#the end...

[slayedpoet]

more Ome Robert (x)

[sauntering-down]

“Why is it like that?” she demands, sniffling a few times and regarding the can with suspicion. “Like what?” Greez says blankly, leaning two elbows on the edge of the holotable.  They don’t have an actual holochess board and he couldn’t find his old-fashioned one, but the table’s working fine.  “It’s just carbonated.  That’s what makes it fizzy.” “Oh,” Merrin says.  “So it is supposed to be like that.  I thought something was dreadfully wrong with it… and possibly with you, for drinking it.” 

the last chapter of 'the hardest part of ending is starting again' is up. :)

[assim-eu-sou]

i have theeeeee biggest smile on my face right now

[bisexualize]

bruh in every ep of house md its revealed at the end that the patient was like. going scuba diving in lava as a side hobby, and somehow never mentioned it (they're shy) despite almost dying for the whole episode of burns and getting organ failure from a bunch of experimental treatment drugs for their misdiagnosed hotskinitis. and it takes house and his beautiful team of breakers&enterers to find the lava scuba diving gear stashed in the patient's wardrobe or something

[chiisana-lion]

[sadclowncentral]

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[sayruq]

like to charge reblog to cast

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[pjharvey-moved]

making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

[la7ma-mafrooma]

Keep talking about Palestine!

[lipglossanon]