#that shit ain’t okay

[inkzectz]

NO WAY PROSHIT MOTHERFUCKERS ARE FOLLOWING ME

GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

IF YOU THINK THAT SHIT IS OKAY GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING FREAK

[partickleaccelerator]

“Yeah sir? You like how ticklish I am here?” (Insert teasy photo of literally any tickle spot)

BITCH I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN

[crustycrackhead]

Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)

*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*

Go under here for my crazy

First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?

Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!

Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—

Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵

Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.

Have a Drabble meow ⬇️

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There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.

“I can amend that”

Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.

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Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS

[shebecreepin]

Actually kpop is healthy because I am so obsessed with these beautiful far away men (both literally and figuratively) that real life men don’t phase me so much

[mamayan]

Before I forget I have a abo fic idea but like hear me out cuz I’m an alien fucker (yeah I love my kindle edition alien/monster fucking novella) anyway,

Alien that has conquering in their blood, but was raised on earth like a human. Think Superman/Brightburn style.

Reaching full maturity and just slaughtering/destroying everything—unstoppable and a cause for horrifying awe and fear—until they find you.

Why do you smell so good? Why do you look so cute? Why do they not want to tear you open like a piñata and pop your head like a confetti canon?

Curiosity replaces the boiling desire to exterminate, but only with you. Your curious alien so besotted they can’t leave you alone, but oddly enough, they listen. Not when you tell them to leave, they can’t do that, but as you hand off chores or tell them not to touch you, you realize they obey.

The psycho alien hell bent on death and destruction now following you around like a puppy, filled with the utmost joy just getting to be in your presence and neither of you understand why…

Until you let them touch you.

[whereismyhat5678]

Nah man, I really gotta stop doing certain things

If you don’t wanna read you don’t have to, I’d say it’s KIND OF a vent but not really because I can’t take myself seriously like at all-

First things first there is one major thing I gotta stop and it is I HAVE TO STOP SAYING SORRY 24/7 my PARENTS have told me to STOP BUT I DONT- ITS INFURIATING. It’s like- you ever like try to go cold turkey on a habit that you do but you end up still doing it even if that cold turkey didn’t last for even an hour? YEAH ITS LIKE THAT- it’s a habit that I’ve built slowly upon and now it’s become a problem because anytime I DO say sorry over something minor my parents tell me to stop. I get they’re trying to help me, I love them for that, but it’s difficult when you assume anything you do and that you get a look for is your fault. Not their fault either if anything it’s mine for creating the habit but I’m telling you I just can’t stop it. It’s hard, and I hate it 💀

Second, I am a yapper. And there ain’t anything wrong with yapping first of all it’s just a problem and issue for me because I realize that I ain’t a multitasker. When it comes to be narrating to myself while doing something, chances are, I ain’t getting anything done because im too busy telling my life’s story to A WALL. And it’s especially become a problem because my mom (although is very interested with what I have to say) always tells me that I really just need to get stuff done and over with. I respect that, so im REALLY gonna try and just shut up. And I gotta be honest here I talk way too much for one person dude I just need to stop 😭😅

AND FINALLY, something I’m really trying to stop but it just keeps coming back to me!

Listen if I had the ability to clone myself: I would sit her down and give her a lecture on what she does sometimes ain’t very smart and I REALLY gotta stop doing it.

But I gotta wait, cuz time does take a little bit and I know it’s gonna be a slow process getting these habits to stop. But you know what, that’s okay. I’ll be patient with myself, I’ll try to be. I’m gonna be okay. We’re all gonna be okay together.

🫂

[def-not-kaz-brekker]

girlies Lemme just say. Do not turn off other people’s music just cause you don’t like it. Fuck off. Ask. Don’t be an asshole like my dad who just randomly turned my music off. I’m still mentally cursing him out.

[seawing-vibes]

Hiii welcome to The Thing I’ve Been Working On For Far Too Long !!!! This is an edited map of my WoF Headworld!! This map fallows my personal lore / story for what happens post-books! There are far more ideas I have regarding new structures, how the land changes, etc. , but this was just generally for labeling major locations within each territory! My hope was to wrap this up before the Felid Guide drops so I can compare my map to the canon reveal of locations but I didn’t quite get there and there are still a lot of loose ends. Unfortunately I don’t have much time to work on this anymore and will probably chip away at it privately in pieces , but for now I wanted to share this bit publicly!

The info for the labels on the map are all written out below, but I have primarily complied information in a Google Doc for easier viewing and navigation!

Link to the Google Doc !

Under construction !! Im so sorry I’m stuck on mobile and Tumblrs post editor on mobile is actual shit. the formatting is terrible I’m going bonkers in here. Also it’s stuck sideways for some reason like girl pleaseee turn the other way!!! I will rb this again once I’m able to format it properly.

[elendsessor]

btw i’m sure at least one person has seen this thread bc of the raidou being interested in men compilation post

but has anyone actually read it since it has some of the actual worst but hilarious takes ever

i’m not saying you have to hc raidou as gay but like considering earlier in the thread they mentioned the fact that he’s a blank slate character, immediately contradicting this and stating like it’s a fact that he’s 100% straight and that he can’t be even slightly gay and that it was the dev’s intention for him to be super straight is hilarious.

i also appreciate this

“i mean wtf is wrong with him?” is the best thing that could’ve been written here and i want people to ask a variation of this whenever any character in anything is revealed to be not cishet

let’s be real tho there’s no fucjing way he’d ever be more of a “pimp” than p3 or p4’s protags (and later joker p5). i think they meant ladies man but even then like. nobody ever will match that level.

[deathsmallcaps]

My life is a tragedy. It was always going to end this way

[rosicheeks]

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[pacifistcowboy]

hmm. i think i have something resembling a crush. idk for sure but i definitely like being around him, would like to hold his hand, and don’t mind the concept of us being called boyfriends. oh boy. ooh boy.

this was not part of my college plans

[asterclaw]

have a really early morning doodle of dreamberry

Dream belongs to Jokublog Blue belongs to the AU community

[backlikeineverleft]

goodnight kiss for my followers, thanks for holding me down 😘

[korshrimpski]

arizona coyotes as lyrics because I’m on the brink of imploding

the yotes - Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want by Deftone

josh doan - American Teenager by Ethel Cain

clayton keller - Mercy by Sir Chloe

connor ingram - Sun Bleached Flys by Ethel Cain

matias maccelli - Pearl Diver by Mitski

[sweetest-honeybee]

them having you chill on the side is how they lure you in with a false sense of hope of "it's really not that bad!~" DON'T FALL FOR IT--

but deadass i remember it was like that the first day i was a carhop at sonic, thought it wasn't too bad. literally the next day i had over a 100 separate orders i took out. i worked there for 2 weeks then gave a 2 weeks cause i was too scared to just quite outright LMAO (was my first job at 17)

best of luck to you, and am sending all the good vibes that you get a better opportunity elsewhere!!! 💛🏵

EXACTLY and I fuckin KNOW they’re making it look easier. I’m not quick enough yet to handle a line of people and that’s fine but they haven’t trained me for it yet

The funniest thing is is that so many people quit ALL at he time there and people would keep saying those people who quit were just too lazy and the workload was too hard and blah blah blah

It’s NOT. The “workload” is running around in the same open room or to the kitchen unless you spend your time in the cooler. The main managers just an ass and I have the strongest feeling she’s run out people by being an asshole to them because the second I saw the way she handled me accidentally letting a dude walk out without paying, I knew there and then that I wasn’t gonna be working there long be it that she fired me for the stupidest gd reason or I quit