#the ballad of smokin joe rudeboy

[charlesoberonn]

I love The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy.

It's so catchy and is actually a really fun story told in 4 minutes.

[faraige]

I know when Cooper finds frozen Janey or whatever happened to her it's going to be incredibly emotional and Walton Goggins is gonna obliterate our hearts with his performance, but if when our tears dry no one does something funny with the Ghoul and The Ballad of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy by Tom Cardy I'm gonna lose a bit of hope in humanity

[sybilius]

The thing about The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy is that not only is it a deranged banger of a tune, it unlocks a power fantasy the listener probably didn’t even know existed: being so good at telling someone to fuck off forever that even people with guns back down.

[zkullcat]

Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy!

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[astralfiasco]

Okay, this new Tom Cardy song has everything: mystery, legend, suspense, a dinky saloon piano line, a barage of birds, a small cast of cowboys, a Starbucks latte inexplicably, etc.

I have literally zero incentive to plug this, I just saw it for the first time a couple days ago & it's my new favorite thing rn.

[spotforme]

i kinda wanna write a fic about Smokin' Joe Rudeboy and his daughter where every other line of dialog is "let me make sure i head you right ... fuck you"

[sweetface-the-dollbaby]

I know that they’re packin’ heat and they know that I know that I’m the man to beat but when I step onto the street with a jingle in my feet they know that I know that they know that they can FUCK ‘EMSELVES-

[keplerspacecraftofficial]

i made ms paint fanart for the song trapped in my brain. theyre watching someone make a complete idiot of themself. look at them

[antis-eye-chotic]

I wonder if Tom Cardy and Brian David Gilbert's collaboration came about after bonding over their songs about unconventional pacifist cowboys

[inamindfarfaraway]

Brian David Gilbert’s “Pumpkin Cowboy” and Tom Cardy’s “The Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy” are at opposite ends of an extremely niche spectrum or alignment chart.

[hogdeploymentzone]

mongoose mountain gang monday

[weird-song-bracket]

Birdhouse In Your Soul : It's about a bird nightlight and borders on nonsense - also has the line 'I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend but I am'

The Ballad Of Smokin' Joe Rudeboy: The song is about a cowboy who flips people off instead of using a gun. And is successful at cowboy-ing

[color-picked-pride-flags]

Trans flag color picked from Smokin' Joe

[someconfusedastronaut]

A young girl who’d seen it all

And grew up in a terrible place

I listened to the Ballad of Smokin’ Joe Rudeboy and it was the best thing I have ever heard.

So I decided to draw the main man’s daughter, I’m thinking about calling her Smokin’ Clo Rudeboy.

[bowenoke]

Patch notes (1.1.2023):

For the last 5 years I have listened to "This Year" by the mountain goats at the end of every year, at around 11:55pm 12/31. In review of the last 5 years, I have decided to stop damning us all and instead listened to a cowboy ballad this year. May you win every highnoon duel you start . Sorry about the curse