#that's close enough

[mimicmerchant]

Finished my first cross stitch! For a friend with a love of dumb internet memes and an upcoming art-gallery-themed birthday party.

flower bouquet pattern (altered for the text)

Stupid libertarian police copy pasta

[indigo-flightly-falls]

Okay so I've talked about this slightly before, but only to one person and like three ideas lol

So here's all the info for the Dogwarts HTTYD AU so far!

Ren- Rides a red and white scuttleclaw named Red Winter Once son of a chief, before getting separated during a dragon attack and being rescued by the Defenders Of The Wing

Martyn- Rides a neon green slithersong named Listener, after the secret group that saved his life Lived on a peaceful island, before the dragon hunters arrived. Martyn and his friend were able to escape with the help of a group called the Listeners

Etho- Rides a white and light yellow changewing named Sandy Snow Lived in a village with two friends, before it was destroyed by dragons. Wandered around the Great Beyond for a few years before being brought to Defenders of the Wing Island

Skizz- Rides a black, yellow, and red triple stryke named Imp, after his old friend Lived on Berserker Island until the whole deal with Dagur taking over, leading to him running away into the Great Beyond

BigB- Rides a pale brown and black speed stinger named Cookie. Lived on the same island as Martyn, but was forced to join the hunters until he could escape on the back of the first dragon he could get his hands on (which happened to be Cookie)

Non Dogwarts members:

Grian- Rides a purple tinted sentinel named Watcher Lived on Evo island before the hunters took over, leading to him biding his time while hiding inside the hunter ranks.

Scar- Rides a gray and white flightmare named Vex Lived on Berserker island before running away with his best friend, Cub due to new rules put in place by Dagur.

Jimmy- Rides a yellow eyed razorwhip named Canary Also lived on Evo island before the hunters took over, he managed to escape with the help of a group known as the Listeners

Notes about choices under the cut

I gave BigB a speed stinger because honestly it's a scary dragon and I think it'd be funny if people keep thinking BigB would be an easy target and then he's got a speed stinger

You don't wanna know how many dragons I considered giving Ren. I ended up going with a scuttleclaw because I think they're underrated dragons :D

Grian found Watcher abandoned on a random island in the middle of nowhere and decided to take him home.

Dogwarts works very similar to the Riders in the show, just less likely to attracted enemies besides Scar and Grian

Jimmy ended up on Empires after Evo!

While thinking about this AU I realized that Skizz and Dagur are actually kinda similar and I Will bring it up.

[navree]

absolutely desperate for some boquerones en vinagre to the point that i honestly might make a reservation solely for myself at the one place in seattle i know serves good ones

[mangozic]

my dead goth son and his friendly neighborhood personified concept of insanity

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[whilomm]

happy almost extremely loud sound wednesday monday everyone!!!

i cant believe its already almost extremely loud sound TO BE CONDUCTED AT AROUND 2:20 PM EST wednesday monday

edit: reblogs turned off bc YALL READ THE FUCKIN DATE

[crybabydraws]

HOLY SHIT IT'S SEPTEMBER 8TH!!! AN ANNIVERSARY OF AN EXTREMELY HISTORIC EVENT!!!

NO! NO! NOT THAT ONE!!!

^^^THIS ONE!!!^^^

[magentasnail]

the silly straws page wont leave my head

[dotssu3]

tfw when you're not lactose intolerant

[bumbleboa]

#4 - Nami, bike

[buttdumplin]

yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop. 

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[classycookiexo]

This is literally so iconic

[pastelaeqy]

yet darker

[ooctlt]

Hey Harrow! Do you draw at all? Could be anything from people to bones to architecture!

And does anybody else draw anything? I know Cam does, but who else? And would any of you be willing to share your most recent or favorite drawings?

why dont you do arts and crafts for 5 hours and then youll calm down

[squarecloud73]

*I worship you Tumblr please don’t remove it

“Glad to have you back.”

舊地重遊