#the daily squeak

[ppppplatypus]

It's a trap

[kylejsugarman]

cannot believe people out there really complain about how much jesse cries on breaking bad. its weird that most other tv characters didn't and don't cry as much as him. its not cathartic to watch horrors happen to characters who just take it stone-faced or quip about it. if walter white was out there strategically destroying everything i loved to maintain his psychological grip on me, id be bawling day and night. jesse is the most normal fucking character of all time

[kirbymusicdaily]

Kirby Music of the Day: Kirby Endings from the Kirby 30th Anniversary Music Festival. This song is a medley of Milky Way Wishes: Staff Credits, Project K-64, Ending from Kirby: Squeak Squad, Return to Dream Land, Soaring Determination: No Night Is Eternal, and A New Wind for Tomorrow.

[pwurrz]

kuya, about quincy: “men who have dark circles are kinda gay if you think about it.”

kuya: “why aren’t you getting enough sleep? too busy thinking about co-”

[see-arcane]

“You think to baffle me, you—with your pale faces all in a row, like sheep in a butcher's. You shall be sorry yet, each one of you! You think you have left me without a place to rest; but I have more. My revenge is just begun! I spread it over centuries, and time is on my side. Your girls that you all love are mine already; and through them you and others shall yet be mine—my creatures, to do my bidding and to be my jackals when I want to feed. Bah!”

Monologue through the tears, buddy, don't let them see you sweat

By all means let them see you chicken-sprint out the gate, lock it behind you, and haul ass into the crowded street when your solicitor scuttles out of the window to carve you into fillets, followed by letting your recent petty-assault victim Uno reverse your psychic link and out you as sailing back home to your little rock pile in the Carpathians

But don't let them see you sweat

[thethirdromana]

I know we're all about to get excited about The Mina Murray Guide to Visiting Whitby, but can we briefly pause to appreciate Matt the Editor's excellent work on the subheading?

[daily-mees]

mees been having a busy week but mees can still do a sparkle

[ID: simple pen doodle of a mouse with triangle feet, big ears, a pointy nose and little whiskers, standing with a pen in one raised paw and a very tired expression. all around it are papers and other items, most of which are unidentifiable. above the mouse's head, there are two little sparkles. end ID.]

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]

*to the rhythm of skull banging against table*

i am not a bad person for spending money. i am not a bad person for being unemployed. i am not a bad person for not being able to do things that my diagnoses say im clinically unable to do. i am not a bad person for getting confused. i am not a bad person for needing help. i am not a bad person for inconveniencing others. i am not a bad person for having to change my plans. i am not a bad person for having a hard time with 'simple' or 'normal' tasks. i am not a bad person for being stupid sometimes. i am not a bad person for struggling.

[spikyknee]

Spin and twist

[ppppplatypus]

[kylejsugarman]

this is what an average step 1 question looks like if u would like to know why im so fucking tired all the time

[kirbymusicdaily]

Kirby Music of the Day: March of the Pink Soldier from Kirby: Squeak Squad. This song is a remix of Forest/Nature Area from Kirby & The Amazing Mirror.

[ratmans-notebooks]

i wish barry berkman would call me a faggot. who said that

[downthetubes]

Rare British comic-inspired toy figure rarities set to go under the hammer at Special Auctions Services

Late 1920s Pixyland-Kew Bruin Boys Tiger Tim figure An incredible collection of character toys, including British comics and newspaper strip characters is coming to auction at Newbury-based Special Auction Services, starting on Tuesday 20th June. The Mike Williams Collection, which, it’s estimated, will raise £25,000, comprises over ninety iconic children’s characters from television, film,…

[jaijaitbinks]

Headcanon of the Day:

Saitama has verbal (or vocal) and vestibular stims, both of which he suppresses.

[butchdonne]

bestie i hope you know you just catapulted me back to 2020. and also that when i saw that meme i heard the 'wakey wakey' IN HIS VOICE. so clearly.