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loganslowdown4 · 7 months
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Remus: I don’t have pet names for Virgil, that’s silly-
Janus: Uh huh…
Remus: I don’t!
Janus: So, answer my question then. Do you know what bees make?
Remus: *confused* Um, honey?
Virgil: *walking in with purple eyeshadow* Yeah? *realizes Janus is there* Shit.
Janus: *gives a look* You know you two can’t lie to me.
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oneknightlight · 2 months
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The older I get the more I realize kids aren’t annoying or wrong for being kids, my mom just wanted me to have all the convenient traits of an adult at an impossibly young age, so she didn’t have to work hard at being a parent.
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spacetravelingelf · 11 months
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I remember the day it ended. I was sitting in class, the last one of the day, waiting for it to end so I could watch the livestream. I was only able to watch the very beginning and had to wait until late at night to continue watching. I missed a good 8 hours of the video and I regret every second. But I was able to watch the last 4 hours, I loved every minute. I really only remember a little bit. The parts where they watched some tribute videos and when Mark gave Amy the bug watch. I stayed until the screen went black, missing it already, wishing there was more.
Over the 3 years I have learned not to mourn its loss but to be thankful that I got to experience what I did. Thank you Unus Annus for letting me live when everything seemed lost.
It’s been too long
Momento Morí 🖤🤍
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allamericansbitch · 2 years
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I literally have no midnights songs on my wrapped like wtf Alexa play glitch.mp3
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crowcussion · 2 years
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me : does a weird thing i can do
doctor i didn’t know was a doctor : do you have ehlers danlos syndrome?
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copepods · 4 months
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crazy how 4 hours of work will literally take up my entire 15+ hour day. who allowed this
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daily-crabbys · 6 months
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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cruelnemothesis · 3 months
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areawest · 4 months
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nickpeppermint · 8 months
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catmask · 11 months
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when u go to write a mentally ill person in ur story you are presented two options. the first option is to write your mental illness realistically as you actually experience it with all the ups and downs and people who are like you will resonate with it and feel seen. except every person who reads instagram infographics on mental health that uses the phrase narcicisst for anyone who does anything that crosses them and unironically call themself a dark empath will call you scary and tell you that youre demonizing mentally ill people
the second option is to lie and write inspiration porn for those people to get hard to
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apassingbird · 6 months
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when i say i wish people started using the reblog button more i don't mean it in a 'i want more notes' kind of way i mean it in a 'i want to read about your thoughts on this particular thing' and 'i want to have conversations in the tags' and 'i want this to feel like a community again and not like any of those boring social media platforms where artists are content creators and interactions never goes beyond a like'
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los-plantalones · 7 months
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reblog to share some mint with your followers. just don't let it escape containment, okay?
Edit as if 6/17: Y’ALL FAILED ME
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bisclavaret · 1 year
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a day late to my 6 years on t anniversary ✨🏳️‍⚧️ a short comic about looking back
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lazylittledragon · 2 months
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more of karlach's coffee shop which isn't just an excuse to draw more shadowlach
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adjit · 9 months
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I think we need to get more comfortable with the idea that sometimes shitty, racist, homophobic, bigoted people are still incredibly talented.
I feel like every time I see a post addressing someone’s shitty behavior the post also takes the time to mention that they’re not even good at [x] anyway. And that’s just not always true? Equating being good at a skill as being morally good is just not necessary. Someone can be a fantastic writer, can have a beautiful singing voice, can create breathtaking artwork, and still be a horrible person.
I know part of this is probably just the instinct to dislike everything about a person when you dislike them, but I also think this mindset leads to people defending creatives way past where they should, because if bad people create bad art, then if this person creates art that I like and resonates with me, then they can’t be a bad person!
And you know. That’s just not true. Those two things are simply completely unconnected and I think it’d be healthier if we all started disconnecting them in our heads.
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