#incorrect saiki quotes

[shroompocalyps]

saiki aroace real 🧀🧀🧀

sorry its crusty ˁ˙˟˙ˀ

please credit me if you use this thanks

[yellowheartz]

Kaido: Why does Aren call you baby boy?

Saiki:

Saiki: How about we stop talking for a while..

[fanficriter]

Saiki K Boys with a Stoner! S/O

Warnings - Weed (obviously)

Characters - Saiki, Kaidou, Kuboyasu, Saiko

Gender neutral reader

This is my first time writing on tumblr, I apologise if anything’s messed up.

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Saiki

- He's never tried it, not because he doesn’t want to, but because he just doesn’t care.

- Didn’t really care when he found out, he just shrugged and was like “ok.”

- You offered him some once, he said agreed, so you got stoned together

- “What a pain, I guess it wouldn’t hurt…”

- If he was smoking out of a bong, he definitely felt a bit stupid doing it

- He just kinda stared at the ceiling the whole time

- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him

- Very quiet while stoned

- He also has a bit of trouble controlling his powers

- He didn’t really touch it again after that

Kaidou

- Has never tried it, his mother always told him that he would die if he ever did drugs 💀

- When he found out that you did it, he freaked out because he thought you were gonna die

- “Y/N THAT WILL KILL YOU!! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?!”

- It took some convincing for him to realise that you were gonna be okay 😭

- He still worries about it occasionally

- When you offered him some, he refused straight away

- One day he got curious, and asked if he could try some

- You gave him an extremely small amount

- He had no idea what he was doing 😭

- When it hit him, he freaked out a little, but calmed down pretty quickly

- Becomes very cuddly when stoned

- After that, he didn’t really touch it that much, he would only do it if you guys were alone

- After a while he didn’t care if you smoked in-front of him, as long as it wasn’t in his house

Kuboyasu

- Used to do it occasionally, but didn’t really touch it when he decided to leave his delinquent life behind 🙏

- He found out when he caught you doing it behind the school once

- “IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI-“ “Can i have some?”

- He always asks the weirdest questions while stoned (me too bro)

- “Can the grim reaper swim?” (actual question i asked while high)

- Doesn’t care if you smoke around him, he will join you occasionally

- You guys had a competition to see who could smoke the most, you both ended up greening out

- Makes sure your limiting yourself, he doesn’t want you to get addicted

Saiko

- Has never tried it, he thinks it’s for losers

- When he found out you did it, he low key bullied you

- “Seriously? You know you shouldn’t be doing that, right? Where’s your self respect, y/n?”

- When you offered him some, he declined

- “That stuff is for losers!”

- You can smoke around him, but he will scold you and complain the whole time

- He never touched the stuff, and never will

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Yay I did it!!! Feel free to leave requests in my ask box :3

[karmaspidr]

Saiki: What's the deal with this new kid? I can't read his thoughts. The only thing that my telepathy is picking up is a weird ringing noise.

Peter, who is secretly terrified: Why won't my Spidey Sense stop ringing?!

[incorrect-kubokai]

[texting]

Kaidou: I miss you):

Aren: check ur porch

Kaidou: ? there's nothing here lol

Aren: oh shit im at the wrong house

[sigmaufo]

Kaidou: Hey, Aren, want to go on a date sometime? Before you say no, let me...

Kuboyasu: Yes.

Kaidou: ...what?

Kuboyasu: Yes, Shun, I want to go on a date with you.

Kaidou: I... You... Just... Ye... Uh.

Kuboyasu: Are you okay?

Kaidou: You saying 'yes' immediately was not a scenario I had planned for, and I'm flying blind right now.

[joshhere911]

I always think about this scene from twilight when i remember that the volcanic eruption was before his birthday (i know thst everyone stays the same age for like 4 yesrs bc of the time loop BUT ITS FUNNY TO ME)

Also its not my best work but i traced it from said twilight scene on ibispaint so its also technically my best piece on ibis

[fandoms-incorrect-quotes]

kaido: ok, my turn. which would you rather find in your attic; 1000 roaches or a person? saiki: a person. worst case scenario, you have a new friend. teruhashi: dont you mean best case scenario? saiki: no.

[arboreal-hiding]

Toritsuka: —and I’m pretty sure Saiki is planning to kill me in my sleep

Saiki: What makes you think I’m so merciful as to wait until you’re asleep

[nikaizkool]

OKY HEAR ME OUT oky so yk the one male overprotective Best friend wit quackity one u posted can u do that one wit saiki kusuo expect kusuo knows cuz he can read his mind and it'd be like wit s/o I WONDER WHAT WOULD SAIKI KUSUO DO IF HE FINALLY MET S/O'S MALE OVERPROTECTIVE BEST FRIEND PLEASE

One would think he wouldn’t care, I mean a dude with a poker face all the time, wouldn’t be one to show emotion but he’d be pissed. He’d have a vein poking out of his neck whenever your friend touched you.

He’d press a kiss to your cheek and glare at the dude so hard. He’d literally almost punch the dude wverytime he heard his thoughts ☹️

[wander-lum]

NOOOO MY FAVORITE SAIKI K FANFIC "BLOCKED" IS GONE FROM MY WATTPAD. IM SOOOOO UPSET 😢 WAS I BLOCKED OR QAS IT DELETED CUZ OH MY GODDD I CANT 😢

I WAS REREADING IT O WAS AT THE SCENE WHERE SAIKI GOT JEALOUS IM GONNA

I WASNT EVEN IN THE KISS SCENE YET NOOOOOOOOO 😢😢😢

[yellowheartz]

Aiura: So Kusuo~ what was your childhood like?

Kusuo: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory that you must be at level 3 relationship to unlock?

Aiura:

Aiura: Well, what level am I at?

Kusuo: 7, so it all started when I was born-

[i-am-a-lost-mystery]

Incorrect quote #45

Toritsuka: gatekeep, girlboss and... what's the last one again?

Saiki: There isn't another one.

Toritsuka: I'm pretty sure--

Aiura: No, you're making it up

[karmaspidr]

Kaidou: Talking about Dark Reunion

Peter: Wait... Are you talking about that weird wannabe cult/terrorist group that Spider-man dismantled in like a week?

Everyone: Shocked

Saiki: Never thought I would see the day Kaidou's fantasies are brought to life only to be destroyed immediately after. Although the latter half was always to be expected.

[skiiyoomin]

warnings: slight teasing, fluff

RULES!!

DO NOT COPY MY WORK OR REPOST PLEASE!!

REQUESTS: OPEN

NAVIGATION

WHO DO I WRITE FOR?

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If it's for you | Kusuo Saiki

'Great'

You think, grimacing at the sight of the unreleting rain cascading down onto the ground, as you shift your gaze from the window of the classroom to the board, where the teacher droned on and on.

Previously, the weather seemed warm and sunny enough to not expect any rain, although, said weather clearly had other plans.

See, you normally didn't mind the rainy weather, in fact, you welcomed it, taking comfort in the soft sound of droplets landing on your window, feeling sense of melancholy. Of course, all of this is great when one is inside the comfort of their own home. However, having to walk back home in the pouring rain with nothing to cover you was not something you looked forward with enthusiasm.

The bell rang, signaling the end of the last period. Classmates quickly packed up, rushing out of the classroom in a hurry to get to the coverage of their homes, away from the pouring water. You took your time putting all your materials away, seeing as you'd get wet anyway, there truly was no point in hurrying.

Once you reached the main doors, your steps faltered, the rain looking much more daunting up close. You gripped your bag tighter in your hands, preparing yourself for the fastest dash you were about to make. Before you could take a single step further a voice from behind spoke up "You're not actually planning on going back home without an umbrella are you?" you swirl around, finding Saiki squinting at you, as if inspecting your next move "Well I don't really have much of a choice do I" You cross your arms, huffing. He seemed to think for a second, making a split decision.

"We can share my umbrella" it wasn't a suggestion, but rather a statement, almost as if he wasn't giving you an option. To say you were surprised is an understandment, but you weren't gonna pass up a golden offer.

The walk to your house was silent until you softly spoke up "Thank you, by the way" He glanced at you, quickly looking back, a tint of pink forming on his cheeks "Don't mention it" Your eyebrows quirked up in amusement, a teasing smile forming on your lips "You know, I thought you hated bringing attention to yourself"

"I do"

"Then why suddenly bother helping me?"

It was silent for a few moments, you were starting to think you crossed a line when he spoke up "Because if it's for you, i'd do anything"

Time seemed to stop in that moment as your steps halted, your eyes going wide and a furious blush spreading on your cheeks, for once, you were speechless. Saiki merely looked at you and continued walking as if what he said was insignificant "You're getting wet"

You ran to catch up to him, regaining your senses and speaking up "H-Hey! You can't just say that!"

He smiled smugly, finding your flustered state amusing. In response you huffed, crossing your arms in indignance while you looked to the side, unable to look him in the eye without going beet red again.

At last, your house came into view and in a way, you felt a deep sense of disappointment, not wanting the moment to end, but time was not on your side and soon enough you were at the doorstep.

You mustered the courage to look up at Saiki, opening your mouth to say something, yet your voice seemed to disappear in that moment. The man in question simply looked at you slightly amused, deciding to turn around and walk back to his own home. Without thinking, you grabbed his wrist, spiraling him around and smashing your lips against his cheek. Pulling away slowly, you uttered softly "For the record, i'd do anything if it's for you too"

Quickly, you dashed to your front door, slamming it and leaning back into it as your thoughts finally caught up, making a flush rush up your entire body 'I can't believe I just did that'.

Meanwhile, Saiki stood outside, completely and utterly shocked, his cheeks going crimson. Without helping it, a smile spread on his face.

Maybe walking under the rain wasn't so bad.

[sigmaufo]

When Saiki tells Teruhashi about his powers.

Teruhashi: That doesn't change a thing about our friendship. I think the same about you as I did before you told me.

Teruhashi (internally): I *KNEW* IT! There was no way that I'd fall in love with someone who is the definition of average! Deep inside, I somehow knew he was just as amazing as I was and that's why I fell in love with him.

Saiki: You realize I can hear your thoughts, don't you?

Teruhashi: ...

Teruhashi: I'll be leaving school and moving to Paraguay now.