#the Jesus rolls

[cinemajunkie70]

A very happy birthday to John Turturro!

[jp-hunsecker]

The Jesus Rolls

#TheJesusRolls #MovieReview if you ever wanted to see #Amélie #topless, here's the #movie for you; otherwise sane people should abstain, though

Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) has a big problem. Like Jay and Silent Bob, he goes over like gangbusters in small doses, but is too samey to be the focal point of a feature length film. What’s worse, unlike Jay and Bob, Quintana was never meant to be companionable. In the Big Lebowski, the Jesus is a pedophile and a bully whose crude behavior shocks even the Dude and Walter Sobchak, who are no…

[trashpidgeon48]

Leitmotifs drive me insane, like I hear *repeated melody that has an association with a person, idea, or situation* and I go *tears up the fucking rug like a dog*

[cosmicvaca]

[skywerse]

mother always watches over you

[frennziee]

doodles i did as i listened to episode 6 of da suckening bla bla~~

i dont know what that was im tired.. anyway enjoy if you want !

[kala-mies]

The blue bits I add to her hair grow a little each time I draw her

[tenderflint]

i listened to transgender dysphoria blues religiously in high school just like everyone but it's really only now dawning on me how fucking huge it was for laura jane grace to come out very publicly as a trans woman in a male dominated punk scene in 2012 in fucking florida. she did that!! and now she's gay married

[wolfythewitch]

Do you ever have that feeling where, despite your distance with your religion, there's still moments where sparks of what you were bought up with, return?

I'm from a religious family, but I'm not in touch with my own religion. Yet there's me calling in the name of the Lord before and after I eat. It's like this lingering piece that I never turn to look at but somehow slips into my ordinary life.

I don't really know you that much, or your religious status. But seeing your religious talks made me want to bring this up.

I don't even know if I make sense here- just- ignore this if you want to, I don't know.

Hmmm I think so. My whole thing with it is really complicated haha. I still go to church every Sunday, though I prefer doing volunteer work with the kids over listening to the sermon. I pray before I eat out of habit. I find myself quoting the bible more often than I open to read it (though this is changing because of all the times I look for references lol). There's a resentment that I get whenever it's brought up, especially around my family. I find myself immediately on guard the minute it becomes subject of conversation. Sometimes at night I'll pace around and just talk. I don't know if I'm talking to myself or to god or whoever but. I'll talk. I think I still believe in him. I definitely believe that there's something out there. I don't think the question is of belief as much as it is of care. Do I care enough to try?

I'll say this though. Whatever I'm doing right now has gotten me to think more about bible and religion than I have in the past few years. So. That's fun! Who knew trying to explore something your own way instead of the way forced onto you by your environment gives your room to feel everything out without any preexisting pressure?

[booigi-boi]

Truly the best parts of the Starkid DnD campaign were:

Everyone coming up with their own characters with interesting and funny backstories, and then there's just Jeff who decided to roleplay as Dakota Johnson who everyone in the party hated and forgot existed once she died

And Mariah's bard doing a religious cover of the og Pokemon intro to give power to Joey's religious Australian wolfman who almost died from being stabbed, but was saved by a fantasy bible (Jesus is his asshole)

[a-literal-toaster-wtf]

red dwarf novels drive me absolutely insane bc what do u mean lister fuckinf died and rimmer was the first to notice and was the one who made sure lister’s obituary was followed to a tee and then when holly figured out a way to bring lister back to life rimmer was so overjoyed he actually laughed with pure sincerity and it’s described as sounding strange because his vocal chords aren’t used to making sounds of joy because of how horrid his life is but the idea of lister being back makes him so happy

[drorey]

Slightly rephrased over from discord but GOD I cannot stop thinking about small chip somebody fucking sedate me.

Like. imagine being a kid living on the street. And you're in pain all the time and it's cold and you're hungry. Being small helps you climb up windows and sneak into attics and basments to get away from the rain, even if you get cut on a piece of rusted metal and have a fever for a week, And taverns are your favorite, because you get to hear stories and see new people and maybe even eat something warm and people almost look at you like you're worth something.

And imagine you meet this group of pirates that let you talk to them and tell the most intresting tales you ever heard and when you ask to come with them, They let you.

imagine you finally get a name, and a family, you get to go on adventures, but more than that you have food, and you have shelter, and people around you listen to you talk and ruffle your hair and give you hugs and tell you you're doing a good job.

Then imagine the worst night of your life happens, and you lose everything.

Suddenly, you are back on the street scavenging for leftovers, suddenly you have nowhere to go hide from the rain.

suddenly the shopkeepers yell at you when you try to sneak into the building for the night, and when you're shaking with a fever, curled up in an allyway there is no one to hug you, to ruffle your hair, no one there to pick you up and tell you they love you. No one on the street cares what your name is.

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Vash vs People who experience temperature normally

[official-penis-posts]

Your penis is many-limbed and undying

Your penis will rise three days after your followers declare that it has died

[plushbunbun-blog]

GAY BREAD

GAY BREAD BABYYY Pride bred And a bonus bcs lmao

:3 Gimme more propositions for flags if I missed ya I wanna include everybody!

[ravmycupine]

// JRWI RIPTIDE EP 114 SPOILERS !! TW: Minor blood and gore . . . . . . Bad end....?