitely grew attached to Impa, especially because she already knew her in a past life, which is kind of a special connection my dudes. And then BOOM she disappears. Bye bye warrior woman you will be missed dearly.

Cough. Okay to sum this up:

Live life normally as just a girl in school. Yippie, everything is awesome. Everything is cool when you're part of a team. Oh, sick, your crush won the race thing despite not studying a day in his life, and you've built up the courage to FINALLY ask him out-

Uh oh! TORNADO! and now you're in an entirely different land basically surrounded by monsters, defenseless, apparently despite the fact you've been attending a knight school for twelve or so years, you freaking nepo baby (affectionate). Grandma lady saves you. Then uh cool mysterious lady starts guiding you, and apparently you've known her in a past life-

War flashbacks. Some ash baby lookin ahh dude slaughtered a bunch of people bc he wanted some golden doritos, also, you used to be a goddess, the same one you worshipped and prayed to all the time. What the flip. What's Link gonna think about this? WHAT? YOUVE BEEN BASICALLY USING HIM? WHAT? PARDON? NO?! WHAT THE FLIPPITY JIPPITY. You tell him after he does some stuff belehsiebr then get sealed away and have to see him claw at you at bawl his eyes out. Not traumatizing at all. Then when you finally get reunited, a RuPaul's Drag Race reject pops in and kidnaps you and steals your soul to revive Temper Tatrum Ash Baby. Link beats both of them up. Also that dude who bullied him and had a crush on you is cool now. How sick! But OH SHART. IMPA ISNT COMING WITH YOU BACK TO THE PRESENT? oh haha she was just the old lady this whole time she's right there-

And she exploded.

Just great!

Not traumatizing at all.

idk, I just feel like she's such an interesting character who gets kinda mischaracterized all the time without taking into account that she suffered too. STOP VILLAINIZING MY BABY, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE SHE'S NOT EVIL.

[yandereunsolved]

LOZ text posts | Part 1, Part 2

[pesedjet]

imagine genuinely liking ancient egypt and its aesthetics only to see people on tiktok do that "egyptian trend" that is definitely in no way orientalist

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: EAT MY "SS" DMV: eat can have sexual connotations… eat my SS or eat my ass Verdict: DENIED

[doodleddaisies]

Toe getting in trouble?? What if we all kiss?!