#that it isn’t to your taste

[starbuck]

for the record, reblogging a post and then immediately making a post afterwards to clarify that your opinion on the matter is actually slightly different than the op’s is kind of a dick move, but, on the other hand, it’s SIGNIFICANTLY less annoying than laying out your disagreements in the TAGS! that i can SEE!!!!!!!

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

[satanic-fruitcake]

Farscape as things from my own #gender tag. for funsies .

bonus:

[divine-construct]

i am taking oppenheimer away from the public until everyone learns how to read and understand media because my god the public’s media literacy when it comes to oppenheimer is terribly bad.

[tennessoui]

Neighbor AU where Obi-Wan bangs on Anakin's door because it's barely 5am and he's blasting Baby Shark for the kiddos while he tries to squeeze in a few more minutes of sleep.

Obi-Wan's sleep deprived plans for murder are derailed by the shirtless beauty that opens the door.

new neighbors au where obi-wan’s just moved into the townhouse next door (so connected walls and everything) and he’s tired and just wants to sleep more because he was stupid and didn’t fucking take any days off of work because he thought he could move during the weekend and it be fine but now it’s 5AM and the neighbor is blaring fucking shitty music and obi-wan left his last polite brain cell in Kansas so he storms over to demand the person turn off the fucking music and get a better taste in music while he’s at it

only for it to be 2 kids who answer the door, one standing on the other’s back to reach the handle and he loses all his words.

Anakin feels the cold air of the door opening and rushes out (shirtless, toothbrush in his mouth) and obi-wan suddenly becomes third party to a very intense lecture about why babies should not open doors, even very clever babies

(The twins are like “well we thought maybe it was Santa!” which, ok. It’s March. A cold March, but still fucking March.)

on anakin’s part, he feels very bad and this is not the impression he wants to make on the rude but attractive new neighbor, so he bakes him a pie to welcome him to the neighborhood

obi-wan is allergic to nuts though, so he can’t eat it or even take it into his house and tries to discretely throw it away but anakin catches him at it. He feels pretty bad about rejecting Hotty Daddy With A Booty’s homemade pie, so he makes him a pie instead to try and smooth this out

Anakin gets offended because is he implying his lemon curd pie is better than Anakin’s mother’s pecan pie????

So he takes the empty pie plate (because it was a very good pie unfortunately and now luke has a thing for lemons) and bakes another pie (cherry this time) to bring to him very aggressively. So aggressively that obi-wan gets offended because is he trying to show him how it’s done????

and so the war begins

[zappedbyzabka]

👔👔👔👔

[mudsbray]

mannn you can be so nice and people are so mean. i just groomed a sweet dear doggy who i see a lot and they were two hours LATE ( LATE!!) but i took them as curtesy… put a tiny easily removable bow in her hair and she was so cute. a gift for her owners even if you will. and you know what. He said the bow was awful to. my face.

[god-u]

i feel like it’s kind of ridiculous to like awful characters and get upset when ppl bring up that they are indeed awful.. it really has nothing to do with you personally even though it is questionable when the characters are downright sinister and immoral like idk maybe don’t be surprised if you say your favorite character is someone known to have assaulted women and people look at you crazy ☠️

[venjamin-kingdomhearts]

honestly. streliven can be the funniest fucking ship people just aren’t trying hard enough.

[ash-and-starlight]

Are there specific book genres or tropes you enjoy? I keep seeing you tag certain books in posts you reblog and some art you make and it’s made me interested in them, especially when they seem to be about Gay Yearning™️. Do they influence your art in any way?

OH not really? i enjoy every genre tbh even tho strong bonuses that make me go crazy insane are worldbuilding and characters who commit at least 3 war crimes before breakfast. and are also gay. i don’t t know if that influences my art? mostly bc i’m in my strictly fanart era so ig the best i can do is doing fanart of said books

[pigeonpeach]

Got my first hate ask today! Friendly reminder that the unfollow button is literally easy to access and completely fucking free. If you don’t like my content then don’t follow its simple as that. Also there is in fact something called a block button if I keep showing up on your feed unwanted.

[dadbastiandisaster]

Sebastian Headcanons I will stake my life on

- I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: he is long-sighted and he does actually need those ridiculous glasses. Ciel kept seeing him holding his French work and sheet music two feet off his face and pinned him down about it, which took some time because Sebastian was very insistent it was the same for everyone. Ciel had to order him to get his eyes checked. Literally plotted murder the entire opticians appointment. He’s still incredibly touchy about it, which only gives Baldroy more incentive to tease him about it.

- Has an embarrassingly large crush on Agni that he would not admit to on pain of death

- Is very particular about where things go in the kitchen

- Derives too much joy from picking out Ciel’s little outfits

- Nearly had a heart attack the first time he went on a train

- Absolutely no sense of self-preservation

- Still immensely unnerved by both cameras and telephones

- Really not a powerful Demon. It’s kind of implied this is the case in the canon with characters often remarking on the fact that he’s starving, but even then he’s really not that well known in Hell. He’s definitely not Satan or anything, but he really wants people to think that.

- Loves English (the subject), hates Maths. He can do division, subtraction, etc. but he does not understand algebra and doesn’t care to

- He acts like he doesn’t care about them but he would put his life on the line for any one of the other servants

- He has immense respect for Tanaka, but he’s closest with Baldroy: much as he gets pissy about it, it is a comfort that Baldroy is already very aware that he’s not perfect; they both have the bite me and I’ll bite back harder attitude; they both have the emotional range of a teaspoon, and Baldroy’s ability to decide something is good enough is an antidote to his rampant perfectionism. Plus Baldroy is the only one who will call him out on his bullshit.

- Sharper sense of smell means a stronger sense of taste, so human food tastes nasty to him, but he does wish he liked the taste of tea.

- Absolutely no alcohol tolerance

- Aunt Francis scares the living shit out of him but also he’s desperate to impress her

- Massive show off because he lives for praise

- Asexual panromantic: sex is a means to an end for him.

- For a Demon he despises showing skin.

- He technically knows most languages but due to linguistic drift and countries changing languages in practice he only knows a handful fluently (French, Spanish, Italian, German, etc)

- He does genuinely enjoy his job as a butler. It’s preferable to Hell by far, he likes the other staff, just like the rest of the servants it’s something that he’s learnt to do that isn’t murder, and he does, though perhaps not consciously, think of the manor as the closest thing to a home he’s ever had.

- When he first took the contract he had absolutely no idea that he could even get attached to Ciel, given that their contract was unlikely to last more than a few years which is nothing compared to his lifespan, but human life moves much faster than Demon life and Ciel is such an incredible human (and Sebastian privately thinks he’s very cute)

- He likes chatting to old ladies because they think he’s terribly handsome and have the best life stories

[ashleyishere24]

that… face….

[bookwyrminspiration]

i need it to be February 14th so bad I need to inject the Circe saga straight into my veins

[dekusleftsock]

Anytime someone complains about VILLAINS in a story called My HERO Academia, makes me questions as to why.

"All the villains should be dead."

Then what's the point of heroes?

They're not gonna be all sunshine and rainbows, but that's the point. They're the opposing force.

Uraraka is a hero, Toga is a villain. That's the point. One of them has to be "bad".

Characters like that are going to exist. There's worse characters than Toga and if someone likes her, why care?

Agreed. Idfk what peoples problem is. It’s the same arguments over and over again.

Either people hate her bc she’s a villain and horikoshi is “solving this though the power of friendship” or they hate her because she’s “bad queer representation”. Both of those arguments are stupid.

I just don’t understand the obsession yk????? Why are you starting shit? If you’re gonna have awful opinions, at least keep them to yourself.

And it’s quite frankly concerning and a little… not scary but unsettling at the amount of people that are happy that she’s dead. Y’all just love when queer women are dead/brutalized huh.

Leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

[cunnycreamer]

Adults shouldn’t be sacrificing children to the devil either yet that’s your favourite anime alright.