#textpost: naruto

[skania]

So I was rereading some of the earlier chapters for fanfic research purposes and this is just unreal.

In her last canon appearance by his hand, Kishi really went and had her end the manga exactly as she started it, not only trying to kiss "Sasuke" —

but also getting blown off by him and reacting the exact same way she did all those years ago when she was a child and he gave her the cold shoulder. The only difference is the crest on her back and that she now she gets to call him husband.

Kishi is so unserious 🤡

[sasukesun]

you mean the greatest love story ever told?

[moon-trees]

fellas, is it gay to constantly think about kissing your bro

[homiecidall]

images i made on break days, been rewatching and rereading naruto.

[evilkitten3]

naruto textposts 10/fuck

[oh-no-its-bird]

My favorite deranged little guy (emphasis on little, short Madara rights)

[lovelynarusasu]

I remember watching Naruto and Sasuke 's first reunion in Shippuden on TV when it first aired I had been waiting for it with so much trepidation and my dad was in the room too and when Sasuke came to lean on Naruto's shoulder and whisper in his ear I was so embarrassed because I was 12 and I was thinking oh my god no that's it my dad knows I'm into yaoi

[whatamessofwords]

imagine if ethoslab and kakashi switched places for a day. would anyone notice? would they continue the day as if it was normal? or would they fuck with as many people as possible-

[reblogsnsorilldie]

When I see these three separate pieces together I can’t help but see a beautiful heartache chapter. Just imagine Naruto did see Sasuke once again and Naruto was rejected after Sasuke cries in his arms. He cries to his one and only friend after he learned itatchi’s truth.

& he was scared. & he was pissed. & he was tricked. & he can’t stay.& he can’t go back. & he leaves again.

[evartandadam]

Who is stronger, Sasori or Deidara? I believe sasori. What do you think?

Oh Sasori, and it’s not a contest. Deidara is insanely strong, and I have made several posts about his impressive set of abilities. Deidara would be the worst opponent for most of the Naruto cast, but Sasori would be able to to defeat him.

I mean, firstly, there’s the poison, and the practical impossibility of dodging all of his attacks. But Sasori is also busted in general. He has a collection of 300 puppets that all have whatever jutsu he deemed good enough to use. Sasori on paper can posses ANY jutsu. Also he has endless chakra supply. He uses genjutsu too, but more than that, his battle experience is insanely vast and he is tricky and brilliant. Sasori is also a long distance combat user like Deidara, and he is one of the few who can match him at his own game.

Deidara is honest when he says Sasori is stronger than him. In the data books, Deidara is a 32.5, which is similar to Chiyo (which is VERY strong.) Sasori is a 34.5, which is on par with the Sannin and Itachi. Sasori only died because of a lot of lucky circumstances on Chiyo and Sakura’s part. And Chiyo is Akatsuki level. For Reference, Kisame is also a 32.5. The stats can be debated some, but I would say overall, they make sense.

Lastly, Sasori’s battle against Chiyo and Sakura did not showcase everything he can do, and he would be able to kill pretty much anyone premeditated. Deidara would be able to escape though haha!

[skania]

The way Kishi makes a fool of Kakashi here though.

By this point, she has outright admitted that there’s absolutely nothing she can do for Sasuke, so those words are moot.

Kakashi also says that her feelings for Sasuke have “changed” and that they’re “on a whole different level”, yet her behavior is exactly the same from when she was twelve.

Kishi could’ve chosen so many ways to show actual progression to back Kakashi up, but he chose not to.

Not to mention, Kishi has Sasuke himself expose the clownery chapters later 🤡

Then we have Kakashi preaching about how she supposedly didn’t “want” nor “try” to make Sasuke hers —

Only for Kishi to confirm in the Gaiden that she chased after Sasuke even after Sasuke was saved by Naruto. So she very much wanted and tried to make him hers (🤡) and her novel (for those who take them into account) only makes it worse because it shows she wouldn’t take no for an answer.

But the worst offender is the fact that Kishi has Kakashi say that you don’t need a reason to love someone, because what undoes Sasuke in the end is understanding the reason Naruto goes so far for him.

So Kishi really grabbed Kakashi and made the poor man spout a bunch of non-sense to save-face since SS was going to be canon, but it’s obvious that not even Kishi himself believed any of it 🤡

[sasukesun]

sasuke the morosexual

[moon-trees]

in another universe

[punk-pandame]

look its fine if you hc fugaku as a direct descendant of madara's line, but all i'm saying is sasuke looks exactly like mikoto... and izuna.

its much more likely mikoto is the one descended from madara's lineage and that she's the one who passed on izuna's entire face to sasuke and most of her other features (including her straight not-spiky hair and build) to itachi. her/their genes are strong.

[evilkitten3]

naruto textpost memes 7/?????????

[rorinasenpai]

you know what naruto and sasuke need? a hug

a big ass hug that lasts 20 minutes, i want an episode of them hugging, that's it, they've earned it