꒰ ͜͡➸ hello, @cider ! a one-liner starter for you ♡ | sc.
" okay, stay still. i'm trying to take a photo ! this angle is good, keep it at that ! " hyesu encourages, hearing the shutter sound go off not long after.
admittedly, much to his unyielding embarrassment, a few properly-placed knives in his back had let jay know he had underestimated his assailant. it stings, but he's had far worse than a few small pinpricks from one of the entity's overzealous killers.
--right. a few small pinpricks. just ignore the faint bit of blood trickling out of the corner of his mouth. it's nothing serious, nothing he can't walk off. even if jay finds himself becoming slower the longer this trial drags on. he remains hidden, eyes scanning for his brightly-colored pursuer. trying not to let the breath catch in his throat from the metallic taste on his tongue. the thickness of blood inside his mouth.
he waits in the shadows, hoping he won't be spotted, eyes closing. hoping he'll just pass.
@emeraldruid : liked for a d&d starter.
➵ zhenya dy'shenko.
❝ bees can sense your anxiety, ❞ zhenya explains patiently in her thick accent, a slender hand on his shoulder. ❝ best relax, and allow them to come to you. you carry the wilds in your every breath, and they can feel that power within you. I know you know, but it bears repeating all the same. ❞ she smiles –– an inhale in, and all zhenya can smell is green in garreth's presence. there is a reason she so enjoys the company of druids.
a bevy of buzzing surrounds them as the bees circle round before floating past safely. with a triumphant smile, zhenya reaches into the hive, scooping from it a handful of warm, wet comb. she allows the honey to trickle down her throat, sighing at the overwhelming sweetness, before she offers the rest to garreth. ❝ for you. ❞
goose, the pink-nosed ferret sits up on the kitchen table, staring at lae'zel as though he doesn't fully recognize her. that might have something to do with the pale pink apron fable's insisted her friend wear while in the kitchen –– ❝ you can't wear your armor while baking, lae'zel! ❞ he blinks sleepily at her, before skittering down towards the cat tree fable had bought him, disappearing from view.
❝ alright! I think we're ready to start baking. ❞ fable rubs her hands together, taking a long look at lae'zel in the apron. she looked adorable in her aunt's apron. not that fable was going to say that out loud –– she liked her head exactly where it resided atop her shoulders. ❝ so, can you remind me what you wanted to learn? was it the pumpkin pie, or am I thinking of wyll again? ❞
@usawfulfew liked for a random stranger things starter
Nancy glanced over. This wasn’t something she thought she’d ever really be facing. But, then she had to just deal with things sometimes. It was how she normally handled life. “Come on. Even you have to admit that this is a little weird.”
Although Viserra was not as skilled as her brothers when it came to swordsmanship, she could hold her own in a fight if called for and, with a war brewing, the girl had an inkling the moment she needed to pick up a sword was not far away.
“I will not sit by idly, I do hope you know this.” Perhaps she would need to marry for an alliance in favour of her mother, but Viserra refused to sit on the arm of a man as though she were a trophy should she marry. “No matter what comes. I will fight for you, as will Stormbreaker.”
“Here’s your drink.” Skipper gently slides the glass across the bar to them. “It’s on the house, so don’t worry about the tab for that. What brings you into The Blue Rose tonight?” // @dcsigners
Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
" this adventure that you're thinking about better not land us in jail, i swear to god. i'm too young to go there. " hyesu cautions the other, eyes squinted while closely following their footsteps, trailing behind.
getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children
good news, ive discovered that the maximum dick size in skyrim as per racemenu sliders is somewhere around the distance between riften and solitude, plus a few more hundred or so miles. give or take a little bit for going well beyond the draw distance
[ID: A captioned Tiktok by @nextdreadpirate. A comment in the middle of the screen says, "Always tip the maid" as a skinny white man trots into the middle of the screen. He's wearing a frilly maid's dress and cap and holding a notebook and pen. The comment disappears as he says, "Hi! Welcome to the maid cafe where we're-" He turns to the right, does the nya hand gesture with each hand, then kicks up a heel, showing off a black pump. "-cuter than kittens!" He finishes, then drops the pose and turns back to face the camera, shuffling a bit closer and leaning in as he talks. "I'm the diversity hire, Bryson. Are you here for the gamer discount?"
A door opens in the background, and Bryson stands up and turns to the left, holding out a warning hand. "Okay, I can explain," he says to people offscreen, starting to laugh. Someone laughingly says, "Oh my god," and another person starts laughing as the video ends. End ID]