#that shit hypnotic

[nostrildamus]

observed this today and forgot how wild I am for it:

someone whose already large nostrils flare out and up when they sniffle. like reeeeeally pulled up just seemingly just to show how flexible they are.

[tojisun]

johnny breaking in your pussy to prepare it for a bigger cock (simon’s) :(

[therealraewest]

I can't believe Khonshu took Steven and Jake in the divorce

[redcallisto]

Dragon and his treasure

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

This is the funniest way of depicting Speedster Speedster Sense™ ever

(Speedster Speedster Sense™: a Speedster's innate ability to track and locate other Speedsters, especially when the tracked Speedster is using their powers)

They're like bloodhounds after a squirrel lmao

Normally, this kinda thing is depicted as a speedster just kinda knowing where someone is (see, below)

Like these panels where Barry just knows where Max and Wally are. There are tons and tons of instances of Speedsters vaguely feeling another Speedster nearby or, like Barry, just knowing their exact coordinates but seeing an energy trail? That's fun. I like that so much better.

It isn't the first time we've seen something like this. Wally tracked down a time manipulator for Dick one time exactly like Ace and Avery. But it's just so fun. I'm glad to see it back.

[kafka-pilled]

they should give me a goddamn oscar for keeping a straight face while they talked about hypnosis in psych class

[abhainnwhump]

Whumpers who use musical stage performance to hypnotize their audience and Whumpee. Meanwhile Caretaker is immune and horrified over the whole show as they try to snap Whumpee out of it.

Inspired by this video:

[sweetnsour-stuff]

Please enjoy some of my favourite trainer lines from the Battle Subway

[honorthysalad]

feel like you could make a great nature documentary about impurities

[snowyblank]

One of the best things to be told while being taken down into trance is how "normal" and "obvious" it is to think or do something.

Like it's a normal reaction for people to feel captivated by spirals. Obviously you should be focused on the text you're reading, especially when someone is just trying to help you relax. It's just common courtesy to pay attention. To follow their words. Listening and obeying is a normal response to a friend helping you relax.

[emprcaesar]

i have no self respect when it comes to people with beautiful brown eyes.

[tiyoin]

HAHAHAH WHAT IF VOX HACKED HIS CRUSHES COMPUTER TO SEE WHAT THEY WERE DOING

ONLY TO FIND THEM WRITING/ READER ALASTOR FANFICTION

[leolaroot]

i love when it becomes very obvious to me where i grew up. i try to give characters names of people ive met before and every time i look up the last name origins its always dutch or german LOL OOPS. not my fault i live in dutch and german immigrant community.

[justmenoworries]

If I have one wish for Hazbin season 2 it's please, please let Charlie go apeshit and just absolutely destroy someone.

Season 1's been teasing us with how powerful Charlie is and how much potential she has only to basically nerf her into the ground for the final battle so Lucifer could be all badass and shit.

Alastor's been allowed to go berserk so many times in season one and he's canonically weaker than the Morningstar family so can we let Charlie have the spotlight now?

[thiefofcrows]

Plotted starter for @lostxtosunlight

       It had been two months since Yuki had officially taken the crow and cup tattoo and joined the Dregs. Raito hadn’t tried to bother them again — Kaz assumed he was too busy with doctor prescribed physical therapy. The thought shouldn't have given him so much satisfaction. Yuki, on the other hand, had spent his time training diligently and taking on jobs here and there as he grew more confident in his skills. They’d begun of course with hand-to-hand combat training and it was clear he already had some skill to begin with. As Yuki grew physically stronger, fighting him became more of a challenge.

       Once Kaz felt satisfied with that progress, he'd introduced knives into the equation — which, much to his delight, Yuki already had significant practice in that area as well. They'd been working on various strategies. Kaz gave Yuki insight into hiding at least two knives in his clothes at all times — which, given the keen way in which Yuki paid attention and, eventually, mastered it, it reminded him of when they were children. Kaz excidedly showing Yuki a new magic trick he'd been practicing, Yuki attempting it himself, Kaz simply delighted to have someone who did more than just feel an obligation to indulge him.

       The art of throwing knives effectively had been next and that took some time — it wasn't an easy skill to learn by any means, but just like with everything else so far, Yuki could eventually hit his target effectively with every throw. The more his skills developed, the more confident in himself he became ... and whatever tender things Kaz felt for Yuki before seemed to grow louder, more insistent. They became more of a heated smouldering thing that was difficult for Kaz to discern the meaning of — but with every stirring, he simply shut it down, burying it deeper.

       Unfortunately for Kaz, it didn't matter; those feelings somehow seemed to rise to the surface again and again. While he always ignored it when he saw it, Yuki's dark eyes often contained something a little heated and inquisitive — as if Kaz were a fascinating puzzle to solve. He wanted it to stop and he wanted Yuki to keep digging deeper simultaneously. It filled him with a sense of dread, terror and desire.

       Now, they were half way through training, having graduated to using Yuki's skill with knives along with hand-to-hand combat. He was slower today, seeming drained — and all Kaz had the mind to do was push him. At one point he swiped one of the training knives from Yuki's hand and dragged him close by the shirt with the other. He slid the training knife along his waist, giving an approximation of stabbing Yuki through the gut.

       ❝In a fight, the enemy will use any excuse, any opening to gain the upper hand. You don't have the luxury of taking it easy because you're not feeling your best. You have to ignore it, grit your teeth and push through. It's either that or you die.❞ Kaz let go of Yuki's shirt, his fist briefly pressing into the others chest just enough to nudge him back as he did so. ❝ Again. Try not to get fatally stabbed this time.❞

[kafka-pilled]

i’m soooo sensitive to fingers snapping it’s unreal. it’s like my brain skips for a second and then i have to regain my train of thought. sure, a sleep command could probably drop me under at that point, but if a different command is given before i’m able to recover, well…

if they snapped and said “suck me”, i’d just have to pull their dick out as quickly as possible and start sucking. i’d just have to. would be so. desperate to obey.

i love that i feel compelled to obey at the snap of a finger.