#that spidey life

[mroddmod]

spidey before he got picked up by the big guys...

@spideywillandmjwheeler 👁️👁️

[marlynnofmany]

Love it when a typo gives you new ideas of things to write about. I just tried to type "heartwarming," but got "heartwarning" instead, and I am fascinated by the implications.

[dirtytransmasc]

concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:

when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?

they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.

Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.

Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)

Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)

anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.

Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.

and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.

Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.

maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.

maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.

Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.

Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.

a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.

idk man. it would be interesting.

[flamingwordsinthesky]

Relatable.

Marvel Team-Up #4

[tekimoroll]

If you hate her, then I hate you 😊

[sciderman]

kids these days... they don't know... they don't know wade wilson was an anime boy...

also this clip is not in the above video but (obligatory)

personally, i love him (i am in love with him)

my beloved dearest spider-man fanboy silly silly whomst i love so much

[karmaspidr]

Saiki: What's the deal with this new kid? I can't read his thoughts. The only thing that my telepathy is picking up is a weird ringing noise.

Peter, who is secretly terrified: Why won't my Spidey Sense stop ringing?!

[aardvaark]

lmao at Parker's lev:red s1 response to Eliot's fed girlfriend. the lighthouse one in particular has the same energy as your cat sensing you're about to get it on with your new bf and deciding to come into the bedroom and lie down on top of you the moment anyone starts taking their clothes off

lol yes, parker is Not Having It. and honestly i agree, they're criminals and maria's a fed and also just... cops are cops! but in general, yeah, parker's reactions and the lighthouse ep especially are so funny. she wants to interfere and luckily interfering is, like, her greatest talent in life. and her spidey senses tingle whenever eliot is about to make a move lmao.

plus parker is always cat-coded imo. appearing and disappearing from rooms in seemingly impossible ways? hanging out in random small spaces or perched up high on rafters? generally independent and aloof, but clearly loves their family? affection in the form of just sort of bumping into people? strangers/distrusted people attempting to touch/get close may result in injury? sometimes just kind of sits and stares at people? napping at weird times in weird places? being a CAT burglar? --okay maybe puns don't count lol. i've never had a cat but every cat owner (or rather, person owned by a cat) that i know describes their cats that way, like beloved little cryptids who they wouldn't trade for the world. hardison is a cat person, is what i'm saying.

(actually wait, parker's first non-criminal friend is peggy, who really is canonically a cat person! maybe im right about the cat coding lol)

thank you for the ask :) hope you're having a nice day!!

[punkeropercyjackson]

Causing anti Hobie x Gwen/Miles/Margo discourse under the basis of Hobie being 'older brother-coded' is so funny to me because it's literally a bunch of grown ass niggas who're almost all nonblack exposing themselves as not only not knowing about punk culture while ALSO adultifying a canon 17 year old but also as never having had a boyfriend

[drainbangle]

hit your faves with the spidey AU beam for fun and enrichment

AU doodles that spoil the new spidey game under the cut — warning for body horror.

anyone else scared

[awakening5]

Crossing Worlds

A little ficlet inspired by how inspired Miles was to go to Princeton for their physics program. What if Miguel and the Spot weren’t a thing?

“You should go home, Miles,” Dana says. It’s late. Miles should probably listen.

“I’m close,” he says instead, scanning the latest results from the model he was running.

“And you’ll be close on Monday morning, too,” she says. “Come on, you’re a Junior. You should be out enjoying your Friday night.”

Dana’s nice. She’s extremely dedicated. Miles couldn’t ask for more in a mentor and the lead Grad student in their studies.

Part of Miles wants to listen to her. There haven’t been any alerts for Spidey tonight—that’s rare. Maybe he should go enjoy a rare night out without thinking about Spider-Man. Or the other Spiders.

“Thirty minutes,” he tells her, and turns back to the monitor. He runs another query. If only he could identify the source of the influx of dark matter. Then he could isolate the mass dependency on—

“Sure,” Dana responds. “Just don’t stay too late. You don’t want Professor Marks getting after you again.”

Miles nods, and looks back at the results. When his eyes get blurry like this, sometimes he can see Peter in the numbers. Penny in the white spaces between them.

He sees Gwen almost everywhere else he looks.

He runs another model. The results are promising. He stands and runs over to the other monitor. He punches in some numbers. The super computer will need to work overnight for this kind of a simulation. But that’s exactly why he needed to stay tonight. Tomorrow morning, he might—

His thoughts are interrupted when he feels a strange charge in the air. He feels light, all of a sudden, and the pencil on the table starts to lift into the air. He’d seen these exact indicators in the model he’d run. But that didn’t make sense. It’s not like he’d turned the collider on.

His Spidey sense is oddly quiet despite the world around him shaking.

And then it happens. Something he hasn’t seen in years appears before him. He’s been dreaming of these interdimensional portals since he’d sent Peter and Gwen back through them.

She steps out of it. Years older, like him. More beautiful than even his unrestrained memory. 

His jaw drops. He’s too stunned to speak. Her smile starts small, and then grows. Her hair is longer, but she’s kept the same side shaved. He thinks he can see her Spider-suit just under the collar of her blouse.

He wants to rush to her. He wants to pull her into a hug. He wants to ask her how and why. But he’s frozen by her. Unable to do anything but take her in.

She glances around the lab they’re in, and her eyes sparkle as she recognizes what kind of lab it is.

“Hey Miles,” Gwen says. She smirks. “Need some help figuring it out?”

[thelastharbinger]

Tidbits of ATSV That I Enjoyed (Or Alternatively: Just Miles Being The Most Endearing Spidey Ever)

Miles patting The Spot's head after successfully webbing him (I don't see this as condescending, but rather him still engaging with the humanity of a villain like Spot) and ~very assertively~ telling/asking him not to escape.

"I'm like Robin Hood-if he gave to himself."

Miles' spidey senses going off when he arrives late to his dad's party because there's nothing more frightening than Brown parents when they're mad at you. Beware the chancla or correa!

O.k. So we all know there are different versions of the movie out there. You may already know that one of the slight differences is when Miles goes to save Inspector Singh. There's a version where you can hear Gwen's voice in the distant background yelling no! when she thinks Miles gets crushed under the rubble, and there's another where she's silent as she webs to him. Now, I have found ANOTHER version (online) where her shouting is even more at the forefront. She's practically screaming and sounds more desperate, (prolly because it's close to the same way her Peter Parker died so she's reliving trauma) and the fear in her voice is palpable. That one haunts me.

Jefferson trying to equate studying for his police exams to childbirth, which Rio quickly nips in the bud.

Ganke having a soccer poster of Son Heung Min, a famous Korean footballer who currently plays for the Premier League Tottenham Hotspur and is captain of the South Korean national team.

Miles having a Sashimi (his universe's version of Supreme, but I just like the idea that Miles loves eating sashimi. Like I know that kid has good taste in food) poster in his bedroom.

The fact that Miles kept in touch with Aunt May for long enough after the events of ITSV that he helps her move.

The Spot saying he was one of the more handsome scientists at Alchemax according to his colleagues.

Miles and Gwen having the same collectible toys, the only difference being that he keeps his in the box and she doesn't.

"Hey, don't try to wow me with big words, man," *in deep manly voice* "I do crosswords every day"- Miles after Spot points out Alchemax as "the crucible of our connection!"

Miles going, "This job is so dumb sometimes" after he tries to web Spot at the deli, but it goes through a hole and lands on his face.

"Nahhh, he seems more Dominican to me." Kinda want Miles to meet a native Dominican Spidey because that dynamic would highkey fuck hard *pun not intended*. They would repair relations between our two islands-PR&DR.

"Almost there Mami *smiley face* *cowboy* prayer hands*"

The college admissions coach at Visions Academy straight up saying, "That's your story! Now, just stick to the script..." Ma'am what???

"Calmate Mami, eso no es my fault."

"I've hit a lot of different villains with a lot of different food...I'm just trying to lighten the mood."

Miles in his angsty teen era and smart-mouthing everyone around him. Love that for him.

"He almost killed his mom as a baby, I mean, look at those shoulders." No but for real tho. Those shoulders are as wide as a truck. Kim Seokjin who??? (if you understood that reference, ily).

Miles writing a love letter to his dad in 2 cakes.

Gwen at the water tower chowing and saying how feelings make her hungry after her and Miles talked about how they can't be together cause it would end in tragedy. Like Gwen, come again?!

Also, Miles' and Gwen's talk at the Williamsburg Bank Building being lowkey the catalyst for the 2nd/3rd acts of the film. Without them both kind of silently admitting their feelings for each other, Miles probably wouldn't have chased after her the way he did. Pretty sure you know the rest.

"I bet she doesn't even speak Spanish," and Jeff going "Que barbaridad" in his very broken Spanish. Queue Rio's bombastic side eye.

Both Gwen and Miles referring to Spot as a Villain Of The Week, even though neither of them have spoken about Spot to each other.

"I was bitten by a-wouldnt you like to know? Know what I mean?" SIR. Chill. This movie is for children.

The Spot inverting himself, going from a white mass with black spots to a gaping black hole with smaller white spirals. It's giving Junji Ito.

The irony of Pavitr exclaiming, "Well that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!" right before an incoming canon event. HIS. He was about to experience his first big loss, and his happy-go-lucky nature would've been challenged.

Miguel saying conyo! when all the Spideys start pointing at each other.

"!Cállate!" "Nosy!" Sidebar: we don't talk about Gwen's banter with bad guys enough. She's so funny!

A lot of the Peters saying hi to Gwen as she passes HQ because she is canonically the one lost love--the love interest they all would've ended up with had she not died, so they all have an affection for her.

Web-Slinger going "Giddy up!" Cause he's swinging up.

Miles offering his fresh new takes on how to deal with the Spot upon meeting Miguel, saying "He just wants to be taken seriously. Like we all do." MILES YOU BEAUTIFUL, COMPASSIONATE GOLDEN SUNFLOWER BOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.

Hobie referring to Peter B. as Humbling Reality Spider-Man, which considering how steeped in tragedy the Spidey lore is, is really saying something.

Miguel's nonono no puedo más no puedo más. His misery is very funny and delightful to me. Little bitch ass.

"You know you're the only Spider-Man who isn't funny." Yes! More Miguel slander in the next one, please! Little bitch ass.

"Snitch!"

Miles shouting out Peter's name for help whilst Miguel pins and lays into him the fact that he's an anomaly. This after he momentarily glitches back to his ITSV store-bought suit. Mimicking the way-in also the first movie-Miles shouting out Peter's name for his own rescue as Doc Ock attacks him at the research facility. Because even though he feels hurt by Peter at this point, that's still his dad mentor and he still instinctively looks to him for protection. Rip my heart out why don't you!

Gwen sneaking back into her and her dad's place just to get that printed polaroid of her and Miles, a pic she already has on her phone.

Earth-42 Miles wearing Nike while our Miles wears Jordans.

[yesactuallyican]

The spidey AU but it’s over half the party that’s superheroes and they don’t know about each other, so crime happens and will, lucas, max, and el have to make up the most outlandish excuses to get out of dnd night and Mike and Dustin and left like “what??? The hell??”

(bonus points!)

max and lucas running into each other right before/right after changing forms and being like “the fuck?? What are you doing here you said you were shopping for aunt sally??”

will and el sneaking out of their windows at the same time and having to make up really fake and really bad excuses for why they’re sneaking out

will and el think they just have some wonder-twin mental stuff thing (but it’s their fucking spider senses and they’re /lovingly/ stupid

they figure it out eventually and it becomes a weird mix because Mike knows about el and Lucas and Dustin knows about max and will and they have no idea about the others and yeah, I’m living for this AU

[pumpkinrootbeer]

crazy to me that marvel comics just decided that for the entire year of 2013 doc ock would be spider-man now (pete's dead, it was a freaky Friday situation keep up). but like. there's a reason doc ock isn't usually the headliner in a comic because he's insufferable and an arrogant jerk, and he keeps calling mj Woman. and they did this to us for a year. for a year the put an incel in Spiderman's body and he called everyone dolt and imbecile and Peter pops in to take control like a reverse jekle and hyde situation where he's like "BE NICE INSTEAAAAD". they did this for an entire real full year.

[turrondeluxe]

Random question- does Miguel know that Ronin is a ninja?

As in, like he obviously knows that he's a ninja, but have they ever fought together or has he seen him fight? I know they met when they were younger, but I feel like Ronin Mikey is very soft now, especially with his kids.

OOO or- on the other side- has Ronin Mikey seen Miguel fight?

Just wondering :3

Miguel definitely knows and they definitely sparr together sometimes, just for funsies and whenever Mikey wishes to not go rusty on his training.

I depict them having a fairly peaceful life (outside of Miguel's spidey job) so, they actually haven't fought side by side to an actual threat together they'd be so cool tho.

While Miguel hasn't actually seen Mikey fighting to his full potential against an enemy, he has seen other versions of Mikey fight while checking on different universes because of the spidey job. He can imagine how badass his own Mikey can be considering what he has witnessed.

In Mikey's case, he hasn't actually seen Miguel fight against an actual threath but he def has a certain idea because of whenever they train/sparr together.

[trans-spidey]

life drawing practice ft ryan from @wearewatcher