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im actually foaming at the mouth WHAT IS BILLS BACKSTORY AUUGHH why’d he wipeout his entire dimension?? was it actually just because he thought they were dumb?? Why does he seem so guilty about killing his parents?? WHATS WITH ALL THE PARENT SYMBOLISM
#kickiez speaks#shitpost#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#it actually has me tweaking#Mom walked in on me with a cipher pulled up#the website out#the computer passwords out#TBOB out#and journal three out#and we just looked at each other until she walked off
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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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Hey, so, offhand, I decided to change the password to my Microsoft account, and I happened to stumble upon my sign-in attempt history...
So here's your reminder to change your password!
If it's been over a year since your last password change, this is your sign to go change it now!
Change it every few months, even! And if you don't wanna do that, at least add two-factor authentication!
#what do the Brazilian scammers have against me lmao#password reminder#dp speaks#static speaks#thoughts#computer safety#internet safety#i've been party to a NUMBER of data breaches so...yeah#I knew my email was all out there willy-nilly#but damn
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finally played the lake house dlc.
i had to ask my friend what the 6 digit password was because I couldn't solve it.
Neither could he
Anyways, in the end we found out we had the correct password. It's just in an American format.
20 minutes.
Twenty, it took us.
#i had my phone with calendar out#he was doing maths for some reason 😭???#i think at one point i started crying?#“dude 44 is DEFINITELY part of the password”#“maybe it's in numerical order?”#“okay go back to the computer”#“no the other computer”#alan wake 2#remedy entertainment#lake house dlc
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I don’t know what young person with their own laptop/computer/whatever device for the first time needs to hear this but:
Get yourself a goddamn password notebook. Label the pages alphabetically. Add your important log-in information, passwords, etc. Put the notebook in your underwear drawer and sleep easy knowing that if your device is stolen, trashed, or bricked, you will not spend three hours manually recreating new passwords or accounts.
This has been a PSA.
#ra speaks#personal#computers#technology#growing up ma and dad had a password book that had everything from AAA membership info to webkinz accounts.#I got my own laptop and moved out and BAM. I didn’t know my passwords for anything and the computer didn’t have them saved so I had to call#my mom and get her to look em up in the notebook. made my own the next day and been cruising smooth ever since.#‘bwahhh but what if someone steals it?’ I mean that would suck but if someone is being so thorough as to steal a password notebook from#from you underwear drawer they probably took your SS card and birth certificate and more important things#than your webkinz account information.
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do more voter fraud we can’t lose we can’t lose…i would do voter fraud if i knew how but alas
i’m doing this shit manual style since tumblr doesn’t make you verify your email but UNFORTUNATELY i have to go to WORK so my voter fraud crimes are on pause…but as soon as i get home assuming i am still alive i’m clocking right back in to the voter fraud factory!
#m.txt#ask#but i just have like the last part of the email in my pastebin so i keysmash + paste that#auto generated password from my browser + the first birrhday i can put in + the first suggested url#then vote log out repeat!#easy but time consuming#and is much easier on a computer than a phone if u are to attempt#i’m going to use a vpn tonight so i don’t get ip blocked again
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Barbie Lounge Kitties full set | $300
#ebayposting#barbie#mattel#lounge kitties#ebay#sorry i got logged out on my computer and forgot my password lol#someone just accepted my lowball offer for panther lounge kitty i'm so excited#they're sooooo cunty!!!
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'if youre looking to be secure, MFA is best' shut up + dont speak to me again + rot in hell + fuck you + fuck you again + let me turn it off or i crush you and your family with my psychic powers.
#i dont care if MFA made you guaranteed safe from any and all malware and security breaches#Im Not Doing That!!!!!#if u think im chaining myself to one phone youre out of your mind. this things gonna give up the ghost any day now!!!#and her battery is shit so shes dead a lot of the time anyway! plus sometimes its just in the other room!!! Fuck You!!!!#worst security measure by far. hate it.#hate it when banks try to pull it when paying for stuff. fuck it! take my bank details i dont care#ive carefully curated an ascetic life for myself where i keep as little money in my actual account as possible#both to curb against impulsive online purchases (bcos i need to go into town to put money into my account b4 buying anything)#and because i fancy myself cool and roguish and anti-establishment when likely what i am is a fucking fool but whatever. not punished so fa#EDIT WAIT TAG RANT NOT FINISHED I REMEMBER WHY I WAS ON IT!!!#FUCKING BITWARDEN WANTS ME TO SWITCH TO 2FA AND GOT PISSY AT ME IN SETTINGS WHEN I SWITCHED IT BACK???#bro youre my fucking password manager. do you know why youre here?#for a couple months i lived off demo sessions of debian where all my data vanished every time i turned off my laptop#and i got thru it BECAUSE! OF! BITWARDEN! because i could just log into my vault and continue business as usual!#without having to piss around with my phone!! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#like bro cmon. ideal world is one where i can just decide to go use a library computer with no tech on me and have it fuckinggg work#Because I Have All My Passwords In My Vault And I Have A USB Stick For Retaining Files#aughh. augh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to be anonymous#well. in a technical sense. in a broader sense the previous post is me talking extensively abt my irl presentation#but whatever. i dont get into discourse these days i trust u tumblrinas < bad thing to say but what the fuck ever#my famous catchphrase Last Time I Got Doxxed Nothing Came Of It So If It Happens Again I'll Probably Be Fine
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hi hello i am once again back here begging someone to send me a 🏴☠️ link that has the doctor who thirteenth doctor specials (specifically eve of the daleks, legend of the sea devils, and the power of the doctor) because everything i've already tried has not worked or the file's been removed for those specials specifically and i want to catch up and watch the new season but i've been stuck!!!!!!!
#kat rambles#thank you to everyone who has already tried to send me stuff it's either my computer or my browser everything that's preventing the episode#from playiing but i really appreciate you guys trying to help <3 you know who you are <333333#and yes i know i go home in three days and i can figure out the max password situation hopefully BUT i am bored and i want to watch it NOW#and what's wrong with that :((
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do it for her and it's just pictures of me every time i've had a breakdown about money in the last two years
#the new job is going neutrally because they haven't gotten me access to email yet lmao#nor to computers!! since its a state job you need like. passwords and an account and all#so i'm halfway through day two and just kinda vibin out at my desk (reading)#but like setting up my benefits and getting vision insurance for the first time in my life and a goid paycheck......#god the annie of a year ago would be so amazed#ann with an ie
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“It doesn’t matter what kind of fish it is!”
This scene is so important to me:
[Bleach e86]
Matsumoto has an actual, canonically-stated limit to the amount of Shenanigan she can take, and these three found it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“A whale?”
“A shark?”
“It looked like a rockfish.”
“It doesn’t matter what kind of fish it is!”
#matsumoto rangiku#bleach anime#bount arc so important to me#i needed to make this post so badly i figured out what email/password i use for tumblr so i could log in on my work computer#that's how badly i needed to go find this fish conversation RIGHT NOW#no brain just bleach
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Aha aha AHA I am going to lie face down in a river. Christ
#Shima speaks#SORRY WORK HAS BEEN SO FUCKING STRESSFUL TODAY AND I AM SOOOO DONE. SO over it#I got locked out of my computer for a half hour and couldn't reset my password too so that was so 💖 lovely#Chomping everyone to death who has bugged me today. I don't have the patience#Bangs my head against the wall#I really REALLY want to scream loudly. But I cannot. I am a professional and I do not scream inside my office.#Currently feeling like those violent stick figure memes. That is me#I deserve a little violence. As a treat
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is the tumblr app completely broken for anyone else rn or is this a me issue
#i was getting a weird blank dash error and it was saying to log out and log in again? but it wont let me#like even when i log out and try to log in as soon as I enter my password it takes me back to the login page. no error or anything#obviously my account isnt like. gone or smth bcuz I'm posting this from my computer lmao so its Just the app#armchair speaks
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Having been laid off, I have to drop off my company laptop, which I've pretty much been using as my personal laptop for years now, at some IT place here in town. I may as well do it later today. It still blows my mind that the company is making me return this 3-year-old machine. Given the high rate of depreciation, it can't possibly be worth it.
#computers#unemployment#FML#I guess I should figure out how to wipe all my passwords#from this thing
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Draxum: Hey, do you know the password to Leonardo's computer? Mikey: Fuck you, Draxum. Draxum: Hey!! Mikey: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouDraxum". Draxum: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
#now#how the fuck drax knows what a computer password is is out of my hands#it was just funny#rottmnt#rise mikey#baron draxum#rottmnt incorrect quotes#source: incorrect quotes generator#I'll bombard y'all with these#you seem to love them
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boy howdy are we feeling the first (for me at least) day of the new semester feels in i.t. today
#*001. ham is my jam // out of character.#{so. many. PASSWORD RESETS}#{also apparently we had a power outage monday and it fried a bunch of computers HJELP}
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