#that says hey babygirl

[mcfaucet]

don't live with your siblings part 2

[tacccalb]

incredibly disturbing but atleast i got to see catboy paul

xtra

[vaguely-concerned]

kremy being so patient with twig even though she very nearly had them pulling one of those moves that get you doomed to eternal torment in greek mythology (i.e. secretly feeding people their own young)...... his is the voice of the most soul-tired man in the world when he says 'twig... I've done a lot of fucked up shit in my time, but I'm not gonna feed them people'. he's not angry he's not even disappointed he's just resigned. he's a person who has to draw the line somewhere and he's drawing it

[goldensunset]

Here we are at the busiest city in the world,

What would you do to make yourself stand out?

[sheepfish03]

Here is my part of @shepscapades​ ‘s character design challenge! I went with drawing non-life-series hermits as red lifers.

originally I just did Welsknight, but I was on a roll so I added Xb as well, and,,, you can’t separate Xb from Keralis so he’s here too, being his,,, lovely self (wow look at that eldritch horror K propaganda)

(Below the cut I’ve added individual shots of them all without the gradient layer I used as shading here, and I talk a wee bit about the designs etc.)

Some general notes include:

originally I intended for Wels to be working for Ren during 3rd life, but then I was plagued by visions so this is actually set on an original life series season I’ve been calling wanted life (pspsps come closer,,, ask me about this I swear I’ll be normal and not abandon all my current projects to develop a fic or something)

All three of them are an allied, their base Is in a snowy mountain (which is why Wels and Xb have the fur collars) I don’t know what their alliance is called but I’ll figure it out probably

Wels went red first, due to some unfortunate luck regarding the gimmick of this made up season, and had been red for a while before eventually Keralis also joins him on the reds. Xb is the last to turn, and in fact survives on so long that by that time Wels has already lost his last remaining life.

Here’s Wels! My pride and joy! I really wanted to do him because it’d be a great excuse of designing some armor again, without having to chain myself into having to do that for every life series member when I eventually draw them

Originally, to make him seem more intimidating, I was going to put him in a massive suit of armor, but after gathering my references I realized it might be hard to make work with my,,, centaur design for him (You can’t put all that heavy shit on a horse I’m pretty sure!) So instead I just, gave him an different suit of armor than I usually do. If you’re wondering what might be up with all the eye imagery, It’s,,, mostly because I couldn’t figure out anything better to put there so I gave him all the eye imagery I couldn’t give Keralis on account of him being,,, naked.

The really fun part about his design though,,, is his big-ass anime sword! If you can’t tell I was heavily referencing a few genshin impact weapons for this. When he’s green/yellow the eye is closed and only opens when he gets to red.

Xb! He’s a shark. And he has a bow.

I don’t have much to say of him since I was mostly just winging everything here,,, He’s a shark because I like them, he has a bow because hes good with them. the bow looks like that because I wanted it to vaguely look like the same Genshin esque bullshit that Wels’s sword does.

I did give him black eyeliner,,, I,,, can’t remember why I did that but hey it’s there.

Okay so Keralis,,, all red-life-skins, exist on a spectrum, idk what the spectrum is but for reference Skizz’s limited life skin and Rendog’s 3rd life skin are on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

While I would have loved to draw Keralis all badass and stuff,,, I knew in my heart that he would be the kind of guy to,,, you know,,, follow in the footsteps of Scar and Skizz

HOWEVER to make him a little creepy I figured I could tap into those sweet sweet eldritch horror allegations

“But Sheep!” I hear you asking, “Isn’t their base in a snowy mountain, wont he get cold.” He will, and he does. You underestimate how far he’ll go for a bit. (Also it’s a fantastic opportunity for him to steal Xb’s hoodies!)

also a bonus meme I doodled as soon as I realized... the situation

transcript since it’s my handwriting: Has to draw Keralis as a “half naked red-life” instead of a “badass red-life”

Too long, didn’t read, I’m happy for you tho or I’m sorry that happened

[thrumbo]

leaving jimmy insanity and am now entering jimmy psychosis

[marine-paint]

i take no responsibility for my actions

[boilingheart]

best thing about mathias shaw is that there's just no sex appeal. zero. none. nada. this guy's got no rizz or whatever they're calling it these days. nothing. yeah he's like well built he's a master spy and one of the top rogues for sure, he's uptight and got that van dyke mustache and wears a corset 24/7 but he's just so fucking stick in the mud boring he's a vibe killer being around him is rancid he's so uptight and to the book you can't stand him. he curls his fuckin mustache he smiles at nothing. in theory he is hot as hell. catboy type of modern middle aged man babygirl. my girlfriend in theory. right. but he's so comically unfuckable. old white guy child soldier who's never fucking smiled in his life until flynn fairwind showed up. shout out to flynn fairwind, who is overflowing with raw sex appeal and charm and charisma, who took one look at this boring unsalted alliance spymaster who curls his mustache and hides his personality behind 37 reinforced walls, said "i can fix him" and then he DID. it's so funny to me. i'm correct about everything btw.

[polaroid-petals]

I'm this close to writing a fic where a few weeks post-confession, Hero has a dream where he gets the option to stab Basil in order for Mari to have never died, only for his knife to stab not this fictional dream version of Basil, but the real twelve-year-old one, whom he then slowly watches die as he's unable to save him from the gash in his stomach.

To his horror, as he wakes up four years after the murder with no memory of what happened afterwards, he learns that he covered up the murder, and he has no idea how or why he did it.

[weedplantar]

i'm all for lesbian rights and all, but we have to be honest with ourselves. the magnus archives would not work if the archivist was a lesbian. all the female avatars are just too damn sexy. the world would have ended immediately.

[dhmis-autism]

Oooh if I’m not wrong, there was a transcript of the fight on YouTube, but it isn’t an official one so probably not 100% accurate.

BCS English isn’t my first language I really needed one with subtitles, the fight and Red and Duck’s background conversation drive me crazy bcs jfkfkdkdksksks WHAT ARE THEY SAYING

I only caught a reference to Stain, something along the lines of “the one who turned into you/me”

There's like, 5 of them and I have seen all the fan ones on YT bc I like to see what everyone else is thinking.

ALSO YEAH THAT TALK ALSO DRIVES ME NUTS INSANE I THINK I HAVE A POST IN THE QUEUE ABOUT IT

that conversation in the background is some genuinely like insane shit i get so conspiratorial about that scene I literally think at some point Red says " at this point, no one's going to be listening to a thing he says" and he also starts talking about experiments?? that drives me fucking insane up the walls nuts WHAT ARE THESE PUPPET GAYS FUCKING HIDING FROM US WHAT DO THEY KNOOOOW

LOOK AT THIS THIS IS SOME OMINOUS SHIT LIKE SOMEONE TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY SAYING

[unfilteredcurse]

And here is my Street Fighter OTP - Sagat X Vega, a.k.a. TigerViper! 🐯🐍

[whatohitsonfirewelp]

the brooklynn being ben's gf theory (i was not in on this theory but i already hate it and agree w you it would be terrible route for the story to take): you said something about biphobia? are people being biphobic about ben having a gf instead of a bf or something?

Yeah, it’s a really sucky thing to see. I’ve seen some bi fans make posts about hey, Ben could be bi and the response from other fans…

It’s not been great.

It’s also a little disappointing that people are acting like Ben can only be gay or only be straight.

I totally get if someone hc Ben as gay and is upset that that isn’t canon (currently, this could change!) but, that doesn’t automatically mean Ben isn’t queer.

I’m hoping we learn more about this gf or meet her.

[skoulsons]

The same hand that beat the QZ soldiers face in is going to hold her face so unbelievably gently when he finds her during winter

im gonna throw up

[bradassholemajors]

i feel like columbia would love like kitschy hallmark-style stuff like “screw world peace I want a pony” <3 and she’s so real for that!

(columbia as buttons from the busy beaver button museum website)

[cecilsrandomeverything]

John Doe makes me feel less self-conscious. Crooked/odd teeth? Prominent/sharp nose? Frizzy hair? Noticeable chest (sometimes)? He has them, and so do I! I know she’s a Regular Guy and therefore supposed to be uncanny and weird looking, but having the same physical traits as me gives me the happy chemicals 🫶