Zahra: Oh my god if baby oil dissolves condoms, what the fuck does it do to babies?
Rowan: this may be shocking but babies and condoms are made of different material
Iris: It's like Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Cal: Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
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Iris: Can I tell you something? Don't freak out.
Declan: What makes you think I would freak out?
Iris: I love you.
Declan: I'm freaking out.
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I like Declan and I love Rowan but Cal. Callahan. My favorite ADHD high IQ sarcastic little shit middle child. Let me tell you how understood I felt when they said Cal hates long meetings and doodles because it's a torture on him to hold his attention for so long on something he doesn't care about much. When he took in his sobbing best friend/sister-in-law without a question and gladly offered her hugs. When he helps his brothers and cheers on people. How he struggles with maintaining control over his urges with impulsiveness he can't control. How both of his brothers say he lacks drive but it's so clear he doesn't because I know that feeling. WHERE TF IS HIS BOOK I WANNA READ ABOUT HIM
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In the words of Callahan Kane from The Final Offer,
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the final offer was one of the most real and extremely thoughtful book like this was so perfect!! *sob* the entire book dealt with cal's journey towards sobriety, getting back with alana and going to his whole adhd journey. like the added element of cami was sooo precious like i am dying rn abt it. i literally loved the small town dynamic how everyone cared for everyone else and heeled alana in her tough times ( it's hard to find that in this time). cal's joureney towards sobriety and how sometimes he would lose his control, him feeling guilty abt it then him tring to become a better version for himself cami and alana, and then alana being suppotive always even when she's upset with him she'll still motivate him and be proud of him!
THIS BEING SAID... I DON'T KNOW BUT AA TEENSY TINY PART OF ME WANTED CAL TO BE GAY LIKE I DON'T KNOW WHY i love the actual version a lot like alot -a lot but still if he were gay i definitely can't but imagine what it would be like!
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target has a sale rn, buy 2 get one free, as well as 20% and 30% off on some books. this is my mini haul 😋😋
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Breaks my heart but i remember everything by zach bryan is cal and alanna and no one can tell me anything else
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The Final Offer by Lauren Asher (Dreamland Billionaire Series #3)
SYNOPSIS
Cal, Declan, and Rowan have each received letters following their grandfather’s death that gives them tasks they must complete in order to receive their inheritance of twenty five billion dollars and shares in their family’s conglomerate.
Cal must return to their family’s summer home in Lake Wisteria and sell the house while living there in order to receive his inheritance. To his…
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The books in the Dreamland Billionaires series all have basically the same plot but with different tropes
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Zahra: So what’s for dinner?
Rowan, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.
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