#thank you for being so sweet everyone who sent me asks and let me chat and clear my head a bit <3

[milfygerard]

so many lovely peopke have sent pics of their kitties so heres rei. Shes not mine, im catsitting her for a friend, but shes atill my sweet little baby who i love so so much. This is her new favorite spot on a free couch i got the other day

[haikyu-mp4]

Glowing

word count; 1047 – gn!reader, a bit suggestive

Hoshiumi Korai always wanted to be tough. To win everything. Some would call it a need to be ‘manly’ enough, but he just always had something to prove. In a weird way, it was one of the things that made you feel drawn to him while you were dating. His drive and competitive tendencies, as well as the little frown he did when he lost or got embarrassed. It was all attractive to you.

Completely unrelated, you cared a lot for your skin with a semi-intricate skincare routine every night. Korai, who you recently moved in with after being partners for a few years, would often stay in the bathroom while you did your routine, brushing his teeth for a little longer just so he could watch you and maybe throw out a question or two. Like why are there two soaps? Why are there different serums for different days? And then once a week, after you put on a face mask, he would pull you into his lap on the couch and complain about how you didn’t let him have any kisses. Instead, he settled for holding you closer and tickling your neck with kisses. Living together was pretty great.

One day he finally gave in. You both just finished drying off after a heated shower in each other’s company, when you started putting on this week’s face mask. Korai looked at you in the mirror with a soft frown as he snaked his arms around your waist and cuddled into your neck. It had been a long week, he was so tired from this damn sport he loved so much and felt a little extra thankful today that he got to come home to you. So when you asked “You want a face mask as well?” like you always did, he let out a small sigh before giving in.

“Yes, I do.”

After the short process of getting the mask on for each of you, trading giggles with hesitant grimaces, you both sat on the couch with a timer on your phone and some movie you had watched before on the TV. You even convinced him to put on a cute frog headband to keep his hair away from his face.

While you sat with your legs across his lap and told him about one of your colleagues’ gossip, he looked at his phone and picked it up when it rang. He just glanced at the name of the caller, too into your story to check anything else. Korai hummed as you slowed down your talking to see who it was as well.

“I’ll just check what he wants,” Korai mumbled. The two of you had taken so many cute selfies with the masks on that he didn’t realise the reason he could see the two of you on his screen now was because it was a video call.

Korai seemed to choke on his breath when his screen suddenly showed Kageyama and Hinata with a small image of you and him in the corner. Wearing... face masks and headbands. The girly kind. During Korai’s shock, there was unfortunately time for the man on the other line to fumble his way to the screenshot buttons.

“Idiotyama!! Why would you video me on a Friday evening?” Korai yelled, handing the phone to you and letting his head fall back against the sofa in humiliation. There goes my whole image, he thought dramatically. He couldn’t even cover his face with his hands in shame and instead just pointed an empty stare at the ceiling.

“Me and Kageyama needed to settle something but now I can’t remember what it was. Oh, hi y/n!” the orange-haired man said cheerfully. With a sweet smile, you held a short conversation with them before hanging up. Phone on the table, you put your arms back around your boyfriend’s neck and wondered what you should say. He put his arms loosely around you and waited in silence for you to find the right words.

“I think you look very pretty.”

Hinata and Kageyama had learnt a thing or two about teasing from their older teammates, and you bet the screenshot of you and Korai in pink face masks was sent to the Japan Olympic group chat with a nice ‘hope everyone is enjoying a relaxing weekend just like the little giant!’

Let’s just say you were struggling to hold back your laughter while you finally helped him wash the mask off after the timer went off. Korai was silent, keeping his eyes closed until you pressed a kiss to his freshly washed cheek when you were done. “Wearing a face mask isn’t embarrassing, Korai,” you told him, sneaking your hands under his shirt to warm them.

“You wouldn’t understand,” he sighed, unintentionally pouting like a little boy and tracing his hands around to squeeze your bum like stress balls. Of course, the others didn’t actually care that much if any of the guys used a face mask, it’s just so funny because it’s Korai. He always takes the bait when they tease him.

So as you two finally curled up in bed, you let him spoon you this time with his strong arms curling around you. It made him feel a bit better as you cuddled into him. The morning after was spent cosying up under the sheets and enjoying each other’s bodies before going on your routine weekend jog together. Everything seemed back to normal.

Except that your boyfriend was plotting for the best revenge against his friends.

please excuse the timeline ignorance between the Adlers and the Olympics, it's just a little bonus because I love the Adlers trio

Monday came and Korai went off to work early in the morning. He put the lunch you packed him in his bag and pecked your lips before he was out the door.

“You’re glowing, Hoshiumi.” Kageyama tried his luck early on during warm-ups.

“What am I, pregnant?” Korai spat back. Kageyama just kept smiling at his own joke.

Ushijima switched which arm he was stretching and observed Hoshiumi. “Your skin does look refreshed, maybe we should all get face masks with y/n.”

“I know it does but get your own partner, man.” He just mumbled, moving away to warm up with a ball on the other side of the court. They were so going to get it for teasing him one day.

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[spicybleach]

Too Sweet: Melissa Schemmenti x Kassandra (me)

Prompt: Based off the song Too Sweet by Hozier (This song has me in a chokehold and reminds me of Melissa ❤️) Kassandra wasn’t an early bird, I know why become a teacher since they wake up at the ass crack of dawn. She loved working with kids, especially back in the Bronx where she lived in poverty until college. Her being the honorary big sister to all the neighborhood kids, she found her passion.

Translation of a couple words:

My love/darling: habibi حبيبي (Arabic)

My little sunflower: il mio piccolo girasole (Italian)

Warnings: Fluff,Alcohol consumption.

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Philly was a mini Bronx to Kassandra and she felt right at home. She was looking forward to her new neighborhood and teaching second grade this year. Kassandra just finished her degree to be a teacher at Abbot Elementary. When picking what school she was going to be at, her fellow classmates warned her about the questionable school and a certain someone Melissa Schemmenti. According to the others, Melissa was mean, a bully even to any new teacher that walked into the place. Nobody lasted there, ever, well except Janine. The young teacher wasn’t phased by that at all. She decided so was going to move to Philly and be the best damn teacher ever.

Weeks before the kiddos were set to be back in the classroom all buzzing with excitement from their summer break, telling their friends, teachers and anyone who would listen to what shenanigans they got into in the summer. There was rumors a foot going around about a new teacher at Abbot. Ava, the principal sent a group text to the group chat she has with her teacher friends. Ava would use the word friend loosely, Janine being her biggest annoyance thus far.

Anyways, Kassandra arrived at the school to start setting up her classroom. With papers falling out of a box, dropping a couple pens and highlighters on the front step. Kassandra groans turning around to pick everything up, ‘ Please let this go smoothly’ she thought to herself. Suddenly this bright eyed, enthusiastic man grabs the door for you.

“ Oops I���m sorry, let me help you.” The man smiled. Kassandra smiles back, “Thank you.” She heads into the door and stopping in her tracks. Woah, she quietly says to herself but the man behind her still hears her.

“ I know. Amazing isn’t it?. OH!” The man exclaims, “I’m Jacob by the way and you?” He reaches his hand out to shake yours.

“Kassandra.” She said with a smile.

“ Oh my god? You’re the new teacher?!.” Jacob says jumping a little.

“Yes that is me, can you tell?” Kassandra said shyly.

“ Yeah but it’s okay the crew and I will help you with anything you need. Come on, let’s go to the break room!” Jacob grabs her arm guiding her to the noisy room where everyone is at.

“ Guys!” Jacob slams through the door.

“ Oh hello Jacob good to see you hun!.” A much older black teacher turns from the table.

“ Everyone this is our new teacher Kassandra.” Jacob excitedly says and she walks from behind him still struggling to carry all this stuff.

“ Hi everyone it’s nice to meet you.” Kassandra said from behind her box.

“ Oh dear, here put your stuff down. Don’t wanna hurt yourself. I’m Mrs Howard but you can call me Barbra.” The older teacher helps her put your things on the table so she won’t drop any more items.

“ Nice to meet you Barb.” Kassandra smiled and let out a sigh of relief from all that weight.

Two more teachers walk in along with principal Ava.

“ Gregory! Janine! Ava! This is our new teacher Kassandra.” Jacob said enthusiastically as they walked into the room.

“ Nice to meet you.” Gregory and Janine said in unison.

Janine loves to talk and well that’s what she did asking you questions about Kassandra’s life, school ect. Everyone sat and listened to her tell a few stories about her upbringing, school life you name it. Finally, Melissa walks in, “Melissa! There you are sweetheart. Come meet our newest teacher yes?.” Barbra stands from the table greeting the fiery redhead with a hug. Kassandra turns around to face Melissa. Melissa gets a wif of her sweet perfume as she swings her hair around. For a split second, Melissa felt like she was in an episode of the twilight zone. Time stood still, My god, she’s beautiful. Barb nudges her friend in the arm knocking her from her thoughts. “ Come on don’t be rude, say hi.” Barb said with a smile gesturing her friend towards Kassandra. The beautiful young black woman stood before her, also being the same height as Melissa herself but Mel being a little taller especially in heels.

“Hi, I’m Kassandra, it’s nice to finally meet you. I’ve heard things about you.” She reached her hand out and the red head takes it. Melissa gives her a look, scanning her body fairly quickly to where no one but Barb notices.

“Hi, I’m Melissa. Good things I hope.” Melissa smirks taking a step back after they shook hands. What Melissa doesn’t see is her best friend Barb behind her smiling like she was offered a glass of the finest wine.

“Mmm, I’ll be the judge of that.” Kassandra smirks, licking her bottom lip ever so slightly. That draws Melissa’s attention to her lips, a piercing? She thought to herself, it was one of those labret piercings that goes up and down on her lip, ah a horizontal labret; nice.

“ Alright kid, let me show you to your room, it’s just right across the hall from mine.” Melissa says grabbing a heavy box of Kassandra’s things from the table. Kassandra follows gorgeous red head to her new classroom. Melissa wasn’t as mean as Kassandra thought. Kassandra started her tasks already knowing what she wants to do for her classroom.

Melissa tilted her head to the side a bit, “ Sunflowers?” The lovely red said picking up a sunflower decoration from the box.

Kassandra turns around from what she’s doing and flashes a smile, “Yeah, I love sunflowers. See.” The beautiful young teacher showed Melissa her right hand in her ring finger, a sunflower finger tattoo. Melissa lightly grabs the woman’s hand, “Cute.” Oh my god, I’m touching her hand, again. Schemmenti what has gotten into you, Melissa thought to herself.

“ Well, if you need anything I’ll just be in the room across the hall.” Melissa said still holding the younger woman’s hand.

“ Oh I’ll definitely hold that against you, anytime.” Kassandra blushes, turning her face a little so Mel doesn’t see her face. And with that Melissa left, her perfume overtook Kassandra’s nostrils, hammering the scent in her brain; it was intoxicating but in a good way.

Melissa found her way back to the break room where her best friend Barb is. Barb looks up from what she was doing at the table, “mmm.” was all the woman said. Melissa rolled her eyes taking a seat next to her, “ What Barb?.” The red head folded her arms across her chest.

“Oh nothing.” Barb paused for a second, “ You just looked like you were a deer caught in headlights right about now, wanna talk about it?.” Barb gently placed her hand on top of her friends.

“No, thank you. I’m good.” Melissa said nonchalantly but deep down she DOES want to talk about it because what is happening to her? Is this some type of sick prank being pulled or what?. The red head let out the biggest sigh. Barb hits her arm lightly, “ Oh come on dear I know you wanna talk.” Melissa grunts, “Fine.” She gets up from her seat.

“ You know me Barb right.” Melissa said running her hands through her long red locs.

“ Melissa, sweetheart you are scaring me. I’ve never seen you like this except for well if the eagles lost a game and game season is over so what is this about?. “ Barb said frowning going up to her friend holding her hands in hers.

“ Barb I-I don’t know. It’s her.” Melissa said almost a whisper on the last part. Finally Barb clicked two and two together.

“ Sweetheart, I seen the way you looked at her earlier and I only know that look because I get like that with my Gerald.” Barb said with a smile, Melissa’s expression softens.

“ For a moment, it’s like I wasn’t even here you know? I just couldn’t breathe and- and I get this weird pit in my stomach everytime I looked at her.” Melissa said in a panic, Barb pulled her friend into a hug.

“ Look, you might just have a crush on her like you did with that fireman.” Barb shrugs her shoulders, “ Or- maybe you could be developing feelings yes?.” Melissa looked at her friend, “ What? No?. I don’t have a crush Barb you’re reading too much into just one interaction we had.” Barb sighed, shaking her finger at her. “No Melissa, I know what I saw. I’ve known you for how long? You think I can’t read you?” Barb chuckles a bit, “ This isn’t the hard to get Melissa Schemmenti, I don’t know what it is yet but I know you have the biggest heart of any of the people I’ve ever met. Why not have a conversation with her and see where it goes hmm?.” Melissa gives Barb a glare, one that kills. Maybe Barb is right. She does have a crush and boy does Melissa and Barb know it. Unbeknownst to the duo, Mr Johnson and Ava creep outside the hallway getting front row seats to this budding romance.

“ I got 500 that Melissa and Kassandra get together.” Ava whispers, “Deal.” Mr Johnson said quietly and returning to whatever shenanigans he was up too. Nothing gets past Ava in her school.

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1 year later and a short flashback:

Melissa became very fond of the young black woman. They have a few things in common like drinking wine, the love of Italian food (especially Melissa’s Italian food when Mel would bring leftovers to work with her reserved especially for her il mio piccolo girasole. That was Melissa’s nickname for Kass, her little sunflower; she brightens up Mel’s day with her radiant smile, her gorgeous brown eyes Mel takes glances of when Kass isn’t looking. Also her nickname in Mel’s phone. Recently Kass called Mel, Habibi meaning my love/darling in Arabic. It took Mel by surprise but nonetheless she loved the cute pet name. Melissa should thank Janine for inviting Kass out for drinks one night with the crew because it made them closer, everyone knows Mel is too prideful to even do so.

On a Saturday night, Melissa invited the young woman over for some homemade lasagna and a good wine to pair the dish with along with a tiramisu for dessert. Melissa has planned this day for weeks, changing the menu a million times to what she thinks Kassandra would like, down to what outfit she was going to wear. Like Melissa told Kass, this isn’t a date it’s just dinner between two friends. Kassandra arrived in a short black dress that hugged her curves in the right places, paired with a black red bottom heel, her dark locs in messy boho braids, her perfume sweet. A bottle of wine tucked under her arm as she fumbled with her purse to get her phone out letting Melissa know she’s here.

The front door swings open revealing a well dressed Melissa. Her signature leather pants tight, a green tank top, that fucking leather jacket, her hair cascading around her, her makeup is soft. Kassandra smelled a familiar scent that overtook her nose. Melissa flashes her famous smile that’d make anyone melt.

“Hey hon. Is that wine I see? You look great.” Melissa smirks her one arm propping her up against the door frame and the other on her hip.

“ Hey habibi. Yes, it’s something I think we’ll both enjoy. Thank you, you as well as always.” Kassandra smiled back handing her the bottle. Melissa steps aside to let her in, closing the door behind the woman.

“ Ha- what?.” Melissa said trying to pronounce the word in her thick Philly accent. Kassandra laughs at the red head trying to pronounce the word.

“ My love/ darling. You gave me a little nickname or whatever so you needed one. After all I’m your il mio piccolo girasole after all.” Kassandra smiled up at the red head. Melissa liked loved the nickname. Melissa sat the wine bottle on the counter, grabbing two wine glasses from the cabinet, pouring two glasses for the both of them. Kassandra took a sip of wine from the glass, a little spilled out of her mouth. Melissa watched the bead of wine drip from her lips, running down her chin and landing on her busty chest. Melissa bit her lip, she knows it’s not the wine since they just opened the bottle.

“ Oops.” Kassandra wiped the bead of wine off her chest. Melissa watching her closely, the way her breast jiggled when she touched them briefly.

“So.” Melissa pauses swirling her finger around the rim of her glass, “ Hungry? I made lasagna and for dessert tiramisu.”

Kassandra’s eyes lit up knowing Melissa knows how much she enjoys her, her food.

“ I could eat.” Kassandra smirks against the glass in her mouth.

Melissa guides her to the dining room where the table is set and the only light in the room is candles. A singular sunflower sits on top of a plate on the table. Melissa takes the glass from Kassandra setting it by the plate with a sunflower.

“ Schemmenti, I thought this wasn’t a date?.” Kassandra said with a raised brow turning to the red head beside her.

“ Hon it’s not. Can’t a friend just give a friend a flower that reminds her of? Come sit I’ll get you a plate of that lasagna. Save room for dessert too.” Melissa gestures to the chair she pulled out for her. Kassandra walks over taking a sit in the chair. Melissa watched as her curves swayed when she walked. Melissa disappeared to the kitchen but not before she stole glances of the beautiful black woman sitting at her table. God she wishes SHE was the dessert for the night. Admiring the sunflower in her hand, Kassandra bring it up to her nose inhaling it’s scent. Melissa reappears with the plates of lasagna.

The conversation flows smoothly between the two women. The Italian music; loud, the laughter; even louder, Melissa’s feelings; electric. “ I’m gonna clean this up real quick and we can get to dessert.” Melissa stands from her chair taking all plates and glasses to the kitchen. Kassandra followed in toe. Melissa places the dishes in the sink.

“ I think I’m ready for dessert. Dinner was delicious.” Kassandra said leaning against the island. Melissa turns from the sink shooting the woman a smile.

“ I’m glad you liked it. Now,.” Melissa smiled, clapping her hands together, “ Let’s get you some of that dessert.” Melissa heads to the fridge bringing out a glass dish of the tiramisu, grabbing two forks as she heads over to the woman at the counter. Melissa hands Kassandra a fork , instantly digging in. “Well?” Melissa said with a raised brow waiting for an answer.

“ Oh my god.” Kassandra said with a mouthful, “ This is incredible habibi.” Melissa smiles taking a bite too. She watched the way the fork hit the young woman’s lips. Her red lipstick sticking to the fork, the way Kassandra’s tongue slide on and around it sent shivers down Mel’s spine. Oh god how pretty she’d look bent over the counter screaming my name, Melissa thought to herself. She’d never take advantage of her friend like that especially since they gone through 3 bottles of wine. “ I’m glad you like it hon.” Just then Melissa noticed a bit of whipped cream on her bottom lip. “ What?” Kassandra caught Mel staring a hole into her. “ Let me get that for you hon.” Melissa points to her lip. Stepping closer to her, their bodies now touching. Melissa takes her thumb wiping away the cream off her lip. Kassandra takes Mel’s hand licking off the whipped cream from her thumb. Melissa rests her hand on her face, it’s warm and soft to the touch. For a moment the world stopped for them both. Looking into each other’s eyes.

“ Thank you Mel.” Kassandra said softly leaning into the older woman’s hand more.

“ You’re welcome.” Melissa rubs her cheek with her thumb. Kassandra blushes hard. It was so quiet in fact, too quiet to where Melissa heard the woman’s heart beating from her touch. Melissa was close enough to kiss her but doesn’t because she respects her too much to do anything with them not being sober.

“ I’m getting sleepy habibi, I think I’m in a food coma.” Kassandra said pulling Melissa closer as if they aren’t close enough, laying her head on the redheads chest listening to her faint heartbeat. Melissa wraps her arms around the young woman. Her hands playing with her boho braids.

“ I’m glad you enjoyed the food il mio piccolo girasole. You aren’t driving home tonight. Come on let’s get you to bed hm?.” Melissa said caressing Kassandra’s face light with her hand, kissing the top of her head. And up the stairs they go, Melissa’s room is just as expected; warm like her hugs, beautiful and bright like her smile. Kassandra takes her dress off, leaving only her matching bra and thong. Melissa looks on, admiring the way her thong just hugs her curves, her bra concealing those soft plumped breasts. Melissa doing the same, going over to her closet looking for a t shirt.

“ Here.” Melissa said, throwing Kassandra a shirt and grabbing another for herself. Melissa turns around already in her shirt, Kassandra is on the other side of the bed struggling to put hers on. Melissa chuckles to herself, “ Hon, let me help you.” She walks over to the tipsy young woman. Her bra still being on, Melissa reaches around her and un clasps it, Kassandra’s breasts falling.

“ Why? I think I got it. Almost.” Kassandra whines still not being able to put the shirt on. Melissa pops her head through the top of the shirt, helping her slip her arms in the holes.

“ There we go. Now you’ve got it. You were struggling hon. You’re welcome. So um, you can sleep here and I’ll just take the couch okay? Goodnight.” Melissa said helping her on the bed. As she was walking away she felt a hand grab her arm.

“ No..” Kassandra choked out, “ Please sleep with me? Please.” Melissa looks at her beautiful brown eyes, damn it those beautiful eyes of hers. “ Yeah, of course.” A smile is painted around the young one’s face. Melissa gets in bed beside her, pulling the covers to let her in. Kassandra gets in, lying on Melissa’s chest with an arm draped over her stomach. Melissa pulls her a bit closer, Kassandra now lying on top of Mel.

“Habibi?” Kassandra spoke softly. That nickname just gets Melissa everytime.

“ Yes, il mio piccolo girasole?” Melissa smiles, caressing her face with one of her hands.

“ I had so much fun tonight, thank you for inviting me over. I love you.” Kassandra kisses Mel’s neck lightly, settling into her as she slowly drifts off to sleep.

“ I love you too.” Melissa kisses her forehead, playing with her hair as they both drift off to sleep.

This was one of many encounters the two unknown lovers had that would lead to their relationship and maybe even a marriage in the future.

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HI GUYS! So I decided I’m gonna do this in parts because I’m just too excited about this. FEEDBACK IS MUCH APPRECIATED ❤️❤️❤️ part two is below: ⬇️ ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕣 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: Hello, I hope you are having a good day. She wanted to ask for some platonic headcanons for the demon siblings and how they would react if they saw her sister (who is the 8th) defend the brother in question over some harmful comments another demon said to them. She is very protective and doesn't let anyone speak badly about her brothers > :).

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ *inhales* FINALLY CHILD READER WITH OM OMG I LOVE IT SM

Anyway~ hello! I did one-shot format because I felt like headcanons would turn out too repeative... I'm still not sure about it but hopefully it's alright!

I didn't do much dialogues because I really can't write fights well... but maybe one day!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic, TW: swearing, fights, homophobia in Asmo's part

"Who does he think he is?!"

You heard some lesser demon complaining at Lucifer behind his back just because he confiscated their phones for breaking school rules. They were at fault for recording what they shouldn't!

"That fuck is probably jealous you have a girlfriend and he never even touched one."

That was so basic and yet it triggered you so much. You knew you shouldn't even bother after hearing such a low level insult but it was still an insult towards your older brother!!

You turned around to them, coming closer. They were definitely having small chuckle when they saw a teenager walking to towards adults like that. But oh boy... how you could insult others... you were even about to throw hands!

"That's enough!"

Suddenly you heard familiar voice behind you and hand separating you from other demons. It was the oldest of your brothers. He sent the lesser demons out and told them he'll set a punishment for their actions later as he deals with you first. He just looked at you slightly disappointed as he held end of his nose.

"Why did you throw hands at such a troublemakers? We talked about it, if someone brings you troubles just talk to me and I'll handle it."

"But they were insulting you!"

"And I could've dealt with it myself."

He may've said that and may've upset you a bit but deep inside his heart actually melted. He felt a bit happy that you'd want to protect his honor despite being so much younger. Of course, he'll never let that happen as he doesn't want to risk your health and life but it definitely made his day and you may know that from the fact he didn't punished anyone as roughly as usually.

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"He's literally so dumb! I can't believe he asked me for money while everyone knows he's NEVER gonna give it back!"

You overheard some demons starting a talk the second after your 2nd oldest brother left the room. When they were talking to him they so respectfully said no and that they don't have anything on them either way... but demons are cruel and you knew it.

So you being you, couldn't just let them get away with that. Maybe you were a long shorter but you WERE good at throwing! And it was just you and them in the classroom... classroom with singular chairs instead of benches... your plan was simple. And you did it without hesitation.

"Don't you insult my brother like that!!"

The two demons were a bit shocked. None of you noticed when the white haired demon came back after realizing he accidentally left you behind...

"Yo, that was great! Glad to see you won't have problems with fights!"

"I can throw one more!"

"Nah... let's go... I still have some savings so we can get some sweets, whatcha say?"

He tries shifting your attention to something else with poor excise but it worked! Or maybe he wanted to thank you for standing up for him? Not many do that after all...

"Oh sure!"

"Let's go. Oh and if Lucifer asks... just tell him it was me who threw a chair, 'key?"

"But-"

"I'll get you extra sweets, c'mon!"

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You were bored at a school party. It was still quite early and you just texted on family group chat a bit. You basically we're giving Levi some tips, as despite with Asmo in his room, he wasn't confident enough with himself to go. But eventually, they texted you they're coming over!

"You think that otaku is coming?"

Your attention was catched by some chat between 2 demons. They were talking about otaku... maybe it was your little protectiveness but you decided to eavesdrop for just a bit. There is small chance they're talking about someone else, right?

"He's probably kissing with his screen like always. Honestly, isn't Avatar of Envy supposed to be more scary rather than petite?"

But they were definitely talking about your brother... So you got up from your seat and you were ready to get into the argument. You couldn't let your brother get insult like that! And luckily for you, you just happened to remember few gossips and punishments they got through and used it to your advantage~

But when you were in the middle of an argument, 2 demons being your brothers entered. One looking stressed and second looking proudly at you.

Levi may've not wanted to say anything like that in the public but boy's heart melted on spot and he tried hiding his little teats of happiness. He was just so glad to have someone protect him like that and now you may not need a password to enter his room!

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"I heard the 4th brother destroyed whole classroom yesterday."

"Seriously?! Is that motherfucker why they changed our lessons to the worst classroom ever?!"

You knew you shouldn't interact. Oldest repeated to you to not be bothered by such a simple words. But 4th and 7th on the other hand... you just felt the need to protect your brothers honor. It was him who teached you all about self defense, so you might as well use it to repair him for those lessons!

You were actually pretty good, grown up demon was actually loosing with a teenager?! You could easily say it was pissing him off but you had your fun~ And when the demon was about to punch you back, his hand was blocked by someone else's.

"Don't. You. Dare. Touch them."

You saw the rage in Satan's eyes when he stood there in his demon form. And they said you're protective of brothers!

Obviously, the demon who started all of it quickly took his leave. Seems like he's just all bark and no bite... And now your brother was looking at you with proud grin as he ruffled your hair.

"I see you remembered my lessons. But you seemed to not see the punch. I'll teach you some more later, alright? And good job there."

He knew well why you initiated a fight and he would normally rub it in Lucifer's face that you stood up for him and for the oldest never so far, but he doesn't want to cause you troubles. Instead he left it as your sweet secret!

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@miya-akane - come get your cat lover!

"That girl is hot."

"Bro, that's a dude."

You overheard someone pointing at Asmo. You weren't mad ar all, mistakes happen!

"Ew! So he's crossdressing?! What is he, gay?! I'm not coming closer to whatever this thing is!"

But... homophobia is something that always pissed you off. Couldn't he just be like "oh well I'm not interested" instead of insulting? It's not like your brother did anything wrong to him! He was just himself!

So or course you stood up from your chair and walked to them. Keeping your voice calm tho with a malicious remark and tone. You didn't wanted to fight physically but you were more than happy to give them a taste of their own medicine.

Of course the demons didn't even took you seriously, blaming things on your age when they couldn't find the right come back. When youn were slowly loosing you patience, w hand landed on you shoulder.

"Come on darling, let's not wast your precious time on these! I could repair your nails instead, what do you say?"

You naturally agreed, knowing it's best not to get in more problems than needed. And on your way, Asmo made it known he heard ALL of it. From your amazing arguments to you protecting his image. He may've not showed all of his gratitude in that moment but you'll definitely see it later, when he invites you to every single sleepover he'll hold.

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@vodka-glrl - come get your pretty princess~

"Ugh... 6th got first place in strength competition AGAIN!"

"Calm down, it's just a matter of time untill he eats someone alive and will get into trouble."

"Didn't he already? There's a reason why everyone is afraid to even come close to that monster."

You were waiting for Beel in front of a classroom as you were supposed to walk together back home and grabs 7th brother on your way too. You heard the two talking and blood was absolutely boiling in you... how could anyone call the teddybear of family a monster?! You were so angry you just wanted to hit them with a bat or so...

"Remember, only fight when someone starts it. And try not to overrate your skills."

But then you remembered Beel's words you heard after every training. He, as well as few other brothers used to teach you bit of self defense arts tho he definitely knew the most about it! They all wanted you to stay safe, but maybe it's time to repay their kindness?

Instead of throwing hands, you decided to insult them back, not holding single drop of your hatred. You may've caused a scene but at least 2 demons were left speechless. And when they finally had the guts to say something, their mouth immidietly close as their eyes landed on something behind you, leaving without a word. When you turned around you saw no one else than your brother.

"Are you hurt? You weren't fighting, were you?"

"No, I was just talking big..."

"That's good. Thank you but next time let me handle it. Well, let's go now, okey? We still need to pick up Belphie."

Maybe he didn't say much but he was smiling the whole way, telling you that your little act despite making him worry for a second, it melted his heart when someone stops up for him. Even if he'd prefer you didn't do that, he appreciated it.

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"He's sleeping all the time... how does he got a better grade than me?!"

"He must be cheating! I mean... he's utterly dumb with the amount he sleeps!"

You overheard 2 demons talking during a lesson, Belphie sleeping next to you. You knew you couldn't do much because consequences would come immidietly. But the more they whispered between each other, not even trying to make sure you didn't heard them, the more you just wanted to punch them in the face.

"Don't worry, we can always mess up with his future exam and remove all the unfair answers."

But that's when you had enough... they wanted to change your brothers answers just because they think he's cheating! You were about to get up and give them a piece of your mind, almost forgetting you're on a lesson. But luckily you were brought back down be a hand.

"Don't worry. They both are failing this year and the ones on the right girlfriend cheated on him with the one on the left, they're just jealous."

You didn't knew if he was lying about all those gossips or being serious... and two boys thought the same. You could now hear them arguing over who cheated on who, while teacher tried calming them down. So while they were busy, you decided to get an answer on your question and whispered back to your brother.

"Seriously? Did that really happened?"

"I don't know. I lied. But they'll be busy with something else so it's perfect time to take a nap, don't you think?"

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@miya-akane - come get your sleepyhead!

[kaineillian]

wait, you write for male readers AND for bsd???? I'm literally in tears, it's been a long time since I saw a blog like this :')

can i request a tall male reader x ranpo one-shot and make it suggestive?? I don't know about the plot, I just ask for anything with ranpo :] ty!!

YES MY FIRST REQUEST! your wish is my command (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Genre : Suggestive.

(Sorry about the grammatical errors ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ)

TALL MALE READER X EDOGAWA RANPO.

- 3rd Person Point of View.

"Woaahhhhh! You're Ranpo-san's Boyfriend! " Kenji gleamed looking up the tall man , (Male name) chuckled nodding his head "Yes, i am ranpo's boyfriend. Its finally nice to meet you all".

All of the ADA members smiled looking up the tall man, their neck is starting to hurt.

Let me give you a short recap.

Ranpo gathered all of them inside the office saying he has something to show them. And that 'something' was someone and that someone is (Male name) Ranpo's boyfriend. They all stood in awe about the mans height. Like dude, he is 7 feet tall. Is he not a basketball player or something?

"How tall are you (Male Name) -san? " Atsushi asked "He is probably 7 foot, correct? " Kunikida said scribbling on his book, possibly about (Male name). "Yep kunikida-kun is right. Im 7 feet tall! " He smiled looking down at the gremlins.

"7 feet and supper strong we always get along~" Dazai sang 'that' song and then kunikida smacked him "Shut it bastard! We're going to get copyright! " As the two argued everyone took turns on questioning the TALL man.

After a few hours of chatting and hanging out they ordered Bear Express with (Male name) paying because he wants to be a gentleman, and oh yes he is.

"Wow! There's so many food! And theres Tea Chuzake too! Thank you so much (Male name)-san! " Jinko grabbed the tea Chuzake gobbling them down. "You have our gratitude. " The dirty blonde hair man nodded already setting his eyes on the seared tataki bonito. "Your welcome! Now, lets dig in! "

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"Oh man.. Im stuffed" Said the tiger male.

"Yeah me too... I think im not gonna eat for two days.. " Said the suicidal male.

"I think my stomach is about to explode... " Said the glasses male.

(Ok stop with the 'said'. )

"I didn't even notice that its already night" Yosano look outside to see the bright moon and stars. Kenji joined her; volunteering that they should go star grazing. All of them agreed and head to the rooftop.

Yosano and kenji raced up to the stairs with kunikida and fukuzawa following them.Tanizaki and naomi waited for dazai and Atsushi to follow them but they went up ahead anyway. Atsushi was about to go in the elevator but dazai pulled his arm whispering something to him which made him blush. Atsushi looked at (Male name) and ranpo who were waiting for him to come inside but atsushi made a gesture of them going alone together the two nodded and hit the button that'll lead them up the rooftop. Dazai sent a smirk at ranpo waving them bye before the elevator closed.

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"What the—" "Did the elevator just stopped?"

(Male name) hitted the button multiple times but the elevator didn't seem to budge. "Andddd it looks were going to be stuck here... Do you have your phone with you, sweets? " Ranpo shook his head no earning a sigh from the tall male.

"Well, lets hope that they'll notice us missing for some time and get us out of here. "Poor (Male name) had to crouch down because of his height, he was too tall for his own sake.

"This is going to be a boring wait... " He mumbled .

"So you're saying that im boring? " Ranpo joked sitting himself on the man's lap "Of course not" He chuckled pecking the detective.

A moment of silence.....

"Well this is getting boring. Lets do something while we wait" Ranpo looked at the his boyfriend "Sweets, we can move around here. Im taking all of the space" Lol thats what you get for being too tall. "Mmmmm.... " Ranpo seductively smirked leaning towards him "are you sure you don't want to play with me...? " he whispered on his ear.

And oh boy. Big junior down there is rising up.

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Ahhh~!

W-wait! To—too roughh~!

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Ding!

"What took you both so long? " Kunikida adjusted his glasses "Are you two alright? You guys look disheveled. " Tanizaki asked looking at the two male breathing heavily. (Male name) adjusted his necktie while ranpo nodded at them fixing his cape.

Dazai Snickers on the background and poor atsushi looking like his face is about to turn like a tomato.

They all sat back down enjoying the stars. (Male name) sat with fukuzawa engaging a conversation successfully and ranpo sat down with dazai and atsushi.

"You planned this. "

"Yes i did. "

"I am so sorry...dazai-san made me do it..."

Panning the camera about awhile ago. We see dazai messing with the elevator with a devilish smile and atsushi looking away from the CCTV footage from the elevator.

[darkstar225]

Twice's 10th member being babysat by Aespa

A/N: Heyyy, I'm coming up with a lot of stuff for you guys so I can make up for the time I'm gone lol! Sry for taking so long to post :D I hope that the anon who gave me this idea on Tumblr likes it!

The request: Hi I want to request where y/n is still underage and the others members have a schedule outside of seoul and they contact aespa asking if they could look after y/n and they were happy to, y/n took a liking towards all of them especially to karina and winter. They play with y/n and get to know her. By the end of the night y/n sleeps cuddling with karina and winter. Thank u

PS: Tysm for everyone who reads what I write, I hope I can bring a smile to your faces every time I post! I'd like to thank whoever sent me this idea 'cause I loved to write it <3

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The city of Seoul was alive with the vibrant energy that could only be found in the heart of South Korea. On a sunny morning, the members of TWICE, one of the nation's most beloved K-pop groups, were bustling about their dorm, preparing for a busy day. Among them was Y/N, the 10th and youngest member of the group and still underage, who was eagerly getting ready for the day ahead.

It was a day that TWICE had been looking forward to for a long time. They had a schedule outside of Seoul, which meant they had to leave their youngest member behind. While the maknae was responsible and capable of taking care of herself, the other members wanted to make sure she wouldn't be lonely in their absence.

Nayeon, the eldest member and the unofficial leader of TWICE, took out her phone and dialled a number. It was a number she had saved in her contacts, belonging to the members of Aespa, a junior girl group from SM Entertainment. Nayeon had met the Aespa members during various music shows and events, and they had formed a friendly bond.

The call was answered by Karina, one of the Aespa members. 

Karina - Hello, Nayeon unnie! How can we help you today?

Nayeon smiled warmly, feeling a sense of relief knowing that Aespa was willing to assist. 

Nayeon - Hi, Karina. We have a schedule outside of Seoul today, and our Y/N is still underage. We were wondering if you and the other Aespa members could look after her for the day.

Karina's eyes lit up with enthusiasm. 

Karina - Of course, we'd be happy to help! Y/N is such a sweetheart, and we'd love to spend time with her.

Nayeon was grateful for the offer and motherly smiled. 

Nayeon - Thank you so much, Karina. We'll drop our child off at your dorm on our way to the schedule. She's really excited to spend time with you all.

After ending the call, Nayeon informed the rest of the TWICE members about the arrangement. Y/N's face lit up with excitement at the prospect of spending the day with the Aespa members. She had always admired their talent and charisma, and the idea of getting to know them better was a dream come true.

A short while later, the members of TWICE arrived at Aespa's dorm, with TWICE's sunshine in tow. As they entered the dorm, the Aespa members greeted them with warm smiles.

Karina, who had taken charge of organizing the day, beamed at Y/N. 

Karina - Hi, kiddo! We're so happy you're here with us today.

Y/N couldn't contain her excitement as she jumped up and down. 

Y/N - Hi, Karina unnie! Hi, everyone! I can't believe I get to spend the day with you all!

Giselle, another Aespa member, ruffled Y/N's hair playfully. 

Giselle - We're excited too! Let's have a great time together.

The Aespa members wasted no time in making the youngest feel at home. They played games, chatted about their experiences as idols, and even sang a few songs together. Y/N was in awe of their talents and found herself bonding with each of them in different ways.

Winter, known for her sweet and gentle nature, took TWICE's angel under her wing. She showed Y/N how to create beautiful handmade accessories, and the two of them spent hours crafting and sharing stories. Y/N admired Winter's patience and kindness, feeling like she had found a new friend.

Karina, with her charismatic presence, couldn't help but capture the younger girl's attention. They danced together, and Y/N marvelled at Karina's incredible skills. Karina's encouraging words filled her dongsang with confidence, and she couldn't have asked for a better dance partner.

As the day turned into evening, the Aespa members decided to cook a delicious meal together. Winter and Karina joined forces in the kitchen, while the others set the table. Y/N eagerly assisted with tasks like chopping vegetables and setting the table, feeling like a part of their close-knit group.

Dinner was a feast of laughter and shared stories. TWICE's lovebug had never felt more welcome and loved by a group of people she had just met. Aespa's warm and friendly demeanour made her feel like she had known them for a lifetime.

After dinner, the group decided to wind down with a movie night. Y/N snuggled up between Karina and Winter on the couch, feeling content and secure. The movie played on the TV screen, but TWICE's kid couldn't help but steal glances at her newfound friends.

At some point during the movie, Y/N rested her head on Karina's shoulder, and Winter draped a cosy blanket over them. The room was filled with the soft glow of the TV, and the atmosphere was warm and comfortable.

As the movie came to an end, Y/N felt a wave of exhaustion wash over her. Her eyes drooped, and she yawned. Karina and Winter exchanged a knowing look and gently guided her to one of the bedrooms in the dorm.

Winter tucked Y/N into bed, and Karina sat on the edge, stroking her hair. 

Winter - Goodnight, honey. *whispering*

Y/N's drowsy voice was filled with gratitude. 

Y/N - Goodnight, Karina unnie. Goodnight, Winter unnie. Thank you for everything. *smiles*

Karina and Winter exchanged a fond smile, their maternal instincts kicking in as they watched Y/N drift off to sleep. They couldn't have imagined a better way to spend the day, taking care of the youngest member of TWICE and creating a bond that would last a lifetime.

As Y/N slept soundly, cradled in the warmth of Karina and Winter's care, the members of Aespa knew that they had not only made a new friend but had also become a source of support and love for a fellow idol. They couldn't have asked for a more heartwarming and fulfilling day.

And this made both share one thought:

I love our dear chosen little sister.

A/N: I'm sorry for any errors. English is not my first language. Pls, let me know if there is something wrong, ty for reading <3

[bitchiswild]

please do inform us on what the family tree is :D and also how you came to be one family. i am very curious

Sit down or lay down and relax cause i am gonna tell you the whole entire story, of when i joined goon central up until now.

It was a fun afternoon (February 12 to be exact 🤓) i had family over and we were eating dinner and I got a message from @keervah asking if i wanted to be apart of the discord. when i saw that message my heart started racing 😰but I couldn't open Tumblr in front of my family 😓so I decided to open keers message later on, When i got home i knew i had to answer keer and so i did, I was so surprised they wanted me to join because tbh I've been eyeing them for a while, and I had already talked with keer beforehand on one of my older posts. But i was shocked and from then on Keer sent me the link and I joined.

Guys, i was so shy and nervous at first. My hands were shaking because i hadn't made online friends in over 2 years. But when i joined everyone greeted me warmly, I felt awkward at times since i was new, but as time passed and as I joined their banters i grew more comfortable and finally showed my true and crazy self. @jade-jini was the other person who wanted me to join alongside with keer and without the two of them requesting for me to join I would have never met anyone in Goon Central🥹.

As time past and our banter in the group chat grew i took note of everyone how they act, how they typed, and what their humor is like. (which thank godddd is similar to mine). I would always asked them questions about my nails and what I should do next and sent a hand reveal in the GC (lol) which from what I remembered, I had a couple of people going crazy over my hand 😅. That is where @kittyl1z came to be and simped over my hands (sorry for outing you Sienna) Sienna became a simp and had Jade gatekeep me from her. (Jade is a MAJOR gatekeeper yalls) She gatekept Sienna and i from eachother as Sienna kept trying to flirt her way to me.

Then out pops @lilacura, Lila and I bonded over nails and she helped me decide what to do ( white French tips 😎). Lila and I bonded so hard (??? why does this sound weird) that we took it to DMS and started talking nonsense. Then literally the next day we all decided to do a face reveal on the server. things went kindaaaaa crazy in there during that time. Soon enough i had two girls (Lila and Sienna) (Jade was still gatekeeping) fighting over me😰 and omg let me tell you I was so confused as to what was happening but of course, i went along with it ( for the plot) there were many banters between Lila and sienna.

Which eventually created a love triangle, mainlyyy since I was chatting up both of them 😗 at the same time (I know very messy of me). There were many banters, name calling, disapointment, and heart break through out this whole love triangle, but then Lila and i got married one random afternoon. How that lead up was that i teased that we should get married and she was like we're already married but i had no ring on my finger 🤨 so i was like wheres the ring????🤨then she proposed, then boom married. While sienna was being so sweet talking with me and all i did was break her heart 😔 (So sorry sienna).

Then news broke out through out goon central, then jade became Lila and I's daughter and since jade and Keer were twins 👯we had two daughters!! while trying to adopt keer and jade it TURNS OUTTTTT THEY WERE ALREADY TAKEN BY SOL @myouicieloz AND V @vlance (LIKE WTF) BUT IT ALSO TURNS OUT I BIRTH JADE(???) AND LILA BIRTH KEER (???) AND SOL IS MY SISTER! SINCE SOL IS MARRIED TO VLANCE THEY BOTH ADOPTED KEER AND JADE WAYYYYYY BFORE LILA AND I JOINED THE SERVER, THEN ONCE WE JOINED THE SERVER JADE WAS LIKE "MINE 👹" TO LILA AND I.

But we agreed to be her and keers birth parents 🤗 so, to sum up Lila and I are coparenting with Sol and Vlance 😇 Then jade is dating Kaye @wintersera and they have like 5 kids AND JADE WANTS MOREEEEEEE LIKE GIRL STOP BEFORE I NEUTER YOU!!!!🤨🤨 but everyday is an adventure and filled with love (lol) we banter and Im still as close as ever with sienna ( She still filrts with me till this day even tho she told me not to tell lila) 😊 ( im laughing writing this part 💀) Everything is great fun and fresh 😝 i have the LOML and kids and we also welcomed a new member, Lila and I's baby boy Bartholomew aka bart that mews aka bart, welcome him to the fam!

Isn’t he precious 😊🥰🥰🥰

Jade and keer hates him 😪

but yes that practically what happened and the general family tree ( i still have no idea what this family tree is ) I gave you guys information yet no information at all since i kinda dont remember sorry its a mess like my brain atm but just know there was a lot of random banters throughout the server lol but it got us here today I hope you guys enjoyed this random story and not a ff LMFAOOOOO.

[super-unpredictable98]

Can you do a oneshot of Vicky being jealous of Klaus flirting with a fan?🤧

Klaus' Type | The Umbrella Academy AU

Pairing: Klaus x Vicky (OC - The Eighth Child’ Verse)

Word Count: 1,2 k

Warning: Strong language, a little angst

a/n: Thank you so much for the request, I really hope you like it! Also, don't worry, other anons, I'm working on the next few requests.

(Masterlist)

It was a pretty average day for us. Another gang of bank robbers sent to jail and about twenty minutes of interviews to various channels. Vanya (Viktor, but at the time I didn't know that) and dad observed safely from a distance.

"We did nothing more than our duty, everyone in the city should know: as long as the Umbrella Academy is around, you are all safe," Luther smiled at the camera.

"Okay, Freddie..." I sneered quietly.

"Wait, what would that make us? Shaggy and Scooby-Doo?" Klaus asked with a snort.

"Yeah, I'm obviously Scooby 'cause Shaggy is the-" I nearly said the hot one. I remember having a crush on Shaggy when I was a kid, it kinda stuck with me.

"Stoner?" He nodded knowingly.

"Yeah."

"I bet Scooby never took as many bullets to the chest as you did back there, so..."

"Seance! Die Hard! How do you feel after saving the day once again?" A reporter asked.

"We feel great!" I answered, looking for the right camera to look at. "I think when we work as a team, even without our brother Horror, may he rest in peace, nothing can stop us. Right, Sea-Seance?"

I looked over at where he was, right next to me, but Klaus wasn't there anymore.

"I'm so sorry, my brother is like a puppy sometimes, you blink and he runs away," I laughed nervously. "Excuse me, I should find him and make sure he's okay."

Of course Luther and Allison would be able to distract the press while I looked for my brother (yes, it is very odd to call him that without at least adding slash lover at the end).

I wandered around for a few minutes before I heard his voice, when I turned my head he was leaning back against a wall and chatting with a short perky redhead who seemed to be about our age.

I should've called him right away, but that little voice inside my head wouldn't let me. I just carefully blended into the crowd to listen to the conversation. Before you judge me, I was only sixteen and in love!

"It must be hard to get out of the house with your dad and your siblings always there," the girl said, twisting the ends of her long hair. Could she be any more of a fucking cliche?

"Not really, I get out almost every night actually, but don't tell anyone," Klaus chuckled and I felt my blood starting to boil.

"So if we were to, I don't know, go out... You wouldn't have problems being there on time."

"Hmmm yeah, I guess for a girl as cute as you I can be punctual. Do you smoke? I'm pretty sure I could get some pot, some beer..."

"Yeah, sounds cool. I never expected the Seance to be such a bad boy!" Okay, that made me laugh. Klaus was bad, don't get me wrong, but bad boy is the last way I would describe him.

"Seance isn't, but you can call me Klaus," he drawled, taking off his domino mask.

"Oh my God! You have beautiful eyes! It's a crime to hide them behind that mask!"

"Aw, you're sweet... Danke!"

That was the straw that broke the camel's back and made my loathing for this preppy whore (again, we were kids, I was just really angry) overflow. German? Really? What a sly bastard! He was only allowed to be charming in German for me!

"Seance!" I called, marching towards them.

"Hey, Die Hard! This is my sister Vicky, Vicky this is Erica."

"And you just outed my real name, thanks..." I scoffed. "We were still doing press, you left me alone over there! Hi, Payton," I greeted her last to make sure she knew she was an afterthought.

"Her name is Erica," Klaus whispered.

"Sorry, Payton was the last one. I end up losing count, I'm sorry."

"OMG! Die Hard! Can I call you Vicky?" She squealed. "I'm such a big fan, you two are my favorites."

"First of all, no. Second of all, you clearly like him better than me..." I teased.

I didn't notice at the time, but Klaus (according to himself) had the biggest smirk on his face. He was obviously feeling like the king of the world. Two girls fighting over his attention? Who wouldn't want that?

Payton... or Erica gave him her number and we went home. Needless to say, I was quiet the entire time, I didn't even take my mask off in the car so he wouldn't see my eyes.

We listened to dad's notes on our performance and I went straight to my room. I put on my American Idiot CD and skipped to Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Yeah, I was an extremely dramatic teenager.

"Knock knock," Klaus called through the door.

"Fuck off!"

"Wow, Boulevard of Broken Dreams and telling me to fuck off? No one is safe," he opened the door and leaned against the doorframe.

"What do you want?" I rolled over on the bed to face him.

"My weed, can I get it?"

"Oh yeah of course, for your date..."

Klaus chuckled and closed the door before making his way to my dresser where his hidden stash was.

"So, what happened? You did great today, why are you so grumpy?"

As if he didn't know. He just wanted to hear me say it.

"Nichts," I scoffed.

"Is it just me or you don't really like Erica?"

"It's just you."

"That's a relief... She wants me to teach her German-"

The look I gave him made Klaus burst out laughing, that little shit. He knew exactly what he was doing and I was falling for it.

"When did you become a teenage boy? You're all assholes!" I groaned. "You wanna smoke weed and teach her German? I don't care, just spare me the details."

"You're cute when you get angry, you scrunch up your nose like that," he giggled. "I'm just messing with you, she wasn't my type, too preppy."

"You seemed interested."

"Yeah, I like flirting, it's fun. If I went on dates with everyone I flirt with, I'd be booked for the next one hundred years. I do want my weed cause I thought we could smoke and get some doughnuts later. Would you like that, Schnucki?"

I wanted to smack him, tell him to take a hike and never show up in my room again. He was totally trying to make me jealous! And for what? He didn't even like me (or so I thought at the time).

"I'll think about it," I said instead.

"Don't think too long, I get lonely at night," he whispered before heading to the door. He looked over his shoulder and blew me a kiss. "I thought you knew I'm not that into redheads. I like brunettes better."

Tag List: @elliethesuperfruitlover @seanfalco @salvador-daley @firstpersonnarrator (dm me to get added)

[sketch-guardian]

Awkward noodle friend!

First of all I'd also like to publicly announce that your OCs are so cool and I'm loving all the little puzzle pieces of information we're currently getting on your blog 👌✨

And then I'd also have a question about them! How are their relationships with the cannon obey me characters? Are some of them good friends, or absolute rivals, maybe?

Oh, and also with Camy, of course! I wouldn't ever forget my precious shy bean, don't you worry 💕

(I really really hope this hasn't been asked before, if so I'd love to see the post about it ☺️)

Impacciata amica spaghetto!

I'm so sorry about seeing your ask just now,I apologize😥I hope I haven't kept you waiting for too long🙈also thank you for the compliments on my OCs😳you're too kind☺💜

Regarding your question,I think I've already been asked a similar question in an old post of mine🤔it should be this one if you're interested:

still,I don't mind specifying some more information about their relationships with the canon characters✨even with Camy this time, since I've never written anything about that (you're so sweet Koni😭💖thank you for thinking about my MC too🙈💜I wasn't expecting that-)

This will be long,so in this post I will write for the Seven Brothers and MC only,I hope that's okay😥if you want to know RAD classmates relationships with the Now Dateables and the New Characters too,you can sent another ask if you're interested🙈now let's get started!

HOW ARE RAD CLASSMATES'S RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE CANON OBEY ME CAST?

HOUSE OF LAMENTATION

-Lucifer

Demya honestly doesn't like Lucifer very much and even if she tries to hide it behind a cheeky behavior,his presence makes her a little anxious. The punishments Lucifer's quite famous for bring back bad memories of her childhood spent in a freak show in the human world,so when she gets in trouble,she tends to avoid him as best as she can. He's too strict for Demya's tastes and she almost feels sorry for his brothers and for MC

Domnra seems pretty indifferent towards Lucifer,but he's actually slightly jealous of the authority he manages to impose without effort and the fact that he seems to be perfect at everything,which Domnra never was,not even when he was still an angel. Mobim on the other hand is intimidated by Lucifer,even if it doesn't often have a reason to be,since it is a kind and quiet creature. Mobim usually hides behind Domnra when Lucifer approaches,especially if he seems angry

Azul doesn't mind teasing Lucifer and it honestly makes everyone think he has a death wish,but the thing is that Azul doesn't care about the consequences. He knows that as long as he doesn't do anything extreme, the most he can get is a warning and still, he knows he's more than capable of escaping if that was the case. He also has no problem admitting that Lucifer is attractive,Azul just has no shame

Zuri respects Lucifer and his position,she considers him a decent leader and appreciates independent people like herself. In fact among the RAD classmates,excluding Azul who occasionally disturbs the demon,Zuri's probably the closest to Lucifer,the only one who can be considered "friend" of the eldest brother. Their conversations consist mostly of small talk about work or complaining about being often surrounded by idiots,all the while sharing a bottle of Demonus or a cup of tea,like two stressed parents

Odon likes Lucifer,even if according to them,he should try to smile a little more. They're sure that like all demons,angels and humans,he too would have a nice smile,everyone is special in their own way and he shouldn't fear to show himself more for what he is and not for the role he has to play. Odon would like to make friends with everyone,however they sensed that Lucifer doesn't trust an ancient and mysterious demon like themselves,so as much as it hurts them,they try to keep their distance. If Lucifer ever changed his mind,Odon wouldn't mind sharing a cup of tea with him

-Mammon

Demya thinks Mammon is cool and several times they found themselves scamming people together to get what they wanted, in fact they gave each other a hand occasionally. For example, if Demya attracted rich people with her beauty, making them shell out a lot of money and then leave them empty-handed, Mammon made sure to get as many meat dishes as possible for her. After all, Demya doesn't really care about money, it's just an added bonus, so she doesn't mind making this kind of trade. Also it isn't uncommon to see her teasing Mammon about his crush on MC, as she has noticed that the demon becomes much more shy and awkward in their presence, she thinks that's funny

Domnra isn't very close to Mammon,the most he has done with the demon is a few chats during gym class at RAD. However Domnra doesn't seem hostile towards him,despite how shoert-tempered he is,and for a good reason. Once Mobim had wandered off in search for flowers and Domnra went looking for it,it wouldn't have taken long with their bond after all,but what surprised him was seeing Mammon comforting a sad Mobim in a voice one would use with a kitten. Once in the open,both demons were embarrassed and promised never to talk about the accident again,but considering that other demons would have hurt Mobim instead without thinking twice,Domnra can't help feeling a touch of respect towards Mammon

Azul is a little bastard and loves to scare Mammon by randomly appearing through walls or mirrors,because he's the demon who give Azul the most fun with his reactions. However Azul isn't completely heartless and sometimes he makes it up to Mammon by offering help with stealing stuff or with homework involving curses and hexes. Once he even offered Mammon flirting lessons,to use with MC if he wanted,but the demon of greed didn't take it very well

Zuri meets Mammon occasionally when she receives proposals to be a stylist or a model with important brands and while at work he seems professional,Zuri doesn't appreciate how loud Mammon can be outside of it,she finds such behavior annoying. She thinks he's wasting his potential,because she's seen what he's capable of if he really puts in the effort. Zuri doesn't trust him very much though,because she knows he would have no problem stealing from her,but she has to admit that since Mammon rarely transforms,he was a good choice as MC's guardian

Odon finds Mammon funny and full of life and would very much like to become his friend,because they can feel that he too has good in him,unlike other demons they've encountered in their long life. Odon isn't stupid and they know that Mammon is terrified by their size and figure,so they try to appear as friendly and harmless as possible,to make him feel at ease. Once they even managed to play cards with Mammon,who lost every single time (due to the eye-like creatures spying on his cards). Luckily Odon was kind enough not to bet anything

-Leviathan

Demya struggles to remember Levi,because she barely sees him in class,let alone outside,so she doesn't have a clear opinion about him. Demya knows she can easily convince him to do stuff for her by being nice and cute like an anime girl and she figures they might share the trait of being jealous demons,but otherwise they don't have much in common. One thing is for sure though:she thinks Lotan is cool as hell and one day she would like to ride them

Domnra deems Levi weak in terms of physical strength as he barely trains while Domnra is seen as a normie tsundere delinquent in Levi's eyes,so it's no surprise that the two of them have hardly ever spoken. However Domnra noticed that Levi occasionally look at Mobim as if it was some cute anime mascot,all the while muttering "kawaii" or other anime references unfamiliar to him. He finds such behavior quite weird

Azul is an online friend of Levi and they occasionally meet to draw together, simp about their favourite characters or show off their cosplays. It seems shocking considering how different the two demons are,but they share some hobbies and kind of complement each other,for example:Azul doesn't mind asking for autographs or whatever when Levi is too shy to,while Levi keeps Azul calm with his long and enthusiastic speeches about his favourite topics,those keep Azul too occupied to suddenly change mood

Zuri admires Levi's passion for his hobbies and the way he manages to convey it to others,she believes that the effort he puts into cosplay is remarkable,because in a certain sense it's still style,however Zuri doesn't often assist to his fanatic speeches,as Levi seems quite intimidated or in awe in her presence. She isn't sure which of the two options is the correct one

Odon knows Levi thanks to what their eye-like creatures have told them,but they have met him in person just few times and the few times it happened,cell phones and computers were involved. Odon,being very old,isn't a great expert in modern technology,so as an excuse,they sometimes ask Levi for help. Moreover, Levi often compare them to some anime characters and even if Odon doesn't know what he's talking about,they appreciate that Levi isn't afraid to express his opinion

-Satan

Demya thinks Satan's a bit of a nerd and she doesn't like that talking to him makes her feel dumber that usual,but despite everything she still finds him kinda cute,especially when he's in feral mode,because Demya has somewhat strange tastes. She also finds amusing that their tails are similar and even if it doesn't matter much,she appreciates that he isn't a fan of Lucifer

Domnra and Satan both have anger issues,so they understand what if feels like and sometimes they go out together to either vent or blow off steam. It's strange seeing one of the smartest students of RAD and one of the delinquents in class together,but their "problem" has brought them closer and made them friends. Domnra focuses more on the physic while Satan on the mind,but one thing they've in common is the love for cute things. Once Satan put a kitty costume on Mobim,in spite of Domnra

Azul is friends with Domnra, so it's no wonder he has tried to be friends with Satan as well, he finds his reactions very funny, especially when he's angry. Other than that, Azul would probably be an interesting subject for Satan to study, especially because he has never seen demons with Azul's characteristic ability, i.e. changing color depending on feelings, but he probably wouldn't give Satan any explanation about it,just to tease him a bit

Zuri knows about Satan's story and is aware that mentioning the eldest brother's name gets him upset, so to avoid any headaches from his screams, she tends to avoid mentioning that name in his presence. Leaving aside this detail, she believes that Satan's very intelligent, but that at the same time he's also too insecure of his identity and that he should begin to understand that his brother is not a threat as he seems. The only criticism she can make against Satan is his way of dressing

Odon knows a great deal about Devildom, having been born before the seven brothers and having spent their long life there. They have witnessed events written in history books, both in Devildom and in the human world, so they're very well educated from that point of view. The relationship with Satan seems to be that of a student and a tutor, he can ask Odon anything historical and they would probably be able to provide Satan with an answer, having experienced it firsthand. He also seems interested in the eye-like creatures that they have and since Lucifer doesn't like Odon very much, it's another reason for Satan to talk to them

-Asmodeus

Demya likes to go shopping with Asmo and likes to gossip about other lesser demons with him, she thinks he's fun, so they're friends, but casual ones. They often meet at parties or on the streets of Devildom and while Asmo may appreciate Demya's sense of style, he wouldn't appreciate her rough and feral ways, such as gobbling up on food or having no problem getting her hands dirty. For example, Demya, unlike Asmo, doesn't mind messing up her hair or getting scars on her skin

Domnra only knows Asmo by fame, since the demon of lust has a lot of followers among demons and witches on Devilgram, but otherwise he has never really spoken to him,Domnra finds him "too much" for his tastes and being used to being surrounded by other party animals, he doesn't need another reason to have a headache. Mobim isn't sure what to feel towards Asmo, he seems to Mobim a very extravagant demon, but being a very empathetic creature, it perceives that Asmo hides some insecurities, so it doesn't know if how he shows himself in public is an act or less and if so,Mobim doesn't think it would be able to reassure him

Azul usually meets Asmo during the parties held in The Fall and occasionally finds him at Madame Scream's, when he's there to buy sweets. Being both quite popular, they know each other and are also quite friends, even if there's a casual flirting every now and then, but just for fun. Sometimes they make duets and other times they help each other with makeup, but Azul often doesn't miss the opportunity to scare Asmo and make him ruin everything

Zuri knows Asmo because of her connection to the fashion world, so from that point of view, they interact every now and then. She acknowledges that stylistically, Asmo is a professional, but otherwise she finds him quite childish and capricious when he doesn't get what he wants. She's worked hard to get to where she's now and would like Asmo to understand that beauty it's not enough and that everything shouldn't be granted to him just for his looks, but that his commitment should be the most important thing

Odon usually wanders around isolated places so as not to frighten other lesser demons, so it's very unlikely to see Asmo for them,but the few times Odon has shown up in more crowded places,they were able to talk to him. Odon thinks that Asmo has no idea exactly who they are,because on their first encounter he tried to flirt with them. The results weren't what Asmo hoped for, since Odon didn't understand his intentions, but they appreciated the casual chat in any case. The two demons know each other only by sight though, since they frequent different places

-Beelzebub

Demya and Beel are the duo that all Devildom's restaurants fear, considering the amount of food they swallow every day, so seeing them together in a restaurant is equivalent to the eventual failure of the latter. They're good friends and Demya appreciates that Beel doesn't judge her appetite,she knows what it's like to try to fill a void with food. Furthermore,the two occasionally train together, even if they do different exercises: Beel with weights and Demya with flexibility. Also Demya tries to protect Beel from people who try to take advantage of his kindness

Domnra is in some sports clubs with Beel and it happens a few times that the two demons chat. In his presence Domnra has no reason to be angry, he respects Beel's tranquility and strength, he's a very strong demon in Domnra's opinion,however his appetite reminds him too much of Demya,who he dislikes. Not gonna lie, but Domnra once feared Beel might eat Mobim and he's never been more terrified in his life

Azul hardly ever spoke to Beel, although he occasionally saw him eating in sweets shops, thus depriving Azul of the chance of buying something for himself. Maybe the reason they don't interact much is because Azul finds him quite boring, being apathetic most of the time, so it's hard to get interesting emotional reactions from Beel. Sometimes Azul can try to prank him by creating food illusions, but Beel doesn't seem to fall for it too often

Zuri knows about Beel based on what Lucifer told her about him, so she knows that the sixth brother is quite gluttonous, but also kind-hearted and devoted to his family, qualities Zuri appreciates, but that at the same time they remind her a bit of her angel days, which she would rather not think about. Zuri and Beel have talked to each other a few times, but not having much in common, their conversations go no further

Odon shares a bond with their eye-like creatures similar to the one Beel shares with Belphegor, so they feel a little closer to him in this aspect, however Beel asked Odon how they knew this information, but Odon just smiled and explained that it was a mere guess. Both demons are quite tall, so they appreciate not having to bend down to talk face-to-face. Also Odon has noticed that Beel doesn't seem to fear them, which relieves them. Odon likes it when Beel tells them about his family, because Odon has never had one and doesn't know what it feels like to have one

-Belphegor

Demya knows Belphie through Beel and is in fact quite friends with him. To Belphie Demya is somewhat similar to Beel and those few times when Demya's tired,they take naps together. The two have also silently made an agreement, namely to protect Beel from demons or witches with bad intentions

Domnra met Belphie probably through Satan, during a meeting of the Anti-Lucifer League. The two demons get along quite well and Domnra likes Belphie's sarcasm and style, but maybe he's a little jealous of the fact that he always gets good grades despite almost always sleeping in class. Mobim doesn't mind being a pillow for Belphie, as long as the demon doesn't choke it in his sleep

Azul, again, has never interacted much with Belphie. He considers him boring, since interacting with him is practically impossible, with rhe demon being always asleep. The only thing that Azul noticed that he has in common with Belphie is the love for the stars and perhaps it could be a good conversation starter for the two of them

Zuri likes hardworking, resourceful people who show at least a modicum of passion in what they do and unfortunately Belphie does not fall into this category. She knows he's the demon of sloth and she doesn't blame him for this of course, but Zuri considers Belphie too lazy and doesn't think it's appropriate to walk around as if he were always wearing pajamas

Odon is the only one among the RAD classmates who knows about the little "accident" between Belphie and MC, although it's unknown exactly how the eye-like creatures learned about it. The two demons hardly interact, but occasionally Odon sees Belphie sleeping near the Devildom woods when they walk alone. If Belphie so wanted, Odon would be more than happy to explain what they know about constellations and dreams

-Camy (my MC)

Demya doesn't know exactly what to think of Camy,being a very different person from her: introvert, shy and who prefers not to leave the House of Lamentation. She considers her a reliable and patient human considering that she has to deal with seven demons everyday and every now and then she happens to meet Camy hanging out with Mammon. In those moments Demya likes to embarrass them both with their obvious feelings towards each other. She finds them a cute couple

Domnra was quite unaware of Camy's existence at first, as her presence was hardly noticeable in class, but he started paying more attention to her when she started learning magic from a certain sorcerer. He's surprised that a human from so low has landed in the position Camy is currently in,but he has to admit that he's found a newfound respect for her, even for the pacts she's managed to make. The only times they interact is when Mobim happily greets Camy, not considering the human a dangerous person

Azul would like to make friends with Camy,since she's Levi's best friend and since they have some hobbies in common,but the human seems to avoid him and Azul thinks it's due to his unstable nature. For this reason, to make her feel more at ease,Azul tries to interact with Camy only online and only when Levi's also present, so it should be easier to chat. Azul thinks she's charming in her own weird way and he would like to play tricks on her,but he doesn't want seven demons after him so he avoids acting like an idiot for once

Zuri admires Camy's commitment to her duties at RAD, and the fact that she's a human exchange student makes her efforts all the more worthy of credit. Zuri doesn't dare imagine what it's like to live with the seven deadly sins, so she has a hunch as to why the human has such pronounced eyebags. Zuri tried talking to her with Lucifer present, but the human seemed quiet and uncomfortable,perhaps because she wasn't used to the presence of other demons. The only criticism that Zuri feels like making is the way in which the human looks scruffy,Camy doesn't seem to care about her appearance

Odon considers Camy a curious human being,strong from a mental point of view and with a great willpower. In her place, several humans would have already gone crazy with what she had to go through, with what she experienced there in Devildom, so they don't understand how she can be so insecure of herself. Camy was uncomfortable when they met for the first time, but she wasn't scared and Odon isn't surprised,considering that the human risked death several times. If Camy's alone on the streets of Devildom,Odon offers to escort her. They'are close acquaintances and that's enough for Odon

[im-gonna-squeet]

3 times Tim tried to get Jon & Martin together, and 1 time he realised he didnt have to

this fic is a collab between me and @darth-shado

ao3

chapter 1

It had been exactly two weeks since Jon and Martin's follow-up , and Tim had yet to see an improvement in their relationship.

"Sasha," he groaned, flopping onto the seat across from her in the break room, "I can't beleive that didn't work! How has their relationship not changed at all?"

Sasha sent him a disbelieving look.

"It's literally only been two weeks, Tim, and it was one night." She replied, jokingly exasperated by her impatient co-worker's frustration.

And right as she finished that sentence, Tim's eyes lit up with an idea. That was never good.

"So what you're saying is..." Tim began, a grin spreading across his face as Sasha internally braced herself, "we need to set them up on another date."

"Not sure why I'm being roped into this, but I'm too exhausted to refuse. So yes, Timothy, we need to set them up on another date."

~~~~~~

"Hey, boss-man!" Tim stepped into Jon's office, sending finger guns his way, and ignoring the glare sent in return.

"Yes, Tim?" Jon asked, he barely glanced up from his statement, but Tim saw the way his hands slumped slightly, indicating that he had stopped reading and that Tim had his full attention.

"We haven't had a work dinner in a while, so I thought I'd be nice and organise one myself— unofficial, of course. And, surprise! You're invited, fancy coming along?"

Jon paused.

"It has been a while since we had a 'work bonding experience' so yes, I suppose I'll be there. Was there anything else or can I get back to my work?" Jon raised an eyebrow at his colleague, finally looking up from his statement and keeping his face otherwise professionally neutral.

"Nope, that was all, I'll leave you to it!" Tim saluted Jon as he left his office, silently celebrating his partial victory.

Now onto his next target, who he knew for certain was currently making everyone tea in the break room.

"Martin! Hey, how's my second favorite archival assistant doing?" Tim smirked, leaning against the counter next to him. Martin sighed, internally preparing himself for what was coming.

"What do you want, Tim?" Martin sighed, not wanting to delay the inevitable.

Tim flashed him a blinding smile at this.

"So there's this work dinner Sasha and I are planning this weekend, it's not official or anything so no need to dress up, are you gonna be there?" Tim asked him, but Martin knew that this wasn't really an offer.

"Well I've got nothing better to do, so I guess I will." He replied, knowing that if he tried to refuse, he'd only be badgered into agreeing anyway.

"Sweet! see ya there!" Getting what he wanted, Tim grabbed his & Sasha's finished teas and left, thanking Martin on his way out.

~~~~~~

"Well that was easier than expected." Tim remarked, leaning on the wall adjacent to Sasha's desk.

"We've all worked together for years now, Tim, they know you well enough by now to recognise your harebrained schemes." She replied, rolling her eyes.

Tim moved one hand from his mug to over his heart, gasping in feigned hurt. "Im offended, Sash, truly. My schemes are genius!" he shook his head, taking a sip of his tea.

Sasha let out a sigh that Tim knew was fake and shook her head. "Sure they are, Tim. Now shoo, go get back to work before Jon or Elias sees you." She made a swatting notion towards him.

As much as he wanted to stay and chat, Sasha was right, he really didnt want to be on the other end of either of his bosses lectures about 'productivity' or 'fraternizing in the workplace' ever again.

~~~~~~

Jon arrived to the restaurant precisely at the agreed upon time, and was surprised to be waved over by Martin, who was seemingly by himself.

"Hello Martin," Jon said before looking around, brows slightly furrowed, "do you have any idea when the others are going to be here?"

"Hm. I'm not sure actually, let me just–" Martin pulled out his phone, intending to check the time, and letting out a soft hum at something, screwing up his face slightly in thought.

Seeing the change in his coworker's expression, Jon sent him a confused look. And then Martin, inexplicably, started giggling.

"What? What are you laughing at?"

What could he have possibly seen to warrant this reaction? Jon seriously had no clue. This seemed to make Martin laugh even harder, moving one hand to cover his mouth. Now Jon was completely baffled.

Putting a hand on Martins arm, Jon shook him slightly. "You know something I don't, what's happening? What am I missing? What are you laughing at?"

Seeing Jon's confusion, Martin managed to compose himself and show Jon his phone screen.

The Magnus Archives GC

Tim: sorry guys, cant come, family emergency :( I'll make it up to u, promise xx

Sasha: well that blows because i just realised im double booked :/ and unfortunately, therapy takes priority right now.

So sorry, we'll pay for you two's food & drink to apologize

"What? This is just an unfortunate coincidence, whats so funny about this?" Jon was starting to get a little bit desperate now, as much as he hated to admit it, he really hated being left out of the loop.

"What— Jon, you cannot be serious." Martin spluttered, letting out a small laugh. "You have to realise whats happening!" Jon shook his head slightly. He honestly had no idea what Martin was talking about.

Martin blinked, eyes widening slightly before squinting, as if trying to see through him. They then widened again, as he seemingly came to his conclusion.

"You really have no clue." He paused, deliberating his next move. "Before we talk about this, we should probably move to a different table."

~~~~~~

After explaining their situation to the staff, Jon & Martin were sat at a table for two.

"Are you going to tell me what's so funny now?" Jon huffed, impatient.

"They're clearly trying to set us up on a date, Jon" Martin laughed, still not quite beleiving Jon's obliviousness.

Jon blinked.

"Well thats stupid." Jon stated, grabbing Martin's hand across the table.

Neither talked for a minute, too caught uo in their own thoughts.

"should we tell them?" Jon was the first to speak, breaking the silence.

"And miss out on free dates?"

Jon hesitated, unsure.

"And wouldnt it be funny to see how long they can keep it up?" Martin added, excited to reverse the roles on the office mischief.

Unable to deny his boyfriend something that made him happy, Jon sighed.

"Alright, fine, we wont tell them. But if they find out, I won't be covering for you." He stated, a fond smile creeping onto his face despite his best attempts at stopping it.

And so they had a lovely date, talked about their lives, ate good food, and stared lovingly into one another's eyes. At the end of the night, they went their seperate ways happily, and not a penny lighter.

~~~~~~

"Sooo, how'd it go?" Tim could barely contain his excitement as he burst into Martin's... living situation the next morning.

"The work dinner? Fine I guess, we talked about work mostly. A bit about our personal lives, which is an improvement." Martin smiled slightly at that, and he could tell it was genuine.

"Anything else?" Tim hinted "Anything a little more, y'know..." he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Oh get off it, it was a work dinner, nothing happened"

At this, Tim sighed dramatically, slumping against the wall. "Martin, Martin, Martin, sweet, innocent, Martin... you need to ask him out. Jon will never make the first move."

He sent Martin a flat look.

"Wha– no– NO! No i dont, he's not even interested in me– Not that it matters to me! Its just–"

Martin's spluttering was cut off by Tim snorting.

"Okay, Martin, whatever you say, I'll get back to work and leave you to figure some things out."

~~~~~~

The minute he was out of sight from Jon or Martin, Tim speed walked up to Sasha's desk.

"Sash! We're making progress!"

"Oh really? How can you tell?" Sasha asked, amused by her coworker's antics as usual.

"Well I haven't seen Jon yet but Martin seems closer to figuring out his feelings! Which I'd say is a pretty good sign!" Tim rambled, very happy with himself for this genius plan.

Right as he finished, as if on cue, Jon walked by, and if he was surprised by how early they were, he didnt show it.

"Good morning Sasha. Tim" he gave them each polite nods, but Tim could swear that there was a little extra pep in his step, and maybe even a very slight smile on his face.

Wide eyed, he turned to Sasha, who had the same expression as she looked back. "Well I'll be damned. Maybe your plan is working after all!"

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[sunofmoon]

hi moon of my life! this is a nickname khal drogo gave to daenerys in game of thrones. i don't like that relationship very much, but i like the nickname. so i decided to find a new use for it.

well, i'm sending you this ask because i feel like i don't appreciate you enough. i never sent you an ask and so i thought, "how rude of me". you were always sweet to me.

i love all my friends here. in fact, all of you who interact with me are few, but enough. you all are different and i love you all in different ways but none more than another. all my relationships here are different, but it doesn't mean is any lesser. there is no way to measure love, in my opinion. we just... love people. and i am a person that is very good at loving.

i swear, i'm extremely good at loving.

i wanted to thank you for being so patient with me when i'm silly, for giving me strength when i'm down, for helping me with my fics, for the random chats, for making me feel loved back. i wanted you to know that your presence here makes me very happy. since you arrived i feel that there is something different.

and yes, i know i'm a whore for affection and a bit needy and clingy, and i know it's hard for you to express yourself or talk about what you feel. so i'm so grateful for your effort in doing it for me. i swear, i wanted to give you a thousand hugs and kisses, but i can't. so i can only send you an ask to let you know how much i care. i certainly care a lot!

ily ♡

hi sun of my moon! or should i say sun of my life? before i go on, i have to thank you for the affection and for coming here. i really wasn't expecting this, so it was a pleasant surprise to come home, open tumblr and find this ask.

honestly, i believe you have earned the right to call me whatever you want, but i love the nickname. the fact that we can give it a new meaning, for something better, makes me happy.

i must say that i may not have words enough to repay you for everything i have read here, so i ask you not to be sad with me. it is not for lack of consideration but because, all of this was too amazing for my poor brain to process.

you may have heard this before, but i have to say it one more time. you are wonderful, nikka. your soul is special. your energy vibrates in a good tune. you are the sun shining on everyone around you. so, i ask you, how could such an amazing person not love so much? you need it like you need air, i understand. but i think that we, your friends, need your love at the same intensity and that's ok. i think we have found a balance point, no?

oh, and i thank god that you are so good at loving.

i can have the patience of a thousand lives, if that will calm you down. i can reach out my hands, offer you my shoulders and ears when you are sad. and, haha! i will never get tired of instigating or encouraging you. supporting your works and stories is my favorite hobby right now. whenever you need me, i will be here.

maybe you have broken my rules, and trying hard is no longer a challenge but a mission that I try hard to fulfill. whenever you need a little affection, I will try my best to make sure you get it. so, receive my virtual kisses and hugs.

and, again, thank you for caring about me. it was important to know that. know that the feeling is reciprocal.

ily <3

[huntinglove]

🚙, 👗, and 🙈 for whoever you feel like talking about!

Hi hi!! Thank you so much for the ask!!

🚙 - Where did they go/what did they do?

Charlie and I were supposed to meet at the mall's entrance, but after waiting for a long time I just decided to go to a cafe instead...

To my surprise, he went after me and sent me a slice of cake as an apology, so I decided to sit with him and have our date properly! We chatted and got to know each other, I even fed him some of the cake, it was really fun!

Then once I got home we spent most of the night texting, until both of us fell asleep, it was a lovely first date~

Mychael took me to a clearing within the woods, it was so beautiful that I swear I lost my breath for a second! We just sat around for a while, taking in the scenery and talking to each other. He taught me how to make flower crowns and we made one for each other, it was sweet!!

After that he pulled out his kalimba and let me rest my head on his lap while I listened to him play. I feel like he thought I was asleep because I felt him playing with my hair after I closed my eyes, it was very nice..

I've never felt so relaxed, we spent the whole day there, and when night came around a bunch of fireflies surrounded us!

Alma and I had a date on campus, a few days after we first met! Everyone else had left and I stayed behind to "work on assignments" but really I just wanted to see them!

We spent almost the whole night talking about our lives and interests, they even showed me their collection of trinkets! I showed them some pictures and videos on my phone and just hung out with them until I was too tired to keep myself awake for much longer

Tenebris and I had a few "dates" before our first official date! He broke into my place and I decided to keep cool and have him stay for a while so we could chat... Then we walked through the park together, but mostly for him to "warn" me about what he really was, as if I'd mind him being a fae in the first place!

Then, our first actual date, without involving Keith, was a nighttime picnic at the park, people weren't around to stare at him and he could really relax and just be himself. It got to the point where we both got a bit too shy to keep talking and we ended up just laying down together and looking at the stars! I remember laying my head on his arm and hearing his breathing get faster, it was so sweet~

After that I must've fallen asleep, I woke up in my place, still wearing my clothes from the night before and with a lavender rose and a little note that read:

See you soon ♡

-T

Sitting next to me... Needless to say, I was very excited to go on another date with him as soon as possible!!

👗 - What did they both wear?

All of us usually wear our regular outfits, we know we don't have to fancy things up to impress each other!

The only time either of us wears something fancy is if we're going somewhere a bit extravagant, which is a fairly rare occasion anyways

🙈 - Who was more nervous? Was it more before the date (like as they prepared), or did it last throughout the date?

Charlie was definitely more nervous than I was.. When I first got to the mall I was fidgeting a lot, but after waiting for so long all that expectation and nervousness was gone.

But the whole reason he was late was because he was hyping himself up, and when we finally sat down to talk properly, he was trembling and stuttering quite a bit...

I tried my best to make him feel comfortable but I think that just made him even more flustered, poor guy...

Mychael was completely calm the whole time, at first I was a bit scared because there are a lot of dangerous things in the forest, but being with him made me feel a lot safer!

I don't know how he did it, but it didn't take very long at all for me to feel safe enough to fall asleep in his lap... We had met only a few days ago but he already made me feel at home just by being himself!

Alma was more nervous, especially when I actually suggested a date, instead of having us just hang out. It took them a bit to stop fidgeting but once they relaxed they were very cheerful and sweet!

I remember that they even tried to style their hair a bit, but I'm sure they'd look perfect either way~

Tenebris was slightly nervous but he would fluster himself to near death every time I flirted or even touched him, it was adorable!

He blushed so hard when I just held his hands and listened to him talk, even if he feels a bit cool to the touch, I could still feel him sweating and trembling the whole time

[thinkoutsidethefox]

NeuroSpicy or Normal? (EP. 1)

Okay okay... I am in a discord and one of the users is not a native English speaker. I think it is their 3rd language. Anyways.. They are very sweet. But then they sorta stepped over a creepy line IMO and I wanted to know if it was just the language barrier or is it was me. So I joined the server and waited a few days to get a feel for the server (as I always do) you know gotta check the tides and watch the waters for a bit. Normal for me. I started chatting in the channel after like 5 days I think. And all of a sudden this random guy has liked all of my comments and has pinged me with a response to all of them. Also sent me a friend request like right out the gate before responding to any of them. (Which is odd but not the worst part.) Speaking with him, I figure out English isn't his native language so I'm trying to be patient with him. He starts DMing me to ask me to join his private discord. I said no thank you. He starts talking about Rachet and Clank and how much I need to play it, I said I play what I play. Being an ADHD gamer -- I kinda just follow the dopamine you know? (Still weird right...? There is more) Someone in the general section asks what everyone was up to that day and stated they were going grocery shopping and then making some dinner. This guy TAGS ME like I asked the question and then gives me this reply: "Oh yeah. Gonna go home after work, and then maybe hit the gym. You know I can lift 300+ lbs of weight. That is a lot. I'm awesome. After, probably go home - shower - lay shirtless in bed and play the PS5 while eating Nutella." ........Dude what? Like I hadn't spoken in a few hours and this was what I was pinged for??? @_@ So I said "Cool? I'm married so I'm gonna cook food for me and my husband. Then watch a movie with the cats." The dude said he understood. But then just kept acting this way. Now I think it is a 'You have a picture of yourself as your Profile Picture' thing. Cause I keep seeing him act the same way to some of the other girls(who have a selfie as their profile picture). This is fucking weird right? Now as for my NeuroSpicy or Normal question: Do normal peeps just let this roll off their shoulders? Or---Do you also want to hit people with your car when this happens? lol

[rina-writes]

tell me to stop at anytime bc imma just keep sending requests LOL but i just remembered jack saying he wants a girl that will yell at him and straighten him the fuck out but i know for a fact he would just get turned on by it 😭

Hiii :D I love when you send requests (esp. when you come off anon hehe). I think so too!! I feel like he would see it as a challenge, hence my little blurb. Also, thanks for being my first beta reader hehe

Deep Breathing

Warnings: GN!reader, AngerIssues!reader lol, suggestive towards the end, fluffy?

Breathe in for four seconds.

Hold it for four seconds.

Let it out for four to seven seconds.

That was the advice your therapist gave you on how to bring your heart rate down from an “arousal” state back to a state to think rationally. It was all part of the process to controlling your anger. Most applicably, reducing your tendency to snap at people. For as long as you could remember, you were known for having a fire tongue. Your words dripped with sarcasm and what you didn’t say out loud, your face said in volumes. Your death stare and cold voice when you were upset struck fear into everyone who knew you. It was really the switch between “Oh Y/n is so funny” to “Oh Y/n is not joking,” that seemed to jar people the most.

When you started dating the sweet and charming Kentucky boy a few months ago, everyone warned you about tapering your sarcasm. More often than not the advice summed up to being “nice.” And it really was everyone telling you this: friends, family, co-workers, neighbors. Even though people didn’t know it was Jack Harlow, the moment they heard you were dating a country boy, they worried your temper would break him into pieces. 

You were a bit blindsided by the warnings. No one ever called you mean. After all, you never said things to hurt people’s feelings. You didn’t go out of your way to ruin someone’s day or tell them something they didn’t need to hear. At the same time, you didn’t sugar coat stuff. You said things directly to avoid confusion and if the way that you said things came with an annoyed tone, that was just your fee for being a good person.

You liked Jack, a lot. He made you laugh, showered you with affection, and helped you to let your guard down. But, not so far down that you let him see hear the infamous “Dragon Throat.” You did your breathing exercises, you went for walks, and you sent long rants to your friends in group chats all to protect him from blowing up at the wrong time.

However, there were times like these where you didn’t have the chance to give him a buffer. You were so fuming mad that you had to unleash it at that very moment. There was a part of you tucked deep inside that seemed to be watching in third person, shaking their head and covering their eyes as you stormed over to Jack, laundry in hand. That part of you felt bad for Jack who looked like a defenseless puppy with his big blue eyes staring up at you with confusion as he enjoyed watching Entourage on his day off.

“Babe what’s wron--”

“What the hell is this, Harlow?” You asked him, as you tossed the soiled boxers into his lap.

Jack’s eyes widened at the bite in your voice. “Uhm, my underwear?”

“No, apparently it’s a f-cking dish rag because I found it on the countertop instead of in the hamper where I asked you to put it three hours ago.” You gestured around to the apartment. “Look at this place! You haven’t been on tour in a month and it still looks like Old Macdonald’s Farm and probably smells worse. How can you live like this? Animals can’t even live like this!”

“Uh…” Jack’s mouth opened wide, but no other sound came out. He was sitting frozen on the couch, his palms pressed into the cushions, the tossed underwear still hanging off his bare shoulder.

“I know it’s your day off, but it’s mine too.” You narrowed your eyes at him, crossing your arms. “Yet, while you watch television adding more to the mess…” You gestured to the empty takeout containers on the dining table. “...I’m scrubbing, doing laundry, vacuuming wondering why ‘no one helps me in this house’ and then having an existential crisis because I sound like my mother.”

“Ok--”

“And I’m not complaining…” You paused a bit. “...okay, I am complaining. But I asked you to do one thing which was to pick up your dirty laundry and put it in the washing machine. And you can’t even do that. Like--”

Jack stood up, grabbing your face and kissing you hard. Your eyes widened as you pushed at his chest. Jack moved backward, mostly because he released you and less because you actually pushed him that hard.

“Damn, you are so fine…” Jack muttered, his blue irises dark with desire. He swallowed, his eyes studying your lips again as if planning an attack.

“I’m serious right now, Jack!” You yelled.

“Me too, baby.” Jack said, wrapping arms around you, your nose coming into contact with his white tank top. Brushing against the top of your thigh, you felt a hardness straining against the fabric of his dark sweat pants.

“Jack, you can’t be--” Jack bent down and tossed you over his shoulder, walking you to the bedroom.

You gasped, your fists pounding on his back as you protested to no avail. You watched as the living room disappeared behind him; the mess that you would no doubt have to clean up later mocking you as well.

“Been awhile since I seen that attitude of yours.” Jack chuckled. “And I’m going to f-ck it right out of you, baby.”

Jack tossed you on to the bed, standing at the foot of it, grinning at you. You sat up, frowning.

“We were in the middle of a conversation, Jack! We don’t have time for this. I just want you to do your share today.”

Breathe in for 4 seconds.

Jack sunk down to his knees. He grabbed you by your hips to pull you closer to him. A soft moan left your lips despite trying to hold it in.

Hold it for 4 seconds.

He pressed his shoulders into the back of your thighs to allow your legs to dangle behind him. He looked up at you.

“I promise, I’ll do the laundry once I’m done…” Jack mulled over the word for a moment before adding in a husky voice, “...repenting.”

Let it out for 4 to 7 seconds.

As you felt Jack moving your clothing to get to work, your breath got caught in your throat. Suddenly, everything you were mad about seemed a little less important. This was an unexpected reaction to your “Dragon Throat.” Perhaps everyone was wrong and you should snap at him more. You gripped his hair earning an appreciative grunt from Jack as you tossed your head back in pleasure.

You would have to let your therapist know that the breathing exercises weren’t working out too well. However this new technique that you used to get out your anger was taking your breath away.

Jack.

[m-jelly]

Little bites

@kenkopanda-art <3 perfect banner <3

Pairing: Wolf!Levi x Human!Reader

Genre and tags: Wolf Levi, fluff, cute, cuddly Levi, possessive Levi, mentions of smut, mentions of knotting, dirty talk.

Concept: As you are out with your friends and Levi, people notice a bite on the back of your neck. Those who aren't wolves are confused, but wolf people begin to whisper and giggle about it. When you corner Levi and ask, he informs you that the bite is in the mating spot for making pups. You ask Levi to tone done the nips and bites because you're covered, but he just can't help himself when he gets excited around you.

You wandered into the pack base ready to pick up your mate. You smiled at people walking past, but you started to notice people whispering. You frowned a bit and heard giggles. You hurried to the waiting area and heard more laughter.

You looked over to two wolves to see they were pointing at your neck and chatting. You placed your hand on the back of your neck and remembered what was there. Levi had bitten you on the back of your neck in the heat of passion leaving a mark.

Last night, you and Levi had been play fighting on the floor in the living room. When you both play fight, it always led to Levi being very horny and you fucking. He'd been extra rough and playful last night. He'd rolled around with you for a while. You were sure that he'd been this way because you were in your most fertile state with your cycle.

You both had gotten rather turned on and it led to you making love against the floor. Levi had pinned you face down against the floor and pouded his cock into you. He'd covered your back in bites as he buried his cock deep inside you.

When things reached their head and you had cum enough times to satify you and Levi, he knotted you in place, poured his cum into you and bit down on the back of your neck as he held you in place. When Levi bit you, he drooled a little on you and growled so deeply that it sent a shiver through you.

Levi had lapped your wound after. He nuzzled you and kept knotted to you longer than normal. You'd enjoyed him holding you close. You loved the sweet moments you had together after. You lay together and just talked for a while before he started nipping your skin all over.

You jumped when Levi tackled you into a hug with his black fluffy tail wagging hard. "Oh, hello Levi. Sorry, was in my own world there."

He squeezed you. "Hi."

You hummed a laugh. "Hi."

He nuzzled the crook of your neck and inhaled. "I missed you."

You petted his head. "Missed you too."

He pulled back and smiled at you. "I thought about you all day."

You giggled. "That's cute. So, work okay?"

He nodded. "Was good. The pack is doing well and we made a few changes for the better."

"Great, so can I ask you something?"

"Anything!"

You hummed a laugh at how happy Levi was. "I just wanted to know why people are whispering about the bite on the back of my neck."

Levi's cheeks burned. "Ah."

You frowned. "What?"

He pouted a bit. "I'll tell you in private." He held your hand allowing him to pull you along to a little quiet spot. "The bite means you've been mated with the intention of pups in mind."

You blushed. "Oh...right...but we used protection."

He nodded. "We did, but the position we were in is for mating purposes to make pups. Wolves bite the back of our partners neck once we're knotted."

You huffed. "Basically this bite shows people that you and me have had sex and there was intention to have a pup?"

"Yes."

You put your head in your hands. "Okay...okay...well, I need to hide it." You put your hair down and moved it so the bite was covered. "There."

Levi pouted and whined at you. "But it looked nice."

"I don't want everyone seeing it and imagining me having sex."

Levi frowned a little. "Tch, don't want that."

You sighed. "Nor do I."

He whined. "But..." He huffed and hugged you. "Okay."

You rubbed his back. "Let's go home, okay?"

He nodded and walked with you. "Thank you for coming to collect me."

You entwined your fingers with Levi's. "Not a problem." You hummed a laugh. "I feel like a mum picking up her kid from school."

Levi growled. "Pup."

You blushed a little. "Levi, calm down."

He nuzzled the crook of your neck. "Little bunny."

"Don't you little bunny me." You pulled your keys out and unlocked the front door of the apartment. "You're naughty."

He slipped his shoes off and pouted. "I'm not."

You walked over to the kitchen and made two drinks. "Don't pout."

"I'm a good boy."

You handed him his drink. "Yup."

He put his drink down. "Please say it."

You put your drink down and opened your arms. "Yes, you're a good boy. Come here."

Levi lit up, his fluffy black ears perked up and his tail wagged. "YES!" He dove into your arms and hummed in happiness. "I'm a good boy."

You giggled as his tail wagged a lot. "You're the best of boys." You squealed when he nipped your neck all the way down to your shoulder. "Hey, what did I say about biting?"

"I'm sorry, I'm just so excited!"

You cupped his face and wiggled it. "You's adorable."

He smiled. "Thank you. Can we go play? I want to play."

You laughed as Levi ran to the living room, then back to you. "You have the zoomies?"

He blushed. "No!"

You grabbed the drinks and went to the living room. "Well, I think it's cute." You sat down and hummed as Levi ran around cleaning. "Pup? You coming to sit down yet?"

He jumped over the sofa and tackled you off it. "Play!"

You squealed at him. "I'm not play fighting with you."

His ears went back as he growled at you. "Play."

You sighed. "Alright, alright." You shoved him to the ground, then started rolling around with him on the floor. You grunted when he pinned you in place and started lightly biting you. "You sure do love biting."

He sniffed the crook of your neck. "It's a loving wolf thing. Bites mean I love you and want you."

"So, if I were to bite you, you'd feel wanted and loved?"

He nodded. "Pretty much."

You leaned up and nibbled on his ear. "Like that?"

Levi gasped and pulled away. He sat back as a blush adorned his cheeks. "S-Sensitive."

You giggled. "Oh, I'm gonna nibble on those ears!"

He jumped up. "No!"

You ran after him. "Come here you cute little wolf!"

"Bad bunny!"

Thank @ladycheesington for this and my obsession with Wolf Levi. Click here for her art on Wolf Levi

[bisexual-horror-fan]

bex, my love 💗 you've amassed 2000 followers to your smut cult !! 😈 and i could not be prouder 😊 you're so beyond deserving of the attention and praise !! 🎉💕

but, for the raffle, you just know i have to throw my hat in the ring and suggest a part two of the bo cam au 👀💗 i love that piece so much, i'm almost embarrassed to say how many time this bitch has re-read it 😈😂 but anyway, as i said when i first requested it, go ham !! you're the expert in these parts, after all. my only possible suggestion is, perhaps, reader finally gets the guts to pay for a private stream? and anything with bo and overstimulation will have me on my knees thanking you 🙌

congrats once more, and thank you for everything you do for us, both as a writer and as a friend 💗📚

Oooooh fucking shit this was fun to do! You know me, I love my little cam au and the first part of Bo’s was so good, of course he deserved a part two! Hope you like the direction I took with it! I deff worked in the overstim, just for you. Let’s not waste time and ger riiiight into the meat of it. Thanks for all your support and for you sending this in!

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Rating. Explicit. Length. 1.9K. Bo Sinclair X GN! Reader. No Parts Or Pronouns Specified. Warnings: Cam! AU! Sex Worker Positive Fic. Cam Show Supporter Reader. Dirty Talk. Banter. Teasing. Taunting. Compliments. Praise. Guided Masturbation. Anal Plug. Begging. Overstimulation. Cum Play.

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A Show Just For You.

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You had been saving up for a while. You’d been wanting this for, God, so fucking long. You probably wanted this since his fifth stream you tuned into. You have heard that his private streams are more than worth the money, if the reviews on his page are anything to go off of. You’d been working hard and actually had some vacation coming up, starting tonight in fact and you thought why not kick it off right? 

You always found it easier to relax and unwind with a good night's sleep and you always had the best night’s sleep after getting off to one of his streams. You were pretty sure it was impossible to be stressed after watching him and treating yourself. You were right on time as per usual, reclined on your bed, relaxing as you tuned in. 

The show was fantastic as usual. You took it real easy, got yourself off a few times, not in any kind of real rush, listening to him talk dirty and address the chat and play around for everyone’s amusement and those sweet, sweet tips. It was a more casual one but had a fun theme that kept it fresh, you however were in the mood for something a tad more intense, you weren’t satisfied when the stream ended, not by a long shot. 

He was pretty happy with himself. It was the start of the weekend, Friday night and he made a decent chunk of change. He was feeling good. He had just finished cleaning himself up when your message ping made his head snap up to his laptop screen. 

“I heard you do private streams? Mind indulging me?” 

Shit. He chewed on his bottom lip, he literally just finished for the night, was looking forward to a little him time after some good work. He was thinking of saying no but if he turned you down you might never ask again, he noticed your screen name then. Fuck, it was you. A great tipper, engaged with the chat and even sent him some gifts, and now you wanted to make the jump to being someone who buys private streams? This was big, he couldn’t fuck this up, no telling the kind of money you’d be willing to throw down, people who buy private time with him drop more than in the regular stream.

He thought back and you had been more reserved than normal. Were you saving up to splurge on this?

He’d be a fucking idiot to not agree. 

When the response popped up that he was more than happy to you had to bite back a squeal of delight. A follow up message of, “One second.” popped up and you’d waited this long, what’s a minute more?

When the call notification popped up you clicked on as fast as you could. He had managed to get his underwear back on after ending the stream but he was still shirtless. 

There he was, spreading his thighs and smiling into the camera at you, “Hiya sugar.” 

You couldn’t stop the grin that spread on your face, leaning forward, resting your chin on your hands. He looks so good. You typed out your greeting in response and you watch the shift in his expression, he tsk’d, “I can understand not getting to see that pretty face but I can’t even hear ya?”

You paused. He wanted that?

You asked and he laughed, a shake of his head, “Course I do, only if you’re comfortable.”

Were you comfortable with that? You thought for a moment and he said, “You’ve been round for a long time, not gonna lie, M’ curious what you look like, what ya sound like.”

You bit your bottom lip and you were tempted, I mean it was just you and him in here, what is the harm in it? He seemed to really want it and also, there was something hot in that. 

Him wanting to see and hear you. 

“I’d never pressure you darlin’ but you’ve seen me in some real compromising spots, I just wanna see that sweet face.” His smile and that warm look in his eyes you felt warm in your chest and decided, fuck it, why not? What did you have to lose?

He was right too. You’d seen him with no less than eight inches of well lubed silicone buried in his ass over and over until he came over his own chest, he had been extremely vulnerable and exposed, even if you had paid for it. He wasn’t asking for much. And if you said you really didn’t want to, he wouldn't force you.

You felt nervous but that was obviously misplaced. As soon as you turned on the camera his expression shifted again, it was hard to place but it was definitely softer, he said with a half laugh of disbelief,  “Hon I don’t know what you were worried about.”

You said the first thing to him with your actual voice, it felt odd to not be typing it out to him as you said, “Really?”

“Really. Fuckin’ gorgeous. And you’re paying to get off to me? Not so sure it shouldn’t be the other way round.” 

Oh he was way too good at this. Feeling his eyes on you, knowing he could see you right now, it became that much easier to fluster you. Something he was sure to be counting on. 

It was almost like he could sense your nerves and so after a little more conversation to loosen you up and it works, you feel more relaxed before asking, “What’re you looking for anyway.” 

You thought long and hard about this and feeling shockingly bold you say, “I wanna see you plugged and use a fist full of lube till you make a mess of yourself.” 

You were very fucking forward all of a sudden. He had already cum twice on the stream and said stream finished about twenty minutes ago. It was gonna be a major effort, more than that, it was gonna be so sensitive, bordering on painful. 

You noticed the slight pause and you asked, “Scared?”

He laughed, “Me? Scared? No way but you just saw what I did, you think I can go again so soon? You think highly of me.”

You snorted and laughed, “Oh yeah, so highly.”

You had a good laugh, he liked it and joked further, “What kinda man do you take me for?”

A sick grin spread on your face as you said, “Oh Bo I think you’ve shown everyone just what kinda man you are. Now we are just negotiating. How much?”

Fuck, that was funny. Yeah he really liked you.

“Six dollars a minute.” He said confidently and you said without missing a beat, “Four.”

“Four?!” He gaped with a shocked laugh and so the haggling began. When the price was agreed upon he found himself in a very compromising position once again. 

He slowly stripped his underwear off and threw it aside and started to take the direction you gave. 

“Get a hand on yourself and get yourself hard.” He did so upon your insistence, wrapping his hand around himself and he began to move his hand slowly, too slowly for your liking. “C’mon Bo. I’m paying good money here. Speed it up.”

You didn’t go easy on him.

At the rate per minute you deserved to see him just how you wanted. So you pushed him. Made him get painfully hard, flushed and angry red head of his cock weeping pre-cum again before you had him pulling out your favourite plug you sent him along with the lube. Made him spread himself and work it in a little faster than he would normally. You revelled in the way his brows pinched together and how he winced as it finally popped in place. 

You sent this plug because it was curved and moulded just right to press up against the wearer's prostate. Even regular jerking off could stimulate it, press on the flared base of it and it was even better.

“All hands on deck, Bo. You’re not stopping till you cum.” You said with a smile and watched as with a well lubed hand he started back in. Tight fist as he jerked himself off, he was so sensitive still, sore, it honestly hurt more than it felt good because of the pace you set.

You enjoyed every single little groan and pathetic whimper he made. Any time his grip tried to loosen or he attempted to slow down you told him to pick up the pace again. You weren’t even masturbating to this, just enjoying the view, it was hot, undeniably so, you were almost throbbing, it was like you hadn’t cum earlier at all but you didn’t want to miss a single second of this. 

“Let me hear you.” You asked and he gave in. His mind was a bit too scrambled for proper dirty talk but you were not complaining at all. He was moaning brokenly, head tipped back, face and neck flushed all the way down to his chest and the sweat was starting to pour off of him. 

“How you doin’ Bo?” You asked with a sweet smile. He panted out, “Fuh-fuck…Fi-fine, just fine-”

What a liar. You’d let him get away with it since he was so fucking pretty and being such a good sport. 

“Just fine isn’t good enough. Get that other hand on you, play around with that plug.” He whined, actually fucking whined but he did it. Legs up, other hand down and he started to press on the base of the plug, twisting it and pulling it in and out, fucking himself shallowly with it as his other hand never slowed on his aching shaft. 

You made him twist his hand on the swollen head of his dick, made him pull the plug all the way out before slamming it back in, tug on his own balls on and on until he was a total wreck. He was such a mess. Watching him on the bed, body contorted in that sweet mix of pleasure and pain, muscles flexing under his skin, back arching, he was so far gone. Almost more than you had ever seen. But not quite there yet.

You thought he might cry. He was babbling, trembling, begging. He had to force himself to get there but finally he was close, and he was begging you and had been for the past full minute straight for you to let him cum. 

A sigh of the world weary and the put upon, “I dunnooooo Bo.”

He finally broke, a weak sob tore out, “Please?”

You thought you’d gotten more than your money’s worth and told him that one simple word, “Yes.”

He gasped out a thank you and you watched the show, he still somehow had some cum left and he spilled it all over his own stomach and hips, hips stuttering up into his own hand, shaking and panting, mouth hanging open as the mix of pleasurable pain tore through him. 

His hands started to slow and you laughed long and loud. “Oh Bo, sweetheart, darling. I don’t recall saying that you could stop.”

He let out a long low groan as he tightened his grip. Fucksake, how much money did you have to burn? It was gonna be a long night. You reached for the lube and decided that now was the time for you to indulge yourself. 

“And you call me pretty.” You sigh as your hand dips down between your legs watching as he fumbles the bottom of the plug with trembling and lube slicked fingers. “Think you got one more in you?”

What choice did he have?