#the autistic rizz

[vampirecatprince]

Every photo of Vessel smiling gives this energy

[lomlompurim]

respost separated from the og post bc I really liked this silly little thing I made

And a little extra of my own

little binghe has a goal in this life and it only gets worse once he mets sqq, no one dares to threaten his position as sqq's future wife, he literally was born to be his spouse!!

[cowardlykrow]

Despite herself, the Emma is wooed

[moispanik]

I forgot which post i saw on here that made me do it

[jasontoddsmommyissues]

Eddie Munson as Text Posts 36/?

[crimson-nail]

this is why wolfwood had to knock her out

[j3llyf1shdust]

I was feeling silly, so here’s something I made to be real silly. cus why not.

[unrefinedmorosis]

[steampoweredstrawberry]

I just love that Gale's romance scenes are like "How to Land the Partner of Your Dreams while Honoring Your Autistic Hyperfixations: Parts 1-3. By: Gale 'of Waterdeep' Dekarios".

[muchmossymess]

Autistic rizz but it's just making people infatuated with your psyche

[timaeustrickshot]

I think the biggest evidence that some members of the hs fandom have no understanding of the alphas is seen especially with the characterisation of jake being the big lumbering adventurer when the whole gag is he is not that guy

he talks about being afraid of the monstsrs on his island, largely preferring to stay in his room to watch movies instead of facing them. he tells AR he's only interested really in adventures he knows he can win he doesn't care too much for challenges.

Adventures are all about the fun for him. He wants the magic and the exploring and the puzzles but not the conflicts. Hell, he's the most conflict avoidant person, he'll actively choose to go down the path of least resistance cause it's easier, and in his lil boy brain it'll make all parties happy.

you even see it when jake is kidnapped by crockertier! Jane when he finally breaks down crying about how he doesn't wanna do any of this anymore. the adventure stops being fun and starts getting too real and jake wants to pull out. he's just a lil guy, who isn't equipped to deal with some of the shit he's been but through, he's just a lil guy.

The whole point of hs is that they're all just kids who fall hopelessly into this caricature of themselves that they've created, this version of themselves they "want" to be or think they should be but they're really not that person deep down. the kids are often unreliable in their narration of themselves or certain aspects of their life. hell you see this in how brain ghost dirk is almost always much more seething in his remarks towards jake compared to anything the actual dirk has said (that we've seen).

And people read the way these kids describe themselves and believe them whole heartedly as though these kids aren't chronically in denile about themselves more often than not.

tldr:

hes not this big sexy Indian Jones, he's just a lil cutie pie that wants the movie magic style adventures

[dimikissme]

The bride and the ugly ass groom (affectionate)

[dontworryihaveyourblorbos]

Hey girl….uhhh….are you, music?????? Because uhhh…..you killed my grandma or something idk

[fleurdelait]

WHY IS HE COVERED IN BLOOD ON A TREADMILL?! HOW MANY MENTAL CONDITIONS DID BRO LIST OFF?! WHY IS HIS VOICE RLLY ODDLY HOT?! WHY IS JOHN A CUTIE PATOOTIE

[quick-catton]

what does it say about me that i watched bro put some sorta curse on an entire family, eat spaghetti like a rabid dog, and take a bite out of his own arm, and my brain went 'oh the poor thing, i can fix him :('

[nanocados]

He’s thinking thoughts, give him a moment..