If there's anything I've felt about ace attorney since playing through the original trilogy, it's how cheated I've felt about the fandom interpretation of it. Y'all were so caught up with your gay boys and your Miles Edgeworths I didn't realize how much of this game was about WOMEN. THE CORE OF ACE ATTORNEY IS IN ITS FEMALE CHARACTERS. From Mia jumpstarting Phoenix and guiding him throughout the whole trilogy even after her death, her presence being the primary connecter of Phoenix and Maya, Maya and Godot, heck even Dahlia and Iris and the whole lot of them. From Franziska's earnest faith and consolation of Miles Edgeworth, even begrudgingly, pulling him out the trauma of his childhood with the face to face confrontation of a bullet wound in the same spot as the man who killed his father. Lana and Ema dragging Phoenix back into the thing he does best. Lana and Ema who's tragic story lies in a pair of sisters ruined by the heinous law system and their unconditional love for each other. Dahlia and Iris with a different version of sisterly tragedy, struggling through generational trauma in separate settings and support systems. The matter of the Fey tradition looming over the entire narrative and all the legal and social terror that comes with it. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE ACE ATTORNEY WOMEN.
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done chilling and scrolling, I’ve got an 8hr shift ahead of me so it’d be nice to see some sweet compliments or fun questions in my asks when I get home tonight
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gang i have to share this P. G. Wodehouse quote with you all because ever since I found it I can't stop thinking about it. it's from a letter he wrote when he was 78 years old to his friend Guy Bolton (many thanks to P. G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters)
I have been on the sick list myself, but am better now. Inflamed bladder or chill on the bladder or something, the symptoms being agony when I passed water, as the expression is. It brought back the brave old days when I used to get clap.
he really said "yeah the pain from my bladder issue reminds of the days when I used to have so much sex I repeatedly got venereal disease"
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Seeing my fyp flooded with edits of Haley x fem!farmer with Good Luck, Babe in the background makes me so happy LIKE YES THATS MY WIFE PRAISE HERRRRR
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I'm now imagining Zeus trying. Exactly.
ONCE.
To fuck over Harry, like, WAY DOWN THE LINE. Decades and decades later, and things he has a full proof plan only to...
Fuck up.
The brilliant part about all of them being immortal is not only does Zeus have Harry as a full god dancing circles around him he also has Andy who is still angry from the time he tried to force her to become Hera, Alex who has already openly and loudly declared that they will actually kill Zeus for the people they love AND TRIED TO DO SO, and also Jason who let’s be real is equally anti-Zeus after being raised around all of them and is shown to be rather powerful at like five much less decades down the line. Not to mention anyone what Harry picks up along the way that is more loyal to him than the gods (Hydra for example. Probably others as well let’s be real.)
Zeus stands no chance
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[Id: text, "Gondian Frell Olsin: I want my house, and my cat, and my wife. I want this all to go away."]
This random Gondian dude may have just tapped into a direct line to Gale's mind. I think this exact line is kind of like... 99% of his internal monologue, honestly.
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This whole bone is the shin dear and I'm pretty sure you're tall enough to reach my knees.
So you're definitely more than an ankle biter to me
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oh so close! that's actually the tibia, my vida
it doesn't matter how tall i am, i'll still bite you regardless <3
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