#that this dinner is not poison

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[saul-gone-man]

𝘪 𝘱𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘴

𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴

𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴

[fishnchip3011]

microwave use 101

[dyingtobehim]

housewife pw mood board

[dead-bouquet]

DP x DC thoughts

Every fanfic and prompt I read has danny either pretending to be older than he is or just outright telling people he is a child.

I’d love to see actual thousands of years old danny who lost his family and has been in his castle for so many years that he’s become a shell of himself. He’s super knowledgeable, super powerful, but he’s just  t i r e d. 

Not to mention he can change his form like clockwork if he wanted to but most of the time he stays in his 14 yr old form cuz that’s the most comfortable.

Now imagine the JL come in. They summon the Ghost King because they need help and omg that is a child on the throne with a dead eye stare but he’s super powerful and helps them for no fee and and bruce is already pulling out the adoption papers.

Dick gaining an older brother figure and learning not everything has to be on his shoulders.

Jason and Danny bonding over being forced to adapt to a world that’s mourned and moved on from them and the struggle to learn to fit in again (because jason is technologically illiterate with all the advancements he missed and you can pry that head cannon out of my cold dead hands).

Tim gaining an older brother who actually listens to his rants and pushes him towards new info cuz danny has lived for so long and duh he knows stuff.

Damian just being a language nerd with danny and learning some languages that have been lost to time (because now he can shit talk about drake without anyone knowing)

Duke just vibin with this bright ass creature but hey? at least there’s another meta in the fam.

Danny spoils the girls cuz they remind him of dani and jazz.

all the while danny slowly gains his spark back and becomes more and more like his old self.

Just... let me have millennia old danny being a shit disturber.

[57sfinest]

also yall we need to step back from the harryvision and understand that kim, at his core, is a loser (affectionate) like everyone else. so much out there wants to portray him as limitless patience, great cook, super organized, good handwriting, nice tasteful living quarters etc and that's fun to contrast him to harry but well i am here to RUIN that we need to take off the du bois glasses and appreciate kim for the weirdguy that he is. he has horrific fits of road rage and harry genuinely fears for his life riding along with him and witnessing the generational curses this man is capable of unleashing upon the stupid little fucks that cut him off on the 8/81. he has never had the time or space or budget to learn to cook so he lives off deli sandwiches and butter noodles and the occasional grab-and-go fruit. he writes so much so frequently with such awful handwriting that he has invented a new form of shorthand and the moralintern is contacting him to create a cipher system for them. he has no resources to furnish and maintain a nice flat so it's like a slightly gentrified r/malelivingspace but with a table for his sewing machine and there's scrap fabric and thread and half-pinned half-hemmed pants strewn about the place. there are absolutely a bunch of shitty mockups of his old wirral character in the backs of his notebooks and he hasn't played it in years but if he ever picks it back up then his minmax high int high dex definitely-not-a-self-insert sidhe artificer is READY. everyone add your weirdguy kim thoughts NOW 👇

[voxofthevoid]

Starting off the month with a trip to the hospital ✌️

[buttfrovski]

i think.. da meatballz.. were poizoned..

[abbyisadork]

Facts about my killjoy oc!

They are about 20? 19?(I want them as old as val)

They get their name "Caffeinated spider" from the fact they used to own a spider and they like caffeine whenever they can have it.

their nicknames are caff, caffeine, spider, spidey,

He fucking loves explosions.

He bites because he was raised by a pack of coyotes before he was found by the ultra vs.

He LOVES party poison but he will ALWAYS be a jet girlie.

He has personal beef with Val velocity. He fucking hates val. He threatened to rip vals eyes out because Val stared at him for a minute

Feral

probably maybe has had a secret crush on almost ultra vs except for Val (he is in denial)

bros hair is DEAD more dead than the Fab four.

He is blonde in one eye and can barely hear out of his right ear because of a drac.

He absolutely adores the girl.

He likes his hair played with

Def needs to lay off the hair dye

His mom and dad dumped him at age 10 because his pyromaniac activities.

Fucking loves hugs

He will hug the girl any time he can. HE LOVES HUGS.

where an I going with thus.

Give me your thoughts and ideas for him.

[unicofan3011]

microwave use 101

[ftvs-cm45]

Harlivy In A Very Problematic Valentine's Day

[fauvester]

i think my coworkers and friends think its a little excessive that Im so militant about my sleep schedule but its hard to describe the extent to which the terrors fucking get me if my circadian rhythm is even a little fucked up

[natjennie]

GUUYSYSYSYSSS S ohdahfahha ohhh my god guys. you're not even listening. youer not getting it. "life's about to change" HUH. one whole humphrey bone. cap flashback cap flashback cap flashback. he looks happy. he doesn't have his medals. button house reunion. havers?~???!?!?!?!??/?@?!?//1 havers??? kitty flashback. fancy dinner. abba! something fishy with the gatehouse fire. "is it patrick- is it?!" a pattern to the ghosts moving on?? we're so fucking back. it's so fucking over.

[4ndeka]

“What lengths would a family that love each other go, when one of their own is killed?” tfw you poison the entire court of owls in a bid for revenge. commission for my good friend @myfadedlament :3

[acheronist]

like why was i allowed to listen to and internalize this when i was in 6th grade 😭 MAX!!!!!!!! PLEASE like no fucking wonder i turned into a chronically miserable artist

[haunting-jane]

I'm writing my thesis on the priory of the orange tree and let me tell you, I have forgotten how much I hate niclays. samantha shannon is such a good writer that I absolutely forget about my surroundings and I actually have to focus on analyzing this book instead of just enjoying it. her characters are so compelling and so well written and so complex that I actually get angry every time I have to read this man's pov.

YES I know he was exiled because of a whim (sabran was so cunty for that lmao) YES I know he's grieving and in pain YES I know he just wanted a quiet life with jannart. I still don't forgive him. bitch.