#the fleas

[ms--lobotomy]

My idea of the reader being a perpetual combined with the other anon’s idea of Typhus stealing you away from your home planet and making you live on his warship is kind of giving me parallels to what nurgle and isha have got going on.

Oh wouldn’t it be sooo bad and awful if you couldn’t leave him? If he was slightly obsessed with how you manage to survive all the maladies that he could theoretically give you? Wouldn’t it be dreadful to be the object of his affection? Feeling his corroded gauntlets tracing your bare skin, leaving the aftertaste of too-overripe fruit in your mouth when he kisses you?? Wouldn’t it just be terrible???

OH MAN OH MAN. OH FUCK. I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS. JESUS CHRIST. AAAAAH

[gentlefangz]

gnawz on YOUs

[babylon-crashing]

Text:

Ulula/ from flowerchild wallflower/ to feral acid freakout!/ “Damn, that orange sunshine is a killer!/ I need mooooore! (snort, drool)/ Oooorange Suuuunshine!/ What would Owsley Stanley and the Hippie Mafia do?/ Heavy Petting Scandals presents:/ “I was in love with a teenage Acid Freak!”/ The Fleas! The Infamy! The Dirty Linen!

[cockyroaches]

Im a survivor (had to bathe my cat)

[changretta]

Flea bath penalty

[poetax]

Been Playing Lethal Company, and this sums up m experience

[flourahl]

[zoomar]

Imaginary pictures from an occult flea market.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Flea market find- $8 bucks.

[soft--dogs]

yaaaaay we're going to the flea market today!! (what they tell me when they're tricking me into taking my flea meds)

[psie-smutki]

Remember to sit on your parents everyday 💺

[softsimulation]

oh how i love you, little hula lamp

[modormouth]

undertale...for the ps1.......

[canisalbus]

[tokumon]

Flea Mutant from Kamen Rider Black ep. 4

[amnhnyc]

Have you ever seen one of these critters at the beach? Also known as “sand crabs” or “sand fleas,” Pacific mole crabs (Emerita analoga) can be found across the western coasts of North and South America. East Coast residents might encounter their relatives, the Atlantic sand crabs (Emerita talpoida), during summertime beach trips. Mole crabs migrate with the tides, keeping up with breaking waves to filter feed on plankton brought in by the crashing waters. These critters use their back legs to get around, and they burrow backwards, too.

Photo: eeowes, CC BY-NC 4.0, flickr