i regularly think about your 'i need to be someone's lame ass boyfriend' post. it's so real i'm now sanding you fan mail about it
everybody loves my posts . But who will love me
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Did you use the crabs 🦀 🦀 🦀
FRIENDS
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salmons are so fascinating you cant fish for them during mating and egg season since theyd ignore bait entirely And they essentially starve themselves to death after shutting off every other bodily function so their energy only goes towards swimming upstream and when they die after laying their eggs their decomposing carcasses become great nutrition for said eggs or a snack for any nearby predators i love salmon (hope u feel better soon!)
salmon are the no.1 example for those people who say that everything exists only to reproduce more of itself. literal cumbrained but by god do they do it well o7
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"dude its not that embarassing to rewatch some creepypasta stuff you liked as a teenager" the character i imprinted on like a baby duck at 16 was a demon from new jersey that acts like the humanization of every offspring song and canonically listens to scissor sisters. His favorite color is purple and his favorite pokemon is Gengar. He leaves people notes with emojis on them. He acts like a beetlejuice scare actor at halloween horror nights. His catchphrase is "feeling sassy?" Hes (allegedly) worked with every war criminal throughout history and been every serial killer. even the gay ones. he ate a baby. his animal motif is a rabbit. hes kind of based off donnie darko. he talks to his cats in a baby voice. he wears a white fedora that makes every video he wears it in feel dated by like 7 years. hes 5'3. he hacked a girls tumblr blog. he added a laugh track over a video of him killing people. he named a chainsaw rex. he torments people by playing frank sinatra at them. his name comes from an animal collective song. theres a canon blog entry where he makes the speakers blare rob zombie before he enters a room, then holds a guy at gunpoint to describe what he did to to him while "making sure to leave in all the cool parts". Hes like ten tumblr sexymen traits rolled into one. Sometimes his voice gets distorted and it makes him sound like Bill Ciphers first year on HRT. For some fucking reason i associate the song Cake By The Ocean with him. I firmly believe that if everymanhybrid didn't require a masters degree in creepypasta autism to comprehend, he would've caused more teenage stabbings than the slenderman incident and more kin war tumblr scenarios than nagito komaeda.
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Sorry for the spam I just found your blog and really love your art!! Hope you don't mind-
thank u,, very much <3
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Silver would be a very different person if he was raised by Shadow. Silver is naive precisely because he wasn't raised by anybody.
yeh you right!
i think the way i imagine dadow is different from how most other people imagine it; where silver still grew up on his own and it was only after he first went back in time he meets shadow in the future n he becomes his dad, basically to explain why the first time silver came across shadow in the past he wasn’t immediately like “dad?”
so i imagine silver comes across old man shadow at fourteen and is like “shadow??? wtf???” and from there the father-son relationship begins, so silver’s naïveté would still make sense ‘cus he wasn’t raised by shadow from day one
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How goes the boba saga?
REPORTING DUTY FOR BOBA SAGA‼️‼️🫡🫡 I HAVE GOTTEN MYSELF A BROWN SUGAR BUBBLE MILK TEA 50% SUGAR LESS ICE AND IT'S THE BEST DRINK I'VE EVER HAD‼️‼️‼️
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its been 3 hours in the new year and lemme tell ya (like a time traveler) that its been alright so far👍🏼
happy new years everyone ! ! !
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"Fue... dulce."
Sweet HOW - genuinely curious about your thoughts on how things went down after the lights were off. What could posibly be so foreign other than the obvious (deep emotional connection)? if you say tenderness or indecisive touch i'm gonna cry.
(ysblf/bettyverse related -sorry i didn't clarify the context at the top of this ask)
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You just scratched the RIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT itch for me so LET'S TALK ABOUT IT
dulce i think it definitely has to do with the Intimacy of the moment. One thing that Armando definitely noticed about Betty was that she was Tender. The way she looks at him, the way she kisses him, it's the first thing he notices about her. So I think the same thing for their first time. I definitely can imagine Armando seeing Betty's tender gazes at him in the darkness, and her caressing his face. Maybe she even smiles at him at some point. softly kissing his cheek. Like i love the idea that there were times when she (HIM TOO) stopped kissing to hold each other's faces or to stare sweetly at each other. He probably asked if she was doing ok (because he thought she was a virgin) there's much to think about
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BEAUTIFUL ANIMAhi beautiful. yourr so dtupid looking …..
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